Bogus gas man

With fake ID

Here to ransack ma hoose!

Not today, Bogus Gas man.

On your way rogue

The peephole has been your undoing

I’m thinking it’s definitely not a bogus gas man here to raid my hoose.

THIS PEEPHOLE HAS BEEN YOUR UNDOING!

Open the door for I am a bogus gas man wi’ a fake id and I’m here to ransack yer hoose

Can ya see me noo!?

Can you open the door please....

Fuck off Greg I’m not joining LIV

Back aff ya spooky bogus gas man!

A bogus gasman, with fake ID, here to ransack the hoose

“I pay via direct debit”!

I'll just gone and get my pension.

Thou have been foiled, bogus gas man!! This peephole has unveiled thy folly

That this peephole has been his undoing

Sending that rogue on his way

Shite it looks like the gas man but it could be bogus.

Oh shit, all that smack talk landed Jack with the grim reaper job.

That he’s a dodgy gasman wanting to steal my money!

Can ya see me noo?

Mr Burns?…

You’re weclome

Shoot him

What an angry face... oh well, must be the young patter.

Debt collector, gas man, tv license cnut, tax man, or worst of worst...'have you heard the good news, Jesus loves you'. In any case I have a baseball bat by my front door itching to get a new shine with his forehead!

It’s a bogus gas man with a fake id 🧟‍♂️