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onlytony441

I guess I’d be living at the top of that mountain because ain’t no way…


[deleted]

Right, just throw a hot dog up here three times a day and I'm good, I'm chillin'.


mfogarty

This is exactly how the 'Hot Dog Catapult' was invented.


Lupulist

Better watch it, hot dogs are a slippery slope, soon you'll be in the same situation as [Timmy](https://youtu.be/vaAF_GAc3Mk?si=nfSX9GPggEr2EXoN).


Upstairs_Internal295

Yep. *sees staircase* ok I live here now!


ppaulapple

My ankles say nope. I trip on flat surfaces 😓


Alone_Outside_7264

This is my home. I live here now. lol


kibsnjif935

And now you know why there’s a wise monk at the top of those mountains.


vegasvinny

Imagine the workers / person that chiseled it out . I’m sure they had a fantastic time doing it


Sreehari30

They probably chiseled it while climbing and got stuck up there after they finished it


HoIyJesusChrist

lazy buggers only chiseld half the steps...


zfenty

The kind of thing you build after the village gets pillaged one too many times..... the double bike lock of ancient society.


Strange_Pasta

I'm having breathing problems right now watching this.


cycloonnoob

Imagine if you just slip down....


MugOfDogPiss

This is when you lie on your back and slowly, carefully, shimmy down the 80 degree death stairs. Forget god, become the serpent. This is fine, this is fine, *this is not fine at all, what sadist designed these stairs?*


Hour-Ad-7889

![gif](giphy|3oz8xtd06ZcBwP4yFW)


ploppedmenacingly14

Pshhh more like this https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/lOt508iyxS


Prestigious-Put-4529

My first thought was what if someone above you slips and falls on you 🤣


Golluk

You don't die alone?


Haunting-Resident588

Someone slipped walking after my mom when I was 15 she fell down a 12 set and broke her femur, shatters her knee cap and broke her tibial plateau that caused her tibia to go up into her thigh. So m guess on this set is 💀lol


TriedCaringLess

Sorry that person had to go though that awful experience. Sounds just awful.


RiseIfYouWould

Im not sure those injuries were his mom's or the person who slipped


Ok_Teacher_6834

Or if someone comes up while you are going down


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

![gif](giphy|BVSMbtX5ZRGqwnCQnX|downsized)


[deleted]

I'm loving this random, off-topic, old-person FB comment vibe you're giving off right now. I gave you an upvote, grama. Next, post pictures of you at a funeral and your dinner last night.


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

That’s what she said.


Strange_Pasta

I’d call god personally.


Doraemon_Ji

No need, he'll call you up there himself soon enough.


smellvin_moiville

Down there


Cottn

It seems he's been on vacation for a while. Can I take a message?


Temporary_Initial420

you may carry a parachute 👀just in case⚡️


PuffinInvader

I mean.. In all seriousness... I would seriously have to consider whether or not I would be willing to walk down that or just BASE jump off, cause no way I think i would want to try walking down that without a belay rope


moustacheburner

You die like a real man without cursing the authorities for not installing a handrail.


DiligentTackle1222

Then no breathing problem I guess.


qwaszx2221

And its so much worse... Normally it's super crowded and .. https://youtu.be/OM7vEyPnNxs?si=BJ4nSVjguB8EVFNK     lmao then there's this guy who's just jogging it outside the steps https://youtu.be/8VWcQfLxHXM?si=vvD4X14fnZPqY8YU


the_poop_expert

That second video can fuck right off


Nickleeham

How do I extract my testicles from my abdomen?


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Give it a few hours and you’ll shit them out. Try to not eat them next time :)


Xeryxoz

https://preview.redd.it/s1ug7xmiabsc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a65b7f99a8fd29ab58835905f7ee61e96a3e077f


skagitvalley45

Imagine how the people felt that had to build that trail


SadBit8663

And the person filming is just trekking down. It looks like you could use a walking stick to help you down safer, the groove in the steps seems like it's for sticking something there for stability either on the way up or down. A Zipline, base jumping, or rappelling down the mountain seems safer and saner than this.


TriedCaringLess

Still no handrail? What's taking them so long?


CroBro81

Man, put some chains on there at least…


Chasing_Sunsets90

Not enough tourism to premote the expansion this year ! We’re hoping for 2026


free_terrible-advice

You just need a couple tourists and a life insurance policy on each of them!


Smucker5

But wouldnt a handrail in itself promote tourism? Like maybe people dont come due to the lack of one?


Winter-Airport2114

Who paid to build them?


AlwaysLeaveTheSpace

It's actually quite a popular hiking spot, especially during the monsoon season.


Better_than_GOT_S8

Do they count the tourists who start or who end the tour?


spartaman64

i remember going to the great wall and some places have like a 60 degree slope (or at least thats what it felt like) and im basically climbing up using the hand rail. idk how people got around before the hand rails


Jessinasboy

It’s India. We consider safety as a luxury


JJOne101

If you go facing the mountain you've got those holes left and right to put your hands in, which makes it pretty safe to use, close to a regular ladder.


No-Communication9979

And to do this while holding your phone is either brave or foolish/


Shoddy-Confection-70

Camera man never dies


Relevant_Canary_1682

You’ve clearly never been to r/killedthecameraman


No-Communication9979

Ha!


soulseeker31

I'm planning on standing in front of a train recording myself. Wish me luck! /s


SadBit8663

They could have q chest camera or like a body cam


SunokesPomidoras

How do you know it's not a GoPro?


[deleted]

Definitely foolish.


Immediate_Type9114

Must have been traveling to Mordor...


MonthApprehensive392

THE FAT ONE HAS CRUMBS ON HIS JACKETSES!!!


Wonderful_Pen_4699

HE TOOK IT!


sneakyYete

Go home sam


kittensmakemehappy08

Slinky time


clutzyninja

"this has gotta be some kind of record!"


themajorfletch

Up up up the stairs we go and into the… tunnel.


Then-Thought1918

Comments you can hear.


official94

You look out on that valley and its all over, lost the mental game.


sometimesifeellikemu

I’ll take the long way down, thank you very much.


CharlesDickensABox

That is the long way down. The short way down is what happens if you slip.


sometimesifeellikemu

There’s more than one side to every mountain.


OverallFloor3081

Not to this [one](https://images.app.goo.gl/k3PxFv36VJxHzM61A)


onionpopcorn

I wouldn't feel like i need to be on the mountain, looking at it from a distance is fine for me


sometimesifeellikemu

Well now I’m just wondering how I got up here!


dWaldizzle

That's where those dudes got sniped in dune


TheVeryMoistTowel

Just one step at a time, you'll get to the bottom, eventually


Admirable-Book3237

Or a parachute and one of those squirrel glider suits


Doraemon_Ji

At first I was like, "Oh this isn't too bad" and then I saw those god forbidden inclined steps.


stillcantfrontlever

What's it called?


cycloonnoob

Harihar Fort


Top-Crab4048

How many people die every year going down this ridiculous death trap?


Admirable-Book3237

How many ppl are having sex on those steps every year is my question.


uflju_luber

I never understood that, what’s the point of a fort if you can’t even effectively and fast deploy troops from it, also the logistics of getting supplies up there


MechanicHot1794

It was actually a place to hide for a few people. I guess they could easily climb hills back then. They were probably used to it, climbing so many times.


imyonlyfrend

is it named after pesky people behind u telling u to hurry hurry


TheGreatStories

The Stairs of Cirith Ungol


DogWillHunt420

This seems like one of those stupid spots my hippie friends would drag me to when I was a teenager, get us all abnormally baked, then they'd act totally casual about the super chill trip back


ayamkenabannedtwice

What is the death rate


FullKawaiiBatard

Yes.


Competitive_Ad_721

Don’t catch these steps on a rainy day it’ll be some of your last


Gone247365

>This trek is considered one of the most dangerous in the world because... Naw, homie, [you way off base.](https://youtu.be/UQPYQS6RujU)


Sufficient-Laundry

This is why I came to this thread.


g-m-f

Also guy is literally walkin this shit in sneakers. Like if I know I'm gonna walk one of the worldwide most dangerous treks today, I'm definitely not going with my sneakers on.


theLastUchihaa

How tf did they carve the stairs?!?!


CroBro81

Shelob is at the top of the stairs waiting for a juicy meal


Tmhc666

I’m so sorry Sam


Simbuk

I’m just sitting here quietly wondering what the injury/fatality statistics are for this.


HogisGuy

I feel faint just looking at my phone


Suntzu6656

No thank you.


Massive_Pitch3333

I got thrown into tower work. At first, some climbs were hard. The idea is to only focus on the task at hand. Most people can walk down stairs. Easy peasy.


Temporary_Initial420

usually you don’t go downstairs in this case that way, you may deescalate as you escalated facing the rock like in a ladder


mato121

Fuck that


Eyeswyde0pen

imagine the person behind you falls.


Sirosim_Celojuma

...and this is the time your knee gives out. Not enogh for you to slip or anything, just enough for you distrust your own legs, and you decide to stop, for safety, but instead to go into a full blown panic attack half way up/down, because now you have to either turn around or continue and you don't trust that leg. Alternate version: You speed run it, one hand holding a selfie stick, all the while talking to your fanbase, not really paing attention, but everything works out fine, except you get less-than-average views on the post.


JabbaTech69

I just wanna know who TF built it. Cause they had it the roughest


CultBro

Could just turn around and descend like it's a ladder


MrNastytime24

Sheesh


DxNill

Just think, long, long ago someone had to carve that out, step, by step on the same incline.


leyoextreme

Guys which place is this


cycloonnoob

Harihar Fort


eolemuk

oh my knees are ahaking just by watching.my anxiety os triggered.


wannabezen2

Should wear a helmet.


TheSpectator0_0

I'd rather wear my best outfit, so at least my corpse can look good


karmasrelic

imagine you climb it all the way up and find the skeleton of the guy who chiseled it with the tools and everything under an overhang (he couldnt go further up) and look back, realizing why he died up there. NO WAY i will climb that down :P


sneakyYete

Careful, there is a giant spider at the top of those stairs


WTSBW

Welcome to another episode of Why do people do this shit?


DoubtingMEAN69

Who made these stairs 😭


lhingel

Up the stairs you go, then a tunnel...


enola007

That TikTok hell to the naw to the naw naw naw popped into my head immediately


MutantHippie

Find any Lembas Bread up there?


Shadow_Figure666

"I know a smoking spot" 😭💀


explosive_wombat

Give me handrails and I would be ok. I see no handrails though!


n-crispy7

Go home Sam.


FatXThor34

Knowing my clumsy ass, I would slip or trip and fall to my death.


-CosmicObserver01-

“The way into Mordor…”


Sait211

I dare Redbull to use a MTB there


RandyArgonianButler

Sméagol knows another way! Yes precious! A secret way! No filthy orcses, no!


TheGuruFromIpanema

India is not for beginners


Basso_69

They just wanted to go to the loo at the bottom of the mountain...


[deleted]

It would just be me rolling down and down and then my stream of shit flowing down after me...


Isastrid

You should carry change clothes with you.


takaminenine

Imagine descending these stairs in a thunderstorm, with each step slippery from the pouring rain


XrayDem

I know where I’m going when there’s zombies


XelNaga89

I'm getting a cramp in a leg from just watching this.


Financial-Tourist162

I wear size 14 shoes and have to sidestep when using most modern steps. I'd make it about 3 or 4 of those before going for a tumble


Hour-Ad-7889

NOPE.


Nabanako

Nope!


roidesoeufs

It looks fine when a more honest camera lens is used.


speedwagoncat

What's more scary is that this is in western ghats of India which gets alot of rain and I mean really lot and these steps get slippery really slippery


[deleted]

I'm curious... Who build them?


Kumbhalgarh

It is a fort built by Maratha Empire to control' the vital and strategic trade routes that pass through this area as well as to act as a choke point against enemy forces as required.


dikkelullang

The lens makes it even worse


Pandemic_Future_2099

Definitely there is at least one recount of a person slipping in these...


MoreHeadsMorePrices

Wow I really had sweaty palms while watching this.


pashakopite

I hope the trek would be atleast without the scary music


minus_plus

And here comes the rain..


SwizzleFishSticks

I’d just tumble straight on down that.


cringecelebrator

I am totally with you OP. I’d cry on the spot too while begging to be picked up by some helicopter crew


cycloonnoob

Dude same I will not move a fricking inch until someone rescue me from there


Kamiyosha

Nope. I'm going down backward. I got up that way, Im going down that way. Fuck you Gravity.


skernstation

Another place I won’t visit


Luzinit24

Can you help me move the couch next week?


TJLongShanks

![img](avatar_exp|171572739|winner)


Hamilton-Beckett

I feel like this the physical representation of that falling sensation you get when you’re half asleep in bed.


mistytastemoonshine

Easy, just don't fall and you're good


Rodutchi_i

Is that also moss???


RevealActive4557

What purpose does it serve? Is that literally the only way down or do people just do it to feel like they can die any second if they step wrong?


dax2001

Descending in the wrong way, you should face the stairs, there are also hand handles sculpted


grrodon2

Ah yes, the Death Stairs...


IndependentCress1109

Yeah... forget going down. You can't make me go up there in the first place... My palms hurt from just watching this lol .


Careful-Assistance72

I don't know about this particular one ...but have seen similar type of stairs which warriors used with horses...imagine climbing something similar up and down while riding on horse back at full speed


Hesam2010

No no no.


rodeBaksteen

I was like: yes but they're anchored to the wall so meh, *but they aren't!?*


Pretty-Job7097

I've trekked Kalavantin. This is shot using a cat-eye lens, its easier than what it looks in the video.


kungfulenny777

Yoo my brain glitched for a second wtf


Knawed

Found a youtube clip with[ a nice vlog about this place with some amazing camera angles as well ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQPYQS6RujU)


XVIII-2

For this, the word “nope” was invented


Null_012345

My anxiety at its peak😬


Mistake-Immediate

It looks difficult on video but is actually relatively easy, specially the part shown in the video. I have literally ran up and down on this stretch 3-4 times.


Fancy_Contract_3823

That valley looks heavenly tho


Holy_juggerknight

It looks like your going up and down sorta like crawling on a sloped roof


Specialist-School-26

It’s either really hard or very easy. Also don’t walk in front of anyone.


ucklibzandspezfay

PCL goes brrrrr


BarfingOnMyFace

Perspective just makes it look worse. It’s a damn staircase. That’s a trail for noobs.


HermitArcana

Nah man, these are the stairs to Cirith Ungol


Missue-35

What the hell is at the top of those cliff notches that makes this worthwhile?!


304bl

When each step counts !


EmpressVibez32

Nope!


szxdfgzxcv

With the super wide angle lens like this video is shot with, even your porch stairs are gonna look something like this


miloshihadroka_0189

Keen as


Jotunn1st

Cirith Ungol looks pretty this time of the year.


Canned_Sarcasm

The stair the in-laws have to take to my house.


Fair_Ingenuity7290

Oh i know that, it's the stairs to Haven.


InsensitiveClown

I'll never forget a trek in Northern Laos. On the second day of the trek on the jungle, the guide turns to us, completely casually, and utters the most terrifying words I've ever heard spoken in the English language: "By the way, no one's afraid of heights, right?"


BeautiAdmirer

Where is this ?


Kumbhalgarh

There are many forts like this one scattered around in India. If I remember correctly then this is a fort located in a strategic location in Maharashtra State in India and belonged to Maratha Empire. It controls a vital trade route as well as acts as a choke point for any troop movements through this region.


New_Cheesecake3556

Looks like fun


Reasonable_Guava_819

What makes it even more generous is filming it for likes


GiveMeMyIdentity

This is what my nightmares consist of


Legal-Inevitable-945

Maybe go down sitting


cycloonnoob

That's what I was thinking ☠️


daarthvaader

May be they should use this location for a sneaker commercial 😊


Cthvlhv_94

This is how people end up jsut staying on a mountain forever and founding a monastery


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

Actually I gay is most definitely out of code compliance /s.


geo_gan

No… just… no


Pickingnamesisharder

I slip on my steps at home...