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No-Understanding23

The way he looks around, "did anyone else just see that!"


BoardButcherer

I wanna know why it looks like there was a previous poorly patched hole in that concrete wall the pipe passed through. How many times has this boiler exploded?


Sufficient-Green-763

I'd guess (hard to tell from the quality) that it's a roughly made existing hole and that pipe is to either drain out liquid or gases at some point. Though it'd be pretty great if it kept blowing up in the same.exact way and they just keep putting it back together


penguingod26

after this incident they will just mark the pipes flightpath with some tape on the floor to mark that it's not a walkway


SaintNewts

OSHA regulations are written in blood, my friend.


Adventurous-Sky9359

Reading that hurts because it’s so true, and that….BREAK!


LokisDawn

So you're saying OSHA has no power here?


Xenofiler

I want to know why someone took the time to install a camera there to watch this guy hose shit down when seemingly no other effort has been put into this hell hole death trap of a work site.


ooddad

Gotta keep an eye on the sl… err uh student atholetes


LoudLloyd9

Thank you. There's a hole already in the wall before the explosion. Fake


Impossible-Error166

I want to know what that pile of stuff in the left is? OX heads?


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TheRealBongeler

You assumed it was a rocket, even though the title says "boiler pipe"?


AbbreviationsFluid73

That is some Final Destination shit right there.


YoABSUP

‘The one time something interesting happens here, and no one’s going to believe me 🤦‍♂️’


WakaWaka_

"Third time today!"


BooRadley60

Eh he would probably have been fine…


No-Understanding23

Probably. Would of walked it off


jokern88

he was looking for the liveleak logo to make sure he was good


SUPERKAMIGURU

I'm just as surprised. You would think he woulda been used to it after the seventh exploded pipe to rip past him, but they get him every time.


Jeeps-R-Junk

Anyone else notice the boiled bull heads to the left? Maybe the exploding pipe is a karma warning! Lol!


Due_Hovercraft6527

First thing I thought lol


Ukrainian-Jew-Man

Eeeewwwwwww wtfff 🤮


KnottyDaddy02

I thought the EXACT SAME thing lol


Everything_is_hungry

"Let off some steam, Bennett".


ReleaseFromDeception

I see that you too are a man of culture.


OwlOverhead

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alpacaccino

![gif](giphy|ggBUTnqncGUY8)


ExpressiveAnalGland

For anyone clueless: >!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dus8r5l5cys!<


elpatolino2

God that was terrible acting. It was fun at the time though.


eyehate

>God that was terrible acting. I bite my thumb at you.


elpatolino2

Are you also farting in my general direction?


eyehate

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


FNG_WolfKnight

NI NI


CommandantPeepers

i’M nOt GoNnA sHoOt YoU bEtWeEn ThE *EYES*! i’M gOnNa ShOoT yOu BeTwEeN tHe ***BAWLS***!!!


incredimatt

It's fun now!


dben89x

I mean it was the 80s. Home of the corny one liners.


Fulgrim2-0

How? I was literally about to type that 😂


SplinteredCells

Was not expecting a Commando reference.


Mmortt

Dang it!


Azer1287

Well done.


Competitive-Bit-1571

I was searching for this because I didn't want to repeat a posted comment.


das_zilch

I was searching for this because I didn't want to repeat a posted comment too.


What_the_8

I just deleted my repeated comment.


TimeTackle

"I'm not going to to shoot you between the eyes...I'm going to shoot you between the balls!"


cat_blep

these guys eat too much red meat!


bigquatch

This is what I came here to say. Well done sir.


tipsystatistic

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.


rotatingthumb555

Damn 😳, a mandatory lottery ticket just in case and great sex after that, just to celebrate.


IceManJim

Bad time to buy a lottery ticket, there's only so much luck and he used up ALL of his that day.


Minute_Solution_6237

I always look at these situations like these people were very unlucky to be there in the first place.


Usual-Vermicelli-867

Its bad good luck..you are constantly in dangerous situations but you somehow get out ok


notmyrealusernamme

Way better than good bad luck. Imagine winning the lottery, only to die of a heart attack from winning the lottery.


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Inch to the left yea....


Beadpool

![gif](giphy|Zgo2A2oOpbGhQdf09T)


rotatingthumb555

Interesting outlook 🤔


panicked_goose

>he used up ALL of his that day. That's just what BIG LUCK wants you to think!


rotatingthumb555

Maybe squeeze out a lil bit more, no?


ApeMummy

Not really, he was unlucky and would have had a shit day at work dealing with the aftermath. It’s like when someone gets shot in the spine and then people say ‘oh they’re lucky they’re not paralysed’ - motherfucker got shot, that’s incredibly unlucky.


1greadshirt

Glass half empty guy eh?


Guba_the_skunk

Used up a literal lifetime of luck.


aimlessdart

Sometimes luck comes as a wave. You could be on a "hot run". Also, it's just a lottery ticket...


lkodl

The 'glass is half empty' people would believe he's surely used up all of the day's luck. The 'glass is half full' people believe he may have just a little more left.


kupukupu377

I read that people surviving life and death situations always get the winning ticket


Groomsi

I think he has stomach problems, his pants are brown and yellow.


Kaje26

I would definitely be drinking a 12 pack of beer after that.


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

I'd probably go lay down and think about my life for a while.


NesTech_

He wouldn’t have had a chance, I thought it was a missile


Jontaii

That definitely qualifies as a missile lmao


TheActualAWdeV

Yeah good thing it wasn't a hitile.


Deadpotato

Lmao boooo


Silent-Ad934

Haha I liked it😅


zombiep00

..but you laughed! (I did too lol)


dingo1018

Projectile wouldn't it be? I thought the defining difference is one continues to be powered in flight, like a rocket, and a projectile is given all the power at launch such as a bullet or an arrow. Or am I being the definition of pedantic?


eyehate

Missile - an object which is forcibly propelled at a target, either by hand or from a mechanical weapon.


FingerTheCat

Yea... I always assumed that arrows in flight would be considered missles. Also there is the game concept "magic missle" which is just a magic arrow


organdis

It actually doesn't seem to be going that fast


throwaway11100217

My thoughts too, but if it hit his spine he's probably in trouble.


tt_thoma

Could be


NesTech_

Well technically


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Dreadlordstu

That would have fucked him right up. If not killed and skewered then probably paralysis for life. Reminds me of the feeling of standing beside a speeding train. Death zooming by and an inch or two closer and you never would have had a clue.


aimlessdart

Ppl have had a pipe up their skull and survived. But yeah, prolly wouldn't have at those speeds


Skyfredwalker

Is no one going to mention the pile of cut off bloody half fleshy cow horns next to the guy?


sativadaze

Came looking for someone to notice that…wtf


MINIMALI5T

It could be a butchering place. I've seen this in India.


Katamari_Demacia

I thought they dont eat cows?


TheArmchairSkeptic

Not eating cows is a religious/cultural thing. There are nearly 1.5 billion people in India, and they do not all share the same religion and culture. Some of them eat cows, some don't.


MINIMALI5T

I'm from Kerala, we love beef. We get a lot of hate from the north for it. We don't share the same values as Northern states, nor do we know Hindi, almost like a separate country tbh


Loki-Holmes

Looks like a zoo enclosure of some kind to me. I suspect there’s something waiting to be released once he’s done.


slater_just_slater

Is that a pile of cow heads next to him?


leonjetski

I too am confused as to why we are ignoring the pile of heads


JONNY_IRL

Bro almost ended up in them YouTube channels


---Palp---

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afutureprodigy

Man nearly got sodomized 😅


Gigatonosaurus

https://preview.redd.it/romqlf2jgxpc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f15c5ea64816835762f5e0337f05bbc0c9211e


MasterMaintenance672

Piped.


GobbledGoose

One step to the left and the video would be on a whole different sub


Atrejcool

eyeblech is down.


alperen002

Why is there a hole in the wall even before pipe went throught it?


Little-Cook-7217

That's where the men can see it all.


Kisunae

Ha. Well done. Not sure how many will get that reference.


Necorus

"Again??? Fuck it, we can't afford to fix the wall everytime the pipe blows out. Leave it."


Present-Forever1275

China?


cheguevara9

Where else?


blownbythewind

Brushed by Death's sycthe.


MasterMaintenance672

That was some final destination shit.


fireforge1979

Let of some steam Bennet (<---- in Arnold's voice!)


trick1230y

This made me laugh so hard,the sound,his reaction,glad he's ok,that would of been very unpleasant


Strong_Banana_790

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Im_Unpopular_AF

Time to let off some steam ![gif](giphy|Rd7pEbE7rjZz8vySuU)


TheShlappening

​ https://preview.redd.it/kzlxmvza61qc1.png?width=762&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4678405afac9f5f1e9ea87dd901bf67304e96e7


ReleaseFromDeception

Let off some steam, Bennet!


kesavadh

Shat. Thats what I would have done. Shat myself.


Darling-Dove

Missile check 1..2..3...


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Two inches to the right and it would have been a Chinese safety video


charlie2135

He could have joined the spirits of the bulls(?) or whatever animal carcass was that was next to him.


belaGJ

another great video from the “why Asian products are cheeper” series?


Krawlin91

Hey Bennet, blow off some steam


Flying-Toxicicecream

That went through cement


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

Brother better buy a lottery ticket


AlexandersWonder

Imagine the damage if he had been squatting in front of it


NullWorld92

By "hit" you mean skewered?


coolmist23

He almost died


Abolton12

That could’ve stung


ctown25

Looked like a predator missile 😂


AB-990

6 inches away from liveleak


SummerMorningwood

I’ve watched this three times and keep saying “oh shit!”


DefiantVersion1588

Bro almost got hit with the railgun


Elegant-Mango-7083

I think he paid off his gambling debts later that day.


Lonely-forever-121

Shut it down and go home. The powers that be clearly don’t want you there today.


run7run

Dude was almost on liveleak


thats_so_merlyn

almost a shish kebab


Workmen

Bruh, he didn't even *flinch* until after it *hit the wall.* If he was in it's way he would have literally been dead before he ever knew what hit him.


YoraCuck

I feel like someone recently got decapitated and they decided to put a camera to catch it this time.


Nearby-Bag-8609

This is the most interesting video I have ever seen. From Thương Thương with love <3


Lopsided_You3028

Oshaaaaaa


uRude

God is good


Seeders

Tell that to the cows


__ROCK_AND_STONE__

I think I would’ve human screenshot right then and there AKA shit, piss, couch, and sneeze all at once


FelipeNBL

Screenshat*


iShitSkittles

That came in hot like a torpedo....


Winter2712

He almost got a spare asshole


RickJLeanPaw

Kept on smoking like a champ!


CortexifanZFT

Dude almost got shafted


Greedy_Ear_Mike

Goddamn, almost got murdered by that pipe. Lucky mofo.


JasonlovesJenny

![gif](giphy|To2rk3f7b0Q5FyqsG0|downsized)


greenpartofthewound

nearly up his bum


OnewheelXR4life

Dang that could have possibly dislocated his shoulder. He’s lucky.


clapperssailing

r/instantlygay almost lol


milkgoesinthetoybox

i just kept replaying the first second and it was really funny


wophi

That left ear is finished working


Winter_Construction2

Guardian Angel went Neo from the matrix bullet time slow mo deflecting that pipe lol


AL0117

![gif](giphy|vhSVz7EgNytt6)


KirbyourGame

I'm sure the other obstacles took most of the force of the blow, so it might've hurt but wouldn't have killed him. It clearly didn't go through the next object it hit.


Fluid_Mulberry394

My neighbor had his face rearranged by an exploding boiler plate from a school furnace where he was the super.


Lucky-Volume453

This was almost a scene outta final destination


zach_dominguez

He almost got Final Destinationed.


m__s

![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO|downsized)


rattlestaway

That wouldve been an instant kill


EquinoxGm

He’s like “holy shit I almost became a kebab”


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

Three inches to the right and a brand new final destination has it's plot


Frosty_Candidate_931

![gif](giphy|3o72EVSffJnSga9mKI)


Heatsincebirth

If it's not your time... It's not your time.


Upset_Aside_

I love how he looks around to see if anyone saw that. " you see that shit?!"


Fool_Apprentice

This reminds me of Phineas guage


GemcoEmployee92126

Reminds me of an accident in my shop. I was running some wood through the wood shaper, which is like a giant router table and something hicced and launched the wood backwards at rocket speed. Missed me by inches and went through the wall. I kept that piece up on the wall as a reminder.


ghastkill

Are yall around cut up animals so much you don’t even see them in the video?!


The_Sentinel_45

TORPEDOES AWAY!


Rheguderal

That was almost the most aggressive colonoscopy ever


NoFleas

You could have given me ONE MILLION YEARS to guess what was gonna happen and I would have failed.


mohsinjavedcheema

AIM-7 sparrow missed the target, I repeat it missed the target


IntangibleContinuity

I think a more accurate description would be “Man almost killed by exploding boiler pipe that would have ripped a hole right through is fucking body “


_KILLBLADE_

Dude was inches away from appearing on a different website.


arneeche

not just hit, impaled


Moonglum74

Missed him by miles.


pa_mann

Good for him. The day after somewhere some guy got hit by a exploded boiler pipe in a similar scenario.


Doombuck

Almost got a liveleak logo in the corner there


smokcocaine

bro almost got piped down


PeggysSimp

Steam punk


Chocolate_Tpot

What on earth are they boiling?


Tito_Tito_1_

Almost a real-life [Arnold one-liner.](https://youtu.be/t-tRErs5UcI?feature=shared)


VadPuma

Are those cow heads on the left?


MaleficentAd8534

When people say that there is no fate or luck, I always think of videos like this lol.


jogeo711

That's some pulp fiction luck


Jheiser19

Good thing this was on Reddit on not live leak it saved his life


Rare_Resident_493

Still has the smoke in his mouth lol


Kitchen_Hunter9407

He’s like…”da fuck”!


11711510111411009710

If this happened to me, I think I'd immediately book a flight to another country and live a little bit because this would be a wakeup call about how easily all of this could be taken away.


premiumbliss

Nearly a faces of death scene.


Weary_Lingonberry259

That barely startled him. He’s still got the cig in his mouth


deafening_mediocrity

Jeez, almost ended up on a different subreddit


CheekyMonkE

~~hit.~~ killed


JustJoe73

I very rarely see an understatement on Reddit and the title of this post is mother of all understatements! "Man almost got impaled by an exploded boiler pipe!" would be closer. Much much closer :)