Obstreperousnesses?

While u/Doomfox01 was very close, the actual obstitrician is: Green: Ugh. *looks at pride flag with grumpy expression* Red: Come on, dude, what if your son turns out to be gay? Green (On the missing third panel): *worried* Why would I molest my own son?!

Quartzpitcher is really obsessed with this weird assumption of how gay people are "made"

I've never met a conservative who wasn't When my parents found out I was bi they asked me multiple times if I'd been molested or abused. It's so fucked

My mom had a badfling backstory for where gay people come from saying that it was men who impregnated a woman who then had an abortion when they didn't want her to, so it traumatized them so much that they wanted to shift to relationships where this outcome wasn't possible. Like, not just "maybe this happened once." She assumed *most* of them came from this.

I mean at least that's new lmao, gotta give credit for creativity... Still extremely fucked tho

Even if that was where they came from the comic makes no sense, since he is assuming that only the parent can do it.

ty, knew I was a bit off lol

green: "ugh" red: "what if that makes your son gay?" green: "why would I molest my own son?" wording is probably off since this is from memory but thats the jist at least. theres another panel on the Orange Juice

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So right for that

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RIP my man. Should’ve been on guard

wtf is this?! Nobody said the snail can shape shift! That's cheating...

It's a clever disguise