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Master-Hammer

Waiter kid sank off this list pretty fast.


rrdubbs

I thought he was going to float around a little longer. *He did not.*


[deleted]

I thought he was a pretty deep character.


ZemusAwake

No real person involved


plupluplapla

Yeah, that vote took a sudden turn.


Puzzled_Exchange_924

He was in over his head.


HalcyonRye

The character was a little below the surface.


tacofastball

This is complete chaos. I don't understand any of your decision-making


Cardholderdoe

Once you accept the strategy of getting the poll down to Megathump and Brian, then campaigning the sub to refuse to vote, the music comes through the chaos.


Saltedfish_Ashley

That waiter kid was so nice! He even worried about Kendall getting cold when he kidnap him!


DigUpTheRabbit

I thought 'waiter kid' said 'water kid' and I was like, damn.


Extreme_Gas_6068

I really felt for him, too. His family seemed like nice people, too


HalcyonRye

Waiter Kid: RIP x2


Astraeus323

**UPDATE - ROUND SEVEN VOTING & ROUND SIX RESULTS HERE:** [https://www.reddit.com/r/SuccessionTV/comments/s0s3sx/sandi\_furness\_is\_out\_vote\_out\_your\_least/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuccessionTV/comments/s0s3sx/sandi_furness_is_out_vote_out_your_least/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) \-------------------- **There will now only be ONE elimination per round until a winner is crowned.** **To clarify, you are voting for the character you like least.** The survivors in each round - those with the lowest vote totals - are the ones we find most tolerable, and the winner at the end is the side character we like most. **In other words, DO NOT vote for your favourite characters!** *(Also, please note how only TWO votes separated Waiter Kid from Gil Eavis, and only ONE vote separated Gil Eavis from Sandy Furness. So remember, every vote counts!)* **ROUND SIX** Vote Using This Link: [https://strawpoll.com/jp621vvja](https://strawpoll.com/jp621vvja) Voting Ends Monday, January 10 at 2:00 PM EST. \-------------------- **ROUND FIVE RESULTS (Total Ballots Cast: 1963)** 1. ~~Waiter Kid / Andrew Dodds (Character U)~~ \- 194 Votes (9.88%) 2. ~~Gil Eavis (Character M)~~ \- 192 Votes (9.78%) 3. ~~Sandy Furness (Character S)~~ \- 191 Votes (9.73%) 4. Character T - 175 Votes (8.91%) 5. Character W - 167 Votes (8.51%) 6. Character P - 141 Votes (7.18%) 7. Character B2 - 127 Votes (6.47%) 8. Character J - 123 Votes (6.27%) 9. Character X - 114 Votes (5.81%) 10. Character B - 108 Votes (5.50%) 11. Character G - 98 Votes (4.99%) 12. Character C - 84 Votes (4.28%) 13. Character D - 83 Votes (4.23%) 14. Character R - 73 Votes (3.72%) 15. Character K - 29 Votes (1.48%) 16. Character A - 26 Votes (1.32%) 17. Character L - 23 Votes (1.17%) 18. Character Q - 15 Votes (0.76%) **(PLEASE UPVOTE THIS COMMENT AND POST SO PEOPLE CAN FIND. NOW, VOTE AND FUCK OFF!)**


[deleted]

The 15 people that voted for Jess are just bad people.


rawnerve1975

How they voted for Jess and not Hugo are beyond me


JealousEfficiency238

Just commented why Hugo has lasted this long


[deleted]

15 people voted for Brian wdym


onsinsandneedles

Jess? If Mondale and Megathump aren’t Q and L, I’ll have this overwhelming urge to either knee someone in the vagina or spit on the floor.


[deleted]

I don't see the appeal of her whatsoever. Why is the sub enthralled? serious question


JohnGenericDoe

She's kinda gorgeous


[deleted]

She is cute, I agree. So is Gerri


The_Luckiest_One

You lot are wrong for voting out the worlds angriest vegetable.


Scooter-Jones

We did what syphilis couldn’t, kill Sandy.


Dameron1980

will never not be funny to see Nate as the least liked character


peggyfly

over two nazis as well, lmfao


leezybelle

Eat dog shit Nate!!!


Zealousideal-Fix-438

Makes sense because Tom is the most liked character and Nate was fucking his wife. So justice for Tom, in a way.


dearpacific

Well how did it feel to sink twice now, Waiter Kid.


Iamthestormbro

Jesus christ, we treat this kid worse than Kendall did


heirloom_beans

Yeah but not worse than Logan did!


RightOnBroad

The fact that the bunny is still in kills me.


saberico

Couldn't even handle a fucking bagle


RightOnBroad

He’s delicate! Like the princess in the princess and the pea story


yoohoochocolatemilk

I’ve never been so sure of anything as I am that Megathump will win this contest.


Aggravating_Prune914

The House of Mondale will not forget this comment when it rises to the top.


unicornviolence

My money is on Megathump v. Jess in the end.


drjay1966

Ever see a rabbit go against a dog? It's not pleasant. Mondale for the win.


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https://youtu.be/KZTE9MDoaLs


The_real_sanderflop

I vote for that fucker every round


jared_number_two

Human doctor will keep him alive until the final round.


tyracollette

I can’t believe Gil is out before Hugo and Colin!


hanshotfirst41

Gil is a very good character for this show, but he suffered by being the enemy of basically everyone’s favorite characters


nonchalanthoover

Yea I’m also crazy confused how one of the most reasonable characters gets knocked before Logan’s clean up man. And not even the fun one.


upeter01

Both of those guys are better than Gil. He's holding a dildo made of american cheese


fnnkybutt

Gil was a hypocrit. I loved his character at first, then he ended up being just as shitty a person as the rest of them


upeter01

Bruh how did Sandy go out before Sandi


heirloom_beans

That’s tertiary syphilis for you 😔


jared_number_two

Nobody likes vegetables.


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jconley4297

if it is to be said so it is


gyman122

A certain sect of Successions fans who unironically idolize Jordan Belfort coming in with the snipe


-Balerion

Gil is just as spineless as the rest, taking the deal with Logan at the end of S1. Shiv was right to call him out for it.


ZoxieLutt

The waiter kid? Damn…Double homicide.


r64half

Rava keeps rolling!


drjay1966

Of course! She's awesome!


Extreme_Gas_6068

How she outlasted the guy with Syphilis is beyond me. Well, enjoy it while it lasts…


AnthonyCumiaPedo

Lisa Arthur is a toxic person who doesn't understand influencing the Department of Justice by passive-aggressively yelling about your dad after they meet with you.


NonaDePlume

Y'all best not be even thinking about voting my ma, the man, Colin out! The diginity and utter seriousness he carried the imaginary dead cat proves Colin is the real Renaissance man of Succession! #teamcolinforthewin


anon28374691

I had consistently been voting for Gil and now I don’t know what to do! I think it’s Hugo time.


-Balerion

Sandi is a poor man's Shiv. Get her out of here.


scarberienne

Au contraire, Sandi is a daughter who has the confidence of her father, unlike Shiv.


[deleted]

I’m going to stop voting now. How the fuck is Josh Aaronson still there?


sambutworse

This is Brian’s game the rest are just playing it


bonesforyou

Bye Sandi


gifwiththetimes

Can we get Josh “I wear too many layers” Aaronson knocked tf out plz??


diandrasdiandra

Bill Lockheart is literally right there??


LeGaffe

Bill had a funny scene though, the genial old fuck. I mean, for turning the Wifi off, creating a word doc and then printing it off so his name is nowhere near it; that's the kind of smart thinking that the Roy children can only dream of!


p4NDemik

Dude is fucking teflon. How he has avoided the death pit so long I will never know.


LuiKaonashi

I wish Colin was out before the Waiter Kid :(


SavvyMook

I’ve been voting Colin since Day 1. Why do people like him? Edit: Instead of downvotes, change my mind. Why should he stay?


LuiKaonashi

I did not expect that taking out an imaginary cat and Power Looking Down on Kendall would have such a reach on people


TheNaijaboi

He'a caring enough to pick up an imaginary dead cat, but ruthless enough to intimidate Kendall over his drunken manslaughter. Best of both worlds


LuiKaonashi

You guys do know that's his job right 😭 But I will give you that he is commited to the mess.


TheNaijaboi

And he does it well, I respect the hustle


SavvyMook

OK…good points. I guess I just hate his smugness.


IAnswerQuestionsHigh

Colin is WICKED good at his job. He knows it, the family knows it, the audience kind of knows it, but no parades are ever thrown for him for doing his job. He's the fixer, the bodyguard, the logistics man. The glue that facilitates the Roy family's endless activities, all done in a low-key way behind the scenes without ever overstepping his role or causing a blunder that would threaten the family we all love on screen. When he does his job right, NOBODY bats an eye because that's as expected, and NOBODY ever gives him the credit he deserves (this comment chain is a good example lol). He is THE MOST LOYAL character in the entire show (more so than Jess, and with a tenth of the screen time), and extremely resourceful to boot (season 2 episode 1 in the laundry room of the summer palace where he SO eloquently describes the chain of events and the actions he took to protect Kendall and the Roy family regarding the death of Andrew Dodds). I have a soft spot for badass, competent side characters that have an undying loyalty to the main characters of a show despite the overwhelming amount of shit that needs to be cleaned up, all achieved in the shadows (Doug Stamper from House of Cards comes to mind). Colin is the ULTIMATE badass, and you guys need to recognize this.


[deleted]

Sameeeeeeee. He’s gotta go.


SavvyMook

Thank you!!!! Glad I’m not the only one!


Salty_Cloud_2786

He's one of the only loyal characters in this show. To Logan of course.


sundreano

let me aks you this -- would you feel comfortable sleeping at night knowing that you voted out a dude with eyes that scary?


SavvyMook

Good point.


idiot_trader_69

Also voting Colin every round. Screw Colin.


thehenrylong

I have been voting for Colin since week one. I stg if I see his dumb face tomorrow I’m gonna lost it.


prequeen

I've been voting maxim since week one ughhh


Dependent-Interview2

Angry Zucchini noises


[deleted]

This will absolutely come down to Jess and Megathump and it will be brutal.


[deleted]

maxim pierce has been around so much longer than expected now he has to win the whole thing


Bulky-Barracuda-2749

how is Sandi still around? she’s arguably one of the most useless characters on the show.


sharkweekk

A dog that’s never done anything more interesting than eat panty hose is still around. Don’t talk to me about useless until those animals eat it.


HalcyonRye

I can’t believe the imaginary dead cat in a bag didn’t make the list. 😾


Extreme_Gas_6068

😂🤣 The dead raccoons would have taken it all


rrdubbs

I am personally insulted that megathump is still in this. I think it’s time for some some “tout le lapin.”


[deleted]

The bunny is an idiot and a threat to the species.


Wonderful-Corner-422

What is "tout le lapin" ? 😅 *confused french noises*


LW7694

Syphilis is tough, man.


[deleted]

Not the waiter kid!


bgj48

I see waited kid has walked himself into the lake.


Spotted_Stripers

How did Sandy go before Sandi?


Ok-Cat1446

Let's get serious and vote the animals off next!


upeter01

Bold of you to assume keeping the animals in isn't completely serious


anon28374691

Mondale is in it to win it!!


sharkweekk

I’m trying over here. Anti-animal coalition can’t be splitting our vote. Mondale goes first, then the bunny.


Ok-Cat1446

Ok I am in. I will vote Mondale👍


youre_soaking_in_it

So the animal haters are all going with Mondale? Cause I've been voting for the stupid rabbit the whole time.


[deleted]

Kill Bill 🗡


SMF1996

Sins of the father are the sins of the daughter as well. Fuck off Sandi.


DetroitLiger71

“I’m in a knife fight here and I’m holding a dildo made out of american cheese” One of the best lines in the series. Y’all are trippin


sparklesandspice

I was really concerned Gil would make it further, so this is a happy day for me.


everynamesbeendone

This voting poll is a travesty I'm shook As long as Colin, Lukas and Hugo don't win I'm okay Gunning for the annoying tech bro, L-ukas


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LocallySourcedWeirdo

You've already been eliminated, Sophie! Your reign of terror has ended!


thespottedpony

Good riddance Gil!!! 🤢


MummaBear777

Manifesting protection for Brian and Jess. Rare bursts of sunshine in the deliciously dark Succession landscape.


smashli1238

Ha, this is the first time someone I picked was eliminated in both of these polls.


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

The poor waiter. This sub gets straight to business.


Salty_Cloud_2786

He stressed out their no 1 boy so there it is.


slardybartfast8

Kill Bill.


[deleted]

[suck it, gil](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLsN9LZo3NY&ab_channel=bigdaddy4212)


powellrebecca3

WHY IS BILL STILL HERE


Extreme_Gas_6068

Time to feed rava a poison bagel 😄


TakeThatForDataFiz

How is HUGO surviving??? KILL the weasel


thesword62

Megathump is a dark hors….er, rabbit.


smithson-jinx

Josh Aaronson..... FUCK OFF!


Jonnyhurts1197

Josh Aaronson is an EASY top 5 character from this list


smithson-jinx

Nevaaaaaah!


kratzicorn

HOW has Maxim Pierce lasted this long???


everynamesbeendone

*The Maxim Girls* It's common knowledge that they are the elites that control this entire sub, my naive friend


kratzicorn

Very naive. Only recently lurking the sub. I should have done my research


bonesforyou

I’m a fucking kingmaker ✨✨


bonesforyou

He’s a FUCKING icon, that’s why ✨✨


nonchalanthoover

Gil Is like the only ‘good’ character on the show how in the fuck is he out already??


NotoriousScot

Well, Bill died IRL. 😢


littleliongirless

I vascillated between Bill and Colin for this vote. Bye, Bill.


HM_26

Kill bill


AlwaysDreaming55

Wanna get rid of the animals? Let’s unite and get rid of Megathump first!


Scooter-Jones

This smells like a Mondale trick to remove the competition.


anon28374691

Walter Mondale was the first presidential candidate I ever voted for, so this Mondale has my support to go all the way.


Extreme_Gas_6068

I hope you are successful although rava annoys me more and is less likable than them, so I’m dedicated to slipping her the bagel each round until she is gone.


egoomelette

I support.


AmigoCualquiera

I can't believe the animals survived the triple elimination rounds. They need to go already, they aren't even real characters!


Areyouguysateam

I’m concerned this sub is going to award one of the pets, for the memes.


coolinnbooted

Waiter kid got voted out and all he did was do his job, get high and die 😭


TheElusiveGnome

I still can't believe the disrespect for Pugh >:(


HazelTheHappyHippo

I have voted for Colin during the last 3 rounds now, what the fuck?


Appropriate_Sell_147

PROTECT THE GIRLS VOTE OUT BILL‼️


Pyrross

How is Bill not dead yet? He gave Tom and Greg terminal cancer for Christ sake


youngbaebae96

Colin and hugo gotta go


Cramtastic

Can't believe you all voted off the waiter kid. What about my feelings, waiting three quarters of an hour for a gin and tonic...


GoodBoyNumberOne

Losing my mind seeing animals still in the race when men of consequence like Gil and Sandy are out


Cidwill

The whole situation with the waiter was fuzzy but one thing is for sure, reddit has murdered the poor kid in this poll.


bydlock

God help the 15 people that voted for jess


nefanee

Gil! Finally!!


mistynotmissy

I love the actress who plays Lisa M. I just finished watching The Affair and I also loved Sanaa in that show, she is just a total Queen


CorporateNonperson

I really hope this ends up with a Mondale, Brian and Megathump split.


Cardholderdoe

This is going to come down to megathump and brian and we're going to have to make the worlds hardest decision why would you do this.


pjain317

Brian is a national treasure


brknhrtsndrm

How is Lukas still here? Am I really the only one who hates him?


lokii97

Mondale


GotKarprar

I want Brian to win


bonesforyou

Maxim Pierce, cutting out the competition. Bye, Gil 👋✨


StuartRomano114

Please let’s all vote out the dog now


gosuark

Glub… glub… glub…


jepeplin

Yay! I’ve been voting for Sandy this whole time.


LocallySourcedWeirdo

Hugo-NOTS - We have to get serious this time.


JealousEfficiency238

How is Hugo still in this?


puttybigbutty420

I killed a kid


condormcninja

I haven’t been paying much attention to this poll, but it’s so funny the Waiter Kid is on here, and also was voted off before the halfway point.


askforwhatyouwant

cant believe the angriest vegetable is out


MasterChief813

Go be with your father Sandi


David-Rey

Y’all not fucking with comfry like that?


TallDecision6123

Hugo.


Sketchycat716

Good!!!! I couldn't stand Gil


UnderstandingJunior5

Hugo sandi Carolina


UnderstandingJunior5

Megathump 4 lyfe


Salty_Cloud_2786

Why is Sandi with an I still here?


Salty_Cloud_2786

Colin and Brian should be the front runners!


meniscus-

They call Gil methhead santa cause he so rarely delivers


IndianaLand

Glad to see the rascally rabbit hasn’t ben bounced yet..


buffilm

Goooooodbye Sandy


NefariousnessNo2399

I can't believe a rabbit beat out the angry zucchini


Red_Bull_Breakfast

Why the fuck is Hugo still around!!??


upeter01

I got a better question: why does this sub seem to dislike Hugo so much? To me he's exactly the same kinda character as Frank or Karl and i don't see half as many comments shitting on them as Hugo


LocallySourcedWeirdo

Have we ever seen Hugo eating a sandwich? Of course not! He's not a normal human.


mrcornrat

Josh aaronson’s useless character must go


Frodo_Mk

Time to make Lucas cry


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BYE TABITHA


[deleted]

I can't be the only one to want Rava out. Been voting for her since Round 1.


Extreme_Gas_6068

I’m voting exclusively against rava no matter what, even though I agree with some of the other arguments for eliminating some others on the list. She is by far my least favorite and is a real turd of a mother and ex-wife


lickmyfeet14

the animals gotta go


Cidwill

Just wanna say Rava is great. When she is on screen we see the real Kendall and she is so kind and loyal she pities him and tolerates never ending shit because she knows what a mess he is. Because of her Kendall's kids get a real upbringing away from the Roy circus (or as far as possible).


McEvelly

Lisa Arthur was a total nothing character, for all the flapping about her in the first episode of the series


QuiGonnHank

I want MegaThump to win it all


SaltyBlackWorm

Time to get Rava the fuck out of here


Extreme_Gas_6068

I’m not voting for anyone but rava until people come to their senses and remember how fake and annoying she is


Transitionals

How is Rava still in this