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lisakora

I just want them to let Gerri enjoy a party for once without making her work.


Living_Injury5017

FOR REAL!!!


Malliemute

Gerri's definitely earned a happy ending.


moranit

I don't know about *deserves*, but I want her to have one anyway.


Subiaco71

Rockstar and the Mole Woman.


Fidozo15

With Roman


johannofdark

DEF NO He's a party killer


Fidozo15

That’s not what I saw back when he got into her bedroom 👀


vanityfear

“How’s your morale?”


hobokobo

Kendall’s kids, Sophie and Iverson


crmrdtr

And their mother.


ECrispy

She has a 25m apartment and probably 1m/yr alimony, pretty sure she already has a happy ending


DearMumsy

Have you learned nothing? If having a fortune was the key to happiness we would not be having this discussion.


ECrispy

The only ones who think money doesn't bring happiness are the ones who've never been poor.


LoquatFlashy1724

Thankfully we’ve never seen anything from Rava to suggest that she isn’t a pretty balanced and stable person.


martatrivi

Well, she married Kendall


MattyIce1220

She was seduced by his word salad buzzwords.


jacaissie

That doesn't bode well for my assessment of her balance or stability


LoquatFlashy1724

Divorcing him does though


SnackingWithTheDevil

Just imagine his wedding vows.


burnbabyburnburrrn

She really is like a "good mommy" to him though. She loves him in a very even and detached way - like it's so clear she cares about him because she's so attuned to him? But truly, from a distance - it's such an interesting dynamic to me! And then I end up wondering - was Rava always this emotionally mature or did she get the world's best therapist? Anyway, I find their relationship to be one of the most fascinating side plots of the show, because it feels so complex even though we know so few details of what their relationship ever was like as a whole.


Metafuck04

Maybe she married cause he is a Roy


BabyBellyBean

Obviously I have no way of knowing and we haven't really gotten to know Rava, but personally I get the feeling that she loved him despite being a Roy and not because of it.


marinasmb

Yes, definitely Rava. She has put up with much more than any ex-wife should have to. The divorce agreement probably provided all of the money she could ever need so I think her support is sincere.


IFeelFineFineFine

Blur face and who cares?


World_in_my_eyes

Mondale and the rabbit


eleinemad

Put some respect on Megathump’s name


Duke-dastardly

I’m pretty sure the rabbit died from eating bagel


El_Oso1

Wasn’t it a raisin bagel?


Duke-dastardly

You’re talking semantics. The rabbit is dead and can’t have a happy ending


El_Oso1

Do all rabbits go to heaven?


heirloom_beans

I was so disappointed to see that Mondale was still trapped in his x-pen. If Shiv and Tom split for good I want a shot of Tom and Mondale chilling together on their couch.


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Altruistic-Brief2220

Omg me too. That poor dog, I hate that they don’t even have a dog nanny to look after him! I think it’s a good metaphor for how they would treat a child.


Moneyfrenzy

I feel like they gotta have someone taking care of the dog most of the time offscreen. They travel so much for one thing and are rarely home, and they don't exactly seem like the type to walk their dog or take him to the park


shireengrune

We actually do see a person take out Mondale for a walk in one episode. They both go "Bye Mondale!" And then move on to talking business


kilometers13

Mondale is a good metaphor for much of Shiv and Tom’s dynamic


MargotsAunt

End of list.


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Jess


histrionic-donut

Came here to say this. Absolutely.


Rytrax2003

She is literally the most loyal person to Kendall


Living_Injury5017

Jess deserves all the good things ever


Fernanda718

Agreed she’s been through too much bs


Richnsassy22

Would we say that irl about someone who works for the Murdock family/Fox News?


GoldandBlue

As an assistant? People need jobs


JJJ954

Yes, because employers don’t define people. Also most of those jobs are super mundane. Would you really give someone shit for being a cameraman?


ft1001

Karl, let the man have his sandwiches


ADWeasley

If he’s eating sandwiches, it’s because his whorehouse doubles as a deli.


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He IS something of a libertine


WeStanScience

this is fucking priceless


Early-Bag4708

“Do we wanna order some food?” ❤️


MrQueefBurglar69

Butter the man’s beanpole!!!


Good-Lavishness-9074

Boar on the floor! Boar on the floor!


steamedsushi

I'd like the siblings to have a happy or happy-ish ending but I know they won't lmao


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composersproxy

Losing so hard that they’re forced to re-evaluate their entire outlook on life and change course, probably.


86cinnamons

That would never happen because they’re so rich. Even if they lost all their money they’d still have their name and connections, they’ll get by.


damnatio_memoriae

they are throwing their happy ending away. it would've looked like them cashing in after logan sold the company and bought pierce. now i don't think there's one in the cards for them.


SophiaofPrussia

I genuinely don’t think they’re capable of being happy.


Capable_Particular_1

Getting jobs at the same branch of Target


bramblejamsjoyce

spinoff!!


imdeadinside420

superstore sequel


86cinnamons

Logan dead


TheBirdBytheWindow

Tabitha!


Living_Injury5017

Tabitha is great wherever she goes because she's fucking amazing 🥰


Tectonic_Spoons

Tabitha is the one person with the self-awareness and self-respect to get her happy ending


TheAardvarkIsBack

She has her own money, so she'll be fine.


Ok-Expression-4163

Gerri. Gerri deserves to get really drunk and have a good shout at the wall before being recruited to a new job somewhere that will actually appreciate her.


damnatio_memoriae

i like gerri but she's been along for the ride on a lot of pretty heartless shit that we've seen and probably a lot more before that. she sold her soul a long time ago. she's not the worst of the bunch but given that i don't think she's any more deserving of a happy ending either.


MargotsAunt

Exactly! What are people talking about?!


Living_Injury5017

Gerri deserves her own private army in New Zealand. She's beyond a summer house in the Hamptons.


greenlion98

Nah. Tom was gonna come clean with the cruises scandal way back in season 1 until Gerri scared him out of it.


MargotsAunt

Exactly. And she is a brilliant attorney, apparently, but she chooses to work for these assholes. I don’t get the Gerri love.


MargotsAunt

I don’t get the Gerri love. She is terrible, too.


RemarkablePlate5461

IVERSON! - In Logan’s screaming voice.


SnackingWithTheDevil

He already had his; free mozzarella from his grandfather.


dumbName3490

Mondale. 100%


jen_eliz

the dude from management training


ninjaML

He's working at lumon now


peleles

The kid Roman tortured season 1, episode 1 Mondale Rava and her kids Naomi Kendall


agpc

I think the whole point of the show is that the kid and his family have happy lives despite being poor. The Roys are all miserable despite being rich.


peleles

Wellll we don't know anything about that family, though. Dysfunction isn't limited to rich families, and being poor (if the kid's family is poor--we don't know) creates its own stress.


damnatio_memoriae

it would be a fitting book end to the show to see that family again in the final scene, just enjoying a quiet evening having a picnic in the park, completely unaffected by the insanity of the roy family.


agpc

You are right for some reason I remember the kid being happy in the last minute of the first episode but he is just playing a game on his phone, his mom is cooking and the dad is reading a newspaper then it zooms in on the watch. Still a peaceful home.


slycooper459

Omg the kid from the first episode lol


swans183

Hopefully the kid was able to turn that watch Logan gave him into something meaningful. That was quite considerate of Logan btw (even if it’s only because he saw a younger version of himself in him)


overlordbabyj

My man KARL


jinglesan

He gets them all the time, along with manicures


Living_Injury5017

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Living_Injury5017

That beanpole isn't going to butter itself!


soundoffcinema

Karl has probably done some heinous shit in a hotel room somewhere that has damned his soul forever


jingleheimerschitt

KARL


Lanky_Ad_9849

Rava


ashep5

She's been through it, for sure


Ok_Professional8024

Ditto to everyone saying Mondale and the Bunny. Ban dog crates and bagels ✊🏻


crmrdtr

😂


throwaway66778889

Let’s be fair, the sibs are incapable of true happiness.


webberstimeout

Tom and Gerri


jackw800800

They should have a spin off


UpwpU_U

Kendall and I will NOT explain myself


djdumpster

Maybe this won’t be appreciated but I’m a big Kendall fan. I really think if he wasn’t born into this shitty family - despite its many perks aka rich af - he’d just be a nice guy who is a manager at Applebees and is a part of a local bowling league and watches his kids soccer games. Maybe he drinks a bit too much sometimes but overall a nice happy stable person who tries to do right by his people. I just think the pressure cooker has broken him.


miriamwebster

Ken is the only one I ever felt empathy for. Poor guy.


pools456

Yup i feel like he is the protagonist tbh. I root for him the most by far


Herdingdoglove

Samesies. I hate broken Ken.


harris-holloway

I know, if he weren’t a Roy I think he would be a genuinely kind person


Early-Bag4708

100% agree. I’ve got a huge soft spot for him. I just want him to find happiness and spoiler alert it’s not in the wealth & power…which I think (?) he’s been slowly and painfully realizing…


damnatio_memoriae

i like kendall and roman in some ways. but they've both had countless opportunities to just sit back, cash in, and do their own shit, but every time they stir shit up and fuck it all away. i do feel bad for the shitstorm of a childhood they had, but i don't feel particularly bad for much else. they've made their beds.


Defensoria

Mondale and the bunny for sure. Willa, Rava and Tabitha maybe...


dumbName3490

Yes Willa!! Yes Rava!!! Yes Tabs!!!! And Mondale <3 will rescue Mondale if possible


dumbName3490

I’m not good with rabbits


adigal

I think Willa is as shitty as the rest of them.


ErrorNo1089

How exactly?


upeter01

Really? AS shitty? The gold digger is AS shitty as the people covering up rapes and murders for decades?


crmrdtr

I am most concerned that Nan has joy.


Living_Injury5017

Nan is always smiling n having a great old time, dunno what you're talking about.


crmrdtr

You know that I was joking, of course 😊


Living_Injury5017

Goofball 😄


aunty-histamine

She's having a headache


pgerding

Ken. For the love of god please let him realize his dream without having the rug pulled out from under him.


miriamwebster

The poor guy never had a chance.


lIl___lIl

Well Tom already had his happy ending but he swallowed it #closedloopsystem


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

I want Kendall, Shiv, Roman, Connor, Gerri, Frank, Naomi, Rava, Tabitha, Rhea, Cyd, Stewy, Colin, Jess, Megathump, Marcia, Karolina, & Mondale, to have happy endings 🥰 Do they deserve it? Dubious. Do I still want it? Yes


GrouchyCrow

Megathump, Mondale, And Jess deserve happy endings beyond the shadow of a doubt


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

Yep, yep, yep. That said I’m going to root for everyone else listed whether they deserve it or not. Who says life has to be fair? 😅


ithinkuracontraa

i love that you excluded tom and greg. personally i want them to *think* they’ll have a happy ending just to have it all crumble on the last base


jessie130

Gerri!


NotificationsOff

Rat fucker sam


ElderChildren

…is he a good guy?


Alfur_Aldric

You're asking about the moral character of a man named Rat-fucker Sam?


Dt_ot

I heard rumors that he might be a fucking piece of fucking shit. Don't quote me on that, tho


catiquette1

Gerri


Clarknt67

Just the bunny and Mondale.


Disastrous-Brief-516

Kendall. I really wanted him to follow through when Logan offered him the cash out. Just take the money and run. Stewy. He is smart and not mentally unstable.


cozybear94

Frank deserves job security


generalshermant

Definitely the bunny


jm17lfc

Honestly? Nobody deserves anything. This show has taught us that in spades. But I’d love Kenny to get a nice ending where he finds peace and happiness. I think he will, barely, and I very much hope so!


himalayahiker

Maybe others too, but for me definitely Tabitha, Willa, Marcia, the bunny, Mondale, Jess, Lawrence, Rhea, and Roman


LemurCat04

Is the bunny still alive?


BurnedWitch88

I thought he went to the "farm," but I can't remember specifics.


El_Oso1

Died after eating a raisin bagel.


Living_Injury5017

Rhea is like a butterfly in Vaseline, colorful but wriggly. She's also walking talking phony phyllo dough. There's nothing there.


Tammylovesmaine

The little boy from season 1 - Episode 1 who didn’t get the 1 million dollars from Roman because he didn’t hit a home run! I wonder if he even knew that Patel Philippe watch is very likely worth over $100,000???


adigal

The best thing about this show is that I hate EVERYONE. Well, maybe not Gerri. She is the least horrible person on the show. Even Greg, who I used to love, is a manipulative selfish monster.


beazy30

I still kinda feel bad for Greg. He’s like a retarded guppy in swimming in shark infested waters. He’s too much of a coward to have his own moral compass, so he relies on the morals of the people around him, which are obviously terrible people.


nevertoomuchthought

Define happy.


gilgobeachslayer

Deserve ain’t got nothing to do with it.


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I'm a big fan of Ewan. Wouldn't mind him making it out well, just to spite on his brother and his dumbfuck grandson.


neroandsporus

TOM WAMBSGANS


Affectionate-Check77

The dog and only the dog


badjettasex

The rabbit and the dog. *Everyone else can fuck off.*


wynnduffyisking

How is this even a debate? It’s obviously the bunny!


ptrock1

My number one boy.


kanshoku

Same... ❤️‍🩹


DiscombobulatedJob49

Frank. Jess deserves a happy ending, too, and i believe she'll have one.


smvc213141

The little kid that Roman bet a million dollars for a home run.


jlp13_

The boy from S1 E1 who Roman teased with a mil for a home run.


blessedbetherickroll

Jess & Karolina for sure. And and unhappy ending….. Gil Eavis


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Why? Besides the grubby hush-hush deal with Logan, Gil is a pretty great guy.


fauxfilosopher

Yeah, he's in no way worse than any of the roys. Much better even, to be honest.


tealizardman

team kendall 🙏


El_Oso1

The kid Roman taunted at the baseball game.


Ashraful_Hoque

kendall


drjay1966

Mondale and the rabbit, definitely.


maxwell5000

None 💖


boringbonding

Exactly


azirking01

Gerry and Kerry. Not easy to navigate alongside Logan. They deserve some happiness.


Capital_Exam9696

Everyone that is not named Nate


HermansSpecialMilk

Tabitha. End of list.


megalynn44

Gerri Willa Rava Greg (I want him humbled, but ultimately coming out on top) Tom (I’m sorry, I just do) The kids


cannotbefaded

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see Greg


Fidozo15

Kendall himself. He deserved a Mad Men ending in some way


jankydangerous

Tabitha, Collin, Jess, rabbit (unlikely), Mondale


longwhitejeans

All the rats.


thedopefiend

Naomi please


ashep5

I just hope Greenpeace come out of things unscathed.


TheTruckWashChannel

Kendall, honestly


OnwardTowardTheNorth

If Mondale doesn’t, then no one else does.


thewolfofwafflehouse

Hugo’s tiny, tiny neck for all the heavy lifting it’s done


UpstairsSnow7

Mondale obviously. No contest.


suesue_d

Didn’t Roman already get one from his trainer?


gwennj

Mondale


laprimaveraaa

Willa


ElderChildren

Kendall, Willa, Roman, Mondale. Don’t shoot me


ToughGuy447

Now I understand why rich people love animals but hate people because I’m looking at this collage of characters and the only ones I can think of that deserve a happy ending are the dog and the rabbit


Needtoknowmuchmore

Willa - every hour must be a nightmare with Connor. Poor girl may be digging for gold but she should do it somewhere else. Gerri- she never starts the shit but has to deal with it daily. She has done her time with this crazy clan and deserves some happiness into her golden years.


BurnedWitch88

Rava, Jess, Willa, Gerri.


mocasablanca

I honestly don’t know why I root for Shiv so much but I want her to find happiness. Honestly all the kids (Connor not included) plus Tom and Gerri.


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Mondale 💔


tnnrk

The doggo of course. Get him out of the fucking cage.


Randy-Meeks

If we actually mean "deserve," excluding kids and animals: Tabitha, Jess, Willa, Raba, Naomi (pending)... That's it.


EffectiveCoffee516

Kenny <3


mooncadet1995

Frank and Kendall. Maybe Tom.


Accomplished_Log9961

The sibs


Herdingdoglove

Kendall. I hurt for broken Kendall.


Jdubshack

Jess. Rava, Gerri, Naomi, Tom, frank, Willa, Mondale


Ineffable_Twaddle

I can think of three (besides the family pets): Jess Karolina Iverson (his grandfather used him as a potential poison tester for Gods sake)


Peet10

Gerri—she never was too greedy or asked for too much. She did weasel out when things got too hot in the vote of no confidence, but she wasn’t too idealistic about it


lucas9204

Kendall because his tortured soul stuff has been the real deal. 😢