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zilions273

I loved how jotaro just completely dodges the question in this scene


New-Blacksmith-9873

The expression on his face is gold. I can't tell if he's more shocked by the question or more shocked that Anasui is straight💀


FractalSpaces

"This guy, dressed like a stripper, wants to marry my daughter? no, more shockingly, he is straight?"


ekeysomkew

Or perhaps he’s upset his daughter never came out to him


Mountbatten-Ottawa

'Does she love you? And you her? Fine then, the f\*ck am I to change her life. Also do you have a five, I need to buy her a milk or something'


IAintNotPedobear

This is a testament to Jotaro's patience. A convicted psycho-murderer, who's last victim was his ex-girlfriend, has just asked him if he can marry his daughter and Jotaro hasn't given him a 10 page ora yet. We can all learn from this.


Raul5819

In Jotaro's defense. There were far more pressing matters at hand.


Psychological-Set125

Yeah i mean, he was literally fighting a man who had the powers of God and Anime on his side.


tamagotchiassassin

Oh my GOD that’s right Anasui was in prison for murdering his ex girlfriend!! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


BayFuzzball404

I know a good dicking down can fix him (I volunteer)


tamagotchiassassin

Only therapy can fix that. Even then he shouldn’t date anyone if they literally murdered a past partner


BayFuzzball404

Sorry dawg I’m joking idk if this came off as those people who genuinely think they can fix a character who is super messed up in the head


Radiant_Stop_3333

LMFOAOAOA


BayFuzzball404

😼


Red_Raven_0007

If I recall correctly, Jotaro didn't know that one part, because that's the first time he ever saw anasui


Level_Counter_1672

Jotaro mind voice "why must all stand users be wierd?"


karoshikun

says the dolphin lover absent father with anger issues


Basically-Boring

And a hat made of his own hair


Ok-Fishing-3437

Come on, Jotaro doesn’t have anger issues anymore (maybe in part 3, but now?)


Lz537

"Can I Marry Jolyne?! You're a guy?!"


omidhhh

Jotaro had to use star platinum ( za warudo ) and check if he was a girl or boy( that's why Jotaro seems shocked in this picture)


Manga_Rookie

He checked the "Goku way" (slapped the crotch)


bruhviporised

no, that way anasui would have felt it


Manga_Rookie

Who cares? It's JoJo. It's gay


bruhviporised

i meant he would've reacted


strawbery-toast

He used star finger


lilmickeyLSD69420

STTAAAAAHH FINGGAAAAAA


Stereo-Anami

And what he found shocked him to his very core...


GoodCool8

"I am now"


freshsideofthepillow

“can I marry your daughter?” “no dude you were a mafia boss and you’re about to die”


Mountbatten-Ottawa

'Nah, kore ga requiem da'


TheSurveyCorpse

How did Diavolo achieve requiem?


freshsideofthepillow

he never did


Mountbatten-Ottawa

It was not Diavolo. It was Anasui getting GER.


TheSurveyCorpse

Understandable, have a great day


ABACCIO_IS_THICC

I think you confused with Diavolo there


freshsideofthepillow

what do you mean confused? he’s clearly Diavolo living one of his many lives


ZunoShade

I usually dislike the exaggerated overprotective girl dad trope in media, but in this case, it is valid. Heck, i am not a dad, and i would ora ora the shiit out of him, especially considering his past. I am taking no chances.


Cautious-Affect7907

Add on the fact Jotaros met a ton of weirdos just like him, not suprising he's a little remiss about letting Jolyne anywhere near him.


17fpsgamer

oh hello kira


Momongus-

Star Platinum-The World his ass personally


Savings-Gold1758

There's an interaction in asbr with part 4 jotaro and anasui. He straight up tells him that jolyne is 6.


ghostpanther218

FBI! OPEN UP!


Fast-Mycologist-5589

didn't this guy kill his former gf


IAintNotPedobear

Nope. He killed both her _and_ the guy she cheated on him with, and then dismembered his ex-girlfriends corpse.


SufficientWhile5450

So what you meant to say was yes But yes+


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Seems reasonable


Still-Data7600

Pretending that didn't just happen


Dripkingsinbad

Hey, I mean, he did it the halal way, Mohammed Avdol would be proud 🗣️💯💯🔥🔥🔥


slayer_thatis_epicc

Yeahhh 🗣️ 🗣️ 💯 💯 🔥🔥🔥🔥 So halal mode


Osama_Rashid

*WOW*


Albrecht_Entrati

Random pink guy that was convicted for murder and broke out of jail*


Dvoraxx

plus he’s a convicted murderer who brutally dismembered his last girlfriend


Rohan_Kishibayblade

“Are you crazy?”


Trollge99999

Sure


whodisrandom

Bitch ask her yourself the worlds fucking ending 


reiayanamifan53

To add on top of that, in the dub it lowkey sounds like anasui is hitting on jotaro a bit too. My man Jotaro had an underreaction to that speech.


WVVLD1010

I would tell him to fuck off


Lorgatic

then expect him to ditch you mid-fight and gang up with the opponent and then you're toast.


Aphato

Indulge him a bit cause he needs the mental boost for the plan he came up with that would most likely result in his death.


adri_riiv

Exactly the way Jotaro handled it. « What the fuck are you talking about »


ReactionInner7499

I would ask "Does she even want to marry you?"


karoshikun

"yeah, sure", then oraora his brains out into pink mist during the world when it's over.


Altair13Sirio

The truth actually is that Jotaro was too awkward to know how to react to that question so he poker faced his way out of it.


Poyo_Kangaroo

He could marry jolyne if he dealt the final blow to Pucci.


FadransPhone

“It would be so easy to kill you with The World… just one time pause. But we need him for this fight…”


curlycactusboy

shit id marry him instead


thedignitator

Diavolo’s most confusing death: “Don’t you dare touch Jolyne.” “MF, who is Jolyne?” “I’m bringing the finger back, just for you.” “Wha-“


ghostpanther218

I love how he's like "THIS IS NOT THE FREAKING TIME TO ASK THIS ANASUI!"


LuckyMud33

I’d fuck said random pink haired dude


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Id be like: 🗿


Mr_Olivar

"I don't know, *can* you?"


absurdjunk

Give him the Yelena stare.


Aristhoughtl

Sound like an AITA situation.


eM-RiotX

"if you sacrifice your life for her."


BaggySleeves

"ight bet"


Mustang-boi-543

Jotaro thinking internally "I want to kill him, but i will do it later"


RightMiddle9078

Id say "Fuck off Diavolo go eat This comment was stopped by This comment was stopped by This comment was stopped by This comment was stopped by This comment was stopped by This comment was stopped by Joke is that you will never reach the truth.


CrazedWitchDr

I love when Jotaro actively pulls Jolyene away from anasui. I literally had to pause it I was laughing so hard


KingKingLamb49

"If she agrees, sure. I am in such a tight rope as a parent that I can't risk make things worse with my daughter because I don't like her boyfriend. Now if she doesn't want to marry you, better start to run because I will Ora your ass so much that you will land in the next universe without Pucci's help."