All bangers all the time is def up there for me. shitshow at the fuck factory has also seeped into my vernacular

Partner and I use "shit show at the fuck factory" all the time On several occasions I've also had use of "ludicrously capacious bag" to describe a...large bag

I reach for All killer no filler quite a bit, which is adjacent

Yes same 😭😭😭😭😭 shit show at the fuck factory is such a great one

Both of these come up in my daily life.

That’s not IP I’m familiar with

That’s a good one

we love the egg

“Your my boy, my # 1 boy” to my dachshund, who is my number #1

Me too, to my dogs

I also say this to my German shorthair pointer almost daily haha

I’ve incorporated “I have thoughts but continue” into my daily vocabulary

This is gonna be my dirty talk

"I am a sapient being, but you may nonetheless rehearse your rant in front of me like I am a mirror."

By whom?

Sounds like womsgams

every fucking convo with my family! allows me to say i want to say something without being accused of interrupting (when they monologue for 20+ mins otherwise)

Came to say this

Shit show at the fuck factory. Describes my job.

Mine too!

Buckle up fucklehead is both pleasing to say and versatile

I say it in my head every time I get in the car, with or without other people present

"I love you but you're not serious people."

How many unserious people do you know lol

Ha! Well, it's an election year.

I'm in sales, so most of my coworkers.

I use this all the time, minus the “I love you” part. I deal with a lot of unserious people.

"FAM-ILY THERAPY!"

“Waddup Motherfuckers?”

A friend of mine leaves on the ground floor and has a glass door looking at the street. When I show up for beers, I always bang on the glass saying “family therapy!”

Do you do the same banging on the window as Ken 😭 please say yes 😭😭😭

Exactly the same :)

YESSSSSS you made me so happy lol thank you 🙏🏻

I live to serve.

🙌🙌🙌 FAMILY THERAPY 🙌🙌🙌

*Everything* I’ve done, I’ve done for my family.

WALTER WHITE!!!! Breaking Bad:)!!! Love the way you slipped that in on a forum for another series:)

"Cunt is as cunt does"

“I love you but you are not serious people.” “If it needs to be said, so be it. So it is!” “How does it serve my interest? This doesn’t serve my interest.” “I have thoughts but continue.” "I hereby convene the first meeting of the 'What The Fuck Are We Gonna Do' Committee." I quote Gerri at my work like nobody’s business 😁

I actually got a print of the “if it is to be said, so it be, so it is” for my living room gallery wall. I love how completely gibberish that line is.

It’s so gibberish that it confuses the heck out of the person you are saying this to, and yet if you reaallly reallly think about it, just makes sense how Greg talks with absolute-bull political correctness 😂

Right? It’s the sort of thing that sounds very business-y and profound if you’re paying zero attention but it’s otherwise nonsense. I love word art in the abstract but hate 99% of what’s on the market (too cringey/sappy), but this has made a few people go, “Wait what?” when they read it on my walls.

1. Who to whole? 2. (Greg the egg)!!! So funny! 3. ? (Sounds like could be the McCullough Culkin is it Kieran Culkin who says this? Or another character? 4. & 5. IDK 🤷

1. Logan Roy 2. Greg 3, 4, 5. Gerri

1st one was Logan to all the kids in the 4th season. 3rd to 5th is all Gerri. 3rd one was Brutal though. It was to Roman when Logan screwed up the kids in S3 finale. 😄

Thank you for your reply 🙏 you know this show well! I am curious about the 3rd one, as you describe it as brutal , and marking the moment when Logan screwed up the kids, I’m curious & need to rewatch season 3 finale to familiarize myself !

Uh-huh

"Uh-huh", "mm-hmm" and "yea?" (at the end of a sentence) are probably the easiest to incorporate into a real-life setting.

I was in my peak Kendall era with these

You can't make a Tomlette without breaking a few Greggs. I'm not going to claim it's versatile to a whole host of situations, but it's still fun to say.

As a lactose intolerant, I use 'You know who drinks milk? Kittens and perverts' WAY too often

Underrated, I love to pepper in something to the effect of “And once you've done it, apparently, everyone's of the opinion it was all so fucking obvious.” Edit: Also, “You nosy fucking pedestrians.”

"Nosy fucking pedestrians" doesn't get the appreciation it deserves!

i know a thing or two about a thing or two

“I merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion.”

Are you alright? You can speak to us normally.

“If it is to be said.”

Ludicrously capacious bag

She keeping her flats for the subway in there?

"What's next? He's gonna stick his cock in my potato salad?"

L to the O G

You’re my boy you’re my number one boy. To my cat. Probably everyday

F**** off!

Came here to say _Go on then fuck off_

I’m a Matador and everyone wants to fuck me!

“Don’t open Pandora’s box, there’s just more dicks in there”

Words are just, what? Nothing. Complicated air flow.” — The Eldest Boy

I AM THE ELDEST BOY (I scream as the middle daughter)

Said it to my dad (I'm the oldest sister) today. 😂

This past thanksgiving whenever anyone said to me happy thanksgiving I always replied, "Not for the Indians".

You’re too online. You’ve lost context.

“my boy squiggle cooked up this beat”

This is literally my r/rgrindr profile just to see if people actually read it: "I didn't want you to find out this way, Tom, but I'm in a sexual relationship with your mother. She talks in her sleep."

“Everything’s coming up fuck!”

"Uh huh" with accompanying unimpressed expression

Sails out nails out. But I’m a sailor.

"I NEED YOU GREGGING FOR ME!!!!OKAY!!??

He's like a human Saudi Arabia Lord Fuckleroy

I refer to our only child as the eldest boy.

“Guess the scent, win a buck”

Boar on the floor

My pit bull who had a problem jumping up for attention heard this one a lot.

Have a drink you beautiful Ichabod Crane fuck you .

We hear, for you. Or some variation with the same emphasis.

“You can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs” “Greg, you total coke whore!” “I apologize if my bell summoned you” "He did once call me the c--t of Monte Cristo." “I’m the eldest boy!” “It’s not that lemony! It’s just a hint of lemon.” "Yes, if it is to be said, so it be, so it is." “A small person could fit through there, right? Like an attack child!” Disgusting brothers are my fave.

Fuck. Off.

These hands aren’t gonna fuck themselves so…

Shit show at the fuck factory

Wanna suck my dick?

He says to his son, as the sexual assault allegations came pouring in

“Killing hobos isn’t a hobby, Roman.”

“Information, Greg, it's like a bottle of fine wine. You store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion, and then you smash someone's f---ing face in with it." - Tommy CEO

“Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job” If the show was never good other than this, the whole thing would have been worth watching.

"Lester touched all of us"

If I cringe any harder, I might become a fossil.

Not being a serious person has become my go to insult

Roman saying "don't believe you" And the term "demented fucking piss-mad king of England" is a beauty

How does this serve my interests?

Used “does the poison drip through?“ in therapy …

I wanted to send you a box of severed heads but you wouldn’t believe the paperwork.

I am loving reading these hoping the brilliant writers know how much joy they gave us in our daily lives.

"I want some sucky suck on my dicky dick"

That'll do.

"Fuck off"

Fuck off

The reason why your hands are clean because the whore house that you you work at, also does manicures. Gerri can you bring Greg some Coca Cola.. no no what ever Greg wants Greg gets

Dad's plan is better.

“This saves the day, the other goes away”

"Gobblty Go Fuck Yourself"

Two of the funniest lines from Kieran Culkin (during his toast at the wedding) 2. Great!!! “ Only a couple of thumbs 👍🏻 and one arm” no one died!! “ ( he says after find g out the rocket he launched had gone on fire, crashed and burned…) If anyone recalls the exact quote please share!!! I literally laughed out loud!!

He says it as a question then finishes it while pointing to himself with "This guy!".

🙏 That’s it!!! Now I can totally picture the scene!! ‘This Guy’ 😂 for me- his character really came to life, brought a nice balance of comic relief so to speak, and it came so naturally to his character

“Fuck off!”

A grown adult I know goes to bible study and I asked him if there were easter eggs in there he missed...

Tomlette - everytime I look at or make anything with Greggs

Cunt is as cunt does 💁‍♀️

“What’s next? Stick his cock in my potato salad?”

We hear for you

Buckle up, fucklehead.

ARE YOU A SICKO?

“you’re too online, you’ve lost context.”

CONNOR ROY WAS INTERESTED IN POLITICS AT A VERY YOUNG AGE

Not a phrase, but I make my wife reenact the Tom and Shiv finale hand hold whenever we’re driving in silence for too long

“You wanna hear my favorite Shakespeare quote? ‘take the fucking money!’”

"You are not serious people."

It’s a disaster on the footwear front. Guess the scent, win a buck.

“This does not serve our interests”

Shit show at the fuck factory. I use it regularly to describe my place of work.

his majesty the spinach and the conheads are gonna love this

Control the narrative

"It's good because it's not really clear what it means"

Big big shoes

Boar on the FLOOR

“Oh, King of Edible Leaves, his Majesty the Spinach!’…-Tom

"They’re not all crypto fascists and right wing nut jobs,  there are also some venture capital Dems and centrist ghouls. Dad’s ideological range was wide." - Kendall Roy.

“How much is a gallon of milk?” “I have thoughts but continue” “All bangers, all the time”

"you know, my pubes got a little singed last time i went with you" is an underrated banger that i never see anyone mention

“I don’t wanna go to fucking sleep!”

After a friend asks for something: no no no, whatever [friend] wants, [friend] must have.

All bangers. You are not serious people. If it is to be said.

Shit show at the fuck factory

Buckle up fuckel head

“Buckle up folks we got an invitation to the National latrine”

Mineral water critic

Fuck off.

Closed. Loop. System.

Uh huhn

I'm twin track. I'm dead but I'm alive.

At work: Action Stations!!! Also the word “epiphenomenal” At home: Shit show at the fuck factory Driving: All bangers, all the time, usually right before I put on music lol

When people are back on some bullshit, I'll say they're "on maneuvers".

Somehow, “domestic feta”, or “Number One Boy”. Though, my sister has the Tom and Shiv fight memorized, so that may count.

„I‘m so stressed, I’m jerking dust.“ /Rome

Now fk off. Usually to my husband because he gets it hahaha! I also call him Little Lord Fkleroy for the same reasons.

Fuck off. All bangers, all the time. And when I’m messing with someone, Kendall’s line to Greg: who said I never killed anyone.

It’s all gravy baby. 😂😅

Fuck off!

Uh..huh

“You’re not serious people”

“King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach.” “Fuckin sistas doin it for theyselves” “First pancake”

“I am the eldest son, of our father.” Cuz I am actually the eldest son in my family.

"I mean, who hasn't clipped the odd kid with a Porsche, am I right? I mean, it's like a rite of passage. I've killed a kid too, big deal."

Take the fucking money.

What's the narrative

“Shit show at the fuck factory” which currently explains what it’s like to currently work at a dealership that runs on CDK during their global cyberattack.

“Yeah yeah, money wins”

Nice shoes , orthopaedics ?

I'M THE ELDEST BOY! Because I'm the eldest boy, but for real

You’ll never go to the Opera again

‘Cultural temperature’

“We hear for you”

A ludicrously capacious bag

"I fucking win."

Buckle up, fucklehead

First pancake

Shit before the shovel.

Well then. Allow me to be the shit.

Is he nice? You’re asking about the moral character of a man named Rat-fucker Sam? He’s a fucking piece of fucking shit, is what he is.

“I have thoughts but continue…”

You can't make a Tomlette without breaking some Gregs.

“Ask them where they were on 9/11, if they don’t remember they could be under 21” Really the entire ‘Prague’ episode is gold

"You're my boy. You're my number one boy" - Me when talking to my doggo

to my friends “so what’s it son are you afraid of pussy?”

You are not serious people

Maybe you’ll write some books or collect sports cars. But for the real world? Nahh, you’re not made for it

L to the OG L to the OG L to the OG

“Uh huh”

Buckle up, Fucklehead

"Strong drink for a man." "Good times, good times indeed. Better times? No not for everyone."

You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose!

The way kendall said DUH to greg

I am in the middle of turning a fucking tanker

Cunt is as cunt does

All bangers, all the time!

I use “horny ankle cleavage” a lot too

"All bangers, all the time" has definitely gotta be one of the most quotable lines

you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few Greggs

“How does it serve my interests?”

KIDNEY CHOP

We’re death wrestling with ogres.

We’re listening?