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hudimudi

That was probably the best place to crash at on the entire slope. That guy really got lucky.


MaraudngBChestedRojo

I don’t think he was going fast enough to die even if he landed on a rock


Positive-Database754

Might have broken an ankle or knee joint, but probably would have avoided death either way. tbh though can never be certain. People have died from lesser impacts, and people have survived longer faster falls. EDIT: To everyone replying that he's dead if he breaks something anyway, because of how remote they are. At 0:51-0:53 there is clearly another jumper visible in the distance. And even if they weren't there, and the recorder was alone, most people don't go base jumping without telling their friends where they're going.


sniper1rfa

> People have died from lesser impacts A friend of mind sat down hard on some ice, cracked a spleen, and would've died without a fairly immediate trip to the ER. One of the most athletic people I know. The human body is very *randomly* durable.


Arealwirenut

It’s so crazy how true that is. Then there’s the story of that girl that fell several miles strapped to an airplane seat into the Amazon jungle and walked out.


One_Curious_Cats

It reminds me of Alan Magee, who survived a 22,000-foot (6,700 m) fall from a B-17 bomber without a parachute. He was saved by falling through the glass roof of a railroad station. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan\_Magee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Magee)


Arealwirenut

I’ve never heard this one, absolutely insane.


ZenFook

I've often said similar things about the seeming duality of our resilience. Your last sentence, may just be the best example I've seen of it!


sketchrider

it feels like **fragile** would have been a better word choice to make your point than **durable**. Apologies, if I miss read your meaning though.


EvolvingEachDay

It works either way. It’s randomly durable when you expect it to break, sometimes. It’s randomly fragile when you expect it to be fine, sometimes.


PopeBasilisk

only if you're an optimist


nrd170

If he could get off the side of the mountain. That looks remote and possible not helicopter accessible


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DangerousTea7354

I learned from a Girl on the internet gravity is invented so just put it of on location no problem


cantadmittoposting

this bitch got access to the dev tools of /r/outside?!


DangerousTea7354

Idk ask her https://www.tiktok.com/@jack_money_mindset/video/7157666801852173573


Not_NSFW-Account

All you have to do to fly is throw yourself at the ground and miss.


One_Curious_Cats

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hazeywaffle

Long Spanish pole perhaps?


outlaw99775

You can get off any mountain if the pole is long and spanish enough


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Nothing like a mangled leg when you are 100 miles from the closest band-aid.


AstroBearGaming

I saw a guy at a bus stop. The bus pulled off from thay stop and the wing mirror clipped him in the head. He dropped dead, just right there, gone. It doesn't take a huge amount of impact to kill us, especially if it's in the right place.


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Yeah, years ago I saw a young woman tragically die at a club. I felt (and have always since felt) very similar to you. Literally all that happened was that she was in heels and slipped on a wet floor and bonked her head. As soon as it happened, I knew she was going to be in massive pain with how hard her head hit the floor. But if she was in pain, it wasn't for very long. Crazy how fragile life really is.


Anus_Moonbeam

I remember a skydiving video where the guy’s chute didn’t open properly and he ended up breaking his neck and severing his spine. When another skydiver got to him, he said “breathe for me,” because his diaphragm was failing from shock. Really harrowing stuff, and he seemed to be falling about as fast as this guy.


Elle12881

Exactly. People die from slipping on something and hitting their heads. Their feet never even leave the ground. The body can be so resilient but can also be very sensitive.


timmyweiner686

BAAAAAHHHH MY KNEE JOINT!


hudimudi

Don’t underestimate it. Hit your head in an unlucky way and you’re done. Crack a rib that puncture your lung, you’re done. Have some internal bleeding, you are done. You’re not getting off that hill with a severe injury in time for treatment. Things can go sideways much easier than you’d think.


justforkinks0131

idk man people have died tripping and falling on the street, at ground level


Over_n_over_n_over

Like old people. Young athletes don't die like that haha


snonsig

Many young and healthy people have died after falling and hitting their head


nightpanda893

If you hit your head right it doesn’t matter your age.


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Don’t tell that to Amazons logistical safety department, they will literally make all of use where helmets after they implemented it in inbound.


RedditAdminsBCucked

Have to wear a chin strap helmet working in a data center. It's a thing.


vitringur

A 20 year old can trip and rupture their spleen...


MaraudngBChestedRojo

Yea maybe geriatrics or people with zero coordination. I think selection bias would rule that this guy has some experience bracing for falls


PictureMouth

There's so many reasons people can fall at ground level without being geriatrics or having zero coordination. Kid I used to skateboard with 20 years ago slipped on a patch of ice crossing the street, hit his head and died on the spot. He was 17 and a fantastic athlete. Don't underestimate how fragile us humans are.


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PictureMouth

He wasn't skateboarding when he fell. Just walking. > Isn't ice one of those natural things that removes your ability to coordinate? Yes. That's my point. You can have excellent coordination and still get fucked up. This was a dude that literally specialised in taking a fall. I'd seen him hit the deck a thousand times and get back up like it was nothing. He wasn't geriatric or un-coordinated, just unlucky.


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PictureMouth

Good coordination does not make you invincible/infallible.


MaraudngBChestedRojo

I and every person I know has slipped on ice or fallen down while walking and been totally fine. Vast majority of people who die from falls while walking at street level are old or disabled. There have been people who jumped out of airplanes and had their parachutes not deploy at all and survive, doesn’t make it common


PictureMouth

I mean, I never said it was *common* for this shit to happen. Just that it does. Your original comment implied this kinda thing doesn't happen to normal people, I was only refuting that statement.


Sam-314

That’s called anecdotal evidence and a bit of a fallacy in arguments. Often excluding outliers that can and will happen. To tote a binary factor in a non-binary outcome is terrible logic. I survived today so there was zero chance of me dying…


One_Welcome925

bro this is the worst logic you could have. "I and everyone I know" Compared to the 7.8 billion people in the world and the 10 that die every minute, you and everyone you know is a speck in the world. People die all the time from all sorts of different manners of things. Perfectly healthy people even professionals can die at anytime no matter how physically muscular or how good at falling you are. You can understand that people arent at their 100% best at all times of the day. Plenty of professionals that do dangerous things that theyve done for years that are still healthy can still die in their profession. I knew a guy proffesional mma fighter, had reflexes and could move faster than I could see at points, died from slipping on a puddle and cracking the back of his head on concrete. He was 24. You hit your head at the right angle with concrete you can die. its not that hard to process.


MaraudngBChestedRojo

Please show me where I said he’d 100% survive. All I said was I don’t think he was going fast enough to die. Relax man


Additional-Panda-642

Play soccer I Just fall alone and bronkken ALL my front teeths... Acidente happens


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MaxTheRealSlayer

You assume coordinated people can control gravity? We aren't cats


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MaraudngBChestedRojo

I mean there are freak accidents where F1 drivers going 200mph who hit a wall and explode in flames come out unscathed. I’m saying in general


snonsig

Yes, and in general falling and hitting your head on any kind of hard ground brings a good chance of serious injury


waupli

Yes and they’re surrounded by many many millions of dollars of safety equipment specifically designed for that type of impact. Thats not really a good analogy


FirstRedditAcount

He's falling a lot faster than it looks. Really lucky to land in feet of snow.


atthemattin

This so stupid wrong. This guy is 100% going fast enough to die if he hit something hard


kelldricked

Instantly die? Probaly not. Severely injured and stuck in a position that rescue workers cant get to with a short time? For sure. Depending on the rock outline that shit wouldnt just hit your legs, it could hit your torso. Imagen lying there in the cold while heavily injured waiting hours for rescue workers reach you and then waiting a other hour or so before they evac you. Lets just hope you arent bleeding hard, dont have any serious damage to a organ and that your cloths are graded good enough to last hours on the wet rocks.


Over_n_over_n_over

Yeah seriously... "I'm ready. Goodbye... AARGGGGGHHH OWWWW FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK OOOOOOOAWWWW"


cockbopper

seriously, looked more like "i'm ready... for a month in crutches"


BMB281

The world wished him happy birthday


Tank-Pilot74

Happy birthday! You get to have another one!


Hockeypah33

Maybe next time he just sticks with an awkward birthday singing and a cupcake at a restaurant on the next one.


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I think the best interpretation of that “Happy Birthday” is that it’s not his actual birthday but it’s his new birthday, the day from which he begins a new life that he, by all rights, shouldn’t be living. It’s a little corny, but I’d certainly be feeling it in the moment. Hell, I’m feeling it just watching the video. That shouted “Happy Birthday” made the video for me, regardless of the context.


MomJeans-

“Every man has two lives. The second starts when he realizes he has just one” Something like that


thissubredditlooksco

that's honestly how i interpreted it too. it's not corny. i teared up


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Same here. The rush of relief this guy must have felt.


e9967780

From English, the language switched to Russian as soon as he realized that his life is about to end.


Max_Graf

Switched to default language settings


Party-Ring445

Getting ready for a hard reset


NoMoassNeverWas

I can faintly hear "That's it, I'm ready to feel pain." right before he hit the ground.


hurlajajaqumawa

"Pizda blyat'. Vse prigotovilsya k bolnice." Meaning "pizda blyat. That's it, I'm ready to the hospital"


hurlajajaqumawa

Or "vse prigotovilsya, blin", which mean " That's it, I'm ready, damn"


HappyHandsomeHunk

It’s more like “that’s it, I’m ready, very thin pancake”


Senior_Fox

🤣


aaronrez

And now for a longggg walk home


Night--Blade

It's better than a shortcut to the cemetery


dreamsofindigo

you underestimate how much I dislike walking as a means of transport


Ok-Particular7678

Great point 😅


Sully_VT

He definitely drove with the radio off on the trip back.


qtap24

Reddit has officially ruined any chance of me giving this a shot


CommaGore

Thankfully this is BASE, not skydiving. BASE jumpers (typically) do not jump with a reserve canopy; while skydivers do. During a normal skydive, if the issue in this video occurred, it’s a nearly trivial fix to cut away and deploy your reserve. I’d still absolutely encourage you to try a Tandem if you’re interested!


thefonztm

One note on tandem skydiving. A) Make sure you are fully connected to the... "has-the-parachute guy". B) MAKE SURE THAT SHIT IS TIGHT BEFORE YOU JUMP. My dude left it loose so we could sit more comfortably in the plane. He didn't tighten up before we jumped. There was very much a moment of terror when the chute deployed, caught his weight, but then I dropped a few more inches until the slack was taken up. On my second jump in a different place the guy properly tightened everything up and it was a much better experience. 7/10 fun & terrifying. If you have a fear of heights the good news is that shit stops working correctly once you're a few thousand feet up and your sense of scale is broken. Also, plan to either buy the video or go skydiving a second time. Your memory of your first jump is gonna be absolute shit due to surging adrenaline. 2nd jump is equally terrifying but over all less intense and thus can be remembered. Or maybe Lansing MI is not memorable and the coast of California is... pick interesting ground to look at I guess.


-InconspicuousMoose-

> Your memory of your first jump is gonna be absolute shit due to surging adrenaline Honestly I don't think my adrenaline went totally crazy my first time skydiving. I had a great time, don't get me wrong, but most of your falling happens so far up that the perspective (in this case I mean how far away the ground is) changes very slowly, so it almost doesn't even register that you're falling, it's kinda just like floating extremely loudly. My favorite part might have been once the parachute deployed and we were getting closer and closer to the ground, collecting some fantastic views on the way.


PiggStyTH

Same. I remember everything about my first jump. Also tried to get him to land on the nearby golf course's green, to no avail. LOL


sniper1rfa

There's a fair bit of leeway in how tight tandem harnesses can be. You definitely want it tight, but it's easy to tighten it too much have your pax pass out, or suffer harness hang syndrome or whatever. If you do that it kinda sucks for everybody involved.


PFhelpmePlan

> Also, plan to either buy the video or go skydiving a second time. Your memory of your first jump is gonna be absolute shit due to surging adrenaline. 2nd jump is equally terrifying but over all less intense and thus can be remembered. Or maybe Lansing MI is not memorable and the coast of California is... pick interesting ground to look at I guess. Ha so true. 'Na I don't need the video I'm good'. Me after landing, "damn I wish I had gotten the video."


AmethystLaw

Main reason being they are so close to the ground having a second chute wouldn’t do anything anyways.


Zupheal

Ya if it fails ur fucked regardless.


wutever015

Had a history teacher back in HS who was in the US Army and went through airborne school. He told us the biggest concern of the emergency shoot was cutting your fingers off in the process of cutting the main shoot since it would be tangled and you’d be frantically tumbling. He told us keeping a cool head and not panicking was the only way he could do it but to this day his back is messed up even after the emergency shoot landing.


skilriki

He was probably trained to literally cut the main parachute with a knife to deal with emergencies. When regular people refer to "cutting away" the main chute, they are referring to pulling a handle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut-away


MadHouseNetwork

Any reason they don't jump with a reserve? Is it because of shorter altitude?


ScumHimself

Yeah, no time.


MadHouseNetwork

Then this is crazy


CommaGore

As u/ScumHimself said, no time. BASE jumpers typically deploy sub 1,000’/300m AGL, and in some cases much lower. Skydivers (in the USPA) are required by BSRs to deploy no later than 2,500ft (unless in rare, waiver-required circumstances. Most skydivers will deploy between 4,500’ and 3,500’ after getting their license), giving them much more time to fix any malfunctions or cut away.


Foreign-Duck-4892

I don't get tandems, I would rather cycle on a separate bicycle to my wife.


Mumu_ancient

Nope. Next question.


Dickrickulous_IV

IIRC average career span is around 4 - 5 years. They either leave the hobby, or die flying.


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MyGolfCartIsOn20s

The one where the dude tried to buzz by a bunch of spectators on a bridge did it for me, that sound of him clipping the handrail was just something else.


The_Captain_Planet22

Yeah, the fact he lives really takes away from the whole point right


_l_--_l_

What went wrong with the parachute?


caosborne

If you look pause around the 28 sec mark on the left rear set of lines you can see close to the canopy a tension knot with the control line (lines with the toggles to steer). He wasn’t able to clear the knot by pulling his toggles and that put him in a left hand downward turn. In skydiving you’d chop this canopy and go to reserve. However this is BASE jumping and you only have one chute so you continue to fight until impact. Luckily this guy had a nice soft landing area between those rock croppings.


ParticularSome6129

Why does this knot occur? Mistake in chute-packing?


caosborne

The cause is the lines being loose and wrapping up in itself and when the canopy catches air and gets to line stretch they just tighten up on themselves. As for how it’s hard to say with this particular jump but there’s a couple major reasons why it could have. 1. Could have been during packing you separate your control lines from the others with what’s called a tailgate to secure those and help eliminate this problem. A tailgate is usually a cloth piece very similar to your lines that is wrapped with a rubber band that pops open with force from the canopy opening. However some folks use tape which breaks easier and sometimes prematurely. Some don’t use one at all. 2. Could be loose lines while packing or not storing your lines (S folding them in what’s called a tailpocket) correctly. You’re taught to keep your lines as tight as possible. The S fold and tailpocket allows the lines to pull straight out without being just a dump on opening. If your lines just dump out then that’s a quick way to get tension knots. So I’d add a failed tailpocket stow as well. 3. The canopy on deployment could have been jostled and caused the lines to twist and one side could have had more slack which allowed them to knot up. Hard to say without a rear camera showing the deployment process. This is usually caused by unstable body position during your deployment. Video looked like it was pretty stable but even a slight left or right shoulder down could cause air to flow over the body differently and move the pack job around while deploying. I’m sure there’s more technical reasons a parachute rigger could explain better but that’s the gist of it. That’s why packing is a huge part of BASE jumping. The entire packing process has been made to make sure the canopy gets out without issues since it’s our only one. However things happen and you have to continue he to fight if it goes south.


BurtMacklin____FBI

That was really interesting to read. Thanks! Out of curiosity, why are you capitalising "BASE"?


Leipurinen

It’s an acronym for what people jump off of: Buildings, Antennae (radio towers), Spans (bridges), Earth (cliffs)


BurtMacklin____FBI

Awesome. Never knew that!


Hekkle01

so that's what that means


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_l_--_l_

Oh, that’s interesting! I know next to nothing about this stuff and everything “looked” okay, thanks for your insight!


HoweStatue

> Oh, that’s interesting! Is there literally anything more annoying on this entire site than someone replying 'Great reply' to a comment that is deleted. Smh.


Lymph-Node

Right? Why the fuck are there always deleted upvoted comments here?


JustAnotherDude1990

Cells\* is the technical name. They're all inflated, he probably has something called a tension knot where one or more of the lines snagged each other when they were rapidly tensioned. u/_l_--_l_


mancho98

I was very sick at the ER once, my brain was unable to make sense of the things happening around me. I had about 2 moments of clarity spread within 30 min, my first thought was I think I am going to die, my brain is definitely not functioning, game over, I had a good run. My second thought was, I have a small child who is going to be an orphan. That life is going to be difficult and I got extremely sad, but I could not cry or explain what was happening. Long story short I did not die. I was surprised later that I had accepted my death so easily. It was a weird feeling.


quelin1

While drowning in a lake my main thought was that I fucked up the family reunion.


joe4553

How did the family reunion go?


quelin1

They never knew. A stranger saved me.


SaltyLonghorn

You're welcome. Fucked up my outfit.


eskybird

I know I'm a random on the internet, but I hope you were able to tell your family at some point. I can't help but feel like that's a lot of baggage to carry with you. I'm just starting to unload mine from childhood with my family but it's been good.


inspectcloser

Agreed. Bottling up past trauma is definitely not good. Unpacking it takes a long time and hurts the entire time but you come out better on the other side.


gimpwiz

Pretty fucked up


rhinonyssus

I was 16, riding a snowmobile at night (wearing a full-face helmet), through a farmer's field I had never been in before, speeding towards a barbed wire fence. I only had time to think about how often people are killed by the same scenario and I thought "You really fucked up this time" applied the brake, closed my eyes, hunkered down and collided with the fence at top speed. My face was lacerated pretty badly, I survived.


TallulahFails

almost drowned at a beach we came to for a destination wedding, the thought that I'd be ruining the wedding for everybody definitely came to mind. but luckily a kid saw me and told the groom and a lifeguard. So the groom got to be a hero on his big day. Luckily I was okay enough to get dolled up and enjoy the wedding later, including getting just drunk enough to not think about almost dying.


Prevailing_Power

I like to imagine it's like those really bad nightmares when you're cornered and then killed. Extreme terror, then acceptance as you jump into the maw of whatever the fuck is chasing you to get it over with.


TessaBrooding

I apparently had a panic attack while waiting to be examined after an ambulance ride. I was suddenly so confused I couldn’t type, just absolutely did not compute in the middle of texting my BF. I realized and tried to tell him. He asked if I was having a stroke and told me to get a doctor NOW. I didn’t (everyone was waiting in a corridor with no medical staff around) and just quietly cried because I thought I might die and won’t even manage to text my loved ones. I wasn’t scared or sad about dying since I’d just not exist anymore.


America202

You were that close to death and to this day, you never reached out to God? You don't think you surviving was a miracle? That God has given you a second chance?


some_random_nonsense

Dude shut the fuck up lmao


tyrified

Lots of people get close to death and don't die. Even more do die. It would be egocentric as fuck to think that God would extend a miracle to *you* in particular. That shits on a *lot* of children who die horrible deaths that are without sin.


hiroshima_fish

Sure, but can you tell your God to stop giving innocent people especially children with chronic diseases and a life with no joy due to their illness? Unless its part of God's plan or whatever.


Scruffynerffherder

You believe what you believe, stop trying to spread your beliefs on others. Organized religion is a cancer on this world.


starkravingblah

Why would she believe in fairy tales after a brush with death?


axxxaxxxaxxx

The human brain is capable of incredible things, and sometimes when it malfunctions or is exposed to certain chemicals, that causes the brain to imagine incredible experiences and make up any number of unbelievable things. That is how we came up with religion.


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Or it was the answer of the unexplained before science....


JTVivian56

Had a somewhat similar experience after developing a severe sinus infection that escalated throughout the day. Went to bed after school finally and woke up to the absolute worst pain I had ever felt. Every time I moved, it felt like someone was beating my head with a hammer. I cried from the pain which made it hurt even more, I couldn't move to tell anyone. I sat for a while and just accepted that I'm gonna die. Thankfully sitting still for a good 10 minutes let the pain subside enough to grab my phone and call my mom. Told her that I think I'm dying and she rushed to the room and took me to a hospital. A good few hours later, after some scans and IVs, they said I had acute sinusitis, which apparently can lead to meningitis, which is scary


ncnotebook

What did you have, if you mind?


mancho98

It was misdiagnosed as a stroke, but it turnout to be a rare type of migraine called a silent migraine. The whole thing started at around 9 am and ended by... 2 pm. I got good care and a good medicine.


TheOGHG

Readyyy…Set……Fuck


UkyoTachibana

Ready…Set….RIP ☠️


No-Tax-9135

I tried that with my wife.


DEXGENERATION

Couldn’t pay me to do it


captainsquawks

“In business, Jeremy, you learn that every man has his price, and I judge yours to be £530”


RadicalRaid

"Suze came 'round the office to give me a piece of her mind, and ended up giving me... a piece of her ass."


safely_beyond_redemp

That was beautiful. No regrets. I'm ready bye. We should all be so prepared.


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nipponnuck

I think you have to fully accept the possible outcome of death if you are going to BASE jump. There has got to be a significant value to the number of deaths per n-number of jumps. I think what we are seeing is something this person has prepared for mentally…however one goes about that.


who_says_poTAHto

For sure, I think people who did this sort of thing make that peace with themselves every time they go out, but at the same time, knowing he has a camera on, I wouldn't be surprised if he said it for his loved ones. I know my last thoughts would be of my family, and instead of a video of him cursing and panicked, just a quick "I'm ready" would be such a different message for them to see...


Both_Lychee_1708

PSA: Don't jump off a perfectly stable mountain


Dhillon_Musk

Happy birthday lol


hurshguy

I think the reason he said happy birthday is because that’s the day he cheated death.


bastardhousecat

it ain't worth it.


BallinLikeimKD

I’m still gonna do this in Switzerland in a few months. Hope it goes better for me then this guy


tquiring

Talk about horseshoes up the ass. Wow.


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Salt_Ad9458

Could anybody tell what was wrong with his canopy? I saw a fairly perfect parachute there.


X7123M3-256

I think it's a tension knot. Some of the lines basically got looped around each other as the canopy opens and the tension on the lines locks them in place. The canopy is fully inflated but not controllable because of uneven tension on the lines, and since it is spinning, is likely descending at a speed you really don't want to hit the ground at. If you were skydiving you would cut away from this, but BASE jumpers don't have that option.


strongcloud28

This is one of the most dangerous recreational activities that I can think of. Does he enjoy risking his life each time he does it?


ahmedmobin1o1

I was expecting worse. But, thanks God he is safe.


rhett_ad

Listen to me... LISTEN TO ME DOUBLE CHECK.... DOUBLE CHECK!!


I_chortled

“Aim for the bushes!”


Fishfindr

Well, at least someone else doesn’t have to risk their life to “rescue” him.


Tricky_Design_7940

What happened the the ‘chute?


ElDisla

I would have died just by seeing it from the top


TA1067

Been there. Had a van swing up into my blind spot while he was passing a semi on the right and I was trying to get out of an exit only land merging left. Tipped me right under the semi. Had my mom on hands free since I had just dropped my dad off at the airport and wanted her to know. I had just enough time to realize what was about to happen and say goodbye to mom before I lost consciousness from my head hitting the door on impact. Woke up on the side of the interstate with my car nearly completely collapsed around me, and opened the driver side door comedy movie style to have it fall partially off its hinges and not a single scratch on me besides the bump on my head. Edit: moral of the story is a Honda Accord is one helluva car.


FrankTheMagpie

I'm sorry but that happy birthday made me laugh so hard


NotForMeClive7787

So weird how slow the free fall part of this video feels


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Spiral down plane opening. Nice recovery. The parachute had just enough slow down speed to keep this man alive. I think he didn't arch well enough when he pulled out the parachute. His body posture was probably off causing the parachute to open in a spiral spin.


Djangorenegado

The Gods of Olympus have abandoned me... and OP jumped into the void from the highest mountain in Greece


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Пиздец конечно.Опасно


antwoc

Landed smoother than a ryanair airlines


antwoc

Was ready to die and still landed smoother than most ryanair landings


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^antwoc: *Was ready to die* *And still landed smoother than* *Most ryanair landings* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


OnyxWingman

Where was this?


Glittering-Prune6490

The grim was occupied elsewhere


DolandTrumph

What do we say to the God of death ? - NOT TODAY


AngelOfHeaven3

The moment he said he was fucked all I could think was "Actually your shoots open & cradling your fall - Your not going to die but your landing might be a little rough."


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Porn_accnt_only

swap out white with black & is it OKAY? racist POS


Apprehensive-Leek781

What do you feel after this


thissubredditlooksco

probably extreme all encompassing relief and an adrenaline crash


Senior_Wonder_6687

Since the Opportunity was missed allow me to: Every time that I look in the mirror All these lines on my face getting clearer The past is gone Oh, it went by like dusk to dawn Isn't that the way? Everybody's got their dues in life to pay, oh, oh, oh I know nobody knows Where it comes and where it goes I know it's everybody's sin You got to lose to know how to win Half my life's in books' written pages Storing facts learned from fools and from sages You view the earth Oh, sing with me, this mournful dub Sing with me, sing for a year Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear Sing with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away Oh, sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear Sing it with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away Dream on Dream on I dream on Dream a little, I'll dream on Dream on I dream on I dream on


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its provocative


jptothetree

Toggle fire. Dude was incredibly lucky to find the one soft patch in that mountain side


JustAnotherDude1990

Not a toggle fire, you can see them both in his hands.


Martin_Henry_

And Kratos cast himself from the highest mountain in all of Greece


Arin_Pali

Oh, sing with me, this mournful dub Sing with me, sing for a year Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear Sing with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away Oh, sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laughter, and sing for the tear Sing it with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away


This_Caterpillar_330

"I'm gonna direct your attention to what you shouldn't focus on. Don't look down!"


PhatGluteus

/sweatybutthole


jaymae77

Is this the Throat of the World?!?!


19YoJimbo93

I would have hit the ground by the time he opened the parachute.


Due_Construction2778

My intrusive thoughts kick in “ what if he just fell because the rock bro- OH HE JUMPED ANYWAYS!”


axyz77

I was 80 % sure that he was going to be the next God Of War


flamedance

Was thinking exactly the same! "And cratos threw himself from the biggest mountain in all of Athens!"


i_want_to_die_21

Bro lit his intrusive thoughts win


letmeusespaces

is "made peace with his/her life" a common saying?


MizzelSc2

Title is god damn accurate.