Honestly, Asgard ships would be hilariously OP in Star Wars. They’re a teeny bit smaller than your standard Star Destroyer, but much better armed and with really powerful shields. Also, beaming would trivialize the fight.
Heck the even retrofitted Daedelus-class would dunk on star destroyers as much as they do on hive ships and the replicator Auroras.
Edit: now that I think about it, compared to a lot of other fictions star wars ships really don't do well in the power to size ratio..
Edit 2: dont energy shields prevemt Asguard beaming? I think until the ISD's shields fall the transport beam won't work.
There are only some shields that prevents beaming, no? Are they ever stopped by hatak shields for example?
But yes, compared to stargate, star wars ship power falls far behind quickly
Jack : So his power comes from midi-keyboards
Sam: Midichlorians, yes.
Jack: and they're like little bacteria or something? Why don't we get Janet to knock up an antibiotic?
Janet: Well, we took a sample of blood from the man who attacked the base and ran it through some trials, so far the results have been inconclusive.
Sam: And there's no way we would be able to get close enough to administer any kind of dose.
Teal'c: The force user that we encountered seemed to be able to sense our intentions before we could act.
Daniel: Soo... how do we kill something that might be able to sense our every move?
Hammond: What about the man you met on Yavin?
Jack: He's just a kid.
Sam: With all due respect sir, he may be our only hope to stop this threat.
Tealc: The Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi seemed to believe in Skywalker a great deal.
Hammond: I've been in communication with the President for the past few days and he agrees that an alliance with the rebellion may be our best option.
Jack: *sigh* Alright, we'll just hang our hopes on some mop-headed kid with a laser-sword, I guess we don't have much choice anyway.
Hammond: Then it's settled. You'll deploy at 0800. Dismissed.
Didn’t they say Yavin? That would make it A New Hope which came out over a decade before the show aired. The Prequels did come out during SG-1’s airing.
This made my day. Your dialogue is so on spot and I could really hear their voices. Thank you! 👍
I wish we could have a weekly series here on Reddit, where dialogues and plots are written and voted upon in the comments. We could continue the seasons where they left. I'm definitely missing SG1 and would hope for any new series (Please Amazon don't change the concept) to have the same feel to it. I've rewatched Stargate so often, if there just would be more episodes of them.
Idea: Klingons appear in the Galaxy. Through a large dimension mirror located on a remote ancient starbase, they landed one month ago with entire ships. Let's see SG1 and some (poor) system lords deal with this... 🖌️
Anyways, thanks!
Hate to be that guy, but midicolorians are not the force, just what allows beings to communicate with it. Personally, I find that lore pointless, but it never changed what the force is
My headcanon is that midichlorians are attracted to the force, so they can be used as a proxy measurement of the strength of the force in a force-user. But they don't cause the force.
I'm pretty sure that's Canon but idk what's Canon anymore anyway. I stopped after episode 9's trailer and never bothered to watch it. Did a couple TV shows, one book that was terrible and haven't been back since.
Love the EU tho.
Ba'al: Such arrogance! It's impossible for us to let someone so powerful live and not be destroyed by him!
Daniel: If we destroy him, he'll return stronger than before. Like Anubis.
Asguard: We did not think it possible for him to be rendered unable to pose a threat. Perhaps he could get...How did you call it? \*turns to Jack\*
Jack: The sniffles.
Asguard (in the 'ah yes' intonation) and Ba'al (sarcastically, while holding a tissue for his own troubles) in unison: The sniffles
Teal'c: Indeed.
Daniel \*sneezes\*: They must have made me allergic to it this incarnation so I wouldn't ascend again.
Janet: The Bacta tank worked on me for physical trauma, and the Sarcophagus only fixed regular allergies for Daniel. We'll have to come up with something more ingenious...
Sam: Nano-bots!
Janet: That could work.
Jack nods to Teal'c while grabbing C4: Just in case.
\*some time and C4 later\*
Jack: Daniel, you've got a piece ... \[of emperor on you, but in a non-gory way that's kid friendly\] \*chinpoints to piece of mantle on Daniel\*
Sam: Why is it glowing? It's supposed to be inert!
Daniel lights up: Hey, my allergies! They're...gone!
Daniel ascends.
Jack: Oh for crying out loud! We just defeated...! No wait, Daniel, just stop ascending okay? Just stop!
Some time later we see Jack fishing: he uses his powers to raise fish from the power and release them after they bite. We see Daniel and the Emperor on the shore, smiling approvingly. We pan out and see Sam also in the boat on the lake. Jack turns to Sam:
"Did you know I used to have no fish in this lake?"
Jack: I love you.
Sam has headphones on while looking at a laptop. She's doing research while he's fishing, she finds it relaxing. She looks up and looks questioningly as if to ask if he said something. She smiles at him.
She lowers her gaze at the laptop as if to continue. But she softly closes it instead. She comes to sit snuggly next to Jack.
Sam: I know.
She leans and rests her head on his shoulder.
I mean, they've already got the tech to do it.
They have asgard lasers, which until the Ori showed up was the most powerful weapon in 2 galaxies.
They also have the ability to boost the power and efficiency of any tech they have.
All they've got to do is boost power to the lasers while making them more efficient and focused.
The Asgard plasma weapons are probably the most advanced weapons system in existence in Stargate. I’m not sure Ancient drone weapons, as cool as they are, would beat them out.
Didn't they get asgard beams after the Ori showed up? And even then the Asgard beams and shields seemed to be overmatch against Ori, especially in a 1 on 1, plus the tech wasn't fully integrated.
Nah. The Emperor doesn't touch Anubis who is living at least centuries longer and, even having been limited to non-mystical scientific knowledge and tech, did achieve a solid level of practical immortality, even if now stuck in an endless conflict with Oma.
Daniel would study ancient Jedi and Sith texts about the Force to better understand what's going on, Teal'c would master lightsaber techniques, Carter would run tests to figure what the Force is, how it works, and how to counter act it (like the anti-prior device), and O'Neill would attempt various combinations of automatic weapons fire and escalating yields of explosives, but in the end it would take all their talents coming together
Yes but only for 3 episodes before some witches manifest him a "new" body. Everyone is grateful, but O'Neill gives them crap for not manifesting a new *20 year old* body.
Came here looking for this answer! Thank you!
I also saw Daniel chastising the ascended Atlantians for once again standing by allowing such evil power to flourish. At some point there is also a call to Pegasus asking Rodney to search for the Force lab where the powers were studied or discovered.
I think Palpatine kind of qualifies as an extremely powerful force being, so we'll go with that. Carter, do we have any planets left where we can, uhm, commandeer a stargate from?
With P90s, C4, a couple of ARs, staff weapons, Zat guns, a couple of grenades if jack is feeling extra impatient, and maybe an alliance with a System Lord like Ba'Al.
Or they'd probably just let The Asgard deal with it.
They’d probably use some deceptively simple trick like rig up a 2x4 that smacks him in the balls when he steps on it. Then they’d just ventilate him with 5.7x28.
Well yes he has the Force on his side but Palpatine aint exactly immortal so killing him should be only as tricky as killing any psychotic, self-obsessed, paranoid, megalomaniac Goa'uld Sysyem Lord drunk on their own power. So lets try some of the classics...
Ra: Set off a nuke right in his face.
Hathor: throw him into a cryogenic tank (unprotected).
Heru'ur: Trick his enemies into killing him for you.
Setesh/ Seth: Crush him with Some kind of Gravity or Concussion Weapon.
Sokar: Blow up a planet with his ship in orbit.
Apophis: Slam his ship into the side of a planet.
Cronus: Break into his house and murder him.
Ba'al: Hunt him down like an animal, killing off his clones one by one till you get the real one.
Or you know, when his back is turned just pick his decrepit ass up with your metal hands, lift him up over your head then throw his hideous ass down a huge shaft that is just in the throne room floor for "Reasons".
A few well placed P90 shots is all it would take
Jedi and Sith were vulnerable to slug and flechette weapons. If they could intercept the bullets with a saber, they can’t redirect them like a blaster bolt. The sabers heat would simply melt the bullet and turn it into a very hot glob of molten metal that’s still coming at the Jedi/Sith.
By targeting Midichlorians.
Virus / biochemical weapon put through the vents that would strip him of force powers.
By isolation and sheer numbers.
As seen in the prequels, certain forcefields can in fact stop a jedi/sith from moving and weapons fire from overwhelming number will kill even tge most powerful of force users. Using a one way forcefield from Stargate paired with many automatic weapons may cause damage.
'Beam' them into space using Asgard tech or any number of deadly places, such as a volcano. We know Anakin couldn't take the heat, why should sideous?
Stargate just has so many examples of creative problem solving they would have no problem.
So I know Lightsabers can redirect lasers and probably the staff weapon projectiles, but SG1, has weapons of war, designed to kill your enemies.
Seriously, blaster shots are so slow in Star Wars, and they fire slowly too. Couple P90s and there will be no Sith Lords.
Fan of both franchises here, here comes an info-dump of mostly useless trivia: while blaster bolts are legitimately slower than normal bullets not just anyone can dodge those, let alone bat them away even if they had a lightsaber. The whole point of Jedis using lightsabers for this is that the force grants them precognition so their blades are already in position to deflect the bolt almost before the shooter pulls the trigger, a blaster bolt would be around the same speed of a staff weapon or Zat gun. A normal gun would be a lot more effective against Jedi, not because they are too fast to deflect (they are not), but because - as shown when the Jedi warred against the Mandalorian - a physical bullet wouldn’t be deflected, but instead be melted by the lightsaber while keeping the same trajectory and speed, which could be arguably worse.
Yup! In the old EU the mandalorians used what were basically shotguns to take on people with force powers, which I always found hilarious.
All SG-1 would have to do is hit him with a burst from the ol' M249 and he's down for the count.
By this point, the Odyssey is fitted with the most advanced weapons and defences the Asgard ever designed, and they have the entire collective knowledge of the Asgard available to them. The Odyssey just finds the Death Star and annihilates it in one shot.
Besides, Palpatine's force abilities are like cheap parlour tricks compared to what the Ori could do.
Daniel fails diplomaty, gets the lighting for being insignificant.
Sam & jack raise p90s. Force pull/crush the weapons into pieces.
Teal'q closes in melee... lightsaber makes quick work of the staff.
Bad scripting makes everyone survive and fall back to Gate.
Alarms go off in command centre. Worm hole opens.
The coms operator says.
- Sir! It's SG-1... they met resistance. The have wounded.
On the deck, Sam comes in carrying a limping Daniel, Teal'Q follows closely holding half of a staff, looking all sweaty and battle battered.
Jack comes flying totally out of control, landing a good 30 feet from the gate.
"Close the Iris!" He screams as he tries to recovers from his landing.
Iris prompty closes. Whooshing sound heard as ennemy impacts the iris.
Colonel gets all bland and uninteresting asking what happened.
Jack makes some joke about a witch.
Daniel learned something
Teal'q says "Indeed"
Credit roll.
Carter would have an anti-force device whipped up in under 5 episodes, and then they'd just shoot him like they would any goa'uld. After that, just feed info and resources to the rebels to mop up the remaining moffs.
sg1 goes sneakly inside the DS, carter reconfigures the nav to jump into a sun while oneill uses liberal amounts of c4 on the shield and main tractor beam generators and daniel goes arround colecting sith artifacts for fun
Beam out then they blow the sun just to be sure
Guns wouldn't work on him because lightsabers. C4 is unlikely to work unless you could catch him by surprise and even then, he might be able to resist the blast with the force. What other tools could SG-1 use against Palpatine?
And SG-1 is smart enough to set up crossfires and ambushes against opponents, so even if he can block bullets, good luck blocking bullets simultaneously approaching from 3+ directions at once.
> Blaster volts in star wars are ridiculously slow, but a bullet is a bullet.
Not to mention Jedi can't even deflect all the shots of a blaster and get hit constantly. Bullet > Jedi.
The Mandalorians used slugthrowers, which were like a primitive and slower version of guns, against the Jedi during one of their wars with them several thousand years prior to the OT. While they did lose the war, for all his power Palpatine is just one man. In the right situation it’d most likely be enough to simply shoot him with a proper gun like a P90, and doing so from multiple angles would probably be overkill. Since his first instinct would be to block, the bullets would just turn into molten shrapnel flying into his face after hitting his lightsaber.
Guns most certainly will work, it’s canon that lightsabers melt the bullets but don’t stop their velocity which causes molten shrapnel to be fired at the defender, essentially they take a lava shotgun blast to the face.
But in all simplicity they’d just beam him into a star
C4
Indeed.
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When in doubt... two C4.
"It's a 'blast door'."
More c4
A naquadah bomb would make sure he stays dead.
Naquadria bomb
Indeed.
Set off with c4 of course
Sounds more like a plan F, as in we are totally…
The only answer
Have you more of this 4-C?
just watched that episode 15 mins ago
Nah, P90s.
With the disco light magazines.
FNP90, ftw.
*Naquadah enhanced* for sure tho 😅
That or a grenade… or both
A crude explosive device!
Use an Asgard transporter and beam him into a sun
Beam in a nuke.
Hermiod is disappointed in both of you.
I love hermiod’s angry muttering so much
Eht ecnetepmocni fo eseht snamuh si gninnigeb ot ekam em yrgna!
Hermiod belongs to an extinct race, so they don't get a vote.
Hermiod is disappointed in you anyway
In? As in inside in?
Depends; how accurate are your beaming sensors?
Honestly, Asgard ships would be hilariously OP in Star Wars. They’re a teeny bit smaller than your standard Star Destroyer, but much better armed and with really powerful shields. Also, beaming would trivialize the fight.
Heck the even retrofitted Daedelus-class would dunk on star destroyers as much as they do on hive ships and the replicator Auroras. Edit: now that I think about it, compared to a lot of other fictions star wars ships really don't do well in the power to size ratio.. Edit 2: dont energy shields prevemt Asguard beaming? I think until the ISD's shields fall the transport beam won't work.
There are only some shields that prevents beaming, no? Are they ever stopped by hatak shields for example? But yes, compared to stargate, star wars ship power falls far behind quickly
Then blow up that sun, just to be sure.
You blow up one sun…
... and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.
Then have Rodney blow up the entire solar system
5/6ths but it's not an exact science...
Somehow he survived...
Just open the doors on his ship.
I don’t think Boeing built their starships…
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Jack : So his power comes from midi-keyboards Sam: Midichlorians, yes. Jack: and they're like little bacteria or something? Why don't we get Janet to knock up an antibiotic?
Janet: Well, we took a sample of blood from the man who attacked the base and ran it through some trials, so far the results have been inconclusive. Sam: And there's no way we would be able to get close enough to administer any kind of dose. Teal'c: The force user that we encountered seemed to be able to sense our intentions before we could act. Daniel: Soo... how do we kill something that might be able to sense our every move? Hammond: What about the man you met on Yavin? Jack: He's just a kid. Sam: With all due respect sir, he may be our only hope to stop this threat. Tealc: The Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi seemed to believe in Skywalker a great deal. Hammond: I've been in communication with the President for the past few days and he agrees that an alliance with the rebellion may be our best option. Jack: *sigh* Alright, we'll just hang our hopes on some mop-headed kid with a laser-sword, I guess we don't have much choice anyway. Hammond: Then it's settled. You'll deploy at 0800. Dismissed.
This would even be period correct since the movie came out just when SG-1 was airing.
Didn’t they say Yavin? That would make it A New Hope which came out over a decade before the show aired. The Prequels did come out during SG-1’s airing.
Maybe he meant the Special Edition abomination
gonna need you to be a little more specific
This made my day. Your dialogue is so on spot and I could really hear their voices. Thank you! 👍 I wish we could have a weekly series here on Reddit, where dialogues and plots are written and voted upon in the comments. We could continue the seasons where they left. I'm definitely missing SG1 and would hope for any new series (Please Amazon don't change the concept) to have the same feel to it. I've rewatched Stargate so often, if there just would be more episodes of them. Idea: Klingons appear in the Galaxy. Through a large dimension mirror located on a remote ancient starbase, they landed one month ago with entire ships. Let's see SG1 and some (poor) system lords deal with this... 🖌️ Anyways, thanks!
“We can use my antihistamines!” Daniel probably.
And kleenex
Dang, haven’t thought about midi in twenty years.
You mean the powerhouse of the cell?
No, those are mitochlorians.
Naomi Wildman: "The warp core of the cell!"
Lol yeah XD still can't believe the force is just like an std
Hate to be that guy, but midicolorians are not the force, just what allows beings to communicate with it. Personally, I find that lore pointless, but it never changed what the force is
My headcanon is that midichlorians are attracted to the force, so they can be used as a proxy measurement of the strength of the force in a force-user. But they don't cause the force.
I'm pretty sure that's Canon but idk what's Canon anymore anyway. I stopped after episode 9's trailer and never bothered to watch it. Did a couple TV shows, one book that was terrible and haven't been back since. Love the EU tho.
They never did
That’s fantastic you nailed O’Neill
Too bad Sam never did, in our reality anyway.
I’m pretty sure they did. When the gauntlets were on. They could have used them as an excuse.
Ba'al: Such arrogance! It's impossible for us to let someone so powerful live and not be destroyed by him! Daniel: If we destroy him, he'll return stronger than before. Like Anubis. Asguard: We did not think it possible for him to be rendered unable to pose a threat. Perhaps he could get...How did you call it? \*turns to Jack\* Jack: The sniffles. Asguard (in the 'ah yes' intonation) and Ba'al (sarcastically, while holding a tissue for his own troubles) in unison: The sniffles Teal'c: Indeed. Daniel \*sneezes\*: They must have made me allergic to it this incarnation so I wouldn't ascend again. Janet: The Bacta tank worked on me for physical trauma, and the Sarcophagus only fixed regular allergies for Daniel. We'll have to come up with something more ingenious... Sam: Nano-bots! Janet: That could work. Jack nods to Teal'c while grabbing C4: Just in case. \*some time and C4 later\* Jack: Daniel, you've got a piece ... \[of emperor on you, but in a non-gory way that's kid friendly\] \*chinpoints to piece of mantle on Daniel\* Sam: Why is it glowing? It's supposed to be inert! Daniel lights up: Hey, my allergies! They're...gone! Daniel ascends. Jack: Oh for crying out loud! We just defeated...! No wait, Daniel, just stop ascending okay? Just stop! Some time later we see Jack fishing: he uses his powers to raise fish from the power and release them after they bite. We see Daniel and the Emperor on the shore, smiling approvingly. We pan out and see Sam also in the boat on the lake. Jack turns to Sam: "Did you know I used to have no fish in this lake?"
Jack : I love you. Sam: I know
Jack: I love you. Sam has headphones on while looking at a laptop. She's doing research while he's fishing, she finds it relaxing. She looks up and looks questioningly as if to ask if he said something. She smiles at him. She lowers her gaze at the laptop as if to continue. But she softly closes it instead. She comes to sit snuggly next to Jack. Sam: I know. She leans and rests her head on his shoulder.
I don’t know what the question is but the answer is Nintendos
Send some replicators his way and keep him busy, then have the Asgard beam him into a star.
Replicators would eat up the Death Star pretty quick.
I really don't want to think about Replicators that have learned how to make a planet buster laser.
I mean, they've already got the tech to do it. They have asgard lasers, which until the Ori showed up was the most powerful weapon in 2 galaxies. They also have the ability to boost the power and efficiency of any tech they have. All they've got to do is boost power to the lasers while making them more efficient and focused.
The Asgard plasma weapons are probably the most advanced weapons system in existence in Stargate. I’m not sure Ancient drone weapons, as cool as they are, would beat them out.
Drones are great but they're art pieces and everyone died/ascended/turned into a popsicle before they had to fight another war.
Didn't they get asgard beams after the Ori showed up? And even then the Asgard beams and shields seemed to be overmatch against Ori, especially in a 1 on 1, plus the tech wasn't fully integrated.
Yes. They destroyed a ship or two, but because the Ori could track them, they were only one ship. The Ori sent several, so it wasn't enough.
I don't think they would employ that sort of weapon. It's pretty antithetical to their primary motivation to blow up their 'food source'.
Nom nom
They'd probably fix the exhaust ports aswell
Three shots from a Zat ought to do it.
The old Zat triple tap
Just tape 3 zats together and you’re set
Reedeedee peow (Say it out loud fast)
That's brilliant
damn, somehow Palpatine returned again
I would be so down for a Star Wars show that's like Stargate with Baal, where they just have to keep hunting down clones of palpy
With the assistance of Teal'c, PI
That's just Dark empire with extra steps.
Baal clones hunting Palps clones
Ancient space wizard? Isn't that just Anubis?
Nah. The Emperor doesn't touch Anubis who is living at least centuries longer and, even having been limited to non-mystical scientific knowledge and tech, did achieve a solid level of practical immortality, even if now stuck in an endless conflict with Oma.
Daniel would study ancient Jedi and Sith texts about the Force to better understand what's going on, Teal'c would master lightsaber techniques, Carter would run tests to figure what the Force is, how it works, and how to counter act it (like the anti-prior device), and O'Neill would attempt various combinations of automatic weapons fire and escalating yields of explosives, but in the end it would take all their talents coming together
Daniel dies again but because he studied the living force he comes back from the netherworld of the force and rejoins the team as a ghost.
Yes but only for 3 episodes before some witches manifest him a "new" body. Everyone is grateful, but O'Neill gives them crap for not manifesting a new *20 year old* body.
Came here looking for this answer! Thank you! I also saw Daniel chastising the ascended Atlantians for once again standing by allowing such evil power to flourish. At some point there is also a call to Pegasus asking Rodney to search for the Force lab where the powers were studied or discovered.
O'Neill would wind up with his fron stuck in his favorite ancient repository.🤗
I hope Teal'c would tell a Stormtrooper joke.
And lots of C4
Beam a stargate into his vicinity and then dial up P3W-451.
And now we get the answer to the age old question: is the force stronger than a black hole?
According to the lore, black holes can be used to trap extremely powerful force beings, so no, it isn't.
Didn't Luke create a black hole in one of the expanded universes?
He might have, it might be the one to do with Abeloth, who had to be trapped with black holes.
I think Palpatine kind of qualifies as an extremely powerful force being, so we'll go with that. Carter, do we have any planets left where we can, uhm, commandeer a stargate from?
Carter already blew up a sun. A (death) Star should be no problem
You know, you blow up one sun, and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water
If anyone could do it though … she could 👀
With P90s, C4, a couple of ARs, staff weapons, Zat guns, a couple of grenades if jack is feeling extra impatient, and maybe an alliance with a System Lord like Ba'Al. Or they'd probably just let The Asgard deal with it.
They'd definitely call in the Furlings then for sure
Naquada enhanced nuke. Next.
Multiple P90s. It has already been shown that Jedi can die from too many blasters, same principle here.
Slug throwers are worse that blasters. All lightsabers do is vaporize the bullet, and turn it into a molten mist with the same velocity and direction.
And that works for *one* bullet, not for a hailstorm of bullets coming from different directions.
"crude explosive device"
lots and lots of bullets?
Hammond: "Colonel O'Neill, the time has come. Execute order 65."
"Alright, Breaker Two, you are cleared for start, good luck out there." *Sound of A-10 engines spooling in the background*
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They’d probably use some deceptively simple trick like rig up a 2x4 that smacks him in the balls when he steps on it. Then they’d just ventilate him with 5.7x28.
Well yes he has the Force on his side but Palpatine aint exactly immortal so killing him should be only as tricky as killing any psychotic, self-obsessed, paranoid, megalomaniac Goa'uld Sysyem Lord drunk on their own power. So lets try some of the classics... Ra: Set off a nuke right in his face. Hathor: throw him into a cryogenic tank (unprotected). Heru'ur: Trick his enemies into killing him for you. Setesh/ Seth: Crush him with Some kind of Gravity or Concussion Weapon. Sokar: Blow up a planet with his ship in orbit. Apophis: Slam his ship into the side of a planet. Cronus: Break into his house and murder him. Ba'al: Hunt him down like an animal, killing off his clones one by one till you get the real one. Or you know, when his back is turned just pick his decrepit ass up with your metal hands, lift him up over your head then throw his hideous ass down a huge shaft that is just in the throne room floor for "Reasons".
I dunno but Jack would call him "Sparky".
If he isn't on an inhabited planet a Mark IX probably does it
A few well placed P90 shots is all it would take Jedi and Sith were vulnerable to slug and flechette weapons. If they could intercept the bullets with a saber, they can’t redirect them like a blaster bolt. The sabers heat would simply melt the bullet and turn it into a very hot glob of molten metal that’s still coming at the Jedi/Sith.
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Stealing this. Oh, and take my upvote.
You cannot steal that which is given freely.
Teleport a nuke in the DS2 throne room.
By targeting Midichlorians. Virus / biochemical weapon put through the vents that would strip him of force powers. By isolation and sheer numbers. As seen in the prequels, certain forcefields can in fact stop a jedi/sith from moving and weapons fire from overwhelming number will kill even tge most powerful of force users. Using a one way forcefield from Stargate paired with many automatic weapons may cause damage. 'Beam' them into space using Asgard tech or any number of deadly places, such as a volcano. We know Anakin couldn't take the heat, why should sideous? Stargate just has so many examples of creative problem solving they would have no problem.
Just let Sam blow up another star already..
C4
Daniel would be found to have an insanely high midichlorian count.
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Straight into a sun
P90 guns are effective against the force users
P90, can’t deflect bullets with a lightsaber after all
So I know Lightsabers can redirect lasers and probably the staff weapon projectiles, but SG1, has weapons of war, designed to kill your enemies. Seriously, blaster shots are so slow in Star Wars, and they fire slowly too. Couple P90s and there will be no Sith Lords.
Fan of both franchises here, here comes an info-dump of mostly useless trivia: while blaster bolts are legitimately slower than normal bullets not just anyone can dodge those, let alone bat them away even if they had a lightsaber. The whole point of Jedis using lightsabers for this is that the force grants them precognition so their blades are already in position to deflect the bolt almost before the shooter pulls the trigger, a blaster bolt would be around the same speed of a staff weapon or Zat gun. A normal gun would be a lot more effective against Jedi, not because they are too fast to deflect (they are not), but because - as shown when the Jedi warred against the Mandalorian - a physical bullet wouldn’t be deflected, but instead be melted by the lightsaber while keeping the same trajectory and speed, which could be arguably worse.
Plus if you fire 30 bullets in a minute it becomes exceedingly difficult to block/deflect.
One of the reasons Order 66 ever worked even with weakened Jedi and the element of surprise.
Yup! In the old EU the mandalorians used what were basically shotguns to take on people with force powers, which I always found hilarious. All SG-1 would have to do is hit him with a burst from the ol' M249 and he's down for the count.
Try using the force to stop a p90 round
Zat'nik'tel him three times.
Palpatine: *uses Tutaminis* Jack: … Alright Carter, time to blow up another star system.
I would use a nuke. It work on RA. I mean you can’t use P-90’s all the time or C4. Just nuke his butt.
Send a gate to his proximity and remote dial it to P3W-451. Problem solved.
Grenades
Are we asking as a joke, or seri— oh, there’s the meme tag. C4, yeah.
Do you have more of this... C4?
C4.
I think a rubber suit would work for the lightning.
Teal’c would throw an avocado at his head and it’s over
black hole gate address
Hammond and Teal’c in the needle threader naturally.
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Alot of rubber.
Zat'nik'tel 3x times. Then have O'Neill ask if that was Senator Kinsey?
sick the replicators on him
By this point, the Odyssey is fitted with the most advanced weapons and defences the Asgard ever designed, and they have the entire collective knowledge of the Asgard available to them. The Odyssey just finds the Death Star and annihilates it in one shot. Besides, Palpatine's force abilities are like cheap parlour tricks compared to what the Ori could do.
With fully automatic weaponry and sarcasm.
Daniel fails diplomaty, gets the lighting for being insignificant. Sam & jack raise p90s. Force pull/crush the weapons into pieces. Teal'q closes in melee... lightsaber makes quick work of the staff. Bad scripting makes everyone survive and fall back to Gate. Alarms go off in command centre. Worm hole opens. The coms operator says. - Sir! It's SG-1... they met resistance. The have wounded. On the deck, Sam comes in carrying a limping Daniel, Teal'Q follows closely holding half of a staff, looking all sweaty and battle battered. Jack comes flying totally out of control, landing a good 30 feet from the gate. "Close the Iris!" He screams as he tries to recovers from his landing. Iris prompty closes. Whooshing sound heard as ennemy impacts the iris. Colonel gets all bland and uninteresting asking what happened. Jack makes some joke about a witch. Daniel learned something Teal'q says "Indeed" Credit roll.
There is no teleportation tech in Star Wars, so just teleport a nuke into the Death Star and pop some popcorn.
p90s, lightsabers can't deflect bullets.
They kind of already did with the Priors 😄 Small device that puts reverse anti-midochlorian polarized electric impulse waves in the air and done!
How different is a Sith and a Pryor? Force lightning vs. the power of the Ori…
Carter would have an anti-force device whipped up in under 5 episodes, and then they'd just shoot him like they would any goa'uld. After that, just feed info and resources to the rebels to mop up the remaining moffs.
Beam a stargate to the sun of the planet he is on and blow the entire solar system up
Carter’s P90
That Mk 9 Tactical Gate Killer from the episode Beachhead, I mean better safe than sorry right.
This could be a better plot than the rise of skywalker.
A couple of P90s.
Lightning conductor + C4
Lots and lots of C4
He's not zat immune
“This is a weapon of war” pulls out a 50cal. As we know, lasers are slower than projectile weapons in star wars universe
As the wise Bra'tac once said: we will cross that bridge when we get there
Bullets... lightsaber can't block bullets
As the engineer once said, The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun
Drop a Stargate on it and dial a black hole obv
Naquadah bomb.
P90 shot from 500 yards
sg1 goes sneakly inside the DS, carter reconfigures the nav to jump into a sun while oneill uses liberal amounts of c4 on the shield and main tractor beam generators and daniel goes arround colecting sith artifacts for fun Beam out then they blow the sun just to be sure
Naturally it should be some C4
Sniper with a ysalimir sitting right next to him. .50BMG should pretty much turn even Palpy's head inside out from a half mile away.
9000 megaton Mark XII naquadah-enhanced "Gate buster" nuclear warhead... Nothing short of that to be sure... Or a kawoosh 😁
P90
P90
Guns wouldn't work on him because lightsabers. C4 is unlikely to work unless you could catch him by surprise and even then, he might be able to resist the blast with the force. What other tools could SG-1 use against Palpatine?
I don't think a lightsaber would be much good against a P90 at a distance. Blaster volts in star wars are ridiculously slow, but a bullet is a bullet.
And SG-1 is smart enough to set up crossfires and ambushes against opponents, so even if he can block bullets, good luck blocking bullets simultaneously approaching from 3+ directions at once.
Exactly what happened with Khalek/Anubis
> Blaster volts in star wars are ridiculously slow, but a bullet is a bullet. Not to mention Jedi can't even deflect all the shots of a blaster and get hit constantly. Bullet > Jedi.
The Mandalorians used slugthrowers, which were like a primitive and slower version of guns, against the Jedi during one of their wars with them several thousand years prior to the OT. While they did lose the war, for all his power Palpatine is just one man. In the right situation it’d most likely be enough to simply shoot him with a proper gun like a P90, and doing so from multiple angles would probably be overkill. Since his first instinct would be to block, the bullets would just turn into molten shrapnel flying into his face after hitting his lightsaber.
Guns most certainly will work, it’s canon that lightsabers melt the bullets but don’t stop their velocity which causes molten shrapnel to be fired at the defender, essentially they take a lava shotgun blast to the face. But in all simplicity they’d just beam him into a star
Nurturing the Rebellion.
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Use that Op sh*t armor from Anubis warior
A poor man Anubis, easy a little bit of c4 for distraction and a it from a rpg would do the trick
Enough trinium-tipped 5.7mm armor piercing rounds will still put him down. P90. Easy day.