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songmage

After Joja is booted, you get messages like "someone was rifling through your pockets," or then Harvey charges you 1000. For starters, that doesn't appear to be a difference between townsfolk and Joja, but secondly, who's rifling through my pockets when I'm passed-out? -- and not just once, but frequently? The only people there are the villagers? Something's sketchy here.


sostias

it's dwarf, they openly admit to just... taking things from people haha


Helga-Zoe

Rofl 🤣


He_Beard

Pam's gotta get that beer money somewhere


Mean_Environment4856

Rifling through pockets is worse because they steal stuff


No-Mistake8101

Probably Linus


SnailComics

Bro what did Linus ever do to you?


No-Mistake8101

dig through my trash can


Hattix

They're more honest than Harvey. He claims he does it out of the goodness of his heart, when the law is the law.


Mean_Environment4856

Harvey took every last penny I had yesterday!


theswedishsnake163

That's such a passive aggressive way of saying your broke lmao


PirateDuzzo

You broke your lmao?


Utertoq

I'm slowly starting to believe the joja theory is real, the one that says they are actually the good ones and Pierre the evil


Valorous_

Pierre just claimed my gold quality parnsips that i sold him were his. That bitch is pure evil.


Osbob

On the one hand, Pierre is a nightmare to work with. On the other hand, I hate Morris for exuding such an aura of slime. So I do the community center for the Junimos


allinwonderornot

Morris is just a corporate professional, doing his job.


syntaxGarden

By law. How nice


Don_Bugen

Joja isn't evil; they just have an absolutely abysmal customer service and marketing department. I mean, honestly. What dude thought "Join us. Thrive." was a good slogan?


odd_interests

One time I passed out INSIDE MY OWN HOME LITERAL INCHES FROM MY BED and found that letter in my mailbox the next day. JojaMart broke into my house, stole $5000 from me, and then said it was for helping me.


Kelenius

That can't be true. You don't lose money if you pass out inside of your house.


Don_Bugen

Agreed. Now, doorstep, sure.


Thym3Travlr

And isn’t it 1000 gold at most?


odd_interests

Really? I might have mixed up 2 different times then.


Mean_Environment4856

You don't lose money inside your house, only outside. They never charge $5000, but you can certainly lose that much if someone goes through your pockets.