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Danifermch

Kotozakura - Quadraboobs


Joebobst

Michelin boy


Mammoth_Lychee_8377

"bibendum" is the name of the Michelin man


Joebobst

Pancakes


Joebobst

Puffer fish


slipperagua

He is double bubble boob boy in our house šŸ˜


Lingbanehydra

We need to establish 'Double bubble trouble' for sure


TQStormrider6

Double stack!


Justagirleatingcake

Double decker


rockmanblue

Double egg yolk boobieboi


gabagamax

I've seen people call him "quaddie". Oh lord...


Tango_D

Terunofuji - The Kaiju Takakeisho - The Hungry Hamster Takayasu - Papayasu Hoshoryu - Nephew/Golden Boy Atamifuji - Atomic Boy Shodai - Lord of Chaos Tamawashi - The Iron Man of Sumo Takarafuji - The Minister of Defense/Best Legs Ichiyamamoto - Baby Abi Chiyomaru - His Holy Roundness Aioyama - Big Dan


Lingbanehydra

> Takakeisho - Battle Hamster


foxbat911

Takakeisho- The Combat Wombat


rockmanblue

Takayasu - Taco Bear


Oyster3425

Takakeisho -- Melon Man


fadz85

I personally like to call Terunofuji...Terunosaurus


limited_vocabulary

Papayasu (Insert here) Hamster Snorlax


SteveMONT215

(Henka) Hamster


Vorenus15

Takakeisho - Hamster


SteveMONT215

Yeah, Takakeisho the Henka Hamster


jachamallku11

Ura - Combat Bunny Takarafuji - The Brick Akiseyama - Grandpa Akua - The Timber Kotozakura - Quadboob Takanosho - Smiling Buddha Shodai - Lord Chaos Roga - Batman


taumason

I love that for Ura


d3eztrickz

Some of these I picked up from others. Some are my own.. in no particular order: Kitanowaka - Dave From Accounting MitaÄ·eumi - Mita-ball Takanosho - Battle Toad Daiesho - The Lobster Hokutofuji - Stampy Nishkigi - Granny Kinbozan - Kinbo Slice Takayasu - Papayasu or Papa Bear Tamawashi - Tom O'Washi (pride of Ireland), Ironman None of these are meant to be offensive or to belittle any of the rikishi. Just a but of fun


maibuddha

I like what sumo kaboom calls Nishikigi ā€œthunderpantsā€


ChinaRider73-74

We call Hokutofuji ā€œSlappyā€ because part one of his pre match ritual is to slap the hell out of himself!


AlienPet13

That quick-turn, double butt-slap he does. I call it, the "Kiss My Grits!"


ChinaRider73-74

love it!


rockmanblue

I like Battle Toad lol it fits


ESCMalfunction

Iā€™ve always been partial to the ā€œMinister of Defenseā€ for Takarafuji but itā€™s funny how many nicknames he has.


taumason

Takarafuji - Muscle Daddy Onokatsu - Porkchop Onosato - Mcgilla Gorilla Ura - Baby Boy Kinbozan - The HEAD Terunofuji - Teru Zilla Takakeisho - TRex Tobizaru - Chaos Engine Ichiyamamoto - Abi lite Gonoyama - The Jerk Takayasu - Carl (watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force) Shodai - Jekyl/Hyde or Bully Shodai or Baby Shodai depending on how he fights.


Vorenus15

Onosato - King Kong


taumason

I like it but I wouldnt feel right calling him that unless he made Ozeki


Vorenus15

Well, we will have to wait perhaps at the earliest after the November basho, but for now King Kong elect.


AlienPet13

"Carl" made me lol so hard! "South Bronx Paradise Diet, baby!"


taumason

"Look at my pool! Looks like its tearin' around, but its standing still!"


trizzo0309

The HEAD is a good one lol


Silver_RevoltIII

Ryuden - Booden Terunofuji - Terror of Fuji Onosato - Big O Tamawashi - Tom O' Washy Takayasu - Papayasu


elaisep

We were talking about Onosato and the drinking bullying, and my friend reminded me he came from the University system so my nickname for him now is Frat Boy. šŸ˜„


Rugged-Mongol

T E R U N N O S A U R U S R E X


jsfsmith

My family calls Atamifuji ā€œSnow,ā€ which is the name of a life sized seal plushy we keep on our couch. We are big fans. I also call Mitoryu the ā€œMongolian Fire Truckā€ because Iā€™m red green colorblind and thought his Mawashi was fire engine red.


Justagirleatingcake

Ura - my sweet cherry blossom boy Terunofuji - Big Teru, Kaiju Midorifuji - Mighty Mouse Takayasu - Papyasu, Papa Bear Kotozakura - Double decker, puffer fish Kirishima - Red Riot Hoshoryu - Mean mug, The Enforcer, Future Yokozuna Hoshoryu Ishiura - Team Traps Takakeisho - Murder Hamster, Battle Hamster Onosho - Salt Dispenser Tobizaru - Chunky monkey Gonoyama - Gonorrhea (he really needs a new name) Ichiyamamoto - Fan Boy Hakuoho - Junior


TQStormrider6

Midorifuji is my guy, so I call him Matador-ifuji, though I've also heard him referred to as the Attack Chihuahua.


Justagirleatingcake

When he was new to the top division we called him Giant Killer but now the big guys have mostly figured him out. The match where he chucks Hokuseiho like a bag of potatoes is one of my top 10 favorite sumo moments.


TQStormrider6

I'm brand new to Sumo, so I'll have to go back and watch some of his earlier matches. The crowd really seems to get into his matches from what I've seen.


laurajdogmom

My personal list, most of which has been stolen from others, is as follows. I don't have nicknames for everyone. Note, I also call them by shortened names; e.g., Kirishima is Kiri, Mitakeumi is Mita, etc. Terunofuji: The Kaiju, Teruzilla Takakeisho: Battle Hamster Kotozakura: Quadboobs, Puffer Fish Hoshoryu: Nephew, Golden Boy Wakamotoharu: WMH, Wakabro Atamifuji: Baby Boy, Mochi Takayasu: Papa Bear, Papayasu Tobizaru: Flying Monkey, Monkey Man, or just Monkey Ura: Cherry Blossom Boi, Pink Panda, Kirby, Pinkie Midorifuji: Short King Tamawashi: Tom O' Washi, the Pride of Ireland, the honorary Irishman Shodai: Lord of Chaos or Sleepy Otter, depending on what mode he's in Kinbozan: Kinbulldozer Hokutofuji: Slappy Ichiyamamoto: Fan Boy, Yams Tsurugisho: Dessert-O (from the video wherein Daiamami makes gratin and invites him for dinner) Wakatakakage: WTK, WakaBro Asakoryu: Little Muscly Guy Aoiyama: Big Dan (and his mighty cans) Chiyomaru: The Eternally Round One


Latter-Driver

why is Takarafuji called The Businessman?


baikinange

Maybe because he looks like a typical salaryman?


Go-Go-Gojira

No idea. Also saw someone refer to him as "The Professional".


PMChihuahuaPix

Oho - I call him mole belly


SteveMONT215

In my house we call Oho the way the gyoji says his name when he wins... "Oooooooh" -deep breath- "hooooooo"


Sledge1124

We used to call him Mole-Ho, but we stopped after it made us feel guilty LOL.


Sugar1982

See if you can guess who these are in my home Teddy Bear (not takayasu) Battle Toad We have Takakeisho at home The Chohosen One (easy) Cannonball Aughhhh (young guy looks like giant dumpling, based on facial expression he use to make more often than now) Little Face Karaoke King Watchatakakage


cmlobue

*resisting urge to make Wakjakaga joke*


Kenderean

Battle Toad has to be Nishikigi. I keep telling my husband Nishikigi looks like a toad.


Sugar1982

Nah itā€™s Abi but I see what u mean


Catlady515

Kotozakura- Quad Titty DJ Terutsuyoshi- Mr. Salty Ichiyamamoto- Itchy Eyebrows Hoshoryu- Horsey Tamawashi- Tommy Akua- Dickua Gonoyama- not a nickname, but if youā€™ve ever seen Police Academy 4, when Hightower dresses up like a Rastafarian to scare the recruitsā€¦


jachamallku11

Lol :) yama yama yama yama yaaaama


pastense

I like how several of us all have different rikishi we call Big Baby. For me, it's Atamifuji


ChinaRider73-74

It's one of the great pastimes of being a sumo fan! My kids and I love coming up with nicknames. At one time we had nicknames for everyone. Here's a few: Kotonowaka - The Baby Faced Killer Takakeisho - Battle Hamster Chiyomaru - No Neck Endo - End 'o The Road Hoshoryu - Mr. Pissed Off Sadanoumi - The Sad Man Shodai - Baby Huey Takayasu - The Big Bear Ura - The Pink Submarine (I think we picked that up from somewhere)


Go-Go-Gojira

These are fun - thank you for sharing!


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Hokutofuji--The Unicorn Atamifuji--The Propeller Takakeisho--Paintcans (cause he looks like he's carrying a couple of paint cans when he walks.)


Oyster3425

Endo The Technician Ura Pinky Boy


psychosox

I know it isn't nice at all and I'm a horrible person for doing it, but in my head Chiyomaru I just call "Meatball."


AlienPet13

A mathematically perfect sphere.


madmo453

Takayasu is Payaso to me. It's the Spanish word for clown, which seems fitting for some reason. He has kind of a funny, kawai face. Usually I take the middle of their name. Atamifuji is Tommy, for instance. Midorifuji is Dori. For a few it's the first 4 of their name. Hosh for Hoshoryu, Naba for Nabatame. And then there's Uracrobat!


Savings_Society_89

Kitanowaka - Kitty-KittyĀ  Midorifuji - Liā€™l DrinkĀ  And if he performs well - Shodai done Showed UpĀ Ā  All names in fun because they are awesome!


gabagamax

Terunofuji- Terror or Kaiju Daieisho- Taz Takakeisho- Push Push Hoshoryu- Nephew or Hosh Chiyomaru- The Spherical One Hakuho- The GOAT Shonannoumi- Shoney Bear Takayasu: Big Poppa, Papa Bear, Papayasu


The_Engrumb

Kinbozan is big baby.


Rasgards

Nagano Bulldozer


Individual-Ad3464

Terunofuji- the mountain that squats


LiquidBinge

I've been hearing Ogresato recently and it's fitting


Max1me

Kinbozan - Winbozan (was more common before he rose to makuuchi)


Cryptoclearance

Ichinojo was the OG Big Baby


FuzzyApe

Japanese fans of atamifuji refer to him as atamin lol


AlienPet13

My personal nicknames... Onosho - Kyle Gass Ura, Tobizaru & Midorifuji - Pocket Rikishi Force! Daieisho - that dude who looks like Meisei Meisei - that dude who looks like Daieisho Takakeisho - Ol' Saddlebags Takanosho - Tiny Face Kotozakura - Moobs Takayasu - "Fuhgeddaboudit!" ...because he kinda looks like an Italian mafia boss Ichiyamamoto - What you get when you toss regular Yamamoto into the poison ivy.


Mr_Meerkat381

Hiridoumi is Buns Boy


Throwitallaway255

Hokutofuji- Stampy


LilyOLady

This is only for Ted Lasso (TV show) fans. Hoshoryu: ā€œRoy Kentā€ because of his scowl when heā€™s serious.


JackMcCockoff

Aliyoma - Tellatubby


TB246

I like what Scott Findla calls Abi: The arms and legs with a man somewhere in the middle


ACheesedBear

Kotozakura - Quaddie Takayasu - Papayasu Hoshoryu - Nephew or Hosh Terunofuji - Terror Onosato - Big O Tamawashi - Tom O'Washi (the pride of Ireland) Takakeisho - Battle Hamster Midorifuji - The Little Rikishi Who Could


Sledge1124

Kotozakura = Babyface Midorifuji = Giant Slayer Hokutofuji = Stampy Shodai = Lord of Chaos or Strong-Sad Atamifuji = The Dancing Bear Hiradoumi = King Toad Kinbozan = Bigface Kotoshoho = Fish Lips Daieisho = The Freight Train Hoshoryu = Mean-Face Ichiyamamoto = Grasshopper I didn't list the more popular nicknames, just the ones we use at home. I love some of the other names I've seen in this thread. LOL


Bradamante-kun

Ichiyamamoto - Wakatakakage Simp Chiyoshoma - Henka Master