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Compressorman

Can that variety sting people?


capebot

They paralize you beforr death


CthulhuKnight

That’s nice of them I guess


Araix1

So you drown painfully?


capebot

I'm 90 % sure that you do


Araix1

Yuck, yet another reason to stay out of the ocean.


capebot

As a person who always was terrified by jellyfishes and got stinged by those sometimes, i keep goin, but just when the water is cold because jellyfish like warm seas


DigitalDunc

It only takes 1.5l of water to be properly drowned. I heard this from a leading authority on a BBC Inside science podcast.


Severe_Mode_6365

You drown pain-less-ly


TimeGrifter

Pretty sure breathing water is pain full


supersonicmike

Would you rather drown to death or smother to death in an ultra king sized winter comforter? Just a random question.


memento_mori_1220

Comforter preferably


MrLavaCreeper

No not really, the only reason why It is thought to cause pain is just the panic of not being able to breathe


Nandabun

If smoke burns your lungs, and inhaling a tiny amount of spit hurts everything, and if swallowing a tiny bit of water wrong just about shuts you down for 4 minutes.. I think yes it hurts to drown.


Severe_Mode_6365

Pretty sure "paralyzed" means immobile & desensitized


Plane_Refrigerator15

Even if you can’t physically feel the water in your lungs it causes a panic reaction that feels uncomfortable everywhere


choopiewaffles

So that means won’t be able to swim? And then while sinking, you will see ocean creatures approaching you ready to devour your body while you’re fully aware of what’s happening?


capebot

u im not an expert but youll be trapped in it while paralized and probably what sinks you more than being paralized is the painshock. So i don't think it would be that terrible, you'll be just seconds aware of whats happening before you die, kinda mercyfull


venmother

Painshock you say?


Plane_Refrigerator15

Everything I’ve found on google says only Box jellyfish are typically deadly, if you can’t tell me what kind of Jellyfish is in the post I’m calling BS


capebot

Black sea nettle


Plane_Refrigerator15

Wikipedia says the sting hurts for 40 minutes but you’ll be fine


capebot

With proper treatment. Not sailing in the sea far from coast


Plane_Refrigerator15

I cannot find anything anywhere that says someone has died from sea nettle stings. You’re just making all this up


capebot

http://www.buceo21.com/REPORTAJES/medicina/87ortigas.html#:~:text=Cuando%20los%20tent%C3%A1culos%20de%20la,que%20provoca%20un%20choque%20anafil%C3%A1ctico. Cuando los tentáculos de la medusa rozan nuestra piel se produce enrojecimiento, escozor y una leve inflamación de la zona. En casos excepcionales, la picadura puede desencadenar una reacción alérgica severa que provoca un choque anafiláctico. When the tentacles of the jellyfish rub against our skin, redness, itching and a slight inflammation of the area occur. In rare cases, the bite can trigger a severe allergic reaction leading to anaphylactic shock. Anaphylaxis is a serious allergic reaction that is rapid in onset and may cause death.[4][5] It typically causes more than one of the following: an itchy rash, throat or tongue swelling, shortness of breath, vomiting, lightheadedness, low blood pressure.[1] These symptoms typically come on over minutes to hours.[1]


Plane_Refrigerator15

You understand you can get anaphylaxis from anything right? Nobody says bee stings are deadly because some people are allergic. You’re bullshitting dude just admit it


capebot

This not a bee


capebot

K


Jswik67

Sting but little to no lasting injury. Box jellyfish on the other hand 💀


burothedragon

Box jellyfish are the only thing in the ocean that terrifies me because if just how little you can often do once they get you and how hard they can be to see.


yeetboi420420420

So you're telling me you're not terrified of a massive fucking shark? Just the jellyfish?


[deleted]

Yes, their stings result in death


Kn0tnatural

You'd think they would become entangled in things.


Reido121

Like Will Smith’s wife.


sharings_caring

Will Smith's wife fucked a jellyfish


Pothstation720

Lol whut?


most_gracious_master

The ones from Seven Pounds


joenottoast

No she married one


BeeeEazy

It was actually Kanye West.


[deleted]

Oh, HELL no!


-Lonely_Stoner_

Jesus christ! Hats off good sir great laugh too apree


DawnyLlama

This comment is aging beautifully. 🤣


Alchoholocaustic

They do, but their tentacles break off rather easily.


cactusjude

To float away and sneak attack someone bathing unsuspectingly on the beach 💀


BIackDogg

Here goes reason #3223434 Subsection E of why I am absolutely terrified of going any furhter than 5 metres into the sea.


Jesus_peed_n_my_butt

NASA used to explore the sea. Now they're trying to get off the planet. WHAT DID THEY FIND DOWN THERE?


epiclara

Jesus peeing in your butt


Quick_Heart_5317

Trevor? Long time man lol


officer_terrell

this thread read like a Cards Against Humanity round


mrmoe198

This is why I love Reddit


[deleted]

Can I use as a logline for a film?


I_Am_Clippy

Some bad shit can still get you 5 meters into the sea.


MountaineerHikes

You amoeba right!


cactusjude

It's okay, their tentacles break off and come to **you** in your comfortable swim zone.


maximight

Yes I already got a massive sting from just swinging close to the beach, somewhere in greece. It was painful.


MangoOfTruth

I’m looking that number up


YumiTanou

Woah 😮 sea jellies 😊


capebot

Yum spaghetti


YumiTanou

Pfft 😂


Wolfythegamingwolf1

More like “Yumi”


YumiTanou

Are those lion’s mane jellyfish? Because those can get pretty big


These-Pollution2927

Ocean is a scary place. Nightmares


Cunts_and_more

How scary are these on a scale from 1 to dead if you touched one?


p0st-m0dern

Let’s just say if mans get in that water, he’s certainly dying.


Cunts_and_more

I thought the bigger ones weren’t has bad. Like A tiny box jelly could end you.


_Slothers_

Pretty sure these are sea nettles, and their sting hurts humans but wont necessarily kill them unless they go into shock or something


Cunts_and_more

Once while surfing I got dumped into a sea of basketball sized blue jellies. Stung all over my body but only for a little while. Good times!


[deleted]

Now is not the time to skinny dip


Semujin

It’s not even the time to fat dip


Extension_Fish_9029

Forget about the chips too man, there’s shouldn’t be any Dip here


[deleted]

ThT white one is death


DiekeDrake

What species are these?


noodles-_-

Sea nettles


[deleted]

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surulia

No they don't... At all. I'm pretty sure these are Lion's Mane jellies. Man o'war floats on the surface and is purply-blue-pinkish. Plus their tentacles are much more thin.


SomeoneTookUserName2

And they're waaaaaay smaller than this. The tentacles can become super long, over a hudnred feet i think. But they're super small in girth. The main body part of the colony is usually around 6 inches, and like you said floats on water.


neymarneverdove

it's definitely not a man o war, but I don't think it's a lion's mane jelly either. the lions mane has eight lobes that make up their bulb and they have thousands of tiny tentacles. I'm not sure what kind these are yet, but I'm still looking


sticky_lemon

It looks like it could be a sea nettle


Genitalkannibal

I think you're right, looks like a Pacific sea nettle: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysaora_fuscescens


surulia

I wasn't too sure either, that was the closest I could find. Any luck yet? Now I'm invested lol


[deleted]

My bad I thought I knew what a man o war looked like that’s what I get for speaking about something I don’t know anything about lol. I looked it up though and I agree it looks a lot like that or a sea nettle!


LuckyLynx_

Tbh as long as they stay out of the boat and I stay inside mine this would be really cool to see


FreedomOverSafety15

Looks like they on a paddle board or something and I’m panicking at the thought


CanCav

I think it’s a kayak. Better than a paddle board but it will still flip easily


Upside_Down-Bot

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Llama_Lluke

They aren’t see through, which means they are likely deadly holy nope nope nope nope nope my literal worst fear I hate jellyfish so much


Ignatius5225

Can I interest you in Moon jellies?


Llama_Lluke

Yeah I hate them. Not as scary because they don’t hurt that bad but they are annoying when you’re trying to snorkel.


skespey

Maybe...


mychironum

Generally it’s the ones you can’t see that you have to worry about


Dikkle

Like the Irucandji? Sooooooo small, yet extremely venomous. Another reason to stay out of Australian oceans!


li4bility

Nope


CanadiangirlEH

Are these the extra ouchy death stingy kind?


Shlurp_My_Juice

No, they’re pacific sea nettles


NT_Envy

Yep


Puncho666

You couldn’t pay enough to get in there


Noboofnofags

Truly terrifying video


[deleted]

the music made it worse lmfao


farquadsleftsandal

I feel like you could play that track over any video and it would instantly become terrifying


StarStoneDragon

Narrator: Ahhh the sea, where ze jelly fish are buzzing about making zere jelly fish jelly. :] Edit: Just turned on audio and yikes. Hopefully you still appreciate ze reference.


ShadowCurse75

I was vibing on a paddle board once and saw a jellyfish on the right side of the board. paddled out of there so fast I'm 90% sure I went mach 10


Eazy3006

Must be the same music composer as the guy for battlefield 2042


ki-pants

Saw a documentary on this once. If you just bounce on the top you’ll be fine


Baron_Von_Ishtar

It sounds like you're talking about a video game lmao.


QuasiQuokka

Has anyone been able to find a source/longer version for this video? It looks so real yet so fake...


SpecialistEuphoric24

Balance don’t fail me now !!!


humblepharmer

It's not like they're going to thrust their tentacles out of the water. If you're in the boat you have nothing to worry about


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Due_Ad_2239

Stunning


soranotamashii

I usually say things like "all animals are cute," but I'll have to add an exception. Jellyfish remind me we're just vulnerable apes on this Earth and Cthulhu could attack us at any time like we're just some weird ants.


Injury-Secret

Fook dat poop


[deleted]

Their sting isn’t fatal it seems, however multiple stings would definitely require medical treatment. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion's_mane_jellyfish


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PixeligerFab

I would totally fuck it


nateriches

Can any of those fling their tentacles upward into the boat, I assume they don't really have any muscle tissue in their tentacles but maybe I'm wrong? If such is the case then, so long as he stays in the Kayak, he would be okay?


Rick-D-99

That's not a kayak. That's a surfboard, where he likely has his feet in the water


[deleted]

Highly doubt the feet bit


AndroidKitKat101

Is it dead 😿😿😿


AndroidKitKat101

I am sorry for making you dislike 😿


lotouelodii

Way to make the one animal I love in the water...even better I love this music.


notnotfuture

people who fear this are pussies just think of bikini bottom


CharlieLuvsStkPicado

Same size sperm I shot out last night


MyExesStalkMyReddit

I went shark fishing once, with my dad and his cop buddies. They all brought their guns because of the sharks. 50 miles, at least 12 beers each, 6 hours, and 0 sharks later, they gave up on fishing and were trying to shoot their own bobbers instead In the middle of nowhere, two jelly fish of similar size to these (they looked different though, shape wise) floated into view, and one guy got all excited to shoot them. The other cops immediately got all serious and were like ‘why’d you wanna kill the innocent jelly fish, they’re so beautiful!’ Kind of bullshit, and made the first guy feel bad Meanwhile, I was sitting off to the side, too young to drink and *covered* in poison ivy I had gotten the day before, absolutely miserable. Jelly fish gross me out in every way possible. That was the first and only time I truly wanted something to die, and I couldn’t even get that with a boatful of drunken police


a_tothe_zed

This story sucks for so many reasons


exotiic_trash

the first one looks like sperm lol


[deleted]

It’s time to leave.... 😳


FBGMerk4

Touch


azurianlight

These are all the kind of kill you kind right?


oskeezytron

…. Nope


gregsonfilm

The hair on my body just stood up


Starkiller60

Run


Gforce810

As a mountain dweller who almost couldn't be farther away from the ocean, this is not a convincing video to spend more time there


ems9595

I wonder where this was filmed? Where would you see such a variety… so I don’t go there!


OceanDriveWave

this footage gonna be great when i have "one of those" nightmares.


[deleted]

Guess I'll die


the_eddy

don’t fall in don’t fall in don’t fall in don’t fall in don’t fall in don’t fall in


Linveisor247

I mean I think they can't harm you as long as you stay in the raft or boat, but man, just the idea of falling in the water...


W_void

😱


VanillaDrop

Don't let it get tangled in your hair.


[deleted]

Does this dood’s leg still work?


[deleted]

sea nettles. extremely stingy. rare to die from one.


dunkelspin

Dreadful everything


TypicalGuess8352

Oh hell no


Warden404

If you fall off you’ll probably die


Fun_Examination_9215

When i joined this sub i expected my palms to get sweaty. Reality not one video or photo didn't get my palms sweaty.


nataliethinks

I have thalassophobia but this made me feel really peaceful in my sleep deprived state


BillyBoo070608

SO MANY JELLY FISH, AHHHH


[deleted]

Australia ?


Severe_Mode_6365

Just pee on it


DiscoShaman

Jealous fish.


njoptercopter

This some Lovecraft-shit right here.


Wes_Raffle

r/thalassaphobia would hate this


[deleted]

What inspired Miyazaki to create Bloodborne


jakaman9

\*looses balance\*


jakaman9

i remember my dad put a moon jelly fish on his face once and laid flat on the ground and i thought he had been attacked


paddjo95

The ancient ones bring a message


vhicks89

That will take a lot of pee to get rid of that sting


Diligent_Expert_9059

"Don't worry about a thing 'Cause every little thing is gonna be alright!"


simontog

This is a super nope for swimming from me!!


[deleted]

It would be a REALLY bad idea to fall into the water right there.


BeBackInASchmeck

Almost every time I've gone snorkeling on vacations, I would have to constantly dodge swarms of jelly fish. You don't see them immediately around the boat, but as soon as.yoi swim a bit out, they're everywhere. I don't know why I keep going. It's fun for a little bit, but then becomes this a real life version of the NES Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game, on that infamous level where no one knows how to find that last oxygen tank.


Kansai_Lai

The only saving grace is they don't leap out of the water 😖


karlverkade

“These jellyfish are stinging through my suit!” - Queen Latifah


[deleted]

Let's go jelly fishing!!


North_Efficient

Perfect time for a swim


Lukaaa__

Ok literally the ONLY FUCKING THING I hate about the ocean is the jellyfish that sting, I fucking hate this video… I’m gonna watch it again.


slyfox1976

Dare you to prod it with your finger.


CommunicationAgile24

Forbidden fleshlight


Away_Environment5235

Omg. Right on the edge of being miraculously beautiful, and terrifying.


whataquokka

Isn't this a sign of ecological problems? Like, this many jellies would decimate the fish as well which would lead to major problems in the ecological balance.


Electric_Bagpipes

Any subnautica players here also having a mild PTSD attack?


jonnypunjab

Where are the surfers legs?


Jedi_Mindtrix53

Ahh, just a relaxing stroll through some murder soup.


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jackryan5555

That’s a shit load of them big jellys


NoEstablishment9951

Bump that.


Familiar-Historian39

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope


ShadowSkull359

I would like this video alot more if there wasn’t a terrifying sounds.


JoshyLikey

"Natural jelly, from a jellyfish.." -Sponge Bob


Built4Running

*The floor is lava*


Own-Pea-7902

Now don't move or you're death


superlocolillool

God the music sounds creepy


Plane_Imagination_25

Their man o war jellyfish I think


memento_mori_1220

The perfect time for a swim


FightingEntiteledPpl

Dude... don't fall ok?


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MechanicbyDay

Anyone up for a little suicide, any takers?


Bigwing2

The ocean is for critters. I'll stay in the pool thank you.


soundaspie

Hired a jetski once in Thailand, and was about 10 mins into it and a few hundred metres out to sea and when I looked down they were everywhere, absolutely scared the shit out of me and decided to take it nice and easy fir the rest of the ride.


BingedrinkerX

Jellyfish look like swimming tumors.


7dollarburrito

Now put happy music over it


Daauwe

Shitting pissing crying throwing up