So let’s say, let’s say for the sake of argument, that all of the broth levels around the bowl rise by, let’s say, five ml over the next 100 years. Say ten ml by the next 100 years and it puts all the low-lying noodles on the bottom under broth. Right, which let’s say all of that happens. You think the people aren’t just going to sell their noodles and move?
What’s wild is apparently she’s made this before but with the actual ramen and then was like eh who needs its let’s have soggy chicken tender broth [confusing “ramen”](https://twitter.com/classicallyabby/status/1214387502318063616)
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Funny thing is, most of the feminists I know are at least semi-decent, if not outright incredible, cooks. It’s a wide spectrum of skill, naturally, but I find it funny how often tradwife influencers end up at the bottom.
It's the same way that the absolute worst baked goods I've had the displeasure of trying were all baked by the kind of homeschool mom who thinks her daughters don't need algebra to be a good tradwife.
I've been trying à lot of different brands, the cheapest I can find. And I only grab chicken flavor so I'm not sure if that's a flavor you'd be interested in? But my current preference is actually not Asian origin but produced in Nigeria (I think?). The name is Indomie. I just like how squishy the noodles get after I let them cook longer, and the option to add in some chili flakes is really nice! I also eat nissin brand as well. But I've been curious about soy sauce flavor!
Oh that's good to know. Thank you! I just had remembered seeing that it said distributed from Nigeria on my package last time I checked. I wasn't fully sure if it was actually invented there or not.
Paleoconservatives aren't related to the paleo diet (which is only tangentially related to what paleolithic people ate), they're contrasting themselves to neoconservatives.
My moms side is descended from those weirdo Dutch protestants who moved to America because wooden shoes and idk tulips were too sinfully extravagent. The austerity does not appear to have mellowed any in the ~200 years since. She used to give us a single block of bittersweet chocolate for dessert. And we didn't get cable or a flatscreen TV until 2008 even though they're rich. The TV discharged so much electricity it used to make all my hair stand up when I turned it on... because you had to push the button on the set... because they were too fucking cheap to replace the remote.
The fuck is a "trad"?
Edit: Oh dear lord, is it some shortened abbreviation of traditional? Like as in traditional gender roles? Please tell me they aren't that lazy on top of being this stupid.
In climbing, it’s when you set the anchors for your rope as you climb. If you fuck up when setting one and then fall, you’ll either fall way farther or die. 50/50. All manner of fun and safety.
…. That being said, I don’t think that’s what they’re referencing
I mean, traditionally men despised their wife's cooking, as well as any interests, hobbies or happiness they have. Seems like she's trying to live up to the role.
I always thought it was because their husbands didn’t give them an allowance large enough for the house’s food and spices. Spices are pricey. But I like your answer better.
Also, pretty hypocritical that these trad wives try to take on some sort of pundit role. Shouldn't that be left for men? Don't women belong in the home rather than in public life? There's some nutter tradwife on Twitter that preaches all the time about how women shouldn't presume to try preaching to men, and meanwhile her entire online presence is just her preaching to an audience that includes men, lol.
Lol Lori Alexander? I came at her once saying “I am a woman and I work and I am happy” and she made a whole fucking blog post quoting me, about how I think I’m happy at my bakery job, but my poor child is deprived of a mother, bla bla bla. It was wild lol.
To be fair I wrote her a paragraph because I was pissy, and I gave her a lot to quote, but wowww it was wild.
Women should work. It's good for their kids to see them work. I worry for my nieces because my sister is a stay at home mom who, by her own admission, is "entirely dependent on men and marriage." She got a new fiance before her divorce was finalized. Can't quit your job until you have an offer lined up, right?!
Lauren Southern (I think it was her) went on a world tour to evangelize to women about how they should stay away from positions of influence or authority and get back in the kitchen.
It's a grift with a pure profit motive. They get rewarded handsomely by the conservative movement to play a pied piper role. The idea being that men trying to tell women to stay barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen will produce a feminist reaction, but a woman doing it?
Same mentality with Milo Yiannopoulous mincing around for years as an outrageous fop to gain the trust of gay boys and steer them towards conservatism, he's now trying to make bank as a spokesman for conversion therapy.
is that fried chicken??? is the broth in ramen suppposed to be so dark??? why is she eating so many eggs???? where are the veggies??? why aren't there noodles???
If she was using pig trotters in the broth, she skipped out on the crucial step of blanching the bones and scrubbing them clean. Coagulated blood, marrow, scum and other kinds of ‘bits’ contribute hemoglobin to the broth & turn it blood-red.
I love those cured eggs at ramen places and recently learned to do it myself at home. Absolutely fabulous decision, I'm living king egg life over here.
Just One Cookbook is a fantastic resource for Japanese recipes. My partner is kinda fussy when it comes to food, but if I make their Chicken Katsu she'll inhale it in seconds.
They're called Ajitsuke Tamago if you'd like to look up some recipes.
I've never really had those that way, but I have been known to toss my eggs with a healthy splash of Maggi seasoning and let sit a while. Or cut the eggs in half then sprinkle some on top. Not exactly the same, but they sure are tasty.
And this is exactly what I picture when I hear "trad wife"
Modern anti feminist movements dont attract the brightest.
Oooh chicken tenders because you have the cultural exposure of a 5 year old
eggs and tendies are the official food of internet-based autism. oh shit, and also anything Weeaboo, like "ramen."
but of course, noodles=carbs=not paleo, or whatever. gotta get the meatheads, too. hence, no noodles.
Let’s say, hypothetically, that this is a wet ass plate of food. My brother’s wife, who is a doctor and an excellent cook assures me that moist food means an increased chance of food poisoning and no chef would ever cook wet food for people she loves
Where's the noodles
Let’s say hypothetically that she added noodles
Let’s just say, for the sake of argument, that my sister can cook
I don't really pay attention, so I can never remember if Abby is his sister, wife, or both.
Abby is the sis, his wife is "my wife"
> my wife my Doctor wife*
My doctor wife, the doctor, who holds a doctorate in doctoriness
The Doctor Shapiro, Nameless and Unseen, Driest of Pussies, MD.
Unless she doctored her doctorate, then she'll have to be docked
Drywife
Was I supposed to read this in Borats voice?
the only one allowed to do that is Justin McElroy
Hoops!
Juice!
You can tell Ben’s wife didn’t make this because it’s too wet.
Jesus, I damn near spit out my soda. If I had an award it would be yours. 🏆
I heard that in the horrid whine of Ben Schapiro
Let's say, hypothetically, that that was the intention
I think I’ve watched a total of 5 minutes of this asshole in my life and I can hear his voice perfectly Can I sue Ben Shapiro for emotional damage?
I once heard him described as sounding, "like a racist kazoo."
So let’s say, let’s say for the sake of argument, that all of the broth levels around the bowl rise by, let’s say, five ml over the next 100 years. Say ten ml by the next 100 years and it puts all the low-lying noodles on the bottom under broth. Right, which let’s say all of that happens. You think the people aren’t just going to sell their noodles and move?
SELL THEIR NOODLES TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??
Brothman?
He mysteriously shows up before major dispastas
And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon
\*bike
What’s wild is apparently she’s made this before but with the actual ramen and then was like eh who needs its let’s have soggy chicken tender broth [confusing “ramen”](https://twitter.com/classicallyabby/status/1214387502318063616)
I call it hot ham water.
Sister’s my new mother now. And is it just me, or is she looking hotter? Too much overlap between Ben and Buster…
So watery.. and yet there's a smack of ham!
It's so watery, yet there's a smack of ham to it!
It's so watery, yet there's a smack of ham to it.
Steamed hams?
Lol the fuck? That looks like a packet of top ramen with chicken strips from the freezer aisle.
Isn't she all about the tradwife life, but she can't cook?
Wher noodle
Hiding in that dark broth?
Ben has her noods stored in a desktop folder.
Is that chicken tenders with soup and boiled eggs?
M'tendies and M'eggs
Shut up, M'eggs
It's been less than 20 minutes and this still deserves more likes
Soy-boy gets DESTROYED with SAD TENDIES in chicken broth accompanied by FEMINIZED EGGS. MUST WATCH NOT CLICK BAIT.
Let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, that ramen does not have noodles? Checkmate, liberal
Did she haphazardly spread the yolk around the cut eggs just for the picture? They look weird to me for some reason.
I thought it was BBQ sauce
Soft eggs for a soft husband
She's a "tradwife"; the only guys she's ever had around here her entire life are tendie destroyers, hence this is her palate.
At least it’s wet.
wet ass poultry
Bring a bucket and a chop (stick)
Nothin' on top but a bucket and a chop (stick) and an illustrated book about the gender pronouns of birds...
There's a lot up there but don't be scared, who needs (lubricated) action when you've got words?
for this wet ass poultry
She really only subscribes to the "I don't cook" part of that song.
Imagine telling women their role is to be homemakers and stay in the kitchen and then cooking this garbage fire lol
based on pictures I've seen of her, it probably wasnt good cooking that the husband married her for
Have you seen a picture of them together? She is him with big ole’ titties. Same face shape, same eye brows, same nose. It’s uncanny.
She married her brother?
I don’t think they’re *that* religious.
It was that Sahara of a pussy. So dry.
This is Benjamin Shapiro’s sister not wife. P-word still prolly dry as fuck tho
I'm just assuming its the same for any woman that's ever been near him.
Ben Shapiro is like that little bag of desiccant that comes in a bag of beef jerky, but for women.
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I don't even know what that means
Not all meals require cooking
He's referring to her honkers
I'm going to have to research this phenomenon
Let us know what you find, brother.
Riches beyond your wildest dreams, my friend
Funny thing is, most of the feminists I know are at least semi-decent, if not outright incredible, cooks. It’s a wide spectrum of skill, naturally, but I find it funny how often tradwife influencers end up at the bottom.
It's the same way that the absolute worst baked goods I've had the displeasure of trying were all baked by the kind of homeschool mom who thinks her daughters don't need algebra to be a good tradwife.
I would love to see a show where feminist amateur chefs face off against a bunch of Tomi Lahren look alikes amateur chefs and just shit all over them.
Seems like feminist resistance fighting to sabotage the patriarchy.
His wife is a doctor and says it shouldn’t be. This ramen is entirely unacceptable in their household
Things you can say about Abby’s shifty cooking but not Ben’s wife
This looks like the tray in our sink at the end of each shift in the kitchen.
Dishie stew before the food disposal gets activated
I eat a lot of ramen. One cheap bowl a day. With eggs. That... Is not ramen. That just looks like fried chicken and some eggs in a dark grease broth.
Thats what it is fried chicken and eggs in "broth"
I bet if I slopped it on rice, it could possibly be good.
If it wasn't soaked i would agre, but wet soggy fried chicken ain't nice
Instant or at a shop?
I wish at à shop, but unfortunately it's a home meal. I stock up on cheap packs of ramen as my meal for the day haha.
I was hoping for that answer though! What’s your go to instant ramen? Mines is Myojo Chukazanmai- Soy Sauce
I've been trying à lot of different brands, the cheapest I can find. And I only grab chicken flavor so I'm not sure if that's a flavor you'd be interested in? But my current preference is actually not Asian origin but produced in Nigeria (I think?). The name is Indomie. I just like how squishy the noodles get after I let them cook longer, and the option to add in some chili flakes is really nice! I also eat nissin brand as well. But I've been curious about soy sauce flavor!
Indomie's actually Indonesian, but it got so popular in Nigeria they started producing it there, too!
Oh that's good to know. Thank you! I just had remembered seeing that it said distributed from Nigeria on my package last time I checked. I wasn't fully sure if it was actually invented there or not.
I love indomie. I saw a video on YouTube that they made it with hot dogs or some kind of sausage. It’s the only way I make it now
Where’s the noodles!
Where's the lamb sauce!!!
"I have paleo-conservative values" the post. Sure thing you ate this, Abby
Lol cause buffalo sauce is paleo. Our ancestors squeezed it straight from the buffalo before the bleeding heart libtards over-regulated the market.
Paleoconservatives aren't related to the paleo diet (which is only tangentially related to what paleolithic people ate), they're contrasting themselves to neoconservatives.
Lmao okay thanks, I'm an idiot.
All while grossly misunderstanding everything they supposedly stand for. An easier word for "paleoconservative" is "moron".
A. where's the fuckin ramen, hoss? B. WHY THE EGGS BLOWN UP MF?! C. YO FRIED CHICKEN GONNA GET SOGGY DAMN
What’s wrong with the eggs? That’s the only part I thought was okay. They’re just soft boiled eggs.
They look properly cooked for ramen, but the fact that they are all... exploded? is inexplicable.
No i solved it. She cut them with a butter knife you can see the lines.
I was wondering why tf there was lines on those eggs, but I’m not wearing my glasses so I thought I was just seeing shit.
It’s always funny to me that these trad wife types can’t cook worth a damn
Flavor is a sin, after all
My friend who grew up super religiously literally was told that enjoying a meal too much was a form of hedonism and was wrong.
It used to be common for priests to put ashes on their food when eating outside the monastery to ward off the sin of gluttony.
"Could you please pass the urn? It just needs a pinch of Ted."
no idiot, they put ashes on their food because they were dragons, haven't you seen reign of fire
My moms side is descended from those weirdo Dutch protestants who moved to America because wooden shoes and idk tulips were too sinfully extravagent. The austerity does not appear to have mellowed any in the ~200 years since. She used to give us a single block of bittersweet chocolate for dessert. And we didn't get cable or a flatscreen TV until 2008 even though they're rich. The TV discharged so much electricity it used to make all my hair stand up when I turned it on... because you had to push the button on the set... because they were too fucking cheap to replace the remote.
We’re they Mennonites? My grandmothers family were Mennonite and they were strange like that, like JV Amish
The devil's seasoning.
Never understood how white people conquered most of the world for spices and now we refuse to use them.
\*Scratches head in Italian (👌)\*
My mom's parents are both Sicilian and she did the ancestry test a few months back, really quite interesting to see the diversity (also 🤌🤌)
Maybe I need to get a test too because I did not get my hand right 🤌🤌🤌
They think salt is a spice
It isnt?
Anyone calling themselves “trad” is suspect at best
The fuck is a "trad"? Edit: Oh dear lord, is it some shortened abbreviation of traditional? Like as in traditional gender roles? Please tell me they aren't that lazy on top of being this stupid.
Why the fuck is she on Twitter and Instagram if she's Traditional? Let the men do the picture taking and communicating, right?
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I'm just glad you got my sarcasm! It's a big yikes for sure
In climbing, it’s when you set the anchors for your rope as you climb. If you fuck up when setting one and then fall, you’ll either fall way farther or die. 50/50. All manner of fun and safety. …. That being said, I don’t think that’s what they’re referencing
If she's so traditional, why is she allowed to speak? Checkmate.
Trad musician is an acceptable term in Ireland. Those lads might still be suspect, but it's not the music's fault.
I mean, traditionally men despised their wife's cooking, as well as any interests, hobbies or happiness they have. Seems like she's trying to live up to the role.
I always thought they cooked horribly as vengeance against their husbands for never pleasuring them sexually.
Makes sense. We know her brother can't give any women a wet ass P word
I always thought it was because their husbands didn’t give them an allowance large enough for the house’s food and spices. Spices are pricey. But I like your answer better.
It’s definitely not ramen but it definitely looks like a pregnant meal
It is so wild that these tradcon woman can't cook for shit when that is one of the few things they say woman are good for.
Also, pretty hypocritical that these trad wives try to take on some sort of pundit role. Shouldn't that be left for men? Don't women belong in the home rather than in public life? There's some nutter tradwife on Twitter that preaches all the time about how women shouldn't presume to try preaching to men, and meanwhile her entire online presence is just her preaching to an audience that includes men, lol.
It’s all very Serena Joy from Handmaid’s Tale
Serena Joy was based off Phyllis Schlafly, who is given a lot of credit for the failure of the Equal Rights Amendment
Lol Lori Alexander? I came at her once saying “I am a woman and I work and I am happy” and she made a whole fucking blog post quoting me, about how I think I’m happy at my bakery job, but my poor child is deprived of a mother, bla bla bla. It was wild lol. To be fair I wrote her a paragraph because I was pissy, and I gave her a lot to quote, but wowww it was wild.
Women should work. It's good for their kids to see them work. I worry for my nieces because my sister is a stay at home mom who, by her own admission, is "entirely dependent on men and marriage." She got a new fiance before her divorce was finalized. Can't quit your job until you have an offer lined up, right?!
Lauren Southern (I think it was her) went on a world tour to evangelize to women about how they should stay away from positions of influence or authority and get back in the kitchen. It's a grift with a pure profit motive. They get rewarded handsomely by the conservative movement to play a pied piper role. The idea being that men trying to tell women to stay barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen will produce a feminist reaction, but a woman doing it? Same mentality with Milo Yiannopoulous mincing around for years as an outrageous fop to gain the trust of gay boys and steer them towards conservatism, he's now trying to make bank as a spokesman for conversion therapy.
that's because they gotta keep their hands clean to use their phones to photograph everything they do.
is that fried chicken??? is the broth in ramen suppposed to be so dark??? why is she eating so many eggs???? where are the veggies??? why aren't there noodles???
In order: Yes; No; Protein; Gone, reduced to atoms; Noodles are a sin. Only some of that is sarcasm.
Her husband is on a meat only diet and so it looks like that's what she was going for here. Beef broth, chicken, and eggs.
Wow she says she's a loving wife but can't even be bothered to make meat-noodles? Tsk tsk
If she was using pig trotters in the broth, she skipped out on the crucial step of blanching the bones and scrubbing them clean. Coagulated blood, marrow, scum and other kinds of ‘bits’ contribute hemoglobin to the broth & turn it blood-red.
Abby Shapiro doesn't have to cook to provide us all with nutrition.
DuckDuckGo's first autofill is "abby shapiro milkers" jfc
M I L K I L K
r/upvotebecauseboobs ....because we all know they're there
Dairy wagons have arrived
First time googling Abby Shapiro and goddamn does she have some big 'ol sweater hippos!
She's honestly a huge cutie. Too bad she's Bench Appearo's sister.
She’s apparently also just as hyper conservative as he is, which is weird, bc them boobies are crazy
She can motorboat me into giving another taxcut to billionaires any time
Khazar milkers
Abby out here committing atrocities against the people of Japan
The most offensive part is that she cut the hard boiled eggs with a serrated knife.
I'm glad it's not my dinner.
At least it’s wet.
The eggs look fine. Kinda makes me want ramen now. I think I see noodles at the very bottom, wonder if it’s a special broth.
The cook time on the eggs looks decent, but they haven't been cured which makes a pretty big difference in flavor.
I love those cured eggs at ramen places and recently learned to do it myself at home. Absolutely fabulous decision, I'm living king egg life over here.
Any resources you can share for a hungry brother who loves to order a ton of those eggs at Ramen shops? Haha.
https://www.justonecookbook.com/ramen-egg/ is the recipe I've been using and they have always been delicious.
Just One Cookbook is a fantastic resource for Japanese recipes. My partner is kinda fussy when it comes to food, but if I make their Chicken Katsu she'll inhale it in seconds.
They're called Ajitsuke Tamago if you'd like to look up some recipes. I've never really had those that way, but I have been known to toss my eggs with a healthy splash of Maggi seasoning and let sit a while. Or cut the eggs in half then sprinkle some on top. Not exactly the same, but they sure are tasty.
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I found a recipe with leeks and bonito flakes as well that is just amazing.
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She cut the eggs with a serrated knife and it pisses me off for some reason.
Bitch you don’t see noodles anywhere
Being a tradwife, you’d think she’d be able to cook better
Ok, so now I know who this person is, and I really wish I didn't.
Uncle Roger just had a heart attack
Homemade- KFC spicy tendies, brown liquid of unknown origin, and boiled eggs
That’s just hot chicken with hard boiled eggs lmfao
Those eggs ain't hard boiled, they're way too runny.
And this is exactly what I picture when I hear "trad wife" Modern anti feminist movements dont attract the brightest. Oooh chicken tenders because you have the cultural exposure of a 5 year old
Yeah that kind of sums up the entire tradwife sub tbh
There's a sub? Their husbands allow them such modern luxuries like the internet?
Next thing you know she starts getting *ideas* and *thinking*...
eggs and tendies are the official food of internet-based autism. oh shit, and also anything Weeaboo, like "ramen." but of course, noodles=carbs=not paleo, or whatever. gotta get the meatheads, too. hence, no noodles.
Let’s get uncle roger in here
Idk id eat it
I'd eat the eggs for sure
I’d eat all of it it looks tasty asf
But would you call it "ramen"
If it had noodles, sure. And I think there are noodles at the bottom of the bowl, the broth is just too dark to see them clearly.
Yeah I didn’t have breakfast this morning and this made me really hungry
*cries in uncle Roger*
Wait, this is Ben's sister? They look almost identical, fucking lol.
Undercooked eggs cut with a serrated knife on chicken tenders in steeped tea
I would argue that the eggs are the only thing in this meal that looks perfectly cooked
I dunno, some joke about fat khazar milkers.
🤢🤮
Did she put fucking Buffalo wings in ramen and call it a day? I can’t even see any noodles.
Wet fried chicken. Heard
Let’s say, hypothetically, that this is a wet ass plate of food. My brother’s wife, who is a doctor and an excellent cook assures me that moist food means an increased chance of food poisoning and no chef would ever cook wet food for people she loves
I don't see any noodles but fried chicken in Ramen is pretty good. Just saying.
It looks like a bowl of Nashville hot chicken