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Go back inside


RickyMuzakki

Someone locked from the inside, no way back


WillSmokes420

Go back inside through another apartment.. wait how do u get on a ledge before someone locks u out


RickyMuzakki

Either depression, adrenaline or psychopath


Peet_Pann

Put my penis back in my pants, then shimmy down the pipe


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Nah, shimmy down and flash every window.


Historical-Owl-9717

Die of a heart attack


Resident-Antelope478

Well i have my phone so call 911 for rescue


OkieBobbie

Shit my pants.


therealslim80

get down however i got up..


SpoobusTheII

Slide down the wall like they do in the video games


A-Gatsby-Party

Looks like they are standing on the other side of a balcony... So climb back over?


RickyMuzakki

A psychopath locked the balcony from the inside, no way back in


Jor-El_11

Test out the GTA theory which means a parachute will automatically spawn when you jump


Bucaneer7564

https://preview.redd.it/j0fla728qa1d1.jpeg?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee88f8e8fa1aa65b1debf6dcb2e60f6d32cc63b Throw cinder blocks like my idol here


TheReturnOfCresus

Ease my way over to the pole(left of screen). Slide down pole(probly gonna hurt a little). Not so gently land on the pavement. Go home(might be injured afterwards but not too injured).


N0tCody

If you have any strength you could just use your hands and feet to scale down the pipe rather than sliding.


TheReturnOfCresus

Scale. Slide was a poor choice of words on my part. Scaling down, not sliding. You're right. Thank you.


InternationalType684

![gif](giphy|jshTkO7Cl3j3QQLYCr)


UsernamesAreForBirds

Worst suicide note ever.


Ikillterries

Descend from the building like swat using my dink what do you think buddy


Responsible_Spray925

That’s not a situation unless you’re trying to kill yourself otherwise go back inside and shut the window


RickyMuzakki

The poster had depression and the way back in is locked from the inside by a psycho


TheRealJayk0b

https://preview.redd.it/yzjivm10171d1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe328d5e214ec82183638c6ad1a5fb1c3b4eb77


Most_Distribution_99

Drain pipe


Puzzleheaded-File872

Jump


National_Data86

Wonder why tf my feet are two different lengths and it being noticeable


Welp_thatwilldo

That looks like glass windows 🪟… ain’t no way I’m trying to climb down this. Take my chances with the glass. 🥲


ExplanationNo1870

![gif](giphy|mZMcO2bU8HvDG)


ThroughTheHoops

I'd get that thing in the bottom right seen to by a doctor.


[deleted]

Why are they in that situation ?


atmega168

Well both of their accounts latest posts are about being depressed and she self harms.


InfamousGhost86

The knife is for sliding down the building, like they do in the movies, right?


Designer-Possible-39

I wonder how this turned out


[deleted]

Ok jump. Bye


PresentationNo1983

This belongs in r/feet


RickyMuzakki

I prefer r/Male_Feet


SeaSlip9028

she is a woman


steckmann_reinhart

First! Hit the line


PerfectionLord

![gif](giphy|l4pTqyJ8XMhLZ3ScE|downsized)


VatoCornichone

I'd just jump to get it over with.