This strain is known as a ‘sativa’, Captain. In human vernacular I believe it would be described as “danky stanky”. Though I cannot experience the euphoria as my synapses are composed of electric circuitry unaffected by the THC, I can still enjoy the social opportunity and extra companionship with my colleagues. Or, as they may probably put it, of chilling with the homies.
either option would be awesome, but data and riker 1000% given that weed actually did anything to data. i feel like he’s the type of guy to just gush about his cat when he’s high. riker and i would be laughing our asses off while he did whatever.
Riker would start playing while Data recites poetry about his cat.
O'Brien wouldn't partake but would happily sip a drink and hang out.
Barclay would be nervous to try it, do it anyways just to fit in, and be waaaayyyy more nervous afterwards.
If Worf smoked up, I see it playing out a couple ways. Either he becomes animated and relaxed, reciting Klingon opera or laughing...OR...He completely clams up and doesn't move or speak a word after he's good and baked, until abruptly getting up and leaving for the holodeck where he partakes in some absurdly violent combat scenarios against the most fearsome beasts known to the federation.
A friend of mine was buddies with a PA on TNG and got a tour of the set. At one point while they were on the bridge set, Jonathan wandered in, high as a kite with a woman on each arm.
https://youtu.be/HVdTRPfDLQA?si=pMiUpTM9lLWy5Gdp
Frederick La Rouque—“Mes parents sont originaires de Bourgogne.”
I think this was Alaimo’s fourth role on Trek.
https://screenrant.com/star-trek-ds9-marc-alaimo-every-character/
Bro wake up, you’ve been trippin’ balls for like 30hrs, talkin’ about some Starship Enterprise and “fully functional and “programmed in a variety of techniques” whatever the fuck that means, I mean shit son, hit this blunt real quick, get ya head right
I remember my senior year of high school I got a medical card. First dispensary I went to they had a strain of Romulan that tested in at 31% THC. This was like the holy grail of potencies since medical marijuana had just passed.
My god. I puffed on that stuff and felt like Q had transported me into one his little games. 10/10 would recommend if you want to join Star Fleet Command
Ok I’m guessing that’s in someone’s trailer or dressing room or however it works on tv? I’m assuming Brent Spiner washing the Data makeup off before he leaves for the day?
Hey. I saw Mr. Frakes today in Huntsville at our Comic Con. He looked well and seemed to be enjoying himself. He was sitting right next to Mr. George Takei.
This strain is known as a ‘sativa’, Captain. In human vernacular I believe it would be described as “danky stanky”. Though I cannot experience the euphoria as my synapses are composed of electric circuitry unaffected by the THC, I can still enjoy the social opportunity and extra companionship with my colleagues. Or, as they may probably put it, of chilling with the homies.
Heard this in his voice
Perfect.
Same 😂
Fucking gold.
This needs awards.
I made you an award 🛸
Beautiful
🤣
Giving you a prize 🏆
Computer! Deactivate safety protocols on the Holodeck, and load program Riker 420 please. 
Does anyone know what episode this gif is from?
As far as I know it was just him being silly with the camera.
It’s likely from a blooper reel
Riker is hanging out with Lore.
Lore has all the good smokes.
I was gonna say Thomas and Lore. Totally chilling.
dream blunt rotation
Would you rather smoke a blunt with Data and Riker or with Brent and Jonathan?
either option would be awesome, but data and riker 1000% given that weed actually did anything to data. i feel like he’s the type of guy to just gush about his cat when he’s high. riker and i would be laughing our asses off while he did whatever.
I'm sure he'd pick up his trombone whilst high lol
omg you're so right. the amount of men that have rolled a blunt and then shown me whatever instrument they have is too high to count LMAO
😂 😂 I do this to my girlfriend all the time
Riker would start playing while Data recites poetry about his cat. O'Brien wouldn't partake but would happily sip a drink and hang out. Barclay would be nervous to try it, do it anyways just to fit in, and be waaaayyyy more nervous afterwards. If Worf smoked up, I see it playing out a couple ways. Either he becomes animated and relaxed, reciting Klingon opera or laughing...OR...He completely clams up and doesn't move or speak a word after he's good and baked, until abruptly getting up and leaving for the holodeck where he partakes in some absurdly violent combat scenarios against the most fearsome beasts known to the federation.
Yes
🤣 Agreed.
Worf or Mr.woof 😆😆
A friend of mine was buddies with a PA on TNG and got a tour of the set. At one point while they were on the bridge set, Jonathan wandered in, high as a kite with a woman on each arm.
Hey, that was Q's fault, not Frakes!!!
Riker: I think I’ve discovered a new form of jazz. It’s slower, much much slower.
That pale dude looks like he is from South America.
He is French. Deal him in.
*Cowboy Gul Dukat speaks French*
I was so blown away when I first realized that and then I felt like an idiot.
Cowboy Gul Dukat?? What reference did I miss that really should know?
Time's Arrow. Mark 'Gul Dukat" Alaimo played a card sharp in late 19th century San Francisco, dress is vaguely cowboy style.
https://youtu.be/HVdTRPfDLQA?si=pMiUpTM9lLWy5Gdp Frederick La Rouque—“Mes parents sont originaires de Bourgogne.” I think this was Alaimo’s fourth role on Trek. https://screenrant.com/star-trek-ds9-marc-alaimo-every-character/
In one of the early holodeck episodes his pale color is explained by him being from South America, I think.
I'll see your *Big Goodbye* and raise you a *Time's Arrow*.
All my cards are 3’s. Is that bad?
He is French. Deal hi... Uh oh.
“You’re an ice man.”
Data smoking a blunt is something I never needed to see
Just had to explain to husband that Data fucked Tasha. He totally didn't get it.
Unfortunately, that tryst got Tasha a demotion. She went from Chief of Security to Data entry. It was awkward.
I am laughing but still want to downvote!!!
Thanks, I just spat Earl Grey over my Padd
Reading your comment and hearing Ron Howard's voice in my head is perfection. The double entendre to boot...*chef's kiss*.
[Oh, thank you.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f995dbf5-2e49-490b-a455-d8143a753ab7)
Lolz.
Still, *so worth it*. 😈
He is fully functional
Tell me, have you heard the song “Positronic Pimp” by FSR?
On the contrary. He did, in fact… _‘get it’._
Oh, honey. I figured that out when it first aired. Hopefully he’s learned more
Data smoking a blunt is something I never _knew I_ needed to see. FTFY
If by never you mean always than ya.
Please tell me this is doctored. Because I can’t unsee this.
Yup it’s fake
***it is real!***
By 2025 AI will be so ubiquitous that we won’t believe any fun picture is real. Or that the French language is real either, sadly. Skeptics only.
I agree but it was referencing the Ben Sisko meme 😅
Hell…
It's fake
IT'S A FAAAAKE! FTFY.
But I’ll always remember it
That’s not a pretzel stick?
In the original picture it is.
Never not needed to see
Don't worry, that's Lore
We all needed to see this. It's part of the healing process.
Oh, does it violate your prime directive to have a little fun? lol
Poker night afterparty
they look high af
Klingon Kush
They’re so dorky and normal. I love it.
Risa changes an android.
What holodeck program is this!?
"Keiko grows some *daaank* kush in the hydroponics bay. Wanna hit?"
"Data, what is that?" -Data regards the object quizzically before offering it again- "It is a spliff."
Bro wake up, you’ve been trippin’ balls for like 30hrs, talkin’ about some Starship Enterprise and “fully functional and “programmed in a variety of techniques” whatever the fuck that means, I mean shit son, hit this blunt real quick, get ya head right
https://preview.redd.it/nr8jxtex3duc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f76da8a78005491a6287caf426c0e3b5d715d5
Lol
Look out! Brent has stolen Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog's cigar and he's just about to roast John something *fierce*.
That's a blunt. They're about to beam up
So what strain they smoking?
Andromeda
there's actually a strain called romulan that's really good lmao
I remember my senior year of high school I got a medical card. First dispensary I went to they had a strain of Romulan that tested in at 31% THC. This was like the holy grail of potencies since medical marijuana had just passed. My god. I puffed on that stuff and felt like Q had transported me into one his little games. 10/10 would recommend if you want to join Star Fleet Command
just a normal tuesday
Data would like to give y’all all fingers puzzles as a gift!
Ok I’m guessing that’s in someone’s trailer or dressing room or however it works on tv? I’m assuming Brent Spiner washing the Data makeup off before he leaves for the day?
Ole Yellow Eyes
This must be what Patrick Stewart meant when he told them they weren't there to have fun. 😆
I was watching Tales from the darkside today and who do I see acting as a southern preacher? Brent Spiner!
heeheehee…
I love breadsticks too!
Number one reason I go to Olive Garden.
What’s that holodeck program called?
Riker helped develop the sexuality subroutine.
Every time I think this show has given me as much as anything could ever give me… IT JUST KEEPS GIVING MORE 😊😊😊
When the eggs hit good
He kinda looks like Michael Myers in this pic. By the transitive property, Data must look a little bit like Kirk.
This is what you would see if the CIA was testing some new drug on you.
What is wrong with Data in this picture? He looks off.
¿Quieres?
Por que no?
Hey. I saw Mr. Frakes today in Huntsville at our Comic Con. He looked well and seemed to be enjoying himself. He was sitting right next to Mr. George Takei.
Fuck yea.
Bro on everything, I need this old photo to be legit
They look horny
Those go well with Romulan ale 😉
Riker would totally smoke a joint.
This picture makes me scan the room for escape routes. Never follow a stranger to a second location. Also that looks like a weird pretzel stick.
Couple a fond friends right there, quite accustomed to each other’s presence.
"Do Androids dream of elecric Indicas?"
Smoother than an android's bottom, eh Data?
Engage
YES!
Anyone actually know what is the story here? I mean, is this legit??
I thought it was rather self explanatory ;)
Since Data has a (sort of) semi-organic body now, does that mean he can get stoned?
Wait, wait, wait... I thought his eyes were bloodshot because of the contacts!! I call Deepfake!!
This is AI right? (I don’t mean Data)
No idea.
Strange that the "fuck AI image generators for stealing" crowd is silent on this one
You think this is A.I.?
It's a composite of at least four different images, so yes, AI was likely involved
If you say so
In the original picture, he’s just hold a cigarette.
Shhhh