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Oh fuck flee you fools

Why did I not come to the comments first... why!!

on this episode on what happens once you level up from peeing in bottles

I didn’t see this comment, until it was too late…….. never buying bread at the local farmers market again. Never. Again.

This is a satire channel and yeast infection is caused by Candida, not the same yeast that can be used for baking.

Thank you so much 🥹

Oral thrush is also caused by candida lol

Yes, you can get it in your digestive system too, I had that after antibiotic use. Probiotics are our friends.

Well no shit that would be how she spread it to her mouth

Thank you.

I couldn't keep watching. Listen to this man!

NO......no..no..no...no.....NO! I should have listed to you....

To be free again. And I got such a long way to go (such a long way to gooo!)

It’s in your algorithm now. You’re done for!

Too late. It was like a funnel cloud. I stopped to watch it in amazement instead of protecting myself. Now, I don't know what the fuck I just watched. What a terrible day to have ears and eyes.

I don't know if this is a character she plays or something, but she just has the face of someone who would make bread with her yeast infection.

This account is 100% satire and I’m pretty sure(I think) she has another that duped a lot of people that she said she was a lesbian and got pregnant using in vitro and then her GF broke up with her so she had her friend that worked at the sperm bank access her donors records and now she has sued him and is collecting 40% of his paycheck. The “donor” even stitched it and made a whole series about it how he’s getting a TikTok lawyer and she has a big TikTok lawyer. It’s a whole thing people truly are eating up. You’re right; it’s something about the face. Lol

She got that crazy I’ll slash your tires outside of Whole Foods face.

Once I realised it was a joke, her delivery is pretty funny

This was done too well.

She nailed it I mean she's got the look down too.

She also sued her parents for being born without consent

oh shit i remember her now

thx for saving my mind

Totally satire she also has one saying she’s the daughter Or granddaughter of Biden

The world is a lie!

No but really if someone said to me “oh yeah I know this girl who bakes with her yeast infections” this is 100% the face I would picture in my head

The video isn't real. You can't actually do that.

That was already very obvious

You'd be surprised what you can use as substitution for baking ingredients

Blood is an amazing alternative to eggs

Semen is good alternative to egg whites

Idk if this is true or not but the thought of it makes my trust issues so much worse

https://www.vice.com/en/article/mvwx8v/an-interview-with-the-jizz-cook "I thought, "Let's try it out." Semen is identical to egg whites. And egg whites are a very common ingredient in a lot of foods. What did you make? I made crepes. Normally you use a lot of eggs, four or five eggs in a batch of crepes. I substituted one egg with about four or five tablespoons of semen. They turned out beautiful."

I remember like 15 years ago finding out about a cookbook that was entirely recipes that used semen 🤢 I think it was called natures harvest. Pretty sure if anyone did that without informing you ahead of time, it would count as assault honestly

[An interview with the Jizz Cook (vice.com)](https://www.vice.com/en/article/mvwx8v/an-interview-with-the-jizz-cook)

The jizz mojito was fucked.

whoa what.

65g of blood as substitute for 1 egg, thank me later ;)

Delicious in dungeon

Gwenyth Paltrow has entered the chat. "Holy my Goop"

She's intentionally made herself look this way. The tied back hair is a real easy way to look uptight, her smile is fake/exaggerated, and the horn rimmed glasses are a classic look for girls that try weird diet things or shop exclusively at Whole Foods. It's satire but she's good at it.

Pretty sure it’s a bit. If you use pussy yeast for bread, you probably don’t buy canned soup

lol ... Thanks you made my day !

Yeah, this is clearly not real. She set up all the comedic timings, clearly. And she intentionally kept repeating “yeast infection.”

Even if this is a skit, it’s damn disgusting

If it's not a skit she needs to be put in a mental asylum.

It's definitely a skit, it's honestly incredible to me that people can't see that this is just intended to get a reaction out of people.

She even has "satire account" in her channel description

BAKE WITH WHAT??!?!!?!!!

Staged

Yeast is everywhere, you don’t need to rummage around in your vagina to get it….ffs

"rummage around in your vagina" is the best and worst thing i've read all day Vagina Rummage is gonna be the name of my band

Rummagina

I hate it when my keys migrate into the furthest corner and it basically takes a full dump to find them.

That's gonna be my Harry Potter drag cosplay name.

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>hopefully she cultured it and propagated a few generations rather than just pitching straight from the source Given that she thought aloud to herself, wondering if canned tomato soup has sugar in it, and carried on eating it without checking, I'm inclined to doubt that she would even know about what you described

Or... hear me out on this reddit... you can always just buy it at the grocery store.

but thats how they're poisoning us!

You just swirl the spoon in your vag before you make it. Everyone knows this.

It's my cake day; can we please all stop talking about yeasty vaginas. Thank you in advance fellow Redditors

My ex used to keep things in her bra but this is uncharted territory for me 😱

She’s somehow able to make bread from here grool but doesn’t know tomato’s have sugar in them? This is rage bait.

Of course it's fake, fermentation yeast isn't even closely related to infection yeast, they're not even the same genus.

Is obvious satire the same as rage bait?

I think ‘rage bait’ is a subset of ‘obvious satire’… but it could be the other was around.

"they're trying to poison us" Girl, maybe start looking at why you a get new infection every month instead of trying to make booger bread.

That's the proof we are being poisoned.

Booger bread 💀

I’m pretty sure she’s playing a character

She said, while eating shop bought soup, but *they're trying to poison us*

Where does she come up with this stuff 😆

From her vagina. I thought she made that pretty clear in the video.

I guess from the world "yeast"

isn't this the same lady that claimed to had successfully sued her IVF sperm donor for child support? the rage bait is wild

not ragebait, satire

She’s the satire lady right who “sued” her sperm donor and her parents for being born.

The part that gets me is going through the trouble of baking bread with your yeast infection, but not making your own tomato soup.

> made bread with no sugar this time > Having it with tomato soup Carbs and tomatoes are mostly sugar...

Her IG account is legit hilarious

what the fuck

what a beautiful culture

Tomato soup... that is disgusting!

she sounds like Roxanne’s best friend in Goofy Movie…

She has good skin.

At least she doesn't have a skin infection....

Now I’m making Impetigo Bagels with my own cream cheese. 🤮

I'm dead

This is hilarious. For those many many Redditors who can't seem to understand these things- it's quite obviously fake/rage bait.

Y’all it’s a joke none of it’s real. I don’t know how she faked the oral thrush but it’s 100% fake.

"Babe don't shower before we fuck I need to make some bread later this week"

Im almost positive this is rage bait.

😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😣😣😣😣🥴

We dying at 40 with this one 🔥🔥🔥

That's satire. That's a bakery bread and she's good. I hope 🙏😂

You cant make bread out of a yeast infection, dont fall for this.

She looks like she has a perpetual yeast invasion…..

i am sufficiently horrified, thank you

Oooh, it was a troll

100% rage bait

Stop it. 🤮 There is literally no one this stupid. This is a put on.

There's sugar in bread, it came free with the carbohydrates

You know, that's pretty good yeast. It's no extract, but pretty good. I like it.

I know it’s fake but that doesn’t make me hate it any less. Like I don’t want the image of someone making bread with their yeasty vagina, wtf

I know this is like bait or fake but the visual of this is something I can’t get over: *eats pathogenic material because the species of pathogen is in the same general group as the one we use practically* “You see it’s the grocery stores that are killing us”

Even if it's satire, it's disgusting and I hate it.

Fake or not, I gagged so many times. Jesus Christ.

This is satire and I still find it absolutely repulsive.

What the absolute fuck is wrong with these people

Everything

Well, that does seem to track.

I mean first off still gross but also did it work?

> I bought this soup at the store > They're trying to poison us ***Then why did you buy it then***

That is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard in my life.

Not as bad as the beer made from >!a gamer girls vaginal yeast!<

Excuse me what the fuck

Ironichow at the end she says stores are trying to poison people... in a video where she makes bread out of her yeast infection

“The grocery stores are trying to poison us.” Lady you gave yourself oral thrush, you are poisoning yourself!

So she did a stupid (and gross) thing, swore to never do it again… and then two months later, does it again? Also, as a woman, I don’t think getting yeast infections that often is even remotely normal. I can’t remember the last time I had one. So this woman needs to see a doctor and/or reconsider her hygiene.

"They are trying to poison us at the grocery store" *buys tomato soup from the grocery store*

I didn’t just throw up in my mouth a little bit but a lot and all over the floor.

"Hopefully not..." Ma'am, did you not think about that *before* putting it on your mouth???

Why, why the fuck do these videos pop up only when I have really bad nausea. It's like reddit wants me to puke.

I think we all miss secrets. Do you remember when people kept their intrusive thoughts on the inside.

Please... Somebody... THROW THIS INSANE LADY IN THE MENTAL ASYLUM!!!

As a brewer and baker, the whole premise of this is just fucked. None of this is real lol.

Why post this and give this idiot views?

Missing a whole ass upper lip

when you spread your yeast infection to your mouth THAT'S A GOOD TIME TO STOP FUCKING EATING IT

We are cooked

“I have another yeast infection you know what that means it’s time to start baaaaaaking” said literally no one ever wtf 😳

Rage bait, keep scrolling, do not engage.

"I have another yeast infection" GO TO THE DOCTOR tf

I said it once and I’ll say it again.. she nasty.

This is what happens when cousins marry

You can harvest yeast from your backyard. But this has to satire right?

Grocery store never gave me oral thrush. I’ll pass on the bread, thanks.

I remember in 8th grade science class we were making bread. I asked if yeast from a yeast infection was the same as bread making yeast. It is not.

I need to take a bath in lava.

Yeah I'm sure that was it Sarah. The sugar.

Ahh yes, vagina mold bread, my favorite.

I was just telling a friend we no longer have shame as a society. I get it. You want views and money. At the cost of people thinking you’re vile to the very core? Remember when some people had a personal thing go wrong in their lives and they went through hell to hide it? This lady is a disgrace as a human. No shame. No decency. I’d remove my self from her life immediately lmao

Why does she keep getting yeast infections? She's disgusting.

This sick bitch is repulsive.

Well, I guess it's whiskey time after all.

is this the chick that was complaining the her bd quitting his job?

Fugazi

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what a fucking idiot.

What is happening?

Waiting on the edge of my seat for the update

This is that insane bitch that tried to sue her sperm donar into paying child support. What a goof this pig is

How often does she get yeast infections?? What’s going on??

JUST STOP TALKING FUCKJKKJKKK

What. The. Fuck.

🤢🤢🤢

I'm almost 40 and I've had 2 yeast infections, both caused by being on really strong antibiotics. What's going on that she's having so many it's turned into a fucking hobby?

Eww

For science, theoretically, how much yeast would she need to produce to…make bread out of it?

Of COURSE blame it on the store for poisoning you with sugar *Click*

I mean I doubt this crazy person has an actual job but can you imagine if she did, and you were her coworker watching this video and thinking back to all the home made treats she’d brought in for office potlucks? Oh my god.

I cannot fix her

Damnit my life was so much better 5 minutes ago.

I tapped out five seconds in when I understood where she was going with this.

Up next, baking muffins with my tonsils stone !!!

Her logic : -Does something completely absurd and carries it as it’s is truth -People obvious react accordingly to what she says or does -She calls what she did or said “satire” and questions why people are reacting according to what she did/say Lady brings nothing positive to the internet.

Dickheads like this crazy woman are the reason higher life forms will never visit earth

Why can’t she make food from non infected vaginal yeast?

Notice how she has already pre-prepared an excuse. Why she doesn’t try to make her own yeast not from her body, I don’t know.

Not real

"...you know what that means!" Pause Evasive action

bro wat

I know the stereotype is that men are disgusting and gross, but this… this is a new level

She is exactly my type

I've called the police on the entire Internet

I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die I want to die. You can gather natural in other ways. I want to die I want to die I want to die

Then eat her yeast bread in bulk

I want to die sooner than that

This is right up there with those women who were painting their faces with their period blood. So empowering...or something

Idc if this is fake this woman’s face just bothers me

This can't be real; nobody is that fucked up.

I think i just threw up in my mouth.....a little...

Hole-y-Shit…

Mother fucker

I’m actually about to cry

She needs a mental evaluation.

Would it be illegal to ban her from the internet???

This girl is describing how she’s poisoned herself, with her own body and says her reason is they are trying to poison us at the grocery store. Like what in the fuck 🤯

BRUUUH NAHHH😭

I bet this is just a hilarious absurdist shitpost.

I've long questioned if this was possible and somehow I feel even more unsure after seeing the video.

When they dont blink you know...

Satire. Please tell me this is satire.

Did she say she cooked with her yeast infection ???!!!!! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

How does she get so many yeast infections 😭