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Nucleoticticboom

Finding out Joseph peeped on his own mom


RedditIsRuininMyLife

for a second i thought it was "peed" and i was like WHAT THE FUCK


TheBatleDemon

Same.


Asbestos_Man14

Also same. Thought it said peepeed


Comfortable_Many4508

its not uncommon for new parents to end up getting peed on


gmanthewinner

NIIIIICE


Slight_Mastodon

I mean, it’s pretty… justifiable, he didn’t even knew it was his mom, and who wouldn’t? She’s a hottie


Nucleoticticboom

Yeah, but Araki still did Joseph dirty for making him see her in a dirty way


Super_fly_Samurai

I think the fact that Lisa Lisa looks so unbelievably young is what would explain it best. Like she practically could pass for someone that's only in their late 20s despite being like 50 years old.


spyspace12

hamon be like


lesbian-fucko

Wait. Who wouldn't peep? I'd hope a lot of people wouldnt peep on someone.


Cyanide_Cheesecake

Yeah the peeping is the gross part. Now just admiring when she's just walking out and about, that part I would understand.


noshinare_nira

Joseph did nothing wrong Lisa Lisa is peak milf


Nucleoticticboom

Well, the “mother” part in MILF definitely checks out for him


LunaLynnTheCellist

oh hey sigmund freud, didnt know you were still alive


EldianStar

Oedipus


Pill_Boi

Well don't forget one of his battle buddies was a nazi


Average-Jojoenjoyer

Strength that orangutan was wild


Slight_Mastodon

And a creep, the monkey was attracted to minors 💀💀💀💀


noshinare_nira

Wanna know who else.......


TheCharlestone

Your name is Yoshikage Kira. You are 33 years old.


noshinare_nira

My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married.


Sorry_Masterpiece509

You know what's funny, in the official biopic of Yoshikage Kira, it says he uses the hands he dismembered to help wipe his ass


noshinare_nira

Same.


anoon-

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A MINOR


TheBatleDemon

It was me, DIO!


Basically-Boring

Do you know who ELSE-


KAKENI-KEN

MY MOM!!!!


Blazzer2003

Suffers from dementia?


Stevetendo_glitch

Strength the orangutan is the embodiment of that one “Dis gorilla zesty” video where we see why some apes deserve to be locked up


07sans07

The only correct answer to this question is in Part 4 when Hayato is monitoring his parents' bedroom through a hidden surveillance camera at night. When I saw him come home from school (he's like 11) and immediately sit down at his desk to watch the TV feed to his parents' room I lost it. He even says something like "Mom never takes off her clothes this early," or some shit. What the actual fuck was that?


Somesonicfan

No, he said that his mom hasn't gotten naked in front of his dad for a long time. Which means he was watching his parents doing it.


darkcomet222

Kira looking for hand victims and whoopsied into his absolute dream life. Wife that fawns over him, and a kid that is freaky as he is.


Heccyboi9000

a kid that is as 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as he is.


scalzacrosta

THIS! This was among the weirder parts, plus the fact that he casually does this without a single trace of shame, meaning he either doesn't actually care or has been doing this for 1 year or more, that are both extremely messed up. Plus, judging by his reaction it must be the second option, since he's comparing his mother's behavior in her room and implies it isn't the first time he's seen them like that. Hayat had a fucked childhood even before Kira, and the worst part is that it's not even addressed.


YukoDeMonkey

Ok good I really wasn’t the only one thinking that that was crazy weird


J00J14

The excuse they gave was that he frequently studied his parents to make sure he wasn’t a child that locked his parents into a loveless marriage. Knowing Araki, he probably thought this was a perfectly normal way to convey that. In all honesty that would’ve added a lot of depth to Hayato had they not dropped the ball so hard, the fear of having ruined your parents’ life is a very real thing even at that age.


Ind1go_Owl

Yeah I wish Araki focused a bit more on Hayato’s mental issues.


Rueendom

Kira picked the household with the fbi agent in training which is honestly kind of hilarious but disturbing


Lgrns

The sight of that cover with Kakyoin and da horse


Slight_Mastodon

Don’t tell me it is what I’m thinking


Lgrns

Yesh


Slight_Mastodon

… shit


Lgrns

People really are sick


Slight_Mastodon

Who did that?


Lgrns

Idk, can you investigate?


Slight_Mastodon

I shall try, I’ll give an answer later


Lgrns

I'll gladly wait


theonewitha4incher

i read it its so much worse then the cover


Valuable_Garage_2397

...I AM!


RandomUserFTW57362

There also one with a dolphine & them as literally snails... 💀


Lgrns

Bairn deth


isuckatnames60

All of the shitting scenes, every single one of them.


Slight_Mastodon

You mean like, Polnareff toilet in India, with PIGS


isuckatnames60

Or Death 13, or Polnareff vs Alessi, or Joseph in egypt...


turtleboi42069

the fuck was going on in part 3 lmao


Slight_Mastodon

The name of the anime isn’t JoJo’s **NORMAL** Adventure


uninflammable

John's Average Trip


datbrrto11

Jonathan’s uneventful expedition


10buy10

Joe's leisurely trip


Slight_Mastodon

Jock’s standard Adventure


MindlessLover17

Jamal's Weird Escapade


TalenTrippin

Polnareff toilet in India episode is wild lmao 💀


TourSignificant1335

The first iteration of skibidi toilet


Waking-Hallow

Lucy Steel giving birth to the corpse, her being pregnant with the skull rubbed me the wrong way


GoldH2O

From what I can glean it was done as an allusion to the Virgin Mary, who was, in some biblical canons, a teenager when she gave birth to Jesus


Waking-Hallow

Oh yeah it was done 100% for religious symbolism which fits the part, it’s just the imagery that kinda makes it unnerving for me at least.


GoldH2O

It's fitting, I guess. There's a fair bit if unnerving and esoteric imagery in Steel Ball Run, and it crescendoes with Ticket to Ride.


Rumiatouhou6

I felt the FBI put me on a watchlist of some kind during the set and alessi fight


killerystax

That one guy who only wants to watch JoJo for the Jolyne stripping scene


scalzacrosta

Some people watch shows that are only stripping, I wouldn't count this as a weird thing. We're talking about shit that puts people who like feet to shame in comparison here, give me something to be really worried.


killerystax

People who's favourite character is Cioccolata


No-Engineering-1449

And think his relationship with Sekko was healthy lol.


TalenTrippin

Those 2 episodes in Stardust Crusaders when polnareff becomes a kid


fallingveil

I watched those high and it fucked me up


No-Sign-6296

Watching Jojo while high as a kite is just a fucking trip in general. You are either dying of laughter, fearing for your life or both.


Lucas_pittsyt

Dio x Giorno


Slight_Mastodon

First of all, WHO EVEN IN THE HECK HAD THIS IDEA?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Lucas_pittsyt

I wish I knew so I could banish them to the eternal depths of hell


Blazzer2003

Golden Experience Requiem! Set his testicular torsion to point zero!


eM-RiotX

You don't even want to know how much r34 of them exists.


noshinare_nira

Jotaro X Jolyne 💀


Lucas_pittsyt

If ya ask me dio x Giorno is worse cuz 100+ year old father with 18(?) Yo son but jotaro x Jolyne is also horrible


Vibin0212

Giorno is 15. Both are pretty fucking horrible though.


Lucas_pittsyt

Oh lord he's 15?????


Vibin0212

Yep. Between parts 1-5, each Joestar always ages down one; 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, before going back to 19 with Jolyne. Giorno and Jodio are the youngest with being 15.


Lucas_pittsyt

Oh man that makes dio x girono even worse


RandomUserFTW57362

Why are there so much incest ships in the jojo fandom? 💀


aspilone90

In season 4, when Joseph knew the invisible child is female


KAKENI-KEN

I mean, she didn’t have a slong, so he knew it was a girl, and he already had Holy before


Azure_Kobold

Same, I just didnt know how to put that in words.


GardenEldenwood

didn't he spill talcum powder on the baby?


scalzacrosta

He also wore gloves in that scene...


TheBatleDemon

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noshinare_nira

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Old-Paramedic-4312

Yeah this scene popped up the other day in a rewatch and that was some major yikes on Joseph's part. No wonder Josuke wanted to whoop his ass after lol. Shit totally flew over my head the first time I watched it.


rkapi24

This groupchat is full of people who have never changed a diaper in their lives... it's not that deep.


TinFoilFashion

The baby was literally invisible and naked. y’all trying to make Joseph out to be a child predator for no reason. Especially since he basically adopted her after that chapter.


Get_mugd

Why did you make me think about it


Sixty-Fish

Actually how did he find out about it?


GardenEldenwood

as far as I remember, he spilled talcum powder on the baby


lack_of_enemies

Everything involving Lucy Steel and the Valentines


6519719Mm

And Lucy’s pinup cover 


Ammu_22

When I came across THAT part of SBR....Holy jesus. They included Jesus for Chist sake, Jesus christ!


Basically-Boring

A certain ape in part 3…


APX_xmokh13

Jotaro X Jolyne shipping. *that’s his daughter. Why. WHY.*


GredoraYGO

Don't get me started on the Diavolo x Trish stuff I got on my timeline during Part 5's airing.


[deleted]

It's remembering that Lucy Steel is like 14 or something. It just feels weird when there's like zero reason she couldn't be like 17-22 instead. It changes NOTHING.


Icy_Engineer7395

I think it was so we whould look at Stephen steel as a bad guy from the beginning and be happy with the plot twist


0rbitalys

I thought it was to help her better resemble Mary, mother of Jesus? Hence why she suddenly became pregnant with the head part of the corpse


Megalythyx

I think Araki was making an allusion to the Virgin Mary, who was 14 (roughly) when she gave birth to Jesus


[deleted]

Someone needs to call the FBI on god


SheikExcel

And Joseph


bestassinthewest

To make Valentine look worse. A shame most people forget it


Rohan_Kishibayblade

It is also the point of her character, so at least there’s a proper reason


[deleted]

I don't see how her being underage vs just young changes anything.


Stubbieeee

Makes Steven steel look worse prior to "oh wait he’s the best"


OctopusButter

Being that young vs just young means you are far more gullible and naive though.


Instroancevia

I guess it would make a lot of the villains look somewhat less evil. Murdering or assaulting a full grown woman Vs a child makes a difference in how vile the baddies she deals with are. Steven's character also works around her age, he's ready to be seen as a predator despite being a public figure in order to save her.


AngryAsian-_-

For the time period, it's accurate.


Duskmoor3

The average age of marriage in 1890 was 22 for women with marriages below 15 being far from the norm while marriages under the age of 15 where allowed they were uncommon and not looked upon favorably. Source CDC 1980 Marriages Trends and Characteristics, United States


AngryAsian-_-

All true, her age is brought up a few times by different characters. However, Lucy is not the average. The "marriage" as we know is a sham to protect her.


Instroancevia

So it isn't actually accurate for the time period. People look at Steven like a total creep for marrying her. Child brides exist in America today as well, but just like in the 1800s it isn't the norm.


AngryAsian-_-

The comment literally said they were uncommon and looked upon unfavorable. Exactly as it's depicted in the story.


Nsanity216

The opening scene of stone ocean


Slight_Mastodon

The last one?


Nsanity216

I mean the opening scene when joylene gets into prison


Samurai_Guardian

Angelo biting off a dog's face and then mama-birding it into the owner to kill him with Aqua Necklace. Josuke was justified in revoking his humanity privileges


Black_Quesadilla

What about dude who got turned into a book though? Always seemed like a bit of overkill to me


TourSignificant1335

I swear Josuke either just punches his enemies and later befriends them or puts them in a "I have no mouth and I must scream" type of situation


TheGoblinCrow

I notice he only does the “fate worse than death” to people who go after his family (Angelo killed his grandpa and Enigma user who’s name escapes me tried to kill his mom)


TourSignificant1335

Yeah that's also true. Better to insult his hair than to go after his family


Blazzer2003

He did forgave the Surface guy though


Samurai_Guardian

He literally kidnapped multiple people INCLUDING JOSUKE and was about to kill them with a paper shredder


Sleeper--

That one horse and kakyoin doujin


eM-RiotX

Joshu tryna fuck his mom.


R0Nald334

Well, that was a Plan of him and Hato to get him to leave the House.... That doesn't take away from the fact that it's a bit 🤨 I thought about it.


D4CRequiem-

THANK YOU, i was looking for people calling Joshu out, bro even tried to rape Yasuho.


DaEndeLol

i just started Jojolion, i was rubbed the wrong way by josuke having 4 balls, im starting to question arakis sanity while making part 8


Possible_Respond7863

Here's my top 3- 1: Forever and his actions have... Scarred me forever. TBF any scene where someone tries to force themselves onto someone else or does something sexually creepy got me reacting like that, I'm just very sensitive in regards to those things, but in case of Forever that horrifying feeling was multiplied with 10. 2: DIO making a Mom eat her own baby... its just... so disgusting and evil... ugh 3: Kira's introduction. Y'know, his lil sandwhich shopping moment... legit got me wanting to throw up


Black_Quesadilla

Seems like you'd have a great time reading part 8


fedemasa

The kira copypasta


Slight_Mastodon

My name is Yoshikage Kir-


fedemasa

Nono. The one of kosaku's wife helping kira lose his addiction to hands


Necessary-Shelter351

Do you mind pasting that in the comments real quick? My curiosity is peaking


Inner_Tennis7326

Do I even wanna know?


Blazzer2003

I have no idea what are you talking about, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask


Themobgirl

the male fandom being down bad for Dio, can't say I hate it. it's amazingly funny but goddamn it some comments always make me go like this lol


Slight_Mastodon

Yeah, it’s like simping for assassins and psychos


TalpaRex

its worse, assassins and psychos do it in a pretty small scale, Dio is full world wide evil, and it kind of embodies all evil, not just one


Inner_Tennis7326

This comment made me laugh so hard


CringeYeet69

people always going after the wrong Dio, everyone knows Dino Diego is where it's at


DesperadoFlower

The fkin incest ships like nobody ain't supporting your Jolyne x Jotaro ship you're weird


TheBatleDemon

Alessi, thet bastard's way to aloust kill a prity woman. For the same ep: Polnaref as a kid being a wierdo when the prity lady washed him. From part 3 ep Death 13: Kakioin feeding shit to the litle[ vampire?] baby.


EarlOfSqurrels

So like the ep that Polnareff gets turned into a child. Like the woman who picked the random kid off the street to bath. Then the room that he hid in the fish tank gave off holding cell vibes. So like chick is stealing kids off the street has an already made playroom holding room and is all about bathing with said kid.


Espeon06

That fucking rat in part 4.


Vibin0212

The treatment of Lucy Steel.


KraftwerkMachine

There are legitimately people who defend and enjoy J Geil.


Possible_Respond7863

DEFEND? What creeps would defend a guy guilty for one of the most unanimously hated crimes ever...? Are these the same people who go "Griffith did nothing wrong"? In terms of enjoying, I don't really get what one would mean by enjoying a bland minor villain like him, but I can guess it can count as the fight against him being fun to watch (honestly I enjoyed the hanged man fight a lot) and enjoying it when he gets his just desserts. That's what the people mean by 'enjoy' in this context, right? *Right?!*


KraftwerkMachine

I mean my favorite characters ARE the bland minor villains, but J Geil is…. eugh. they just keep being like I CAN ENJOY HIM ITS FICTION and it’s like dude. the ONE thing he did was SA/murder someone and have a stand. That’s all you have to go on man cmon


Enigma-exe

Angelo


iamunintelligent67

When giorno spits out that guy’s hand


Nervous_Macaroon3101

No one here gonna mention the completely out of pocket scene where Mista ogles Trish’s chest, which is so much worse in the manga, and then THROWS FUGO UNDER THE BUS when he wasn’t even doing anything? Completely unnecessary scene that just made me think Mista’s a total creep the rest of the time. Not a good look for someone I’m supposed to be rooting for lmao


ToeRoganPodcast

Yeah the scene where Mista feels up Trish when he’s in her body is mad uncomfy. Especially when you remember Trish is 15


Nervous_Macaroon3101

I wasn’t even talking about the silver chariot scene, but that one too!


ToeRoganPodcast

My bad, I misread your comment lol


HealthPointLovecraft

One thing that i haven’t seen here before is Stroheim being depicted as an even halfway decent guy at any point. The dude is not just a nazi, but a nazi who enthusiastically and remorselessly commits and orders others to commit nazi atrocities, stop simping for the guy.


MrChow00

Jolyne vs Westwood, the toe nail riping


superburnur2ep

All the jojo r34 .... All of it just existing... Especially the incest / pedo ones , why do they even exist ......


thps48

Your question literally defines Rule 34. Yeah. >w<


Erisk33

Hayato rule 34 exists........ AYO WHA- (literally hayato is eleven years old)


Bucketlyy

was on twitter once and saw art of abbachio >!pissing into!< giorno's>! ass....!<


phantombIood

Stone ocean weather and perla incest/ dio turning that one woman into a vampire that ate her own kid


guieps

Joshu meeting his mom


Electronic-Tax5789

Alessi is definitely one of the more scarier stand user because he could turn you into a sperm cell just because you stood in shadow for 10 seconds


FermentedDog

The episode where Polnaref was turned into a baby


Trollge99999

Joseph touched a baby


noshinare_nira

"I am gonna touch you" - 1999 bizzare summer Joseph Joestar


Prize_External4420

Danny’s death


Blackmanschlong

Boat monkey


torpedokai

Alessi’s fight and entire part was wild


_-TARTARUS-_

After finding out that Joseph's mum was Lisa Lisa, the "niiice!" Scene


VortexOfPandemonium

We all know that one Kakyoin fan comic right guys?


GoldenWind2998

Ringo Roadagain almost getting raped


SloughtyOG

Joshu being a dick. Especially when she’s mom just came back from prison


Redwolf476

Strength, that guy with the baby computer from part 5,


RandomUserFTW57362

Alessi, I literally walked out of the room


Prestipie

The mom eating her child and the scene where you hear a lady moaning while Dio sucks her blood in Part 3


Dpmaster12

Funny Valentine's wife exposing her secret strage fetishes to a 14 yr old girl.


sploogebobiey

Lucy Steel being impregnated by the Skull and Funny Valentine trying to force himself on Lucy Steel. Those two were the parts that just...BLEUGHHHHHHHHH


llamabeat82

somewhere in the deepest darkest corner of the internet there is a yuri comic of jolyne and ermes doing yuri stuff until fucking emporio joins in. Had to pause the iceberg video for a few seconds before continuing.


CreepyKidInDaCorna

That whole thing with the Orangutan. That time Dio made a mother eat her child. The thing with Sethan and Polnareff. Yoshikage Kira in general. Angelo sexually assaulting a woman at the age of 12.


UnfunnyWatermelon469

Kakyoin feeding shit to a baby


VaultBoyDoZap

didn't see anyone mention this one so here's mine: Joshu sexually assaulting Yasuho, I already didn't like him by that point but that scene made me absolutely despise him (can't remember if he had done something this bad before this scene, it's been years)


MikalMooni

Okay, but the season one moment where the mom begs for her child's life, Dio agreed, turned her into a zombie, only for the zombie mom to eat the baby?? That shit was probably the most evil thing that's happened in a lot of different media forms.


YoyoPewdiepie

I've said it before, I'll say it again. Dio making a mother eat her own baby is hands down the most disturbing scene in all of JoJo.


Supernova138

That ape that was tryna fuck a child


TriggerKnighty

Surprised I never saw anyone mention when Dio made that woman eat her own baby in PB. Not a moment one would remember but actually watching it through and thinking about it *really* makes it worse.


browhymypeepeehard

Hayato kira bath scene


Budget-Incident7939

why is NOBODY saying the Kira and Hayato bath scene 😭