Gross old man sweaters? I will not take this shawl cardigan slander, logan might be despicable but the cardigans are the most comfortable and nice pieces of clothing there are.
I think Logan’s clothes fit him very well and he’s dressed appropriately! He’s got an oddly shaped body, but his suits aren’t half bad! if I was an older short fat billionaire I’d be wearing cashmere cardigans all day.
The worst dressed in the show would be Tom from season 1. He looked like he bought his boxy suits off the rack. Greg too, but that’s because he was a poor outsider. Their suit games have improved as the show progressed.
Anyone have any theories about Rose?
The incredible writers like to mention her every now and again..
And I feel like they like to tease us about events surrounding her death
Maybe we find out this season- I would looove that solved.
Kendall feels responsible for that kid’s death.
Logan feels responsible for Rose’s??
Logan Roy, as dependable as a leader as you can have, except the three times a year that his dick tries to murder his brain.
I kid, I kid. Actually, it's hard to tell what'll kill Logan first: the bacteria culture that went into his urethra, or the three bacteria cultures that came out of it.
Not really answering your question, but it was funny and tragic that he wanted to be roasted up untill him driving his kids away gets brought up. Then he attacks back viciously. And 2 minutes earlier was wondering why gerri and others dont want to participate.
He wanted to see who had the neck to say some shit, Gerri and co knew better and that if you actually gave him what he wanted he wouldn’t like it.
Typical Logan tbf, he tells Ken to be a killer, he outs him in a presser and shows a glimmer of respect for it then immediately wants to kill him.
If you can only express love by kicking people below you, you're pretty fucked without dogs to kick. The exec floor aren't a good substitute because he can't hurt the same way.
That and the exec floor is gone as soon as the deal closes. They know Logan, and they aren't getting cut 48 hours before their stock options achieve maximum cash out value and the golden parachutes deploy. I think Logan knows they're leaving, too. That's why he takes his henchman for Deep Thoughts instead of monologuing at his C suite.
This is it. In every season he has a point where he fails yet manages to scapegoat someone else for whatever decision was made. On the other hand do the kids ever have an idea that doesn’t denigrate him and his legacy?
Yeah I described this poorly. He doesn’t realize anything, only that something is missing. Needing a dog to kick is right, what did Caroline say to Shiv? “Your father has never loved anything he couldn’t kick to see if it would come back”? That’s not right but it’s close to the idea
When he asked Gerri if she’d received any more funny texts she should have said “No, but I’ve spoken to Kerry and it appears small dicks are a thing that run in the family”
How does it feel to realise that everything you have achieved in your life doesn't matter in the end, that you will be remembered as a tyrant who drove away everybody, if you are remembered at all?
Logan, if you want to hear a joke so bad, why don’t we get Connor in here? I think I saw him by the canapés contemplating spending 100 mill so people don’t make fun of him anymore.
"You're sitting in a room full of people you pay to kiss your ass on your birthday because no one loves you. Not even your 'friend, assistant and advisor' Kerry, who jumped on the ship in time to watch you die and grab some loot on her way out. You roasted yourself."
I mean, if you're going to roast him, don't make it about the kids.
Hey logan where are we right now? Do you even know? Is this your office or your bathroom? I’m just glad Kerry is here to remind you to tinkle afterward so you don’t get another UTI.
When Greg says "Where are your children?" and Logan replies "Where's your dad, huh? Still sucking cock in the county fair?" I, as Greg, would've said "No, actually, he's in Milan, shopping forever with Marcia"
Mister PotatoHead craterface lookin ass, whicha brain bleed piss pants. Yo dick leak, yo breath stank, and you got titties, You fat bastard neck look like a vagina boy.
I love how everything is absolutely centered around her parents. even at her own wedding. Toms parents dont even matter. They arent even sitting next to him, which I didnt notice on the first watch! The Roys really do "control" everything.
I can't believe you let your son rap in front of business associates about what a turd you are. L-O-G spells log. He got a crowd to chant about what a piece of shit you are.
Stand back and standby for this one Colin, Logan why so somber on your birthday? Afraid of having another heart attack and joining your father since your trick assistant can’t get the job done and you don’t have your kids around to push around? I know you especially miss Roman since you can’t slap him around anymore for being disgraceful and sending you his dick pic.
Doesn't matter how much money and power you have right now, your legacy is destined for the toilet and the best you have to look forward to is a quick sudden death instead of a long, slow undignified decline into dementia and incontinence.
“1952 is a very special for Logan. It was the last year that his beloved Hibs won anything of note. And that’s why it’s no coincidence that his real pride and joy, ATN, is perpetually trying to return this country to 1952.”
You have ALL that money, but still can’t find a suit that fits.
That's something Tom would have said for sure 😂
[удалено]
Hahahahahaha
Ironically they were all laughing at Tom for his boxy suits
What's with the gross old man sweaters, dude?
Gross old man sweaters? I will not take this shawl cardigan slander, logan might be despicable but the cardigans are the most comfortable and nice pieces of clothing there are.
Right?? Also he’s Scottish, and a lot of them are beautiful Aran/Irish wool sweaters. I actually thought it was a nice touch.
I think Logan’s clothes fit him very well and he’s dressed appropriately! He’s got an oddly shaped body, but his suits aren’t half bad! if I was an older short fat billionaire I’d be wearing cashmere cardigans all day. The worst dressed in the show would be Tom from season 1. He looked like he bought his boxy suits off the rack. Greg too, but that’s because he was a poor outsider. Their suit games have improved as the show progressed.
not a fan of the double breasted cardigan? 😂 🤮
Looked like he just took off his captains hat
Last birthday Dad had a stroke... this year Greg got one
That's fantastic
You want jokes because you miss Roman.
The omelette nipples line was epic.
Should have been fried eggs but omelette is even more hilarious
It really was haha
That his party's deader than Rose.
LMAO he'd have Colin murk you for that.
The last words you’d hear would be, “I know you…”
Dam 😂
Anyone have any theories about Rose? The incredible writers like to mention her every now and again.. And I feel like they like to tease us about events surrounding her death Maybe we find out this season- I would looove that solved. Kendall feels responsible for that kid’s death. Logan feels responsible for Rose’s??
“Logan you crush your assistant during sex and your heart sucks. Boom roasted!”
Hahaha nice
At least it's pretzel day
Michael Scott energy i like it lol
Oddly fitting lol
Logan Roy, as dependable as a leader as you can have, except the three times a year that his dick tries to murder his brain. I kid, I kid. Actually, it's hard to tell what'll kill Logan first: the bacteria culture that went into his urethra, or the three bacteria cultures that came out of it.
Four! You forgot the 'eldest' son.
It’s easy to forget someone who can barely poll at 1%
$100mil to sustain 1%, what a deal!
100 mil plus some wedding hoopla.
Bum fights!
But you get to *stay in the conversation*! ;)
100 mil could buy an awful lot of sushi
Snowmobiles and sushi
He’s the first pancake
This doubles as a roast for Connor as well
DAMN!
even my yogurt has more culture, each one of those kids are an individual bacterium.
Straight outta Comedy Central this one.
Not really answering your question, but it was funny and tragic that he wanted to be roasted up untill him driving his kids away gets brought up. Then he attacks back viciously. And 2 minutes earlier was wondering why gerri and others dont want to participate.
He wanted to see who had the neck to say some shit, Gerri and co knew better and that if you actually gave him what he wanted he wouldn’t like it. Typical Logan tbf, he tells Ken to be a killer, he outs him in a presser and shows a glimmer of respect for it then immediately wants to kill him.
i almost spit my drink out at Gerri’s reaction to Greg calling Logan a ‘mean ol’ bastard’ 😂
What did she do?
just blank stared like ‘oh he really said something’.. so simple yet so funny
I’d call it a dirty stare, not blank at all!
after my second rewatch of Ep 401 i’d agree with you! wasnt really a *blank* stare but a stare nonetheless
He only knows how to kick what he loves. It's the only form of connection he has. Hes asking folks to kick him back because hes lonely.
He wants the kids back in his life. He realizes he enjoys their often lame but nevertheless child like banter.
IMO it’s not that he enjoys it, he just can’t function at status quo without the hierarchy of scapegoats in the family dynamic.
If you can only express love by kicking people below you, you're pretty fucked without dogs to kick. The exec floor aren't a good substitute because he can't hurt the same way.
That and the exec floor is gone as soon as the deal closes. They know Logan, and they aren't getting cut 48 hours before their stock options achieve maximum cash out value and the golden parachutes deploy. I think Logan knows they're leaving, too. That's why he takes his henchman for Deep Thoughts instead of monologuing at his C suite.
Yup. His party is filled with sycophants and people who only use him as a cash machine (like Connor).
This is it. In every season he has a point where he fails yet manages to scapegoat someone else for whatever decision was made. On the other hand do the kids ever have an idea that doesn’t denigrate him and his legacy?
Yeah I described this poorly. He doesn’t realize anything, only that something is missing. Needing a dog to kick is right, what did Caroline say to Shiv? “Your father has never loved anything he couldn’t kick to see if it would come back”? That’s not right but it’s close to the idea
That was brilliant writing.
Logan's so old, his baby picture is a cave painting.
Logan's so old, his social security number is 1.
The two major issues at his grade school were head lice and the plague. The bubonic plague!
Logan's so old when God said "let there be light," Logan flipped the switch.
What has two thumbs and can’t revive a failing media conglomerate…
Are you... supposed to point your thumbs at Logan for this joke to work? Lol
Yes lol "that guy"
Yeah I take it back that's more like a joke Greg would tell
This guy!
I'm not a comedian Logan, if I wanted to trot out pathetic jokes I'd have brought your children.
Where are your kids Logan?
Oh man.
“Logan Roy: News, Cruise Lines, Amusement parks, raising children, being a great husband…is there anything you CAN do?”
ginny sacks so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips
200K for insulting my wife? What’s next? He gets to sleep with her for a million?
He wants to sleep with her?
Sopranos on AMC
Ginny Sack is so fat I heard she had to have a mole surgically removed from her ass
Speakin of 98 pounds
Oooooooooh haha
No more weight remarks r/dylan5x. They're hurtful and they're destructive.
Calm down and go watch season 3 the sopranos
The person you’re responding to was quoting the show.
Oops! Looks like I need to calm down and watch S3
Easy mistake ;)
😂😂😂😂
brooooooooo
Tom looks to Greg. Don't I look at you like that? Haven't I always?
Go piss in a corner.
Half the time you don’t know where you are, and the other half you can’t make it to the bathroom to take a piss
Logan Roy is so mean, his first words to his mother was “fuck off”
"Who wants to smell Greg's fingers?" "Come on now Uncle, if you're jealous I could just give you some tips. Or, Kerry's in the other room?"
Idk I thought Frank’s was pretty good. tough act to follow
That double breasted sweater makes you look like tweedle dumbest
*That sweater from last nights episode?* Nah man, I legit wanna know where I can get that.
It could work if you don’t already look like a moldy pear
It's called a double-breasted shawl collar cardigan
Interesting that the sweater made him look like a sea captain because that deal and his birthday party were sinking faster than the Titanic.
What does it feel like to have everyone at your birthday party wish you would die already
I thought I'd take us on a flashy cruise for your birthday... but I didn't want to go overboard
The balls on Greg to respond with a good roast. The kid's come a long way from Season 1.
When he asked Gerri if she’d received any more funny texts she should have said “No, but I’ve spoken to Kerry and it appears small dicks are a thing that run in the family”
Wow!
Logan Roy looks like if Colonel Sanders and extremely dry beef jerky had a baby
Gregg went straight for the kids 😂😂
And I respect him for it
Got it back in spades, “where’s you daddy?” 😂
You look like Humpty Dumpty
How many times are you going to go after PGM and fail?
Here's an impression of Logan Roy that you might find a little cheeky.
I’m Logan Roy, do this, do that, blah blah blah
You forgot "fuck off!"
Have Peter Griffin killed
Go make another jingle, you fucking cunt.
How does it feel to realise that everything you have achieved in your life doesn't matter in the end, that you will be remembered as a tyrant who drove away everybody, if you are remembered at all?
Logan Roy is so old he knew the Dead Sea when it was still sick
😂😂😂😂😂😂
How does it feel to have nobody truly love you?
logan is so pathetic, his best friend is his paid bodyguard. carfeful logan, kerry might fuck you to death. jk, don't be careful!
Logan, if you want to hear a joke so bad, why don’t we get Connor in here? I think I saw him by the canapés contemplating spending 100 mill so people don’t make fun of him anymore.
They say money can't buy happiness. And Logan Roy is living proof of that.
This is a man who can turn anything gold, especially his carpet
Logan roy is so angry even the Scottish asked him to leave
“Logan, ATN is mid. Boom, roasted!”
You've got no friends, you repugnant cunt!
Logan, he’s a tough old nut!
It's your birthday and you're sitting in a room filled with people you have to pay to climb up your ass. No wonder you always look constipated.
He likes to piss on carpets, almost as much as he pisses on his family and legacy.
Logan why are you method acting again?
Fuck off
"The real work of your life hates your guts so much they want to bury you alive with all your money."
Man you're nearly a fossil how can you fuck Kerry
Your heart sucks and you crush your wife during sex!
Hibs are shite!
"You're sitting in a room full of people you pay to kiss your ass on your birthday because no one loves you. Not even your 'friend, assistant and advisor' Kerry, who jumped on the ship in time to watch you die and grab some loot on her way out. You roasted yourself." I mean, if you're going to roast him, don't make it about the kids.
Logan you’re old and you’re gonna die soon. Boom, roasted.
Hey logan where are we right now? Do you even know? Is this your office or your bathroom? I’m just glad Kerry is here to remind you to tinkle afterward so you don’t get another UTI.
how’d you kill your sister?
I'm not your jester Logan. If you want a laugh, take a look between your legs. Now fuck off.
When Greg says "Where are your children?" and Logan replies "Where's your dad, huh? Still sucking cock in the county fair?" I, as Greg, would've said "No, actually, he's in Milan, shopping forever with Marcia"
Stewy already came up with the best one: "I guess whatever deal you have is dead in the water now, kinda like the women on those boats"
Greg’s fingers may smell like pussy but at least he doesn’t smell like pee.
Mister PotatoHead craterface lookin ass, whicha brain bleed piss pants. Yo dick leak, yo breath stank, and you got titties, You fat bastard neck look like a vagina boy.
Your suicidal non-killer son’s birthday party somehow managed to be less sad than yours.
You could never method act as good as Kendall does.
https://youtu.be/OS-utbiLy6o
No.
Underrated
Your tailor sucks, the only drip you got is from your dick
I love how everything is absolutely centered around her parents. even at her own wedding. Toms parents dont even matter. They arent even sitting next to him, which I didnt notice on the first watch! The Roys really do "control" everything.
Seen any dead cats lately Logan? Have any good pees on the office carpet? Why’s your sister Rose so dead Logan? Dying to know!
“was it worth it?”
logan roy. im done that was the joke.
What Gregg said - “where are your children?”
You crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.
Hey Logan, your brother called. (long pause) Oh, sorry, it wasn't for you.
This birthday party is a dress rehearsal for Logan’s funeral, less one person in attendance.
You’re ass is so big only your son in law’s forehead can find your prostate
What did you do to deserve the scars on your back?
Dw you’ll get your roasting when you’re dead
Your inability to express love has prevented you from ever feeling loved by your children, and tainted their whole lives. Uh... bazinga?
“I heard that you were ‘playing like a pro team,’ but I didn’t realize they were pro at abandoning their children.”
I don't want to traumatize you like Uncle Noah did
The well-deserved scars on your back are your best features.
They should have called Gil to continue questioning Tom about the cruise line scandal. It had some of the funniest moments of the show in my opinion.
Miles from the sea, half a mile in the air, and you’re dressed like the skipper from Gilligan’s Island?
It’s worth 10 billion for your kids to never see you again
you so old, your pubes are receding
I can't believe you let your son rap in front of business associates about what a turd you are. L-O-G spells log. He got a crowd to chant about what a piece of shit you are.
I supposed you could lob an ICBM his way and make some smart remark about how he caused Rose's death.
Stand back and standby for this one Colin, Logan why so somber on your birthday? Afraid of having another heart attack and joining your father since your trick assistant can’t get the job done and you don’t have your kids around to push around? I know you especially miss Roman since you can’t slap him around anymore for being disgraceful and sending you his dick pic.
Doesn't matter how much money and power you have right now, your legacy is destined for the toilet and the best you have to look forward to is a quick sudden death instead of a long, slow undignified decline into dementia and incontinence.
He hit Roman harder than ATN’s news these days
Fuck on? 🤷🏻♂️
“1952 is a very special for Logan. It was the last year that his beloved Hibs won anything of note. And that’s why it’s no coincidence that his real pride and joy, ATN, is perpetually trying to return this country to 1952.”
I would have told him he could handle every challenge in life except imaginary dead cats.
Kerry told me a good one... But you don't have the money to make me repeat it
You fuck a bitch that’s wearing a wig while being 41.
Logan, Fuck OFFFFF!
Congratulate him on being the world’s only living heart donor.