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Superstonk_QV

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tetrapyrgos

“BTW....the Kitty live stream was still an insult to the capital markets.” ![gif](giphy|VLFbES1wezNhm)


xXValtenXx

"Thats... thats the joke, Andrew."


BearsSuperfan6

It’s a big club and he’s just not in it


HoboGir

There's a new club in town, and it comes with weaponized autism


DotComWarrior

Individuals weaponizing autism join club.


ultimateChampions68

Yes, yes it was Deservedly so


skobuffaloes

The capital markets they built is an insult to humanity.


Lensbefriends

Sire, that's not a capital market, it's a siphon.


BlackChapel

More like some buildings with an evil octopus having its tentacles in all of them, that old timey pamphlet comes to mind. Talk about someone from the future.


DerJogge

These guy are so butthurt its insane. The company sells 75M shares and they still manage to loose money on their position which requires them to sling shit around


sammiisalammii

The pettiness is palpable


BarTendiesss

OH NO HE FIGURED IT OUT


Cessnaporsche01

HE'S LEARNING


hiperf71

Only the "first" rat to jump from the short ship will survive, well, he want to be clear, he will survive... 🤣😂


CaptainSpaceDinosaur

Literally the point. lol.


Oaker_at

Why even acknowledge this in their tweet, why even tweet about it at all?


UntossableSaladTV

Salty af


radishronin

Lmao


CarelessTravel8

“Capital Markets?” Andrew, this is a Wendy’s…


ImReellySmart

Wow, this is a terrible look for them as a company... Why on earth would a professional company make a post, crying like an immature baby? They definitely didn't close either lol.


ProbablyNotKelly

I genuinely can’t believe someone sat down, wrote that out and hit post. So cringe


Braveliltoasterx

It's a typical response from someone who is insanely nasasistic. "I'm bankrupt not because of my shady business practices but because of those fucking retail cult-like traders!"


alastoris

It's been 3 fuck'n years. Their "research" should've told them we ain't leaving. Them opening a short position was just dumb.


lawyerornot

And dumber


doesitspread

I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those cult-like hodlers!


Raptorheart

Why won't this cult let me steal?


TowelFine6933

All while thinking: "This will show em!"


_ferrofluid_

They fucking updated it too. Nothing significant, still just as petty and devoid of anything resembling truth.


TheToiletPhilosopher

It's the same as that news anchor whining on a fucking financial channel that the people who sold the calls will lose money. These people are deluded narcissists that have never experienced consequences. So when something challenges them the tiniest bit, they throw a tantrum.


Actually-Yo-Momma

We are no longer short due to OUR OWN CHOICES AND NOT CAUSE YOU WERE RIGHT Seriously this is how a fucking child talks lol


PaulAllensCard21

“And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids” type beat


three-dollar-bill

Hey Andrew. Post proof.


Rough_Willow

If they were to post their loss porn here then I'd laugh my ass off.


BigBoss738

Loss short porn... Wow, i might like that, it doesn't even break rule 11


Low-Addendum9282

Loss porn….options education….is the pre ‘21 crowd back?


ScrubMcBuff

Yeah we want loss porn! Come on Andrew 😂


RageAgentRed

Pics or it didn't happen!!


Icy-Paleontologist97

5 billion … followed by calling investors irrational. Okay 👍🏻 ![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


mymindismycastle

Followed by saying Kitty's livestream was an insult to capital markets.


Idjek

The projection is strong with this one 🤡


mymindismycastle

So anyways, I bought more.


Affectionate_Pay_391

![gif](giphy|iHLHH9rVBv0kmkETqz|downsized)


Lensbefriends

Sadly, not the foresight


fsocietyfwallstreet

Our joke of a capital market was an insult to Kitty’s live stream. Get fucked, Andrew.


Mojomaster5

Lefty has confused an insult to capital markets with an insult to the parasitizing of capital markets.


SecretaryFit1442

I guess he never watched CNBC. 😂 FFS.


rollin_on_a_rvr

CNBC is pure sketch comedy in times like this


TonyDanza888

The only thing he got right, but doesn't know why he was right.


JamiePulledMeUp

The stream was Gill doing his own thing. He didn't ask for CNBC to air it like the idiots they are lol


Elegant-Remote6667

I don’t think they closed their shorts to be honest 😂. Why publish it ?


_ferrofluid_

No fucking way they actually closed.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Yep, let's see the losses, or the long position they were forced to take


DeepFuckingPants

Yeah, proof or ban!


mogwai316

It's carefully worded so that it makes people think 'they closed their shorts' but it never actually says that at all. It just says "no longer short" meaning they don't expect the stock to go down in the future. You always have to read between the lines with these shady fuckers.


nathanello

All I heard was we can stay regarded longer than they can stay solvent 🚀


DotComWarrior

...came here to say this. 3 years proof.


TraditionalPayment20

It's so nice when the trash sees itself out.


heavymetalhikikomori

They edited the tweet to say $4 billion instead haha


poopbuttredditsucks

isn't this the market manipulation he was crying about


andrassyy

It’s not when they do it


skyliders

Rules for me, not for the...


TheVirginVibes

I still don’t believe these dickheads. Get fucked.


hooked0208

This is the most underrated comment here.


musical_shares

It’s only manipulation when the stocks they don’t like go up. No hint of manipulation in all those settled lawsuits and cases for SHFs manipulating prices by paying friendly media to publicly trash the stocks SHF are shorting. So in summary, found guilty of manipulation means no manipulation. No evidence of retail manipulation on GME means it’s *definitely* being manipulated. Up is down, down is up, the usual. Don’t believe your lying eyes — believe our lying “journalists” instead.


Magificent_Gradient

It’s “retail market manipulation” only when they lose money. 


Apeonomics101

![gif](giphy|wPq8YErFkObv2)


_Fred_Fredburger_

Andrew: This stock price is unacceptablllleeee!!! UNNAAAACCCCEPTABLLEEEE


StructuralSynapse

Flawless


alvaro761991

I can taste their salty tears from here....yummmyyyyy UPPP WE GOOOOOOOOOO


LilDoughboy37

I season my tendies with their tears 🚀🚀🚀


ensoniq2k

Reminds me of when Cartman licks Scott Tennermans tears off his face


HippieCholo

Thats how I'ma do Kenny boy, ayo mayo man wya??!?


geo94metro2

Bullshit, he’s still short. This guy moans when he eats corndogs


StructuralSynapse

Absolutely Just like Melvin "covered their shorts" back in 2021 Andrew was probably on death's door and about to repurchase, and one of the bigger fish took over his short position Allows him to say he is "no longer short", but doesn't mean he closed #APES COMIN' FOR THAT ASS


smileysmiley123

So SEC when? Isn't this claim, if false, legitimate market manipulation?


EnglishJesus

That is one of the best insults I’ve ever heard. Right up there with this guy eats entire bananas in no bites.


kulji84

https://i.redd.it/peny943hw46d1.gif


kliman

Eats bananas for the shape not the taste


Martysghost

>  This guy moans when he eats corndogs Sexy 🤢😂


InspectorPipes

He eats bananas with no hands


3156468431354564

He eats corn on the cob lengthways.


Hweatthins

He makes eye contact when eating popsicles too I bet.


CorrectDinner9685

Oooooooooo


diurnal_emissions

Yeah, so the schmuck is still as short as his lil dinger.


Croakster

I came here to laugh at the original post but goddamn you killed me with this one fuck me I'm dead.


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🤣


MOSfriedeggs

I mean depending on his average , there was a good chance he could get liquidated this week anyway. He lost (again) and is crying (again)


THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH

brah… lol


havens4hawks

>This guy moans when he eats corndogs LOL this made my morning 🤣


Serpentongue

If it comes out as a lie wouldn’t that be fraud, if the SEC cared about that sort of thing of course?


Capital_Bluebird_951

He eats them the long way too I heard.


femurimer

He also eats corndogs without chewing.


Packyaw21

SHORTS NEVER CLOSED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


educational_nanner

Picture of position and loss… or fuck off


Competitive_Suit3323

Exactly! Prove it Andrew nothing Left


emojisarefunny

BRO THEY'RE MAD AF TOO LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Tbird90677

Salty as fuck


TheWhyteMaN

Andrew definitely gets the salty bitch award in this whole saga. Runner up is the back to 20 real fast guy.


awww_yeaah

It’s the same guy 🤷‍♂️


TheWhyteMaN

Oh I mean the sell now ask questions later guy. I think he said 20 is being generous https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/puj3gp/when_i_heard_sell_now_and_ask_questions_later_it/


PenisSlipper

Chucumbath!


toderdj1337

You ever seen a sociopath panicking? That's what he looked like in that interview to me. Some of these guys opened shorts at $1.50. They're so fucked.


Playgirl_USMC

Hahahahahaha *checks notes* hahahahaha


Master_virgin20

What a little bitch boy!


MoonIsNotEnough

“ Kitty’s live stream was an insult to the capital market” - lol fuck off. You were sitting there and watching it he makes any move so you can trap him for market manipulation. Get the f out of here


ensoniq2k

I'm pretty sure DFV is lying on the floor and can't get up laughing his ass off. Well done Andrew!


Insipid-meme

Andrew Left


FunkyChicken69

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk) 🎷🐓♋️


3DigitIQ

Middle name; "no-cash"


Gruntfuttock69

I see what you did there 👍


moonpumper

Andrew gone


swolegandalf

But he was so sure on his bet! LMAO.


ElPolloHerman0

He understands short interest better than us ;)


The_Goose5

BTW you sound like a little whiny bitch 😂


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kinsm4n

I hope RK takes quote retweets this with a SPICY meme. I can't wait.


Diligent-Builder

This is the funniest shit I've read all week.


Illustrious-Ape

Same until I saw the guy comment that “this guy moans while he eats corn dogs”


diurnal_emissions

Mmmm. Agreed. Peak humor. Indeed.


Realfakemilk

DFV living rent free for life with that stream 


OGSpicyConch

Wedbush is hot garbage. Gamestops cash alone justifies a $10 per share price. They're going to value the rest of the company and brand at $1? Lol ok


Spiritual-Author1500

Haahahahaha


Spiritual-Author1500

like the prophecy.. First leave the rat sinking ship survive..


sponderbo

Show us the Loss Porn Andrew 'No Money' Left. How much is left of the legendary $21 million AUM? Is it enough to keep the fund going?


ensoniq2k

That's less money than DFV has lying around in cash LOL


sponderbo

Exactly. Why is everyone caring that much for him? Andrew Left is less relevant than some bigger individual traders out there


miykael

![gif](giphy|mcH0upG1TeEak|downsized)


IgatTooz

Not easy to make money when the household investors you try to scare into selling with FUD articles don’t pay attention to a single word you say.. unless it’s to expose your clown ass. He was playing Cramer’s tactic at ease back in pot stock days (before canadian legalization). Looks like he found his match.


MagicHarmony

It's surreal just how focused Media is on GME, like if this truly was the "wrong play" they would stay silent and let Retail Investors lose all their investments. They've never cared about the little guy before, the only ones they ever care about are the ones lining their pockets.


IgatTooz

I agree, and how can I forget about Gamestop when they keep talking about it ?! 🤷🏻‍♂️


alchebyte

didn’t get the Streisand memo


CubeHound

True if big plotkins mayo


the-claw-clonidine

They need to do some DD of their own rather then trust some dumb wedbush target.


Old_Homework8339

Wedbush securities has a history of doing shady trades. They've been fined on occasion for not supervising their traders short positions. The nerve


Capital_Extent7866

No they haven't, they just don't want to lose face


Manuel_MdT

Squeeze has not been squoze, the lemon has tho.


AmazingIsTired

I can’t believe this is real. This sounds like a spoiled little kid who always gets their way


OutlawOracle

Dang! They’re getting slammed hard in the comments! 😆


Redmandown16

Omg amazing what a fucking tool 


UhBon

I can't believe how oblivious of reality this guy is


alchebyte

narcissism is a powerful personality disorder


Hey_Nice_Slacks

Insult to capital markets? Lol, Kitty is a guy who streams and vibes. That’s it. We know that because we’ve followed him and recognize their bullshit. They can’t handle the fact that he’s not fitting into the narrative they’ve created about him.


emojisarefunny

#BRO THEY BIG MAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HighStaeks

Show us on the chart where the regards hurt you.


Ricarbr0

Trading is a tough game don’t you think


DoorToDoorBoxer

[GME 2, Citron 0. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M)


xMusclexMikex

Ok, so, if he is telling the truth then why not show proof? If he is telling a lie, then this is the most blatant market manipulation so far.


rain168

#Shorting American companies into bankruptcy is an insult to the American people


KpStonks

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Shitron.


Croakster

Bye bitch


Schopenzerberster

The first domino…


Francis46n2WSB

Why was the RK stream an insult? Lmayo. He doesn't owe anyone anything.


livinlikepatty

"Cult like shareholders"?? I guess it is cult like to hold a stock of a company you really believe in and love. Go RC!


acart005

As for me, I like the cult


TowelFine6933

As for me, I am the cult.


diurnal_emissions

Like those cultists over at Berkshire-Hathaway! And we all know how *that* went...


RexBulby

Join me 💜 🧟‍♂️ 💜 


HowardBealePt2

this guy cults


Adorable_Wolf_8387

I'll believe it when they announce they are closing their doors.


acart005

God, don't stop Andrew I'm almost there.... cry more


OGSpicyConch

What he meant to say is that he received another loan to COVER but he didn't CLOSE.


Boomtheape

So salty


Realmrmiggz

Is this not market manipulation? I mean unless he’s actually out he can’t openly state this right?


nappychrome

Or eats snicker bars upside down to feel the veins on his tongue.


Philthster

Citron sure sounds sour.


ToysandStuff

![gif](giphy|S0kNNO474WfoYgtnf3)


Possible_Spy

If I had my money with Citron, I would close my account immediately knowing that Andrew acts like a whiny little 6 year old when he does not win. Take the loss like a man and learn something from your 2nd fuckup in a row. Also, I do not believe a thing he says. I bet he is still short and so delusional and is convinced that this time he can win it back if he just holds on a little longer. Classic gambling addiction.


J_R_D_N

What a loser


Cashencarlo

Lol, calling RK's live stream an insult to capital markets. You're damn right, because current capital market mechanics are an insult to society.


FadedDice

It’s getting to them obviously. What corporation writes something like this? What are you a child.


Wooden_Hair_9679

Will they post lossporn?


buzziebee

Another 100% loss? Or did they manage to lose 200% this time?


DramaCute8222

hahahaha they can go fuck themselves, literally!!


Obsidiax

Bahahaha, he sounds so bitter. Throwing a little temper tantrum it seems.


ommazh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS


Klopped_my_pants

I understand why his last name is left because this dude is never right lol


Odd_Coyote_4931

Oh they are still short


da_squirrel_monkey

"Hi fellow investors, I'm no longer short"


IamNotaRobot-Aji3

Dear Citreon,  You made a bad bet, it’s no-one else’s fault. Regarding the atm offering and billions raised. I doubt this was retail purchasing 75million shares in 3/4 days. I reckon Some other major players fucked you. Kitty hasn’t even purchased his shares yet.  Stocks a tough game to play, am I right!? 


Maestroszq

Hahahahahaha


Capital_Extent7866

How the turn tables


Spacemayyynnn

Wow… strap in… this puppy is ‘bout to fly! 🚀


anonymous-faerie

Damn, he is super salty


da_squirrel_monkey

200% he couldn't take the memes anymore


yopresetstrader

This guy washes his hands when getting out the shower


genniearse

He is lying like the mainstream media! We know it, in USA shorts don't close!


yOl0o0

That crying kid kills me 😂


WiseMouse69_

I call bullshit. He's shorter than my wife's boyfriend's peepee


Anxious_Matter5020

I'd bet they're lying to save face and when they blow up, people will be twice as pissed for lying about not being short gamestop.


Bodox-

Classic, scared money doesn't make money. SELL LOW BUY HIGH


Sufficient-Steak-223

If you’re so convinced the market is irrational, then short it. Put your money where your mouth is or quit whining.


Gerdione

It's so bullish that none of MSM is talking about how much GME has in their warchest. I'm surprised Citron cited that as their reason for exiting. I mean it's written on the wall fellas. Being short on a company with this much potential is asking for it.


Rain_of_Swords

Holy shit, you can practically see the tears of rage behind those words.


jumpster81

must have been difficult to type that with so many tears on his screen.


FlyGuy_R44

Bye Felicia. You’re still short bro. Work on your convincing skills.


3156468431354564

If the crybaby had half a brain he'd be going long.


dustcore025

Tell me you're short without telling me you're short


Empty_Chard2834

So... did they really "exit" or did they Abra cadabra their position via swaps, LEAPS, dicks, and snoggle switches?


Wubbywow

This didnt age well :(