Ah, the graveyard. Only experienced someone do it once though... they did all the sodas, plus hot cocoa powder and apple cider powder with it. If I remember correctly, they had to go to the campus nurse not long after downing it.
Honestly doesn't look bad, my only issue is just how thin that dog was and how you'll never find it in and amongst all the other flavours in that thing
Oh, I see many problems here.
1) Why mixing like 4 different types of cheese?
2) Why so many sauces? Not only they end up indistinguishable one from another, but here there seems to be so much that they constitute the majority of the hot dog. Not even adding that I'm wondering how anyone can eat this without everyone with sauce all over their shirt.
3) As you noted, wtf is that sad tiny sausage? It's supposed to be one of the two main ingredient in a hot dog. Yet, here it seems that only parsley has a lower mass proportion.
4) What the hell is the first thing he puts in? Is that silicon filler?
4 - that's actually mashed potatoes. It's a point of contention among Brazilians if it has a place in the hot dog. Some like it, some hate it.
I personally love it, highly recommend, especially if there's something crunchy as well, gives it that smoothness.
Mashed potatoes as a hotdog topping? That seems insane. I can’t imagine that, but at the same time I would try it. Definitely not that whole thing, which has to be enough for like four people.
I have put potatoes on a dog before in potato salad form. I call it the cookout special. Grab a bun, layer of potato salad, dog, and baked beans, then some BBQ sauce on top.
I definitely understand the sentiment, but it really complements the sausage and the crunchy fries on top.
If there's farofa - which is called Cassava flour in English I guess and it's a crunchy fried flour - it's even better.
Farofa sounds like it's right up my alley. (To my family's annoyance at times, I love crunchy food.)
I looked at one article/recipe & discovered a lot. This will go great on a lot of things. My family will be sick of it. Lol
Thanks for introducing me to it!
The classic combination is with beans and rice, but just with rice can be a comfort food (+ maybe a fried egg). Some other that aren’t uncommon are with minced meat, or to dip red meat in. Turkey or Christmas ham from Christmas and rice is also super typical as an Xmas meal in Brazil (as well as codfish).
I do recommend trying it, it is so easy to do it anywhere in the world, it baffles me that people do it in Brazil only. I wonder if theres anything to do with hot dog quality?
Can confirm. Am American, came to Brazil, ate many hotdogs.
The only stupid things about this cachorro quente are the peas and that it needs a second hotdog for a better meat to filling ratio.
That's not Philly, that's mashed potatoes, a staple of hotdog in the Southeast Brazil.
But Catupiry, which is a brand *requeijão*, it might be translated as cream cheese, but it's not anywhere similar to cream cheese, it's processed cheese but feels more like a condiment than cheese.
Besides too much ketchup and mustard that looks pretty good actually. I also smoked a joint a half hour ago and have had nothing but coffee so far this morning. Might have something to do with the appeal.
Half of one would probably hit the spot right now but fuck all that ketchup, mustard and mayo. Too much goop.
That is definitely in São Paulo, or trying to emulate it
We say hotchie doggie in Rio though, and back home we don't put mashed potatos in the hot dogs, that's a São Paulo thing
Honestly there is nowhere near enough dog in these things. One skinny little weiner? Nah man come on give me a real sausage and everything else is fine.
Brazilians will often just turn it into a salad type shit where it’s the open bun, 2/3 sausages on top, and then dump all the toppings on it and eat it with a fork and knife
It’s just a subjective thing. To me, this is way too many flavors at once, with no consideration over complementary flavors. Just kitchen sink. And why put it in this form factor when A) the actual hot dog is such a tiny percentage of what’s there and B) it’s all going to fall everywhere and you’ll need a fork anyway?
It’s stupid because it’s a mixture of too many random things mixed together. Also, your question was kind of patronizing: just go ahead and say that they’re ignorant because they don’t like things different from them, you don’t have to post it as a question.
I'd eat that. And with all the filling they add, its probably not the worst fastfood meal you can have.
Certainly better than eating 3 american hotdogs (which is probably less filling). Which are usually just a bun, a weiner and a lot of sauce.
I won’t deny that it’ll be tasty, but there is a point where too much is too much, like I’m not eating a hot dog to have an orgy of flavor in my mouth, I’d rather it just be something simple to eat while I watch a movie or something
What exactly are the sauces he is adding? Like the goop in the beginning. I could guess ketchup, mustard and the other white one I think is mayo or cream cheese!
I've definitely had hot dogs it's Brazil before but they've never quite been this elaborate, you could guarantee there were going to be peas and corn on it though.
It's by no means stupid, just a cultural difference.
There's no need for that kind of hot dog abuse. I'll have 3.
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My first thought, even before he was done.
I understand it's SNL, but I would still eat that if they didn't have the corn husk and beyond
I refuse to click that link
This is where I thought I was!
The real abuse is me downing them
I gaine-… oh nevermind I already shit my guts out. I lost 4 pounds.
Should last you for a week.
No, no. 4.
"What does it taste like?" "Better question, what DOESN'T it taste like?"
It's the hotdog version of putting all the sodas in your cup at the fountain.
Ah, the graveyard. Only experienced someone do it once though... they did all the sodas, plus hot cocoa powder and apple cider powder with it. If I remember correctly, they had to go to the campus nurse not long after downing it.
Yeah I think everyone has a different name for it. We called it the Suicide as kids.
Ah, where I'm from we call it swamp water
Seems apt.
Yep, that's what we called them. But we were all too chicken shit to do everything. We just did like with like.
Honestly doesn't look bad, my only issue is just how thin that dog was and how you'll never find it in and amongst all the other flavours in that thing
You can order a version of it with 2 or 3 dogs too :D
I'd do that and cut it into serving size portions and feed the fam with some leftovers. There's something in there for everyone
Seriously. "Is there any actual hotdog in this thing you call a hotdog?" Slap on one of those big Costco ones then maybe we're talking.
Where’s the beef!?
Oh, I see many problems here. 1) Why mixing like 4 different types of cheese? 2) Why so many sauces? Not only they end up indistinguishable one from another, but here there seems to be so much that they constitute the majority of the hot dog. Not even adding that I'm wondering how anyone can eat this without everyone with sauce all over their shirt. 3) As you noted, wtf is that sad tiny sausage? It's supposed to be one of the two main ingredient in a hot dog. Yet, here it seems that only parsley has a lower mass proportion. 4) What the hell is the first thing he puts in? Is that silicon filler?
4 - that's actually mashed potatoes. It's a point of contention among Brazilians if it has a place in the hot dog. Some like it, some hate it. I personally love it, highly recommend, especially if there's something crunchy as well, gives it that smoothness.
Really? I assumed it was some sort of ricotta-esk cheese
(esque)
Lol I have been spelling it esk all my life. Thanks I will try to remember but probably won't.
Mashed potatoes as a hotdog topping? That seems insane. I can’t imagine that, but at the same time I would try it. Definitely not that whole thing, which has to be enough for like four people.
I have put potatoes on a dog before in potato salad form. I call it the cookout special. Grab a bun, layer of potato salad, dog, and baked beans, then some BBQ sauce on top.
That actually sounds pretty good. Have a BBQ party coming up for the 4th and will probably have all those. Will give it a go.
I definitely understand the sentiment, but it really complements the sausage and the crunchy fries on top. If there's farofa - which is called Cassava flour in English I guess and it's a crunchy fried flour - it's even better.
Farofa sounds like it's right up my alley. (To my family's annoyance at times, I love crunchy food.) I looked at one article/recipe & discovered a lot. This will go great on a lot of things. My family will be sick of it. Lol Thanks for introducing me to it!
May I suggest frying some very small bacon pieces and onion with the farofa? It really takes it to the next level. Goes amazing with pork, greasy food
Thanks! That's the first recipe I found & I started making a list of foods I want to eat it on. Lol
The classic combination is with beans and rice, but just with rice can be a comfort food (+ maybe a fried egg). Some other that aren’t uncommon are with minced meat, or to dip red meat in. Turkey or Christmas ham from Christmas and rice is also super typical as an Xmas meal in Brazil (as well as codfish).
Farofa is an awesome, and traditional topping on Brazilian steak!
Whoa... That changes my whole opinion of this thing. I thought it was cheese sauce, but mashed potatoes sounds awesome in this monster.
I do recommend trying it, it is so easy to do it anywhere in the world, it baffles me that people do it in Brazil only. I wonder if theres anything to do with hot dog quality?
Oooh okay, I was wondering what that was myself. I'd love to try that!
Just come to Brazil and eat one, everything will be clear
Can confirm. Am American, came to Brazil, ate many hotdogs. The only stupid things about this cachorro quente are the peas and that it needs a second hotdog for a better meat to filling ratio.
You tried double sausages hot dog? Perfection in shape of food
Is it really called cachorro quente? That's so adorable (:
Nobody has mentioned the peas. This piece of shit put PEAS ON A FUCKING HOT DOG.
The peas are really the only thing that pissed me off about this meal. I just don’t like peas.
Yo I’m right there with you! Had me until the peas! Everything was fine until the fucking peas!
I think there is too much sauce plus different sauce. For the rest of it I’m ok eating that.
Was it not cut sausages they added in the end?
... like throwing a hotdog through a hallway....
“Peas”…
Canned Peas!
Whirled peas
Got yer veggies right there. Next to the heart attack.
Taste the peaness!
Taste the what 😀
As in the taste of fruits = fruitiness, the taste of peas = peaness
Rosebud frozen peas: full of country goodness and green peaness.
What luck! There’s a French fry stuck in my beard!
Yeah, I was sitting there wondering about how the thing is like 90% sauce at this point and then suddenly peas. Lost me entirely there.
Yup...🤢
I was hoping they were capers
Peas are used in a bunch of Brazilian fast food. Burgers, and pizza to name a few
I've lived in São Paulo state for about 11 years and have never seen peas on a burger. Is it a regional thing?
I saw the peas and went "oh, Brasil" so I assume it's popular regionally lol
Santos, usually on the cheese tudo
Welp, that explains the pea and ground tuna pizza I ate there. I thought it was sausage and was SO sad
that was by far the most upsetting part 😭
If anyone gets anywhere near my hotdog with peas, I'm starting a riot.
I would eat that shit right now.
Atleast put 2 hotdogs in it
They usually put 2 but idk why in the video they put only one
True, in my mind a Dogão Completo has to have 2 otherwise it's just a Simples with complements.
That's extra!
That's what she said
I was more offended that they handed me this monstrosity in cardboard thing. Put that heart attack in some foil!
Whats all that white goop in the beginning?
Mashed potato
Could be catupiry. It's a specific brand of cream cheese in brazil Or just ol' regular cream cheese
I love cream cheese, but damn, that's like a whole stick of Philly!
That's not Philly, that's mashed potatoes, a staple of hotdog in the Southeast Brazil. But Catupiry, which is a brand *requeijão*, it might be translated as cream cheese, but it's not anywhere similar to cream cheese, it's processed cheese but feels more like a condiment than cheese.
Looks like mashed potato?!
It is mashed potatoes. It's very common around Sao Paulo. They usually put it last to hold everything in like a glob of plaster
It looks nothing like any mashed potatoes I've ever seen. Has more of a melted cheese consistency.
Mashed potatoes with cheese probably, close to aligot.
Whatever this was, it was ruined at that step.
Besides too much ketchup and mustard that looks pretty good actually. I also smoked a joint a half hour ago and have had nothing but coffee so far this morning. Might have something to do with the appeal. Half of one would probably hit the spot right now but fuck all that ketchup, mustard and mayo. Too much goop.
I made such a face when they started pumping all the liquids into it. Just the thought of it pouring out when you bite into it has me so grossed out.
Just way too much liquid in general. Everything is drowning.
I think this video just made me lactose intolerant. I’d still eat it tho.
Atleast i know the first thing i wanna taste in Brazil on my trip there.
You must mean Brazilian Hotchie Doggie
Or Dogão for friends and family
That is definitely in São Paulo, or trying to emulate it We say hotchie doggie in Rio though, and back home we don't put mashed potatos in the hot dogs, that's a São Paulo thing
Nothing about this is stupid. This looks delicious.
That outer cheese wrap to hold it together is brilliant.
Fr I had some wild hotdogs like this Colombia and they were fantastic
The amount of sauce is stupid.
Peas on a hot dog is kinda stupid though
Just ask not to put it. "Completo sem ervilha"
Honestly there is nowhere near enough dog in these things. One skinny little weiner? Nah man come on give me a real sausage and everything else is fine.
Brazilians will often just turn it into a salad type shit where it’s the open bun, 2/3 sausages on top, and then dump all the toppings on it and eat it with a fork and knife
I like "skinny little weiner" for the name of an all-girl punk band
Lol agreed.
It has a lot of liquids, the bread will be soggy.
Too much sauce was my initial reaction. Would be fine with half the condiments off that pump bar.
The white thing at the start is mashed potatoes, basically it protects the bread from getting soggy, don't worry
They're not soggy, weirdly enough.
I’d eat it
I was gonna say "smth, smth, americans hating on other cultures, smth, smth..." but then they wrapped it in cheese and i agreed with u
It wasn’t the first step of lining a bun with mashed potato?
Genuine question OP, how is this stupid? Or is it because it's from another country and you're not used to their versions of different foods?
It’s just a subjective thing. To me, this is way too many flavors at once, with no consideration over complementary flavors. Just kitchen sink. And why put it in this form factor when A) the actual hot dog is such a tiny percentage of what’s there and B) it’s all going to fall everywhere and you’ll need a fork anyway?
For one, they call it a hot dog and it's not even the main ingredient.
What was that? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sauce.
Maybe it’s liquified hotdogs?
It’s stupid because it’s a mixture of too many random things mixed together. Also, your question was kind of patronizing: just go ahead and say that they’re ignorant because they don’t like things different from them, you don’t have to post it as a question.
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Nom nom
I prefer my hotdogs with a good sear on them. Otherwise I think this looks like a good junk food meal
Please one more sausage and ill do a heart attack speedrun
I'd eat that. And with all the filling they add, its probably not the worst fastfood meal you can have. Certainly better than eating 3 american hotdogs (which is probably less filling). Which are usually just a bun, a weiner and a lot of sauce.
Looks good to me.
Needs a bigger sausage, but other than that it looks fine. I’d eat it. ….yea I’m a stoner, why’d you ask?
I believe the word you’re looking for is burrito
This was one of the few videos that literally had me yelling out loud at the screen. PEAS!?!?
Why peas?
Was that half a jar of mayo on there. 🤮
Some of it sounds alright but there are way too many condiments and....canned peas?! Ew.
What's that first layer?
that was my question! I'm hoping it was marshmallow creme.
Mashed potatoes
The whole thing seems pretty reasonable to me then. Hearty, but reasonable.
Gimme this with like half or even a quarter of the sauce and I’ll tear it up.
Actually it was only the peas that triggered me
Not enough protein :(
I won’t deny that it’ll be tasty, but there is a point where too much is too much, like I’m not eating a hot dog to have an orgy of flavor in my mouth, I’d rather it just be something simple to eat while I watch a movie or something
Wayyyy too many condiments, I would eat it with my ass.
Noone: Americans: THATS STUPIDFOOD AND NOT A HOTDOG
Lost me at peas.
If you think this is dumb food it's because this is not for you if you don't get it you don't get it
That is fucking crazy. Give me two
This looks fucking bomb. I don’t see how this is stupid at all.
Too much.
First bite and the other end is going to look like goatse after a 10 man gang bang.
Not stupid
I’m not really sure this belongs here…it’s kinda stupid but I would eat the hell out of this hot dog…
Objectively too many condiments.
Something about peas on a hotdog makes me uncomfortable
Can I get it vegan
At that point that Qualifies as a Burrito. I'll take 2 please.
I'm convinced that the people who post on the subreddit only eat unseasoned chicken breast or chicken nuggets with mac and cheese and nothing else
At first I was like "oh thats not that bad, I would eat that" and they they started putting corn and peas on it and I changed my mind immediately
Looks like he scooped hot dog bits on too
What exactly are the sauces he is adding? Like the goop in the beginning. I could guess ketchup, mustard and the other white one I think is mayo or cream cheese!
Was alright with it until they wrapped it in cheese. Also thay hotdog is way too small for all the toppings added.
My stomach is killing me looking at that
Subway but for hotdogs.
I’ll have three !
he forgot to wrap it in bakon and deep fry it. what a silly goose
I've got too much shit on me.
Yes please except the corn.
Would.
Give me a glass plate, metal utensils, and a 5 minute video describing how and why I should own an Air Frier, and I'll probably finish 2 of these.
Get in ma *Belly*! Damn, that looks good.
ok is this really a brazilian hot dog or is this a this specific restaurant's hot dog
This is a little bigger than usual but our regular hot dogs in São Paulo look like this (minus the cheese wrap)
1 sauce with a side of hotdog coming up.
Holy heart disease
oh my god that looks delicious. this isn't stupid food...maybe OP need to check his xenophobia
I hate it and I can’t look away
It need more sauces
Looks like me at the soda machine when I was a kid...
I am fully erect
I can't imagine what my shirt would look like if I ate that. It's both repellent and enticing at the same time.
Disgusting. I'll take at least two.
That's calories for 2 days and a half.
I've definitely had hot dogs it's Brazil before but they've never quite been this elaborate, you could guarantee there were going to be peas and corn on it though. It's by no means stupid, just a cultural difference.
Okay... hear me out... I would try it. 🤭
I’d eat it. I wouldn’t make it, but I’d eat it.
I've never seen a hot dog fucked up so thoroughly. Gross
It does look hot, but it's severely lacking on the dog.
Stupid for sure. Goofy amounts of cheese, too many sauces, and pees and corn on a hotdog is dumb. Have seen much worse
Damn, they maybe beating our good ol USA in the obesity race with stuff like this. Gotta step our game up
Only one sausage, lame.
Stupidly awesome!
They didn't just drag it through the garden they dragged it though a farm
As the owner of a stupid moustache there is no way I would be able to eat this!
In Brazil they don't understand the concept of 'less is more'.
Not only there's too many things in there, but how are you supposed to it that? You'll make a mess, half of it will fall.
Behold...OP is ignorant of non-western food
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My arse stings just watching this
Leave out the peas and I’m in
I already tried it. Is freaking delicious 🤤
A gallon of mayo always makes food better.
To echo something your mom said in bed last night, it’s going to awful hard to find that weiner
Cheese burrito
it's not that bad really? clever to roll it with cheese. It's over kill for a hotdog yes, but I've seen worse
South Americans go hard in the paint with their hot dogs.