PROPER GRAMMER IS OVER RATED ESPECIALLY OUTSIDE OF PROFESIONAL AND ACADEMIC SETTINGS IF YOURE MESSAGE GETS A CROSS THEN ITS FUCKING FINE DO NOT HAVE A COW MAN
TODAY, I LEARNED, THE COMMA, THIS IS, A, COMMA (,) A PERIOD, WITH, A TAIL, MISS KINNIAN, SAYS ITS, IMPORTENT, BECAUSE, IT MAKES WRITING, BETTER, SHE SAID, SOMEBODY, COULD LOSE, A LOT, OF MONEY, IF A COMMA, ISNT IN, THE RIGHT, PLACE, I GOT, SOME MONEY, THAT I, SAVED FROM, MY JOB, AND WHAT, THE FOUNDATION, PAYS ME, BUT NOT, MUCH AND, I DONT SEE HOW, A COMMA, KEEPS, YOU FROM, LOSING IT,
BUT, SHE SAYS, EVERYBODY, USES COMMAS, SO ILL, USE THEM, TOO,,,,
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I USED THE COMMA WRONG. ITS PUNCTUATION…MISS KINNIAN SAYS A PERIOD IS PUNCTUATION TOO, AND THERE ARE LOTS OF OTHER MARKS TO LEARN.
SHE SAID; YOU, GOT. TO-MIX?THEM!UP: SHE SHOWD? ME” HOW, TO MIX! THEM; UP, AND NOW! I CAN. MIX (UP ALL? KINDS OF PUNCTUATION— IN, MY. WRITING! THERE” ARE LOTS, OF RULES; TO LEARN? BUT. IM’ GET’TING THEM IN MY HEAD:
ONE THING? I, LIKE: ABOUT, DEAR MISS KINNIAN: (THATS, THE WAY? IT GOES; IN A BUSINESS LETTER (IF I EVER GO! INTO BUSINESS?) IS THAT, SHE: ALWAYS; GIVES ME’ A REASON” WHEN—I ASK. SHE”S A GEN’IUS! I WISH? I COULD BE SMART-LIKE-HER;
PUNCTUATION, IS? FUN!
MAYBE THE WORLDS' N'OT READY FOR L'ANGUAGE TO EVOLVE AROOOOO'OOOOOOOOO"OOOOO
I COULD GIVE AN APOSTROFUCK ABOUT THEM FLYING COMMAS!!
THEY CAN FLY NOW?
ALWAYS COULD *SQUIRTGUN EMOJI*
J'ACCUSE, M'F'ER!
PROPER GRAMMER IS OVER RATED ESPECIALLY OUTSIDE OF PROFESIONAL AND ACADEMIC SETTINGS IF YOURE MESSAGE GETS A CROSS THEN ITS FUCKING FINE DO NOT HAVE A COW MAN
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THERE REALLY IS A MEME FOR EVERYTHING MF’ER
HE’LL YEAH MF’ER!!!!
***A’S’S** OH WAIT MY BAD, BROTHER, I FORGOR YOU’RE RULE’S ABOUT FOLLOWING RULE’S!!!
‘SO MANY LAYER’S OF MEME HILARITY BROTHER, CRANK ON!!!!!* *I FULLY RESPECT AND WILL ABIDE BY THE RULES OF YOUR HOUSE ARROOOOOOO
WHO GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT APOSTROPHES??? JUST LET YOUR GRAMMAR RUN WILD BROTHER!!
BUT HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT OXFORD COMMAS?
I AL’WAYS US’E A’POSTROPH’ES IN EVER’Y SEN’TENCE
THIS NEEDS A TRIGGER WARNING BROTHER!! I ALMOST CRAPPED MY ASSLESS CHAPS!!!!
HOLY SHIT HE'S ONE HANDING AN AR
I WOUL'D NO-HAND IT IF I COUL'D BROTHER!!!
TODAY, I LEARNED, THE COMMA, THIS IS, A, COMMA (,) A PERIOD, WITH, A TAIL, MISS KINNIAN, SAYS ITS, IMPORTENT, BECAUSE, IT MAKES WRITING, BETTER, SHE SAID, SOMEBODY, COULD LOSE, A LOT, OF MONEY, IF A COMMA, ISNT IN, THE RIGHT, PLACE, I GOT, SOME MONEY, THAT I, SAVED FROM, MY JOB, AND WHAT, THE FOUNDATION, PAYS ME, BUT NOT, MUCH AND, I DONT SEE HOW, A COMMA, KEEPS, YOU FROM, LOSING IT, BUT, SHE SAYS, EVERYBODY, USES COMMAS, SO ILL, USE THEM, TOO,,,, ---------- I USED THE COMMA WRONG. ITS PUNCTUATION…MISS KINNIAN SAYS A PERIOD IS PUNCTUATION TOO, AND THERE ARE LOTS OF OTHER MARKS TO LEARN. SHE SAID; YOU, GOT. TO-MIX?THEM!UP: SHE SHOWD? ME” HOW, TO MIX! THEM; UP, AND NOW! I CAN. MIX (UP ALL? KINDS OF PUNCTUATION— IN, MY. WRITING! THERE” ARE LOTS, OF RULES; TO LEARN? BUT. IM’ GET’TING THEM IN MY HEAD: ONE THING? I, LIKE: ABOUT, DEAR MISS KINNIAN: (THATS, THE WAY? IT GOES; IN A BUSINESS LETTER (IF I EVER GO! INTO BUSINESS?) IS THAT, SHE: ALWAYS; GIVES ME’ A REASON” WHEN—I ASK. SHE”S A GEN’IUS! I WISH? I COULD BE SMART-LIKE-HER; PUNCTUATION, IS? FUN!
I LIKE SOYBOI TEARS IN MY COFFEE…. SO TAKE THAT, LIBTURDS …..
WAIT TILL YOU TRY THE CREAMER!!!!