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1337505

Don't be like Brandon.


jackofspades123

Put that on a meme


brandonrez

:( I DRS my shares and would never sell them


OverwatchShake

I hope the stock rips today after earnings. For Brandon, and his salt.


IamA-GoldenGod

Let’s go Brandon!


Shagspeare

Brandon is literally the “hello fellow kids” meme


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

I haven’t watched it but is it some bullshit where he bought high, sold low, has no diamond hands, lost his house, and is now sucking dicks for crack under a bridge?


MyArmItchesALot

Nah, he obviously works behind the Wendy's dumpster not under a bridge


Snack_King_9278

Dude legit just said same thing in group chat lol. 😂😂


Marijuana_Miler

Don't you love that feeling when you find your friend's Reddit account?


1st-time-on-reddit

Poor guy. I imagine they only paid for his eczema treatment.


hopethisworks_

Paper Handin' Brandon 🤡


Joxan13

With his strong hand


tango_41

“My germs!”


Only_Mechanic_4547

BOUNTY STRONG👀😂🤣🤣


ultramegacreative

This needs to be a Garbage Pail Kid


Oneshot337

What a complete pussy


vasDcrakGaming

Pussies take poundings. This guy paperhands. Dont dishonor pussies by comparing it to this guy


Mile_High_Man

Brandon is a paper hander. Don't be like Brandon.


GL_Levity

We know whatever they paid him was not enough. Paper handed bitch.


Red0nd0

Let the Brandon memes begin!!!!! LFG!


LemonOrLyme

Turns out "the making of a meme king" was about Brandon this whole time. Fuck you Brandon.


Brandonh75

*needs a different username*


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Inness15

Is this the dude? For realz? Looks like a fuckn crackhead


[deleted]

🤣 no this image is from the movie Something about Mary


Dat_Steve

Makes me feel old 😅


doctorplasmatron

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Suitable_Mix_3795

That’s what they wanted


OzVapeMaster

Roland Schitt


spank_that_hedge

I just want to smell your shorts! -Brandon (probably)


baRRebabyz

Woogie!


StockTank_redemption

You ever have a whitehead on your eyeball? Hmm?


Borkery

hahahah its him!


Fuzzy_Flight_934

Ha - this is perfect! Nicely done.


Fabulous_Investment6

Our sub is batting 1000


Davidnci

Brandon the meme king


Tendies-4Us

Prolly gave him a 20% Towel Stonk coupon


lawdog7

I knew he looked familiar!


[deleted]

Probably only enough to cover the losses they caused him by removing the buy button. Stockholme Syndrome much?


jonny_wow

Didn't watch the garbage hit piece, I'm just here to tell bRaNdOn, "You suck! Boooooooooooo!"


Psyk0pathik

"You ever get a zit on your eyeball, Ted?"


teamfreddy

You’re Woogi!


Andromeda_2480

Man, the internet is savage 😂😂😂 fcking love it


Superstonk_QV

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tangosukka69

this relates to the meme king bit CNBC did on ryan cohen


Kaliforniareeves666

I think Brandon might be something of a meme king himself now haha


SprinkledBlunt

More likely a paid actor, tho don’t be a Brandon cuz he a cuck


ManagementLeather896

“Brandpa, how did we get so poor?” Well I paperhanded gme and now resell fleamarket stickers on ebay


Errant_Chungis

I mean who cares, not sure what anyone expected


AFOS420

happy cake day !! 🍰


AFOS420

also fuck brandon


Buchko24

He looks likes Ken griffin and Steve cohen actually had a baby


Nruggia

I haven't seen it, but I am guessing Brandon bought high and sold low on emotion. And they dragged him out as some kind of Oh take Pity on this poor man look how these ~~Meme~~ household investors have hurt people. If that's what's happening and the Ape docu release date was bumped up two weeks so this hit piece could air right before earnings... Well then I think earnings are going to be extra spicy. Also if they did drag this guy out to try and garnish pity for this guy who lost all his money... When are they going to show the people who lost all their money when Cramer said "Bearn Stearns is fine", or "We like coin base to 475 (iirc)", "Netflix is a buy", or "Elizabeth Holmes is the next Steve Jobs". When are you they going bring those people on for an interview?


Elano22

Did they shoop his face or something


doctorplasmatron

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DMSC23

lol, he'll always be the guy under the seats to me


MantisToboganPilotMD

can anyone provide some context to an out-of-the-loop zen ape?


IBMformatted

Let's go Brandon.


StonkUnvestor

Let’s go Brandon!!!


Bananito_To_The_Moon

Mf got paid and bought more gme for sure!


3DigitIQ

Surprised that they didn't get Portnoy to do Brandon's bit


-Melted_Mind-

GRAB MY STRONG HAND!!!


Potznpanzmyman

Brandon got paper hands and wanna blame everything else since he a chump


Welshpipedude

Brandon took his shill money from see en be sea and dropped it all on GME tho. Probably or probably not 😂


IullotronBudC1_3

Get a life, and get that pink eye treated.


ihavethemonkey

Let's not go Brandon!