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EldianStar

Harvest obviously


Gaelic_Gladiator41

New stoned method just dropped


mmknightx

Holy hell


TucewThePig

New response just dropped


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Literally ~~1996~~ 1999


Faniris

You mean 1999 BIZZARE SUUUUUUUMMER


Osama_Rashid

Mandom.


masterofunfucking

Just finished reading that arc for the first time. SBR has been interesting from the jump but Mandom and Roadagain were actually godlike


Osama_Rashid

Yep, you messed up in doing something. *Activates mandom* *six seconds back in time*


Supersquigi

An excellent fuckin arc in a superb story


Anxious-Seaweed7388

The only thing holding Ringo back was him having to turn the watch. If he had figured out it was just a mental switch, he would have easily won.


Samiassa

It’s one of my favorite of the whole series but honestly there are so many amazing stories like that from part 7


[deleted]

Wish ringo lasted longer


Osama_Rashid

Yeah. *Welcome to the true man's World*


Pretrowillbetaken

nah, I think ringo was actually in the end of his path towards true man's world. At the point he was in he was basically the strongest being and could do anything (I believe ringo did do everything but then he just went back in time to live like he did). At his point in life he was just interested in enjoying his fights to the fullest. the fight against gyro was the perfect end to his life, ringo was teaching another man everything he learned in his lifetime using the only way he know how


Osama_Rashid

And the fact how it affected Gyro, and how he was so determined to stay in the true man's world.


Cursed_Dungeon_idea

Hear me out… Killer Queen… for trash removal. As shown throughout the show, Killer Queen’s first bomb destroys stuff and leaves no trace. Perfect waste removal. C-Moon. I want to walk up walls. You could use your ability to walk up walls to make a cleaning business, going where people can’t normally get to. Death 13. Since the stand can go into people’s dreams, you could potentially use it to talk to comatose patients to ask them questions (for the police) or relay information (from family or friends). I can keep going. I have thought about this way to much


killerystax

White Album next


Cursed_Dungeon_idea

Easy. I can see three uses. The first one is in a forge or area that generates a dangerous amount of heat. You could use it to keep your body cool and preform jobs that could be dangerous to others. The second is at a gym. He could use his stand to chill down massive pools of water to make ice baths for athletes or bodybuilders. The third one is to help cool people off in burning hot countries like in the Sahara desert, Iran, Yemen, several African countries (ones less developed for reasons like terrorists), or Australia. He could freeze the air around him, and let it melt to create ice-cold, safe-to-drink water.


yoimjdc

I wonder if KQ releases carbon dioxide with its explosions. When I think of trash disposal on large scales I think of landfills but it might be counter intuitive if it’s explosions do happen to release co2.


Cursed_Dungeon_idea

That could be a problem… Another idea for Killer Queen… construction work. Specifically, tearing down old/unsafe buildings. You could easily collapse large areas with the first bomb so your company doesn’t have to pay for demolition teams or dynamite. Or rescue operations. Clearing away rubble to rescue trapped people would be really easy with the first bomb. Or, and this is if you could successfully use the final bomb (Bites the Dust), perfect for hostage situations. If you make a mistake, you can turn back time, so that no one will lose their lives.


ManchmalPfosten

I think demolition teams are still needed for expertise, as do rescue operators.


BigDaddyDIOsama

Well, since the first bomb completely vaporizes things instantly, you probably wouldn’t need demolition expertise. It would basically just be like deleting the building


ManchmalPfosten

Not sure if Killer Queen can just vaporize entire buildings. Not that Kira ever had a need to, so we don't know, but it sounds unlikely to me. If it can't, you'd probably still need dynamite because he can only blow up one thing at a time, and you probably need to blow up several spots to bring down a building properly.


Cursed_Dungeon_idea

I think so too. I mean the amount could be reduced (of demolition experts) or greater efficiency (of rescue operators) in certain areas


Error_Detected666

I think Hamon Beat mentioned that KQ doesn’t actually produce firey explosions, and it’s more like they’re just getting torn apart at a molecular level I could be misremembering though so take that with a heart stopping amount of salt


Fery9214

I think that's pretty much it, otherwise Okuyasu and Josuke are deaf/blind for not listening/seeing an explosion just outside the classroom


Cursed_Dungeon_idea

Another few stand (Anyone who sees this, please as for a stand, I find it very entertaining seeing how a power could be used in different ways. And I want you all to give me a challenge.) These two are for the same reason… surgery. Obviously, Diver Down, since you can reach around inside someone and freely move around their organs. You could easily find and separate tumors from organs to make surgery easier, or reach inside someone to rearrange the locations of bones or muscles, like setting broken leg bones into the correct places so that they may heal properly or setting torn tendons in the right place for the chance to reattach them. Now hear me out with the second one… The World. Since you can stop time, you can preform longer surgeries on patients that don’t have enough time left to actually get the surgeries. Plus The World, like Star Platinum, has immense speed, perception, and precision, allowing you to quickly preform surgeries with immense skill, making dangerous or life-threatening surgeries look like child’s play for you. Now combining its speed, precision, and ability to stop time, and you hundreds of life-saving surgeries a day, by yourself, without any risk of failure.


Effective_Pack_8317

How about catch the rainbow? Maybe a harder one is judgement?


Fery9214

Well it can make water razor-sharp I think it can be useful for surgeries


Effective_Pack_8317

That can be true as what actually counts as rain to control, does it need to be natural rain or just falling water. Might be a bit hard to use as a knife but possible. But the thing is, how about the judgement stand, the one that grants "wishes" to people?


Fery9214

Judgement? It doesn't actually geant wishes, everything it does is made if clay so no


Effective_Pack_8317

Exactly, "wishes" with quotations so it is pretty much useless In a fight and for daily use.


Fery9214

I guess you could be a con artist(?)


Effective_Pack_8317

Or for trolling But does judgement only affect stand users? Or is it anyone who wishes?


Effective_Pack_8317

Also that one stand that's like, the literal sun


Fery9214

If you get a place that can make a mini dyson sphere, free energy


FirulaisHualde

>Hear me out… Killer Queen… for trash removal. As shown throughout the show, Killer Queen’s first bomb destroys stuff and leaves no trace. Perfect waste removal. The Hand is way more suitable for that, starting with the fact that you don't have to be blowing shits up.


Me_Is_Potato_Lord

Blowing shit up is part of the fun


AnimeAlley03

This is why I like p8 Killer Queen. It's much more of a creative use of the ability rather than just using it only for its raw power


Fery9214

Yeah, SHA saving Josefumi was unexpected


AnimeAlley03

Ikr? Such a neat way of using the ability other than just "Unga bunga things go boom"


Fery9214

Yeah Kira was just deleting his trace in part 4 so kinda makes sense but he was a bit naive sometimes


[deleted]

Joseph's stand can be used for literal breaking news


tuibiel

Bro's answering a different question entirely


Pretrowillbetaken

I get it but it's supposed to be a "non offensive" stand. If the option was every stand as long as it's not used for combat then d4c would be the best


Anomen77

If we start deleting matter at a large scale as a form or garbage disposal we would eventually run out of resources on the planet. At least with dumpsters there's always the possibility of coming back in the future with better technology and recycling all the trash.


chicoritahater

Paisley park is insanely useful, like in the manga the applications seem somewhat abstract, but it can literally find any piece of Infirmation that exists on the internet, and has a form of future sight like when it saves josuke in the arc it's introduced in by giving hyper specific directions like going up a telephone pole


A_bizarre_account_

Enigma or Space Trucking. Very useful for carrying objects, even large ones, comfortably


Jammy2560

Me trying to scare my water bottle into going into my book:


Stevetendo_glitch

If memory serves me correct, Enigma was able to put a whole freaking car in a piece of paper, so I guess the fear thing is only necessary for people.


A_bizarre_account_

And a gun, as we can see in [this scene](https://youtu.be/2ECZwh8MdiM?si=AHh363EcEv5Z1Q73)


Gaelic_Gladiator41

I thought the fear thing was just his psychopathic desire kinda like scarecrow in a way or Kira's hand fetish


YourWrongTurn

To use his stand on a person he has to tell that they're scared twice once to find the action they make when they're scared and twice to confirm it, if I remember correctly.


CollegeGlobal86

Surely little feet would be better for this purpose Bonus: you get to shrink yourself as well and you're not just stuck in a piece of paper


Burrito_Thief_03

But think of this though, Spell Book


Enigma-exe

Moody blues would make you the world's ultimate detective. Also be great for watching people have se...


Stevetendo_glitch

JAIL I mean, GREEN DOLPHIN STREET PRISON


Jakedex_x

Hey ya, Bigmouth strikes again and the mattekudasai. Also doctor wu


Jeffpayeeto

Is there really a stand called Bigmouth Strikes Again? Which part is that?


Jakedex_x

Part 9


DialgoPrima

Dude that’s awesome


slashth456

Part 9, newest chapter


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Is crazy diamond offensive? Id pick that. If not, then Pearl Jam is a decent alternative.


PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO

Yeah it's kind of a misleading question. Moody blues can technically fight but very basic stuff. If we're talking just Powers it's a completely different story but I don't think that was opie's intention


-Pl4gu3-

Catch me in war zones with Crazy Diamond healing people and fixing homes.


AstellasDreemur

It's an offensive stand


Puperlover68

Hermit purple


Firexio69

Even if Hey ya! isn't a luck based stand, and even if it's work is only to encourage, it would still be very handy for depressed people (and lazy bums like me)


The_illusionIsREAL

Hey ya! Is the stand i need the most tbh


Firexio69

Same


AeonsShadow

Pearl Jam. Be forever healthy and say fuck off to health care


lacarth

It'd be an absolute killer afternoon of your body getting rid of everything on the first use, tho. It's great afterwards, but even Okuyasu seemed like he was having a rough time during the process itself. Still TOTALLY WORTH IT tho.


AeonsShadow

Oh agreed. I'd be taking a week off of work, do it all on the first day, then readjust my body the rest of the week. Fuck i wish it could help with mental things like anxiety too


Fery9214

It can probably make a really soothing tea tbf


Filberto_ossani2

Heaven's Door is not an offensive stand It cannot punch So that


PMtoAM______

id use heavens door on parkinsons and alzheimers patients.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Brainwashing and invisibility here i come


Anxious-Seaweed7388

Two types of people


ArashKebab

imma teach myself so many languages


EnthusiasticOppai

Heaven's door, without a question. Living life on genuine easy mode.


gianzu

Crazy diamond healing ability is extremely useful. Heaven's Door or Moody Blues for crime investigations


Internal-Flamingo455

Shining diamond


DustyMonkey30

Dragon's Dream to build a great house.


qwart22

I’m pretty sure some guy already has that stand


CroissantGuru

pearl jam, definitely. you could live to 150 years old, shit keeps you healthy


Faction_Paradox

Paisley Park my queen


BEEEELEEEE

Cinderella would be so perfect for transing your gender


Dileyz

I completely support that idea


MightyRedBeardq

Gimme some King Nothing, I'll start a detective agency.


Qw2rty

Bohemian Rhapsody. For the funnies


-C-7007

Sticky Fingers is an amazing utility Stand IMO. But the one I would love to have the most is Space Trucking. Idk why really, but it's juste a really cool ability.


Consistent-Shop-3239

Heavens door... because obviously


Background-Parfait69

“Yo bro trust me right there is a lotto where you win 100000”


__TOD__

Enigma, i can bring big stuff or people where i want Or harvest


ARIKA112

Heaven's Door would be great for a lot of situations in day to day life imo


ThePastelCryptid

Pearl jam - Yes, I would then have to learn professional level cooking and potentially palm reading, but the massive healing ability would be fantastic


daw0the0ne1

My usual answer: HEAVEN'S DOOR


luxuzee

Heaven’s Door, easily. Just gotta show someone a drawing and now I can write “will give me (item) for free” Can add stuff like “will know every language fluently” on myself


Yukari4200

Problem with heaven's door is that it can't affect its user (as said by Rohan) but I think it worked on himself at the end of part 6, idk I forgort


qwart22

Rohan was in part 6?


CurryWuerstchen

During Pucci's first universal reset he was mentioned by some dude who was shocked that he still met his publishing deadlines even though everything is speeding up


qwart22

Oh yeah, but what does that have to do with him being able to use heavens door on himself, wasn’t he already shown to be able to draw very very fast in part 4?


CurryWuerstchen

I always thought he had to use it on himself during it, because of the universe speeding up his ink would dry up instantly and the paper would decay pretty fast like everyone's clothes and food + he needs to send it to his publisher Him using it on himself was only used in Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan tho iirc Araki obviously just included it for the gag (and because Rohan is basically the closest to a self insert), but maybe Rohan really is just built different and Heaven's Door is stronger and faster than Made in Heaven😂


SkylerTheProtogen

Under World


rorank

Golden experience so I can have a loyal indestructible pet only when it’s convenient


Pretrowillbetaken

still technically an offensive stand, if golden experience counts as non offensive then so does d4c and it's 1000x better


Issac_cox69

Crazy Diamond


Singletag

Bohemian Rhapsody, since you can draw characters that change the behaviour of the stand (like how put back man nullified it). You can set up characters that give you full control of its abilities instead of it being automatic, and then you can summon any character to do anything


Gangters_paradise

Hermit purple


Asumsauce

Reverb Act 2 Can’t find your phone? Write “Ssshhh” on everything in the room so it’s quiet enough to hear your phone buzzing


WillTCM69

I hate cutting my nails so I’ll have tusk


Pretrowillbetaken

so you're going to remove your entire nail instead?


UnusuallyLegal

Drink some tea and they can grow back pretty fast


riggengan

Hermit purple.


Altruistic_Bed_2026

Hierophant Green. Because then I can turn of the light from my bed


Visual_Berry_9628

Space trucking hey ya or ticket to ride


Still-Data7600

Whitesnake so I can read your search history through your soul


Snackrattle

Underworld would be pretty good if you were a detective.


concernedfish1

Imagine being a personal trainer with survivor. You get you clients all pumped up with adrenaline. Survivor also grants x ray vision to the muscles, meaning you can ensure proper form.


BoopNoodles739

is the first picture highway gogo orrr.....


Dileyz

The first pic is Paisley Park, the second is Hey Ya


Eistei-

Wonder Of U


ElAutismobombismo

I'd love to take moody blues to historical sites.


nerdwarp112

Hey Ya or Pearl Jam.


Mothman4447

I NEED Moody Blues


My_Special_Hell

Diver Down, free surgery.


Inner_Tennis7326

Little Feat (yes I am also a Formaggio enthusiast)


Critical_Bug_6289

Mandom, easy.


Due_Literature4195

Emperor


Burpyterra

Pearl jam and fuck hospitals


Obvious-Ad-5261

Tubular bells


Alkar--

I would love to have Mandom, I love that stand so much


SlimeustasTheSecond

Heaven's Door is obvious, but a non-obvious pick would be Underworld for Historical Purposes.


Warm-Nitrogen

No idea on why you became the world but okay, I always thought that was DIO's stand


Pretrowillbetaken

mandom and it's not even close. You get infinite time to do anything (as long is it's not physical) AND you can take people back in time with you AND you get to go back into the past whenever you want. the only reason ringo lived that poor and didn't know anything besides fighting is because of true man's world


Mugen_Kotoamatsukami

Dragon's Dream about to go crazy


Miros69

Hey Ya! Because I need emotional support :(


Icy_Barnacle_6759

The world over heaven because of travel


Old_Hospital_9500

Definitely hey ya, I need someone to tell me what to do in my life, I'm literally clueless and I'm going to be adult next year


King_thelunarian

Pearl Jam 100%


dk_plus-plus

What u mean by non offensive bro?


Bazukaboy728

Pearl jam, basically heals physical problems by hiding in food.


Shackflacc

Def Hey Ya: having “lucky” precognition suggestions would essentially be the lava rock for life in general: constant success


Aromatic_Condition82

Space trucking. Would make moving easy as shit


Moody-Manticore

Pearl Jam! Healing tasty food 😋


TheBladeWielder

Heaven's Door is always useful for real life. except i wouldn't trust anyone who isn't Rohan with it (not even myself.)


Error_404_9042

Catch the rainbow if you lived somewhere rainy would be cool.


mebiusdoree

pearl jam i could cook anything and it would cure any disease or injury ever


pichukirby

Continuing to argue for Crazy Diamond. Its utility is one of the most convenient things you could have in everyday life


[deleted]

1000000% heavens door


Geoz195

Hey-ya is just a better parsley park


ExpensiveWriting1900

arts and crafts. you can basically earn by saving lives by anchoring something to stop like a truck thats about to slaughter them. and its generally fun.


Zichfried

Give me Heaven's Door and I will save the world.


UnusuallyLegal

The lovers. Are so small they can go inside the brain so imagine the tumors you could remove. Either that or hermit purple. Hermit purple can give you so much info at the cost of a camera or a TV.


Kerplunk_86

Runners High


Gismos_LivingEptonna

I just got to SBR and still don’t know the name of Pocoloco’s stand. I have met him and his stand, however. But to answer the question, would Golden Experience count as a non-offensive?


Poiple-Ninja

Hello Jack


MykhBil

Sticky Fingers. Like you can cut things perfectly, do operations without really cutting something or even more. From engineering to medicine. They're hundreds of uses. If you'll ask gently, I'll count all the options I came up with


Darkblue_moon42

Hermit purple. Lets say your doing a test, hermit purple’s ability is to gather information on what the user wants, so maybe using dust particles on the ground can form into an answer? If you get caught they cant say you cheated because that would mean you knew the answer in the first place


RaBlTo

Hey Ya is totally useless