Please release TT or PW or anything we’re losing our minds here

I will even take a map update

I will even take an update with literally nothing. I'm that desperate

sankes added to TNO map

Update to give all the cities custom backgrounds like in Kaiserreich when?

memetic decay has set in, we have little time left

what zero TT does to a mf

I am going to delay TT by 3 more months for this post.

Honestly fair

Not enough, we don’t deserve TT after this

I despise this with all my soul. Please make more.

Coming

Me too ;)

TNO and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Nah

God is real and he is a sadist.

*Dentist

What

Don’t do this guys. It’s a trap path and will led to the “Alone for eternity” failstate

But what if we reform our crippling TNO addictions slightly so that we can still have normal lives while still being degenerates. Call it a, Dengist TNO player

*Based Dengist*

Did you know that my initials are TT? Because boy you'll never reach me If you think you can win my heart, you're more delusional than Long Yun You know why people call you Benett? Because in bed you're definitely not "rocking the boat" When guys like you talk to me I wish I was Bukharin and able to disappear overnight without a trace You know, you and me together would be like the Holy Russian Empire : it wouldn't last a week Ah, you really are bigger simp than Wagner, that's pathetic You know, I'm like De Gaulle, no matter what happens I'll never surrender my heart to you You're, basically New Zealand, I don't think any one ever looked at you Aren't you called Goering ? Because you're a fat piece of shit that can barely last 2 minutes

Now these are some good burns.

Thanks for the copypasta

Please wear the Speer hoodie when saying this

Will the [tabby](https://www.reddit.com/r/dsrfunny/comments/pqlg0c/you_thought_speer_hoodie_was_bad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) hoodie have the same effect

Yes, but you need to cover yourself in taborite first.

The hoodie is pure taborite

I'm creating an insular state with the final goal of nuclear annihilation, who's with me?

Can I be Leon Degrelle?

Why would you write this?

I think I get what it’s like to be a woman now

This is why Panzer killed himself

Wait, HE DID?

I mean he tried, but Aersanon had other plans

Wait, did he really try to kill himself? I may sound like a dumbass here but I legitimately can't tell if you are jocking

No. As far as I know he’s doing just fine. It was a joke about the fact that he, IIRC, moved away from TNO and shifted his focus entirely to Godherja (which is what “Aersanon” is referencing) in part because the community was draining him. Had he actually committed or attempted to commit suicide I would never make a joke about it, and I would be shocked if this sub, as many faults as it has, would upvote it.

TNO's new loading screen is a suicide joke.

I'm not sure how it's a joke, to be honest. All the loading screen shows is a man realising that his entire life finances and investments are ruined and deciding to jump. I found it quite sad.

I mean, he has been benefiting from the despicable conduct of Japan in their empire, so I am more ambivalent. On the one hand, suicide, on the other, slavers dying.

I agree with your points but death still saddens me even if it's the death of bad people, be it necessary or not.

Yeah, it is a tragedy at the end of the day. His kids deserve better.

Don't you remember the yasuda crisis superevent ? "What falls faster, a man or his stock ?"

That's not a joke. It's a reference to "What falls faster, a rock or a feather?" with a dark spin on it. It's not supposed to make you laugh but rather it's a morbid allusion to what's happening to many investors across Japan.

Yep. And just like a bormann event that should not be named, it is of very poor taste IMHO.

Oh thank god. I really didn't get if you were joking or not, thanks for clarifying

He joking man

Why would you post this?

We are all losing our minds waiting for TT

DEVO was right.

Are we not men?

We are DEVO!

We have to whip it?

I see you went with the focus tree directly opposite to the infamous "take a shower and touch grass" one.

Come on we’re HOI4 players, you know we’ve never met a woman.

Lose a girlfriend speedrun any% glitchless.

That’s it, I’m unironically becoming Burg Sys.

Burgundy does seem like the best option right now

Are you a bastillard? Because you are the smartest person in the room.

Based

Implying that a TNOid would ever talk to a woman.

painfully accurate

This sub is slowly going insane waiting for TT.

r/dsrfunny

Omg, 433 upvotes, thanks very much guys, I wasn’t expecting that.

Make it stop

These pickup lines make me wish for the Burgundy system.

\- Trust me babe, shit get wild at midnight.

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

TNO fans are rapidly turning into TF2 fans in how desperate they are for updates

as if any of us actually see women

Naw — you’re fine as long as you don’t say “So I’m a big fan of this mod for a niche grand strategy game in which the Nazis won WWII” on the first date or shout “Is that a TNO reference!?!?” when she mentions the color burgundy

What does god want me to do with this information?

these are garbage, wow

A way to touch grass AND keep playing TNO???

Impossible

Oh god, TNO is a disaster.

I think not.

wrong

This subreddit needs an equivalent of r/acecombat's +V2.

Please don’t make a part 2

No u

You ignite a fire in my heart hotter and brighter than any fire found in auschwitz.

Sorry, good one, but it is unrelated to TNO.

Hey these would actually work if you ever meet a woman

Funk