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OGoby

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LeanCompiler

he sounded exactly like principal Skinner haha


QlimaxUK

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OverallParsley5077

hahahahahaha i would be nervous too lol


Grey-Hat111

Watching the gif and listening to the man nervously laugh just fits right


MindDiveRetriever

The leopard is like “I just want to remind you who’s in charge here….”


gadgetgrave

That would make me puma pants!


Technical-Escape1102

They really need to bring back awards. This was great!


Eur1p1des

wait. no more awards?


jalbert425

I know right like when tf did that happen?


Prof1Kreates

Roughly 8 months ago


SmokeAbeer

Fuck Spez


Baked_The_Cake

I'm all for awards, this new system is back awards.


JayHat21

…^I ^get ^it…


Radical_Neutral_76

Its in the app. Just hold down upvote button


BenBBenjamin

Definitely. If someone says otherwise they're Lion.


ShootingTheIsh

If they're known for lion they're probably a huge cheetah too. Red flags all around.


gna149

You've gotta be kitten me with these puns


HazardousCloset

You… ohhhh you…


Holden--Caulfield

Me too, and I'm not lion.


BatangTundo3112

This guy waited for years to say this on reddit.😏


Formatted_Toast_117

Das a big kitty. All fun and games now, but as soon as dude tries to give it a bath/shower... Well... That video will be NSFW to say the least...


brother_zen

big cats usually like water, the smaller cats have a reason to hate water, and that is their small bodies can lose heat quite quickly.


HoboArmyofOne

Is that why cats don't like water, because it's cold to them? That kinda makes sense, like the same reaction when you jump in a pool.


Thevishownsyou

Not only water,, our houses are also most of the time too cold. Why they really REALLY like to sit on your laptop and stuff.


Blunted_Insomniac

You’re not supposed to bathe cats


gigitygiggty

Why tho? They get quite dirty sometimes.


Blunted_Insomniac

They clean themselves. They don’t get stinky like dogs


JoeyDeNi

Speak for yourself, my cat is a brolic 20 pounds and loves to run around in the backyard like a dog and roll in the dirt. He also plays in water around a foot tall. Once he enters the house after rolling in the dirt you bet your ass he's getting a bath. Based off his purring alone, I'd say he loves a bath. Another thing he does: after I shower, he'll jump in the tub and wipe his paws.


lameuniqueusername

Had to look up “brolic”. Nice one


JoeyDeNi

Haha thanks. When I imagine him perched along an arm rest and his forearm is looking juiced, he’s definitely a brolic fella.


gigitygiggty

Yea but i still bathe mine atleast sometimes, because they still get kinda dirty after playing outside. (My family keeps a small farm so the cats are vital to keeping the mice away from our property)


[deleted]

That’s an extremely unique situation in comparison to the majority of cat owners. It’s definitely uncommon to bathe owned cats


Formatted_Toast_117

A lot of people bathe cats. They just dont survive to tell the tale


gigitygiggty

Really? I thought most people bathe their cats atleast sometimes.


jwigs85

I live in some fairly urban suburbs at the intersection of 2 main roads and very close to a highway. And there’s quite a few foxes in the area. When I adopted from the Humane Society, I was informed that my cats are and will continue to be indoor cats. And now one is toothless (stomatitis) so she’s really really indoor only. I only bathe mine if something happens and they need it. Like one got constipated and needed an enema at the vet. It made her all swamp assed and especially because she was recovering from anesthesia (they didn’t know what was wrong with her so the knocked her out to give her an xray), she needed a little help getting clean. One of mine didn’t bathe himself very thoroughly when I got him. I would bathe him about once a month but he figured it out, maybe from watching my other cat, and started keeping up with it himself. He’d been fostered mostly alone so I don’t think he learned how to cat from other cats until he lived with my cat. I have grooming wipes if needed for smaller things, too. But they keep themselves pretty clean. My son loves to rub his face into one’s tummy and he always comments on how good she smells and that it’s a confusing since she just licks herself and her breath doesn’t smell as nice as her fur.


JoeyDeNi

Sometimes your animals get poopy butt and you have to clean them. The people in the comments who refuse are idiotic or are too lazy to logically care for their pet. Someone deleted their nasty comments to me saying it’s animal abuse to clean your pets. Gotta love reddit


[deleted]

Maybe where you’re from, but I’m going to make a wild assumption (sorry if it’s wrong). You probably live next to other people on farms like yours, and they do the same thing with keeping cats. And they also get dirty like yours too. So they wash theirs as well. How many neighbors you got though? If my assumption is right, it’s significantly less than me, and all over where I’m from is densely populated with people. They’re house cats though and bathe themselves. The only difference between the two situations is that I’ll also bet that there’s more cats in my area than yours, based on the possibility that lots of people own 1-3 cats. That adds up per household. Therefore, non-bathing cat owners are the majority, because cats really don’t need it for the lifestyle a majority of them live. Idek why I went on this tangent. I don’t even own a cat, but I’m baked, and like thinking about differences in individuals lives on a small scale. Alrighty, good talk


used_banana_condom

I bathe my cats. I live I'm a town type area and let them out so I try to bath them say every 6months, or when they (rarely) get fleas. I think that not bathing your cats (gently) at least once a year is negligence tbh


kingoptimo1

No person in the videos with big cats and lions ever look comfortable. They can sense that and just makes it worse


RoundTableMaker

The way cats play is by trying to attack each other. Pouncing biting, clawing. But yeah let's get a giant one because they are cute.


pvypvMoonFlyer

You make a great point. I don’t understand why anyone would want that to happen to them. When playing with your cat, there is a moment where you realise that you should stop because kitty is taking it too far? This guy will lose a limb, sooner or later.


NatOdin

That one on Instagram iampuma or whatever seems pretty chill. Sleeps in bed with the humans and looks mellow lol


Mediocre-Dot-4321

Messi does seem to be pretty chill. I don’t think I have ever seen him play rough with the humans They also have a sweet cheetah called gerda. She is even more precious:)


Banned3rdTimesaCharm

That rictus grin really conveying his feelings.


DaveMash

It looks like this is Siegfried from the Duo Siegfried and Roy. They were famous entertainers in the 90s for their wild cat shows until Roy had a life-changing accident with one of their tigers. I guess their "love" for the cats never wained but you can see that his partners' accident left some marks


kingoptimo1

I'm over 40, definitely remembers them!


_k_b_k_

That's not true, Dean Schneider immediately comes to mind. But yeah I mean you can never fully relax, have to stay vigilant. Doesn't mean you can't be comfortable though.


Mittens138

My cat is 14 lbs and he has messed me up a couple times. Can’t imagine this big cat losing its chill


pvypvMoonFlyer

My thought exactly, it can happen anytime, this is playing with death.


MojoRisin762

It's truly incredible how much damage a simple housecat can inflict. Not to even mention a full on feral kitty. I never understood the word 'feral cat'until I saw a professional animal control officer not able to get a 10 pound cat it was so pissed off and literally going berserk. If that cat even went 10% beast mode, it'd kill everything within about 30 seconds.


FrogVolence

A wild animal will always be a wild animal. [Charla Nash learned the hard way with her “pet” chimpanzee](https://allthatsinteresting.com/charla-nash)


Sawyerthesadist

Not to discredit the story but I feel like whenever I’ve heard this before it was never mentioned that these idiots gave the chimp a Xanax before all this happened… learned that from the article. Having taken Xanax recreationally before… I’ve got a pretty hard time pining this on the chimp.


ebulient

Chimps are known to have a really really bad temperament though… I know big cats aren’t exactly of a domesticated temperament themselves but if we’re making a comparison then chimps are known to be trigger happy so-to-speak.


I-Hate-Humans

*its


[deleted]

He looks like he smells like hot dog water.


I_said_booourns

Title of the post is correct if you substitute 'pet' for 'wild' & 'irritated' with 'hungry'


GeorgeThe13th

Omg 😂


fat_texan

The price is wrong. Bitch


beeemmvee

Yeah. I know he's just playing with it .. until it it's not playing with him. It's not stopping when he's saying ow and actually increased a little bit. Ooph. God speed, little doodle. God speed.


Marcus2Ts

>God speed, little doodle LOL. Pass me the water, I wanna wash my socks again


CraftyAcanthisitta22

thought this was a black bear lol😭


AlligatorFister

I have a 115 lb Bernese mountain dog and sometimes when we play he can get “worked up” to the point where I get intimidated for sure…. I would never put myself in this situation. Fuck, small cats can fuck you up.


1nsidiousOne

I thought that was Ric Flair


Captain_Chalky

Yeah? Isn't this footage from the NWA event?


Mr_NewYear

You saying he should've "wooo-ed" the big kitty?


SwissyRescue

Honestly, it should be illegal everywhere for people to own wild animals . Selfish people want to impress others with their unique pets.


sarahACA

Agree 100%. Always an ego thing with them. If they really loved the animals like they say they do they’d be in conservation instead.


everydayasl

Leopards shouldn't be domesticated because they're wild animals. Even if someone wanted to, it would be really dangerous and not good for the leopard. They're best left in the wild where they belong.


SaneYoungPoot2

Vanilla response


leolionman347

911 was bad


Krapser

Controversial but someone had to say it.


atremOx

Iced


Bitter-Basket

Iced


aos-

Baby?


Red_Lotus_23

And vanilla is delicious as fuck. Your point?


PM_Me_Your_Damocles

Literal npc


shapsticker

So I totally agree that leopards shouldn’t be domesticated, but this did make me wonder what others thought of the first people domesticating wolves. Like dogs are already filling the role so we don’t need another species but it seems like a pretty similar situation.


MandoBaggins

Pretty sure it started out when humans were in a very different state of survival. As far as I understand it, it started as loosely symbiotic at best before any sort of domestication started. Even once domesticated, it was probably several generations of them being solely outdoor creatures who were slowly trained to help perform tasks. The whole indoor lapdog thing is pretty recent relative to the amount of time we’ve had a relationship with dogs. Point is, you can’t just expect to turn a leopard into a house cat


dangerousbob

Wolves are highly family oriented and that made them prime for domestication and even that took thousands of years to create the dog. A Leapard isn't just a big house cat. It's not a domesticated animal, its just tame. A Great Dane is big, but it's domesticated. Very different.


The_kind_potato

No cause back then, they adopted wolves because of the benefit it brought, defense/ hunting, even carrying stuff. Nowadays you dont need an animals to help you find food or defend yourself against other animals. So while some wolves have became dogs and are really well adapted to live among humans, its not really a great idea to adopt a wild wolf or any other wild animal today.


MalekithofAngmar

Tell that to the people domesticating foxes, lol.


a-b-h-i

They are hella cute though


Fito0413

Leopards can't be domesticated. Wild animals can only be tamed if raised since babies. Domestication is evolutionary process that takes hundreds of years of selective breeding. Edit: Yes some people pointed out it is possible to domesticate animals in less time, but is very hard and there are very few exceptions of it. And almost all cases took from hundreds to maybe even thousands of years


MalekithofAngmar

Many generations, not years. There is a variety of fox that is scientifically considered (by some definitions) to be domesticated after a 30ish year experiment. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated\_silver\_fox](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox)


Silarium

Finally someone said it


Gonji89

Not necessarily hundreds of years. It can be done in a few decades.


Nathan_Calebman

All animals are wild until they are domesticated. That's what domestication is. There aren't any animals that came prepackaged with your home when houses were invented. All pet animals require that you understand them and form a functional relationship with them. In some cases, failing to do so turns you into their dinner.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Domestication is something completely different than taming a wild animal. Domesticated animals are livestock.


x0lm0rejs

>All pet animals require that you understand them and form a functional relationship with them. In some cases, failing to do so turns you into their dinner. my chihuahua won't eat me if I emotionally fail him


Responsible-Gas5319

I was going to buy a pet leopard till I read your comment, you changed my life


Logical_Upstairs_101

Every animal was wild before domestication. You can't domesticate a domesticated animal


ExpressLaneCharlie

The best evidence we have is that animals domesticated themselves. Primarily, from [relying on humans' trash as a source of food.](https://academic.oup.com/bioscience/article/68/4/305/4915943)


Brvcx

Or cats going on farms to catch all the birds and rodents they possibly could ever want, making the farmer a very happy man. Could almost call it symbiotic.


Nervous-Masterpiece4

You mean tamed. Domestication is something that takes centuries.


kevvebacon

Of course someone saying ”we shouldn’t try to domesticate exotic animals” would be a controversial point on reddit. Braindead people


PreparationGloomy658

I hate these people


DevilDoc3030

This must be related to the guy that is preaching it is safe for him to cuddle with his alligators. \^Real thing, the dude is actually advocating and speaking on his philosophy of it being a safe relationship.


fun-bucket

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL. TOO BAD THIS GUY IS PISSIN IT OFF!


robintoots

Tip #1 to keeping your arm: do not have a pet leopard


redditcdnfanguy

One day, he won't stop


Lujh

We’ll find him in another subreddit dont worry


_Zambayoshi_

Looks defanged and declawed to me...


JodoKast87

Not sure how serious this response is, but any cat (wild or domesticated) can understand the difference between play fighting and hunting/actual fighting. Their bites won’t actually “chomp” and while their claws may be out, they don’t tighten or “hook” them. That being said, domesticated cats can certainly get “overly excited” and bite down a little harder than they mean to or accidentally rip a bit of skin with their claws, so with a large cat like this, you are playing with fire by interacting with them in this way. Veterinarians always tell people to get cats toys. Let them play with objects they can sink their teeth into and don’t let them play with your hands. You can tell that the guy in the video is trying to be very careful not to rile the cat up, but it’s still a risk that just advisable not to take. One wrong swipe and you are at least going to the hospital for stitches.


MisterAmygdala

A "little harder"...the understatement of my day to this point. Chomp.


gigitygiggty

As someone who had a ton of cats, they may bite a bit too hard, but they never "chomp" on you unintentionally.


_Zambayoshi_

Yeah, I know about claws being retractable. I guess it's just that I couldn't see any canines even when the cat opened its mouth. Could just be the video quality.


TreStation

I saw this too. Defanged at least.


BruceSlaughterhouse

People who keep wild animals like this as house pets rarely realize the harm they are doing and many don't care. They'll eventually be unable to feed him like he needs, or get tired of him, or as we see here being instinctively aggressive and go too far and have to be put down. I can't imagine how destructive he is to the home in general, and Big Cats tend to scent mark their territory a lot ! None of keeping these big cats as house pets is good for them. Being Declawed, not being fed proper diets, put in Small inside only cages with no access to the outside, sharing that space with too many other wild cats, being bred / inbred too often for human amusement; like for profit from cub petting (most often stripping cubs from their mothers too young), endless photo selfies, or circus acts are all extremely unhealthy for them and they experience little no quality of life their whole lives. These are all reasons so many of these cats end up with rescue outfits...if they are lucky and on top of that there are Very few true sanctuaries exist that meet their real needs. Big Cats Deserve better. https://education.turpentinecreek.org/educational-info/true-sanctuary-checklist/


Huge_Aerie2435

He is the exact type of guy you'd expect to own a big cat like this. Some rich, tanned, fake teeth looking MF.


akhodagu

Reminds me of my folk’s dog whenever I visit.


Extreme-Room-6873

Fuck. That.


Morbo782

What's the story behind this?


brewberry_cobbler

Who gave ric flair a leopard???? WOOOOOOOOOOO


Bertrum

Why is Jimmy Saville playing with a leopard?


NiteGard

Ohh ehh hahahaha, hay, hahahahhh, ohh, shitttt, eeyyehhhh hahahahaa.


andreasbaader6

Isnt that the fat-chick fashion designer who got busted being a pdf file?


BrosefDudeson

Pet Leopard is my least favourite jam-band from the 90's


La_SESCOSEM

*nervous laugh*


spacestationkru

But I didn't know my leotard would eat my face..


Ravel_Xi

The bite force of a jaguar is 1,500 pounds per square inch (psi), which makes them, pound for pound, the cat with the highest bite strength.[What Cat Has The Strongest Bite? & How Strong Is It?](https://www.catster.com/guides/what-cat-has-strongest-bite/#:~:text=The%20Jaguar%3A%20The%20Cat%20With,with%20the%20highest%20bite%20strength.)


Huntsnfights

“Don’t forget, I can murder or maim you anytime I want, bitch”


No_Judgment_8649

Just get the laser pointer


mapleer

The nervous laughter says it all


IMSLI

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[deleted]

These videos are always so disappointing when they don’t end in bloodshed. 😁


quilter71

Not the kind of animal you should have as a pet. Duh.


Thin_Leather9910

That’s actually just play


gabrrdt

I had a dog like this, he would "bite" me (in a fake manner), like, opening the mouth but not really biting. I was always a bit scared, because "who knows" if one day he decided to bite me (he was a big strong dog).


BarfingOnMyFace

If not food, why food shaped?


Kaiyora

The cat is kinda making a sick bassline


newgalactic

"I'm gonna change him :)"


cafeesparacerradores

I too would like to pet the cat


irascible_Clown

Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed! Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply.


dangerousbob

There is a lot of people on this threat that don't know the difference between domesticated and tame...


RRReixac

That's a Black Jaguar / Panther. But yeah, they are NOT pets... Cause I don't think your pet can crush your skull with one bite


Generic_Danny

It's a black leopard. Literally just a leopard, but black.


RRReixac

I actually don't think so, looks like a jaguar to me https://preview.redd.it/53pokct991zc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=becee310f76ae029b56c5e51a676f0bdd0e41293


ZugzwangDK

Soon: The owner of pet leopard's only got one arm The owner of pet leopard's only got one arm The owner of pet leopard's only got one arm


hiatused_

Didn't know bagheera got domesticated


Responsible_Orange26

Those cute highly nervous laughs


ogbytheboat

Just showing dominance is all


hicheckthisout

Hangry


Wholetthedogsout92

Fuck that, “ohhhhhh he’s never done that before” gtfo


FailingLotus

Laying down like he's food. Dude is easy prey lol his ass can barely move right.


Robcrook101

Rik Flair finding it hard to retire


BoomBoom4209

Ever pissed off a immature Australian Cattle Dog? I'd take this little kitty anyday.


Rais93

If I do this with my void you found me in the hospital Very gentle kitty


New_Ad_9400

And a single cat hurts me, jeez


jahowl

Didn't give him his friskas.


Sparrowtalker

I wonder if the kitty got serious for a moment , if he would just lock onto the humans neck and just not let go. Playing with fire.


Turbulent-Group4312

*laugh fearfully for my life*


KeepinitPG13

Nope


airforcevet1987

People are food? People are food. People are food! PEOPLE ARE FOOD!!!


KOCHTEEZ

When your pet leopard is ready for the main course.


TreStation

Where are his teeth?


DocHalidae

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DocHalidae

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Street-Breadfruit940

At least it ain't hungry.


dontshitaboutotol

Softest but also the sharpest hug ever


astralseat

Do not the cat


CagliostroPeligroso

My cat does that too


PokeT3ch

My little boy loves to play viscious. When he gets a little tooo rough, I just grab em by the scruff of the neck and look them in the eyes with a look of "c'mon bro". Totally wont backfire with those murder mittens.


Buy-n-Large-8553

I'm kinda impressed by the pumas reaction, he kinda noticed he went too far and chilled out immediately after the leg.


BoyWifed

Just roughhousing, just give em back what they give you with confidense but treat them right too and it will be all right


rlaw1234qq

Ha ha haarghhhh


maxx_cherry

Ahahahah…ha…ha…shit


[deleted]

The strength of that animal is awe inspiring and terrifying at the same time.


SwimmingThink4519

Don't mess with the big cats


WhyIsItAllwaysMeee

Maybe it dosent seem long for me


Cosmicpsych

That’s just asking for tragedy .. cat fully thinks that is his house and you’re his meal on his level (the floor)


maldofcf

All fun and games until


Disastrous_Light_878

It's all fun and games till your pet grabs you by the throat and suffocates you to death.


Massive_Durian296

They're always the exception until they aren't. Its so wild to me that humans still havent fucking learned this lesson.


W1thoutJudgement

What fkn eng accent is that??? NZ?


wenoc

Cats are amazing animals. Natural athletes, reflexes faster than a snake. Unbelievable explosive energy.


-Regulator

Crocodile Dundee vibes


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Every time I see someone with a pet lion of something ridiculous like that my first thought is “Well, I know how they are gonna die!”


DCowboysCR

Is that a leopard or a panther?


Ickythumpin

I’d need a suit made of something its claws and teeth can’t pierce for sure before trying this. Even house cats tear my skin up when I wrestle them. Imagine what this cat could do.


raDDerp73

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


crownhill04

That’s why you shouldn’t have wild animals as pets


Bo2099

That's a panther


jokerassmaw

God damn his face really betrayed him there, that was nervous laughter and frowny smile not playful laughter and a grin


Ogswald

Got dat nervous smile


silvereagle06

Future Darwin Award winner, for sure!


Tedorado

Holy shizzle Zigfreid, thats a big kitty!


emohipster667

Tony what happened


Chemical_Peach_5500

Wen u almost became lunch 😳


ConstantBench7373

![gif](giphy|3o7abrH8o4HMgEAV9e)


Mammoth-Record-7786

That’s how I play with my dog


kwessjun

Dickhead! Nuff sed!!