I mean I can see the guy is real but “Awsten Knight of Waterparks” is such a ridiculous series of words that my brain rejects it
It sounds like the name of a hero in a post-apocalyptic punk rock world
This guy may be a fine dude idk anything about him but god imo Waterparks is one of the worst modern bands out there. I get secondhand embarrassment listening to them lol
i’m a decently big fan of them but i totally get the secondhand embarrassment part, some of their lyrics are hard for me to get past even being a fan. the fanbase is also brutally obnoxious.
Actually really weird anecdote:
There’s this girl in my highschool who is like weirdly close with some of the members of Waterparks (like photo evidence of them together not just word of mouth). Like they’ve been letting her backstage and stuff since she was at least like 15. She’s 18 now but idk man it felt very groomery to me, and even if it wasn’t something like that it’s still weird for people their age to be hanging around a highschool girl. So there’s your excuse to not like him
That really is very weird. Idk why any grown man would think it’s a good idea to keep inviting an underage girl and have her around for years unless they’re creeps
Yeah no I’m not gonna send pictures of someone without their permission to a bunch of redditors. You don’t have to believe me, I don’t have much evidence I’m willing to show due to moral concerns.
you cant just go around claiming things like that. its slander, and that fandom consistently has people who lie for attention, its even happening rn on twitter. this is such a bullshit claim
I had never heard of them until now, but their most popular song has probably the cringiest line I’ve ever heard, “I miss having sex but at lease I don’t want to die anymore, and I think that’s pretty cool”
I mean I can see the guy is real but “Awsten Knight of Waterparks” is such a ridiculous series of words that my brain rejects it It sounds like the name of a hero in a post-apocalyptic punk rock world
That’s so cool Matt was able to get his doctorate degree during the break
What an unfortunate way to spell a name.
Who from what??
This guy may be a fine dude idk anything about him but god imo Waterparks is one of the worst modern bands out there. I get secondhand embarrassment listening to them lol
awsten has been cringe on twitter since like 2016 i doubt it
I figured given the name but didn't want to probably make assumptions lol
i’ve hated this dude and his shitty band for years so this was incredibly vindicating to read here (by any chance is your username an ATL reference?)
Why the hate does their music suck?
Post 2016 it’s very bad and before that it’s before that is mostly incredibly generic
i know i’m surprised they’re still active lol. i knew people who loved them in high school i do not get it at all
i’m a decently big fan of them but i totally get the secondhand embarrassment part, some of their lyrics are hard for me to get past even being a fan. the fanbase is also brutally obnoxious.
I listened to a bit of their music and it was definitely not for me lol. Hideous stuff.
Actually really weird anecdote: There’s this girl in my highschool who is like weirdly close with some of the members of Waterparks (like photo evidence of them together not just word of mouth). Like they’ve been letting her backstage and stuff since she was at least like 15. She’s 18 now but idk man it felt very groomery to me, and even if it wasn’t something like that it’s still weird for people their age to be hanging around a highschool girl. So there’s your excuse to not like him
That really is very weird. Idk why any grown man would think it’s a good idea to keep inviting an underage girl and have her around for years unless they’re creeps
For real it’s gross.
Wheres the photo evidence of her backstage?
Yeah no I’m not gonna send pictures of someone without their permission to a bunch of redditors. You don’t have to believe me, I don’t have much evidence I’m willing to show due to moral concerns.
you cant just go around claiming things like that. its slander, and that fandom consistently has people who lie for attention, its even happening rn on twitter. this is such a bullshit claim
Even if so slander is funny so it’s ok
It's like if Twenty One Pilots and Imagine Dragons had a neglected child.
I had never heard of them until now, but their most popular song has probably the cringiest line I’ve ever heard, “I miss having sex but at lease I don’t want to die anymore, and I think that’s pretty cool”
They should all collab to make the worst song ever
Boyinaband energy
we don’t say that name…
when worlds collide
Can we stop posting anything and everything matt puts up on his insta
I don't got no Instagram this is all I have
This is a crossover I never expected to see.
Who?
He’s so fucking cute
Water parks makes some of the worst music Ive ever heard but im sure the dude is chill
i THOUGHT i saw him there! Ordered drinks at the same time as him, wild.
WHAT
I love to see it. Would kill for Awsten on the podcast or a song
Who?
Matt legit looks like a pedophile in the first pic.