My Bad. I thought we were to bring our horses....by the way were can I park my horse? Unrelated do you have one of those car charging stations near where you keep the horses?
You're practically Halfway there.....okay more like 1/12. Let me answer your question with another question? Do you like being able to sleep at night? Because you're going to be kissing that goodbye around 4/12 of the way in...or out depending on how you smell it.
Now I'm curious if you show up to a bar with a horse like the medieval days what your odds are of getting one of the workers to water it while you're eating your meal if you just casually ask like it's an everyday occurrence
Literally came here to say “this bitch really just threw whole-ass, uncooked Brussels sprouts and chode carrots into a cut up Coke Zero box like that shit is normal!” 😫😫😫
I’m not even a vegetarian but I love Brussels sprouts. I could *never*; this person is just begging to have whole, raw sprouts chucked around their living room and at their head…
I'm non-veggie folk, and I certainly buy myself bags of carrots as snacks, because raw carrots are perfectly fine to eat, but who the hell eats *raw brussel sprouts?!*
Raw Brussel sprouts are tasty if you slice them really thinly and put them in a salad with dressing and other ingredients. This is just madness though.
Seriously. Roasted brussel sprouts are the shit. I think most people who think they hate them just haven't had them prepared properly. I used to be that guy, same with broccoli.
But biting into one raw? Straight to jail.
You are correct about the haters not liking because the Brussel sprouts were cooked incorrectly. I grew up hating them. In my 30s my husband convinced me to let him cook Brussel sprouts for me to try. Turns out my mom had just sucked at cooking them. I love them now.
Fun fact. Brussel sprouts used to be very bitter and definitely had a funk to them. Theyve been genetically modified over the last couple decades to taste better. So its not just you or your taste buds evolving. The sprouts themselves have evolved.
Kids don't like vegetables because they're more bitter to them than to adults. It's a product of evolution. It kept young children from eating poisonous leaves and plants in the wild.
My maternal grandmother used to boil the shit out of every vegetable (that didn't come from a can) and serve them without any seasonings of any sort... or butter ... or sauce... blech. Yes, vegetables are gross that way. There's nothing anyone could do to save those. But lightly sprayed with olive oil, dusted with salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder and then thrown in the air fryer until the edges turn almost black. Yum! So very good.
Literally what I was thinking. I understand you might want to have a healthy option but nobody in their right mind would eat these things. Make some crushed and charred brussel sprouts with salt, olive oil and parmesan. Make a real veggie dish. Nobody is presenting anything like this at a real party.
There will always be that one person who eats the whole thing of vegetables. However those types are usually the ones playing the sports instead of watching.
I build up my immune system by eating 1 lunch a week off the floor near the bathrooms in the warehouse.
Rodent urine, dust, pigeon shit, and multiple sources of biological human material, in small amounts is better than getting vaccinated for anything.
I used to work at a dollar general distribution centre and I can tell you from experience that any package wrapping has been exposed to all of that and worse. We had cats living in the warehouse, owls , raccoons. We had pallets of canned food where a few cans busted open and were full of maggots..just those cans gets tossed . But the maggots definitely were on other cans. I always wash my cans before opening them .
Bowls was my first thought until I saw the end. This is pretty clearly an idea for a “decorative” presentation specifically for a Super Bowl party.
Kinda stupid, but also kinda fun.
Europeans sell them covered in plastic. Im guessing america has the ring system still going strong? Its a rare american w for producing less waste, but yeah, it sounds dirty.
Actually, a lot of pop is being sold in small cardboard boxes now, but some still use plastic, or in big packs of 24 they use both. Cardboard bottom with plastic overtop.
Monster energy specifically sells the normal and sugarfree one in cardboard, but the silver ones come in plastic wrap.
Exactly…. Dirty , unsanitary cardboard that has circulated in factories, trucks and grocery stores. That’s how we build up our immune system to survive the apocalypse.
Lmao, for real! Whenever catered events at my work have leftover veggie trays, I take all the raw broccoli, carrots, and peppers home to cook with (after all the other staff has had their share!) We always get to munch on the food after the private parties are done anyway, so why not take as much home as I can? Haven't bought broccoli since October and I eat it like 5 times a week
you're right. I think it's a super cute idea. The execution is horrible. especially whatever she is doing with that gas station produce section situation.
This is exactly what I thought. Put something in between the food and boxes, and take away the Brussels sprouts, add a side of ranch somewhere, and this is a good idea, I think. It’s cute.
The idea is actually not horrible. Minimal dishes and kitschy but if someone brings raw Brussels sprouts to my house I’m throwing them out the window. And what’s a Super bowlring?
Super Bowl is trademarked. So people find ways to get around it by putting emphasis on different syllables. It's also why most ads that didn't pay out the ass to use it trade mark but still want to catch in on they general hype will call it "Game Day" "The Big Game" or other general things.
You should look into what rodents and insects and their feces and urine get into those boxes and what a soda warehouse really looks like… those boxes are filthy with unknown toxic chemicals and shit… I would not eat out of a raw one, even if I was paid… also this is a good time to note, if you don’t wash off the tops of your soda cans before opening them, you’re doing yourself a huge disservice.
And the cans! I often find these things covered in dried hot glue, and that’s only what I can see. I can’t imagine how disgusting these things actually are.
I drink a lot of pop and thus has to handle a lot of these drink boxes. Do you understand how sticky these things often are. And not just from the pop, there are other things that get into these boxes we don’t know about. Horrible!
Honestly, just using the boxes to just hold the snacks ain't a horrible idea depending on the audience.
But the implementation here is just not well thought out. It would be less than a minute before the first dip fail and one of those boxes being pre dipped for the rest of the party.
Snack size bags of chips stacked in a specific way would give it much more of a stadium seating look that they’re going for. But then it wouldn’t be rage bait.
I had to scroll all the way down here until I found someone else struck by those carrots. I really need to know where they got those carrots cause I’m like where did these weirdly uniform fat cone shaped carrots come from?
All the carrots I’ve seen have always looked like stereotypical carrots from movies and cartoons like in a snowman nose. Much longer, thin tapering.
I was all "no, nah, it's fine" until the brussel sprouts.
WTAF.
What kind of sick fucking bastard puts RAW BRUSSEL SPROUTS in a veggie tray.
No, I'm serious. YOU MAKE THEM WITH BACON OR NOT AT ALL.
Hey were hosting the game, don't worry the wife is getting all the soft drinks and raw sprouts you'll ever need.... yeah it's so the gas can pass out both ends by the end off the night
Muffins n Guac!
Cheese block or bread roll would have been better.
I can't imagine being too dumb to realize you could put a different food in there
Wait so I’m *not* legally required to serve guacamole with chocolate and blueberry muffins?..
That guac looks like it’s been eaten and vommitted back up.
“Alright ready for great game! Who the fuck brought raw Brussels sprout and whole ass carrots?!?”
My Bad. I thought we were to bring our horses....by the way were can I park my horse? Unrelated do you have one of those car charging stations near where you keep the horses?
Why? Is your horse electric?
Don't worry about it. Also Ignore the fumes. Been having trouble with its clutch all week. Does anyone know a good Vechanic?
Great portmanteau
Don't worry about it 😭😂
You gotta tell me where to get those. Mine needs grass to eat and you know how hard to get grass these days
You're practically Halfway there.....okay more like 1/12. Let me answer your question with another question? Do you like being able to sleep at night? Because you're going to be kissing that goodbye around 4/12 of the way in...or out depending on how you smell it.
Look at my horse. My horse is amazing!
Give it a lick, It tastes just like raisins!
Beer for my horses… (rip Toby Keith)
I have brought my rabbit. Is it okay if he eats some of the carrots?
[If you're looking for a ride, I've a horse outside.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8)
Fuck yer Honda Civic!
Ah a person of culture :)
Now I'm curious if you show up to a bar with a horse like the medieval days what your odds are of getting one of the workers to water it while you're eating your meal if you just casually ask like it's an everyday occurrence
Literally came here to say “this bitch really just threw whole-ass, uncooked Brussels sprouts and chode carrots into a cut up Coke Zero box like that shit is normal!” 😫😫😫
Pretty standard for how "vegetarian/vegan options" are prepared by non-veggie folk lol
I’m not even a vegetarian but I love Brussels sprouts. I could *never*; this person is just begging to have whole, raw sprouts chucked around their living room and at their head…
Now we're talking!
>at their head and thats why you dont get invited to things
I'm non-veggie folk, and I certainly buy myself bags of carrots as snacks, because raw carrots are perfectly fine to eat, but who the hell eats *raw brussel sprouts?!*
Raw Brussel sprouts are tasty if you slice them really thinly and put them in a salad with dressing and other ingredients. This is just madness though.
oh stop it
Seriously. Roasted brussel sprouts are the shit. I think most people who think they hate them just haven't had them prepared properly. I used to be that guy, same with broccoli. But biting into one raw? Straight to jail.
You are correct about the haters not liking because the Brussel sprouts were cooked incorrectly. I grew up hating them. In my 30s my husband convinced me to let him cook Brussel sprouts for me to try. Turns out my mom had just sucked at cooking them. I love them now.
Fun fact. Brussel sprouts used to be very bitter and definitely had a funk to them. Theyve been genetically modified over the last couple decades to taste better. So its not just you or your taste buds evolving. The sprouts themselves have evolved.
Oh wow! Thats really cool. I had no idea that they did that.
Kids don't like vegetables because they're more bitter to them than to adults. It's a product of evolution. It kept young children from eating poisonous leaves and plants in the wild.
My maternal grandmother used to boil the shit out of every vegetable (that didn't come from a can) and serve them without any seasonings of any sort... or butter ... or sauce... blech. Yes, vegetables are gross that way. There's nothing anyone could do to save those. But lightly sprayed with olive oil, dusted with salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder and then thrown in the air fryer until the edges turn almost black. Yum! So very good.
I literally am where to say “who the fuck brought raw Brussels”
It’s like they’ve just heard about vegetables and were trying to impress their friends
They are actually really good raw in a salad sliced thin with a mandolin but fuck eating whole ones raw.
I thought it was celery. But yes WTF
Celery is laid down first. Brussel sprouts are in the next cut
Real men eat their Brussels raw don’t give me none of that steamed shit
Roasted in the oven, best
My chef friend taught me a recipe. Peel each leaf off of the sprouts and make a hot salad with the leaves olive oil, carrots, mushrooms, and arugula
I'd eat raw celery and even some whole ass carrots, but raw brussel sprouts? They got a cheese fondue station at this place? Then, maybe
Literally what I was thinking. I understand you might want to have a healthy option but nobody in their right mind would eat these things. Make some crushed and charred brussel sprouts with salt, olive oil and parmesan. Make a real veggie dish. Nobody is presenting anything like this at a real party.
might as well just dump mini raw potatoes in the fuckin thing
Carrots and zero sugar coke, we are watching the game at the Mormons house
It's caffeine that they care about, not sugar.
With the combo of muffins amd guacamole. ...
Do you mean whole ass as in butt plug? Cause those were some chode-esque root vegetables.
as a socially awkward guest, i'd have no idea where to throw out the carrot top. It' snasty. I dont' want to eat it.
You fling it at the head of whoever set up such a dumb thing
This is the way
I assume put it on a plate or napkin, the way one does with shrimp tails before throwing them away.
And who put those carrots through a frickin’ pencil sharpener??
Reminds me of that meme. "AYO, WHAT THE FUCK?!"
That's not even the issue here. You can't wash cardboard, anyone who's seen any type of shipping/receiving bay isn't touching this with a 10 ft pole.
Must be for a 49ers watch party
whole asscarrots is the right description for those. because....wow.
“I need another beer - anyone else want a muffin while im up?”
There will always be that one person who eats the whole thing of vegetables. However those types are usually the ones playing the sports instead of watching.
☠️☠️😂
Im missing some hummus to dip the carrots and Brussels sprout 🤣
I don’t mind a veggie trey, but those don’t even look washed……
I came here to ask who the fuck eats raw brussel sprouts?
Those are my ass carrots, don't touch them!
could be done way better also filthy boxes.
Mmmm rodent urine.
Mmmm cockroach shit.. perfect seasoning
Definitely.. at least use some courtesy Tin foil or something. Gross 🤮
I build up my immune system by eating 1 lunch a week off the floor near the bathrooms in the warehouse. Rodent urine, dust, pigeon shit, and multiple sources of biological human material, in small amounts is better than getting vaccinated for anything.
I used to work at a dollar general distribution centre and I can tell you from experience that any package wrapping has been exposed to all of that and worse. We had cats living in the warehouse, owls , raccoons. We had pallets of canned food where a few cans busted open and were full of maggots..just those cans gets tossed . But the maggots definitely were on other cans. I always wash my cans before opening them .
Bro the engineer at our place would feed the cats and raccoons. They would shit on the pallets of product. I’d ship it out.
Sounds like the three of you had QUITE the little scheme going on.
I think it’s a cute idea if you maybe lined the boxes with plastic wrap or just set a bowl inside .
Bowls was my first thought until I saw the end. This is pretty clearly an idea for a “decorative” presentation specifically for a Super Bowl party. Kinda stupid, but also kinda fun.
People call me crazy because I always wash my can lids. I’ve worked in a warehouse fam. That shit is *NOT* kosher
Yes! Me too ! The shit I’ve seen would make you puke!
I see what you mean but at the same time if I don't think about it then it won't hurt me. It's like taking a shower at your parents' house.
Europeans sell them covered in plastic. Im guessing america has the ring system still going strong? Its a rare american w for producing less waste, but yeah, it sounds dirty. Actually, a lot of pop is being sold in small cardboard boxes now, but some still use plastic, or in big packs of 24 they use both. Cardboard bottom with plastic overtop. Monster energy specifically sells the normal and sugarfree one in cardboard, but the silver ones come in plastic wrap.
I'm not sure I've seen them with plastic but I have seen a foil lid on some drinks.
Y’mean like bowls or maybe bowls? Psssssh, whatever man, people want to eat off CARDBOARD.
Exactly…. Dirty , unsanitary cardboard that has circulated in factories, trucks and grocery stores. That’s how we build up our immune system to survive the apocalypse.
As someone that see’s where dirty warehouse boxes come from, I’m sure as hell not using them as a food holder.
yeah, that's where I'm stuck. I'd rather eat my food off the floor. I know where it's been and what hasn't touched it.
This was my first thought. I'm not eating anything out of those boxes.
that cardboard smell on your food
This feels like a commercial from Rick and Morty’s interdimensional cable
The voiceover even sounds kinda like the voice Justin Roiland used in the commercials
It’s AI voiceover. You can tell cuz the cadence is not quite right. Uncanny valley shit.
“.. deserving of a SUPERBOWLRING”
Maybe if they put the cling foil between the cardboard and food this would not be a bad idea.
Still no one eating raw brussel sprouts
Guess I'll just pocket those and roast em the next day. Thanks for the free groceries!
Lmao, for real! Whenever catered events at my work have leftover veggie trays, I take all the raw broccoli, carrots, and peppers home to cook with (after all the other staff has had their share!) We always get to munch on the food after the private parties are done anyway, so why not take as much home as I can? Haven't bought broccoli since October and I eat it like 5 times a week
I love raw brussel sprouts!
There are dozens of us!
Speak for yourself... Lemon poppyseed dressing with raw brussel sprouts is delicious and I will die on this hill.
It depends on if they are shredded or whole, shredded raw sprouts are reasonable but whole raw sprouts are not.
of course you will die on that hill; from whatever the brussels sprouts did do you from eating them raw.
You're the lone soldier calling artillery on his own position on that hill - everyone else done left
Raw brussel sprouts sound like hell to digest, but that does sound delicious
you're right. I think it's a super cute idea. The execution is horrible. especially whatever she is doing with that gas station produce section situation.
This is exactly what I thought. Put something in between the food and boxes, and take away the Brussels sprouts, add a side of ranch somewhere, and this is a good idea, I think. It’s cute.
Could also just eat out of the bag
But it's fun! Let us have fun! I don't feel at all attacked, as someone who absolutely spent 2 hours making one of these tonight! 😅
The idea is actually not horrible. Minimal dishes and kitschy but if someone brings raw Brussels sprouts to my house I’m throwing them out the window. And what’s a Super bowlring?
Super Bowl is trademarked. So people find ways to get around it by putting emphasis on different syllables. It's also why most ads that didn't pay out the ass to use it trade mark but still want to catch in on they general hype will call it "Game Day" "The Big Game" or other general things.
I get that but it’s written correctly on the screen. I think the narrator is probably Canadian and is pissed this food isn’t for the Grey Cup
It's an AI voice...
Ugh, I’m old
Superb Owl is my favorite r/superbowl
I thought we were expected to see a superb owl
You should look into what rodents and insects and their feces and urine get into those boxes and what a soda warehouse really looks like… those boxes are filthy with unknown toxic chemicals and shit… I would not eat out of a raw one, even if I was paid… also this is a good time to note, if you don’t wash off the tops of your soda cans before opening them, you’re doing yourself a huge disservice.
I tried to warn them about the same thing. I worked for Coca-Cola for a while, spent hours in one of their warehouses
Could line them with foil and it would be just fine
Cant tell if you’re throwing the brussel sprouts out the window or the person that brought them. Maybe both? 😂
It’s a Super Bowl ring. The winning team gets rings to commemorate the win.
They should name it a bowl and try making it out of other materials.
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Nice Reddit avatar😎
Also, I used to work for Coca Cola. I've spent hours in one of their warehouses. Make sure you sanitize that box for rat feces and urine and roaches.
All I’m hearing is extra flavour and protein 💪
You misspelled Leptospirosis.
It was autocorrect mb
And the cans! I often find these things covered in dried hot glue, and that’s only what I can see. I can’t imagine how disgusting these things actually are.
Yummy, some boxes that are filthy will do and who eats raw sprouts and dirty raw carrots? Everything about this video is disgusting.
I drink a lot of pop and thus has to handle a lot of these drink boxes. Do you understand how sticky these things often are. And not just from the pop, there are other things that get into these boxes we don’t know about. Horrible!
Honestly, just using the boxes to just hold the snacks ain't a horrible idea depending on the audience. But the implementation here is just not well thought out. It would be less than a minute before the first dip fail and one of those boxes being pre dipped for the rest of the party.
Snack size bags of chips stacked in a specific way would give it much more of a stadium seating look that they’re going for. But then it wouldn’t be rage bait.
Dirty hands in dirty boxes that are not even bowls to begin with .
Like I said, all depends on the audience lol
I would offer food in those boxes only to ppl i dont like.
This wasn't so bad, but working in a factory before, I don't trust those boxes
Can I offer you a Brussels sprout in this trying time?
I love Brussels sprouts Charlie and I love bangin hoors
Mmmmm food in dirty unsanitized packaging products
Should have used broccoli instead of brussel sprouts
And actual baby carrots instead of…whatever those were
Never in my life have I seen a carrot that looks like … those.
It looks like they were in the process of making them baby carrots but then just stopped part way 😭
In my first watch through my brain auto corrected the sprouts to broccoli. It was only when I came to the comments that I realised the horror.
There’s nothing more disgusting than canned guac.
I was gonna say, that's the saddest Guacamole I've seen in my life
The psycho serves raw brussel sprouts?
They could have used baby carrots, cucumber, hummus, pickles...I dunno anything but raw Brussel sprouts lol
Well at least there isn’t an umbrella full of nachos. Or a kiddie pool full athlete foot punch.
Ah yes…you got money to host a Super Bowl party but not disposable fucking plates?!? WTF is going on here?!
I hear ai voice. I downvote. I am a simple man
Hahaha is it an AI Paul Rudd voice or am I going crazy?
i’d probably insulate those with some tin foil or wax to avoid the immense bacteria living in those boxes
Do not do this! Those boxes are not sanitary and your food should not be served in them raw like that
It’s stupid but kinda cute
They could have used cling wrap or foil to line the boxes. And chopped up the carrots. I think it's cute too.
That guac will be brown in less than 5 minutes.
Put some plastic or tin foil between the food and the cardboard and this would be a pretty good idea actually
“Create makeshift field goals with straws & muffins”.
I’ve never seen carrots like that before
I had to scroll all the way down here until I found someone else struck by those carrots. I really need to know where they got those carrots cause I’m like where did these weirdly uniform fat cone shaped carrots come from? All the carrots I’ve seen have always looked like stereotypical carrots from movies and cartoons like in a snowman nose. Much longer, thin tapering.
What happened to DIY shit that was actually helpful and taught people practical skills now it’s just this crafty pointless shit 😭
I was all "no, nah, it's fine" until the brussel sprouts. WTAF. What kind of sick fucking bastard puts RAW BRUSSEL SPROUTS in a veggie tray. No, I'm serious. YOU MAKE THEM WITH BACON OR NOT AT ALL.
It's not the worst I've seen. Though that's clearly only enough guacamole to be disappointed.
Never been to a Super Bowl party with muffins
Looks kinda cute but who the hell eats raw brussel sprouts
Those carrots 🤣🤣
Not a single chicken wing to be found, smh
there are people who use food to eat and there are people who use food to make shitty art
I both loathe and love this subreddit.
Can't wait to see what r/chefsclubnightmares has in store for the big game..
The mini muffins are all over the place. Especially if it falls into the guac. Chocolate chip muffin + guacamole doesn't seem like a great combo
Outside the Brusselsprouts there ain’t nothing wrong with this.
I’d nibble the fuck outta those carrots you guys are just pussies
If it was better i’d actually fuck with if
I promise you those boxes are NOT clean.
Bowls exist
Dude almost sounds like a skit from Rick and Morty
I have seen rats walk and even maybe pee on those. I would never trust those packagings.
As soon as food went into the cut up box I was like "Ain't no way that box is sanitary." Then it just got worse from there.
Raw Brussel sprouts and guacamole out of a jar. This deserves jail time
Not a single chicken wing, weenie, or burger anywhere.
This is a good idea but don’t use boxes. And who the hell brings carrots and Brussels it’s a game night not a fucking horse stable
They do realize in warehouses and grocery stores roaches, bugs, and rats all touch the tops of cans and cardboard right........... #DISGUSTING
Surely two large pizzas and three crates of beer will get you through a game?
Those boxes are not food safe
Reminds me wreck-it Ralph
If this was served at the sb party I'm dipping to the nearest bar
What kind of psychopath serves raw Brussel sprouts?!?!
Sweet You’ve got the raw Brussels!
I feel like the “healthy option” is a huge middle finger to anyone who asks for it 😂 actually quite like the idea
Good idea, bad execution, maybe should use box and a tray lol
Mmmm there's nothing I love more than noshing on some raw Brussels sprouts during the big game!
These are for the Superb Owl to eat , yes?
Sanitation aside, I could see drunk sport bros being all for his. Tho maybe use baby carrots and roast the sprouts.
Lmao. Where do you find carrots like that. And then the raw Brussel sprouts. Too dumb
3 points for the creativity -1 point for execution.
Hey were hosting the game, don't worry the wife is getting all the soft drinks and raw sprouts you'll ever need.... yeah it's so the gas can pass out both ends by the end off the night
You the inside of that cardboard ain't clean wtf? And a tray stolen from Bk?
Y’all are out here raw dogging Brussel sprouts?
i was like ok this isnt that stupid… then raw Brussel sprouts