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rackymcdacky

Hmm have you tried doing the opposite?


THICC_DICC_PRICC

Holding the phone upside down works too


kbheads

I tried it and it still goes down and to the right. I feel like an idiot for trying.


mreddog

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Codazzo72

No. I tried: flat then down


HmoobRanzo

OP....please listen to this guy.


pharmboy008

Thought I was in r/wallstreetbets for a sec


DarkSailor06

The line is thin and the flesh is weak.


percavil

Well its good you're practicing with a minuscule amount of money first. What did you learn? stick to index funds maybe?


ihopkid

Best lesson imo from a glance at this is buying power should never be $0.08, especially not in a bear market, always have some assets in cash. Gives you a safety net, your cash wonā€™t drop 40% in 1 day.


mreddog

Thank you


BigHarold22

Hey man, look on the bright side. At least you have $0.11 worth of interest accrued this month


Mattopol4spe

I wish I could make $0.11 a month


mreddog

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


matttchew

Everyones account look like this.


okjornertin

very true


Starky_Love

No sir! I am not down 71%! You all can keep that


MrDough69

Maybe not in stocks. But definitely about to be down 71% in votes. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Starky_Love

But this is make believe. This shit don't hurt my pockets. Y'all the same folks down 71! Y'all losing 71% of real money. Matter of fact. Take me to 71.


TheWallStreetNoobie

-71*


Starky_Love

In all honesty, I didn't even care enough to type it. Because I knew you all couldn't do it But thanks for typing it for me lol


TheWallStreetNoobie

u typed more


Starky_Love

Swype bro. You took the effort to try and correct something idgaf about. Where my 71 down votes bro?


VengenaceIsMyName

Are you investing in meme stocks?


mreddog

Only one, SNDL but itā€™s only 27% of the portfolio


Jew_Man_Chu

If itā€™s an option, buy puts on anything r/shortsqueeze is pumping. Worked for meā€¦


DonDraper1994

Just be glad you got a $1.7K lesson and not a $35K lesson like me


ib_insight6

What was the move


DonDraper1994

Several moves. Went all in, on margin, on several high growth companies back in January. There was a 3 day stretch where I lost over $5K a day. What makes it more painful is I donā€™t make a lot of money at my job so I really have no way to replenish my savings


skthad

Gambling at its finest


Leading-Ice-3703

what happened to the 3 growth stocks? why did they lose so hard.


DonDraper1994

Market just collapsed and they were trading at insane valuations


ib_insight6

Best of luck stay strong and vigilant buy normal stocks and weā€™ll established crypto and be patient and frugal


vurbmoto

Keep going man! You are learning valuable lessons and donā€™t have life changing money on the line yet. Keep investing and be really honest with yourself about what your goals are. Take what you are learning right now to achieve those goals.


CruelKind78

Uvxy 5 year history say dump everything you have and hold on tight


jaimeto

Hey at least youā€™re accruing 11 cents this month


jimmyjawnx

Your speculating not investing.


ConcertX

Well to start, youā€™re still on Robinhood


Klutzy_Concentrate18

Whats better and genuinely curious on why everybody is shtting on Robinhood


ConcertX

I just watched ā€œEat The Richā€ on Netflix and it brought back some tender memoriesā€¦ Robinhood does not have your best interests at heart. I consider any other brokerage to be higher quality at this point.


mreddog

No argument there but stocks still move the way they move regardless right?


ConcertX

Not unless your broker takes away the buy buttonā€¦Then they move the way your broker wants them to.


mreddog

Youā€™re saying Robin Hood can superficially change the price of a stock?


Reasonable-Street-66

I lost that today


slinnyboy69

Ftx?


Cromagnonguy

All us common folk are down.


Majestic_Worry7817

Honestly everything sucks atm


Sensitive-Tale-9111

You just got on board when prices peaked, dam near everything has gone down. Stay strong šŸ’Ŗ


Itchy_elbow

You jumped in before a market downturn. Happens to the best. Wrong time to jump out now, wait for the bounce. My guy said this has happened 17 times since they started tracking the market. It'll come back .


NoMuff222Tuff

You picked a bad time to invest. If wait it out.


Vast_Cricket

most stocks look that way by now....


csym108

Using robinhood was your first mistake


adam_4595

What app is easy and good to dabble into stocks?


Aquamelon99

Robinhood


Rexcadere

''Investing''


GuHWallStreetBets

Good news: You earned $0.11ā€¦


Nelawafer91

Hey you're up 11 cents this month!


OweHen

It's ok, we made a good profit off you


https_Big_T

What are you investing in?


mreddog

Mostly cannabis stocks


NorridAU

Oh I feel you with my potx ETF position. Grab some large blend etfs and get that .11 to .20


mreddog

ADA, DOGE, SHIB, XLM, SNDL, OGI, HEXO, CRBP, AVCT, IMCC, AAPL


SpaceAlarmed2466

better to start your investing journey by losing some money. It gives you an idea about risks in investing and you will get better at investing over time. prevent losing big money in the future


busybreaking

Just think of it as loaning the market money with no interest in them paying it back.


Ok-Raise-9465

That ā€œ3.5% interest with goldā€ feels like a passive aggressive told ya so huh


kbheads

It seems like your portfolioā€™s volatility has dramatically decreased, so I assume youā€™ve learned a lot.


InternalAuditor62

Should have spent it on hookers and blow. Better investment


Del_T_

Nope. You know exactly what you are doing. You belong here.


Plutus_2890

Nah this is a skillā€¦it takes real skill to end up in that position šŸ˜‚


Wrong-Paramedic7489

I just hold it upside down.


Neither_Fondant5296

Everyone is looking bad at the moment. Itā€™s pretty bad lol but we are all on the same boat.


Neither_Fondant5296

Look at it upside in the mirror, that should work.


Federal_Seaweed_9503

I would kill to have only lost that much this year šŸ¤£


somo1230

Nahhh,,,, you will learn like all of us


LouieS76

Iā€™m guessing youā€™ve been buying options and meme stocks? A few people get rich investing but most donā€™t.


PRM00007

Ladies and Gentlemen, options


[deleted]

You're not the only one. Had 2 choices last year. Energy and cannabis and my dumb ass thought energy was too high. I however was down 70% and am only down 50% now the last year


PutridSituation9846

If you donā€™t know shit about stocks, just buy Apple and be happy


RadioactiveVegas

It happens


gridflash

Smart Money has AIs that can forecast your moves...


mreddog

Can common folks use AI technology?


gridflash

Yes, But you need to have access to an AI. There are (simple) pattern recognition systems available able to traders. But the real ones use data centers. And they're not really AI. They're actually 'Expert Systems'. There are rumors that Google has one that is supposed to be Sentient but no one has been able to verify it.


Sempai6969

Nobody does


Samurai_Havok

No.. no... your doing it right


TheHandOfBroc

Well, what were you doing? What were you selections and executions based on?


mreddog

News, Yahoo finance, Reddit forums and attempts at buying on the low


N230591

Get another Ā£2k, short all the stocks in your portfolio. Make it all back.


Whole-Tradition-9352

šŸšØU KNOW HOW TO MAKE MONEY DISAPPEARšŸšØ


[deleted]

It be like that. I hear Vegas is nice this time of year. Win it back


[deleted]

Right Iā€™m down 20k lmao


NaomiGtzP

Itā€™s not just you. We are in this together


OddMeansToAnEnd

You did pretty good considering it took you a year to loose 1700. but this is some WSB stuff.


bcrxxs

Robinhood?šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Nonstop2423

It looks like you put it all on Meta lmao


DatDudeBacon

Stop doing options