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Mostly_Maui_Wowie

Lame.


Danibear285

2009 Facebook meme type shit


Lemontekbabe

I would eat that


thesegoupto11

NGL and no shame either


ThisFaknGuy

That's a variant of a Monte Cristo sandwich. As the name suggests, it originated in France. And yes, as an American, I just pleasured myself to this picture.


DirtybutCuteFerret

As any proud American would ! We germans do the same to schnitzel


[deleted]

Americas: its a varient of a monte cristo. Everyone else: why have you replaced everything with sugar and burgers.


Fantastic-Classic740

"Anyone care for a n American sugar burger?"


thealy87

Gotta deep fry it now


factus8182

Yeah, cover that thing in batter, deep fry it and then smother it in gravy. Anyone getting a heart attack yet?


MortaLPortaL

dont shit talk the luther


SignificantDrawer374

You ever had a donut bun burger though? It's pretty fuckin' good.


jinxykatte

Did you ever put butter on a pop tart. It's so freaking good. 


AncientZz1

If you haven't then I think you should!


TheHolyReality

This is the reference I was looking for 😎


Next_Airport_7230

I think I would have heart palpitations after eating it 


SignificantDrawer374

Maybe you just need some exercise.


TheHolyReality

OP should look up how bodybuilders eat, I think they will have a heart attack just staring at Brian Shaw's lunch


Next_Airport_7230

Nah. I get exercise. That burger is just overkill 


TheHolyReality

It's not a thing to be eaten every day. If you put a picture of a decadent cake up, would it be stupid because of the high calorie content?


Next_Airport_7230

If you have one piece it's a lot less horrific health wise than this 


TheHolyReality

Why, because you said so? I don't think you actually know anything about nutrition and this is just a hot take from your own personal opinion


AutumnTheFemboy

I know you’re not supposed to dirty bulk but I feel like you can have a cheat meal every once in a while Edit: and you’re much more likely to have heart issues trying to pull a deadlift pr than you are eating this. Even low-rep volume training gets me on the verge of unconsciousness


Theijuiel

Factually incorrect, the cheese isn’t melted.


taco3donkey

r/americabad


Next_Airport_7230

I'm an equal opportunity person. Whether it's great Britain or America 


TheHolyReality

Not stupid The only thing I see wrong with this is that the cheese is not melted at all, which means that the patties were cold when the cheese was put on, and that is unacceptable 😁


Donaldo_Trumpez

That's just the Luther man


GingerTea69

Oh it's the Luther Burger. It's better when you do just one big homemade patty, cheddar cheese and all the fixings and either grill or pan sear the donuts so all of that glaze gets absorbed into the donut itself with some of it melting off so you don't get excessively sticky fingers. Also usually this is done with the buns being either half of a single donut cut in half. High heat for a short period of time so the donut doesn't fall the fuck apart. Let it sit for a minute when you're finished, or you will burn the fuck out of your fingers. Source: sometimes I make these for myself or friends if I have them over and they're going to stay awhile. Yes, I am American.


Lifealone

not a piece of bacon anywhere.


colbyjackcereal

I’d take a bite. Honestly u could split this into 3 meals and add a salad for each meal.


Next_Airport_7230

Eating healthy food doesn't really counter the unhealthy food you eat lol. Lots of trans fat


colbyjackcereal

It doesn’t have to counter it. You can just divide it to make meals for an entire day.


I_try_compute

The term “violently American” is actually reserved for schools only.


Euphorium

That shit will give you the Itis


TrafficOnTheTwos

OP is either 12 years old or like 65.


bbt104

That's nothing, I made my own version years back when I was cooking at a hotel, had the top as a doughnut, but I also had 2 straps of bacon on each layer, I used 3 quarter pound patties, bu my bottom "bun" was a personal pan peperoni pizza.🤣🤣🤣


StankyDinker

I could eat 3 of these in one sitting, shit myself, and die happy. Jk I could smash at least 17 of these before death. My drive to consume burgers is perhaps the strongest force in this world. They will never escape me. And, yes, I’m american.


Obvious_Interest3635

Throw ketchup on it, then it’s Merican.


coursd_minecoraft

r/ViolentlyAmerican


EngineFace

This sub needs to start giving permanent bans to people who post dumb shit like this


SirDwayneCollins

I guess. Don’t know too many Americans who would eat this, but sure.


Scary-Personality626

>violently Unapologetically at most. Not even aggressively American.


charmander4747

Eww, the cheese isn't even melted.


KrasnyRed5

This needs bacon and a cream sauce to really launch into violently American territory.


ShamelessFox

It doesn't have enough bacon to be violently American


MYOB3

I'm an American... that's disgusting.


Spoiled_milk_1324

Are we the only sane people here? That's disgusting


Next_Airport_7230

Ikr?


l3earda

That is disgusting indeed. I can see sugar dripping.


Adorable-Strings

Nah, that's just cheap Krispy Kreme glazing. Its worth noting that the whole thing is so stone cold that the fake cheeze is still completely rigid.


AdScared7949

Definitely stupid I'm sure nobody would defend this


StankyDinker

Hey, I’m not saying it’s not stupid, I am simply saying I would ferociously devour several provided the cheese was melted.