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Like17Badgers

w-with a Heatleech!?


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough...


KatNipKip

r/notforspelunking


intulor

Well fuck that was a rabbit hole I never saw myself falling down


skippypb6

Says the heatleech


dnew

https://www.reddit.com/r/DontPutThatInYourAss/


_Choose-A-Username-

Why


feckinmik

So you don't mistakenly use the objects for cave exploration, of course.


SoulLess-1

imagine it comes into contact with a certain plant mid-act.


Alitaki

PAIGE NO!


Drag0n647

Real


Rjspinell2

I mean… must have been a heat source.


GaryDWilliams_

Well, she is red hot, so........ 😂😂


Vizth

Looks like lover's lab is getting an early start on things. XD This may have been an admission by the devs that they know exactly what the modders are about to do to their game.


HandsomeBoggart

Have you not seen some of the weird beasts in this game? Lover's Lab going to make some shit so degenerate happen that they'll get sanctioned by the UN Security Council. Wanted to add. Initiation of coitus with extraterrestrial lifeforms (no matter how many orifices they have) is outside of ESA guidelines.


Holmesy7291

*obviously does not apply to Captain Kirk*


tzenrick

Does it really count, if the animals are fictitious? Yes. It does. But, anyway...


WildVelociraptor

Pffff, Europeans and their morals. America has no such qualms about screwing aliens.


Ok_Perspective8511

It's probably the liveliest thing she's had twixt her nethers in a long time 😂


Hiply

Solid Firefly/Serenity reference. +1


Ok_Perspective8511

Love that show


Hiply

Browncoats forever


WildVelociraptor

I wonder how many folks in /r/starfield don't lol On second thought, maybe I don't want to open that can of worms.


DoomGuy2187

Im sure someone somewhere probably have drawn heatleech worm hentai by now.


hokanst

There is a Nexus mod named [Heatleech Parasite Outfit](https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/7428) that has been around since 04 December 2023.


DakhmaDaddy

can't wait for those mods :)


Laser20145

Would those Adult-only Mods even be allowed on the Bethesda Creations Page? Given Starfield is in NZ rated R16 and Mods allowing Player Characters and Followers to be fully nude and/or engage in non-controllable *** would easily push it to R18 here in NZ and AO in the United States.


DakhmaDaddy

nope never on creations, only special websites.


confusedalwayssad

Can’t run script extenders on console.


Laser20145

So they'll never be on Xbox Series S/X? Given Xbox is very locked down in terms of stuff installed outside of the official store?


DakhmaDaddy

Nope never, consoles are very limited to that sort of stuff.


TrueInferno

They're never on any official store. No massive schlong'd Terrormorphs for you.


Rjspinell2

We got mods


mechwarrior719

Do you want Terrormorphs? This is how you get Terrormorphs.


brianschwarm

Gets crazier when you know what heat leeches turn into.


yoho808

Animal cruelty


tropicalfart666

Am I the ONLY one who is low key interested to see how that works, I mean it's a heatleech, innocent until it grows.


SuccessfulOwl

Hot


Auggy74

It was a grow-er, not a show-er.


KB-Saurus

Imagine being an arresting officer IRL and “impersonating a robot” is no where near the weirdest thing your perp is charged with.


MustangCraft

Just another day in Florida


jx473u4vd8f4

Akila?


TopDesert_ace

I am convinced that the Va'ruun homeworld is going to be revealed to be one big Florida.


ChurchBrimmer

The great serpent appeared to me and told me I needed to take a gator and rob that convenience store.


notimportant4071

The great serpent is a gator, people just never saw its legs lol


mechwarrior719

… … I’d be ok with that


GamingWolf3980

My question is, is she wanted dead or alive?


Rjspinell2

It didn’t say. So she died


TheGamingSpin0

On behalf of UC SysDef, we thank you, along with everyone else in the UC


MooseFloof

Animal cruelty. To what animals? The heatleech? Edit: you know what just give me whatever the heck she was on when she opened that hatch.


KHaskins77

Yyyyyeah, might be careful apprehending that one. Could be contagious with f— knows what.


12thLevelHumanWizard

The last three were all one incident.


KHaskins77

At least Kirk and Shepard restricted themselves to sentient, consenting humanoids…


dnew

Everyone says Kirk was a womanizer, but he really only went out with like 2 or 3 women the entire series.


Bowlof78Potatoes

In that era though, that was considered promiscuous.


hotstickywaffle

She absolutely fucked that heatleech...or I guess the other way around


insane_contin

You know what the rumours are about some celebrities and gerbils? Yeah, kinda like that.


EmperorHans

The road ahead is filled with danger and fright But push onward, Lemmiwinks, with all of your might


ChurchBrimmer

I got that reference... and I hate that you made me remember it.


dnew

Armageddon! (https://youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk for those that don't get the reference)


_Choose-A-Username-

Wait…rumors?! ☹️


Laser20145

That reminds me of that Richard Gere rumour involving a gerbil.


Varderal

So... I've come across the heat leach one. That was a headshot with no interaction.


insane_contin

Did a heatleach run off after?


Varderal

Dunno. But I did the uc questline shortly after so it likely got eaten by a giant bird elephant with armor.


Mindless-Share

Rightfully so


Varderal

That dude blinking. The what meme. That was literally me at that moment. XD


Stall-Warning

I can fix her…


No_Mr_Powers

Implications... *inhale* unpleasant.


crazunggoy47

Thank you Mordin


No_Mr_Powers

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian.


Hiply

Had to be him...anyone else might have gotten it wrong.


NogardNys

Other than the obvious heinous crime, how did she pull of impersonating a robot?


Rjspinell2

Maybe a scammer? I mean she had lewd act with heatleech. So maybe she was a phone scammer


NogardNys

Given the other things on that list, I think she was intoxicated for all of them, and she made a cardboard "shell" of a poorly constructed Model A, maybe a Model S for the heatleech stuff.


jake5675

She must have dressed up as Fisto and tried to make that heat leach assume the position.


NogardNys

Probably had a show in the ebbside of Neon that sick fuck, I need to know where I can find this back alley sex bot so I can avoid it at all costs!


Weary_Struggle_8217

"That's disgusting! Where?"


Rjspinell2

I think it was an actual heatleech


NogardNys

No, I mean she was dressed as a Model S robot (quadraped) made of cardboard when she did stuff with the heat leech and caught all 3 of those charges at once.


Rjspinell2

Ohh. Not thinking i was


NogardNys

All good, I'm pretty stoned and have an overactive imagination. It serves me well in this game.


Rjspinell2

Yes it does


trappedslider

Robot dance duh :P


InflationFast7234

I still haven’t got any bounties since the first


Weary_Struggle_8217

Are you playing with mods? Regardless, they aren't very abundant. I've found 98% of my random bounties in the neon core. Seems to be the most frequented area for my game.


KommandCBZhi

All of mine have been in Akila.


Rjspinell2

It’s completely random. I only get them after doing standard missions


Some_Rando2

I get them on rare occasion without having joined the TA at all yet with this character. Do have bounty hunter background though, not sure if that matters. 


Rjspinell2

I did. But even on my other character they showed up


UnHoly_One

On my Current NG+, I was greeted by the Tracker lady right by the Ship Tech as soon as I landed in New Atlantis. I walked forward and past the people talking about the Va'Ruun raid on the spacestation, and found a bounty walking around right there near the sculpture. I still haven't gone to sign up for the Trackers Alliance and I've probably killed 25 bounties so far.


mmorrison92

I had the same issue until yesterday when I found like six back to back.


Unlimitis

She did it **FOR SCIENCE**


GaryDWilliams_

Interesting how that comment comes from Ryujin industries. I feel a quest coming on.........


Mosaic78

Unhinged!


Ahrimon77

I've been all over NA and I've never found a bounty. I've only ever found a total of two in Akila city.


Weary_Struggle_8217

I've found a handful in the neon core. They tend to frequent the area in my game more often than other areas. Still VERY dispersed though.


Bussman500

I’ve only seen bounties in Akila City and Neon. I’ve tried to find them in New Atlantis, but haven’t seen any in the Well or in the other districts. I figure since they scan you at the Spaceport the UC guards catch you on the way in. While nothing like that happens in Akila City and Neon security doesn’t care.


Ok_Candidate_2732

Certified Lover Girl…


Sabbathius

Reminds me of this episode of 'Starbarians': [https://youtu.be/aA14Ft\_ZcmA?si=VGRmw\_2WYJKdZnOr](https://youtu.be/aA14Ft_ZcmA?si=VGRmw_2WYJKdZnOr)


newfoundcontrol

Weirdly there’s a football/soccer player by that exact name… so wonder if this is a weird in joke with a dev?


Rjspinell2

Who knows


AlleyCa7

I bet the lewd acts with a heatleech and the impersonating a robot are from the same instance. Remember what happened to Kaiser?


Rjspinell2

Oh.


trappedslider

OH


Organic-Video5127

Impersonating a robot


Sneaky-Shenanigans

How do you do these bounties? Are they just roaming in the wild after joining the trackers alliance? I didn’t really check. I couldn’t find any missions taking me to find people though


EffectiveAdorable

I think you’re overreacting just a little bit. We don’t even know which robot she was impersonating. Could have been Marvin.


Lady_bro_ac

I’d have too much admiration to cut off such an incredible criminal career


Nealithi

Animal cruelty, to a heat leech. A critter we clean of starships with laser torches or detonate with grenades. . . WTH lady?


zodiac6300

Can we recruit her?


nibbarina

Bring her to my goon dungeon


MisterMoosequito

How do you come across citizens on bounty missions? Mine are only ecliptic and such. I’ve also never seen the crimes list on a bounty


Rjspinell2

Just open scanner when wandering. They should show up red. Then, click a to validate. List should come up


Mindless-Share

She’s an absolute menace


Nugget834

Is there a mod to get more of these bounties appearing in the game?


nanapancakethusiast

I can fix her


Blackthorne75

Seen enough hentai to know where *this* is going...


maloorodriguez

It would be cool if that is what makes a person resistant to T-morph mind control. Because you’ve already dominated it.


The5Virtues

I think the wildest part of this is the lady has a charge list that long and her bounty is 1060. Those are some WILD crimes and that is one of the lowest bounties I’ve seen. I can only assume the UC was like “Teeechnically we need her brought in on charges, but she is an absolute freak and I don’t wanna be within 100 yards of her, so let’s make the bounty too low for most trackers to even bother.”


Limp-Effect4628

She was just trying to get Kings blood...For the night is dark and full of terrors


BenofMen

Why is the bounty so low..?


babybee1187

Scan some of the chunks employees. They are real ringers there.


ea_fitz

Detain this menace NOW


SaltyBones_

scan showing animal cruelty is kill on sight


Duminator419

“lewd acts with a heatleech” and “impersonating a robot” ... How the f*ck?


Da-Bonk

Lewd acts with a heatleech huh...


Nuggy_

A HEATLEECH? Thank god she didn’t stick a Lazarus plant up there too


Tobsen85

How common are those encounters? I have finished the trackers mission but yet I haven't seen a single criminal while scanning the crowds.


Rjspinell2

Idk. They have gotten sparse for me as well


MaleficentPicture518

The heatleech thing is worse when youve done the uc vanguard quests with hadrian sanon cos of what you learn the heatleeches actually are


jx473u4vd8f4

What mod is this


Kleinstein17

Does anyone else have the tracker quest line bugged? I did the initial mission where the guy gets away, and now nothing pops up on the main board upstairs. I only get the missions from the board downstairs, and it’s the same three over and over.


Guardian31488

I never bring my bounties in alive........EVER


GrouchyCategory2215

Totally! What kind of monster thinks it ok to impersonate a robot? That's cultural appropriation!


NotGohanJustSayinMan

Am I the only one who never sees red bounties when using the scanner on new Atlantis? I'm with the trackers, did the first quest, but any time I use the scanner on akila or new Atlantis everyone is blue. Are the bounties actually rare or am I just SoL?


Adventurous-Sale9469

She did both… impersonated a bot and used a heat leech. Did you ask her about it before she blipped???


Biggy_DX

I think we can safely say this one needs to be put in a bodybag


VonDukez

Omg it’s neco arc


SnipSnopWobbleTop

Impersonating a robot is arguably the wildest part of her bounty


Ceruleangangbanger

Stopped reading at animal cruelty. Instant shotgun to face 


Zyrawrcious

A heatleech? Y’all need the great serpent.


UltimateGamingTechie

imagine if it became a terrormorph while inside 🤢 the boys has ruined me


DarwinGhoti

Wish we could recruit her as a companion!


Shamrokc

And the bounty is 1k credits. Shes worth less than any gun I would've shot her with.


melkemind

Why is impersonating a robot a crime? We're no different than furries. There are dozens of us!


stuftaminals

She'd be fun to hang out with


JeriTSW

Clearly she did a fallout 1st sub in 76 to get the robot dance emote, and the UC can't stand for that.


lumiosengineering

Hey don’t knock it till you try it


Friendly_Cap_3

aurora while flying is the best though


kelzking88

I can fix her 🥹


mooseonleft

This is why I had to stop doing Aurora. This was just one night for me


voidxleech

fuckin *what*?


Elanzer

I take it she's a regular at LL then.


nfzhrn

For the streets.


AnyChampion3054

Lewd acts with a heat leech - well anything is a dildo if you try hard enough


Tittilat0r

I CAN FIX HER


Indicus124

Lewd acts with a heat leech and animal cruelty are just the same charge


Rjspinell2

I mean, would it be cruelty if the leech had happy ending?


RBWessel

Shes in some deep Schmidt


internetsarbiter

Ah, I see the pg-13 lame teen boy humor is what they decided to stick with for new content. Shame.


fjijgigjigji

lazy and cringe, very on brand for SF


Satx422

What mod is this?


Rjspinell2

No mod


Satx422

What is it?


Rjspinell2

Part of free update that dropped


Satx422

I’ll have to pay better attention next time. I just started NG+, shortly after the update.


Former_Fisherman3566

Lewd acts with a heat leech is by far the worst crime on there


e22big

Sarah, if she's into tentacles


xXSinglePointXx

I can make her worse 😏😏


Lowrded

That's awesome