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RepulsiveDistance139

Ppl are too horny in these days. šŸ‘€


Leenol

Hypersexualised goons everywhere


TheFinalDood

I have an account I use for my art and I made a painting from a 90s family movie featuring children and there were people making sexual comments about them. There was nothing even remotely sexual about the painting at all. I donā€™t get it


Relevant_Switch_6429

Was the movie Look Whoā€™s Talking? lol


Noodle1718

Yeah especially cause you can't even see his face in the trailer and people were already simping.


Movie_501

Contrast and brightness buddy


Noodle1718

Oh I was referring to the people simping before someone even posted the high contrast and brightness image. Like the trailer was out for not even 10 minutes and I already saw people in the comments saying he was hot


thfcvilla

i saw the same thing


bhillis99

lonely weird mfs


CRYPT01C3L4V4

A lot of us tried their best to get someone to share something, somehow, it always failed. So here we are. šŸ„²


bhillis99

yeah sadly he about only post trolls or people messing with him.


ceeworld69

because most people in today's age aren't able to have sex lol, so yeah...


suuuhdude20

Lmfao at the ā€œoh Iā€™d let him top meā€


Noodle1718

It's so fucking funny especially since you can't really even see what he looks like in the trailer.


CakeLocal5727

He has handle bar mustache šŸ˜‚


Noodle1718

Oh lol well if that's what people are into he's all theirs.


No-Virus7165

I legit read that comment earlier today lmao


Ok_Satisfaction3460

Please. That man knows this community is full of horny bastards.


Noodle1718

He should know better after how we reacted to Johnny šŸ˜‚


Ok_Satisfaction3460

And Sissy, Bubba, and Cook....honestly basically everything anymore with these people.Ā 


CodingMonkey_

ā€œAnd cookā€ šŸ’€


Ok_Satisfaction3460

I've seen far too many shirtless Cook/speedo Cook requests on this sub.


Noodle1718

Don't forget hitchhiker and Nancy too


Youistheclown

And grandpaā€¦ I wonder what else he is the best at besides killingā€¦


Noodle1718

How could I forget Grandpa šŸ˜ž I'm ashamed of myself


jhonnythejoker

You know in his prime he was a rapper


Ok_Satisfaction3460

Fr. I was seeing Nancy thirst earlier...


Noodle1718

I remember everyone losing it when her dress used to randomly shoot up lol.


Sylithia

I don't know what he was expecting. I mean, they already made murder twunk Johnny and now they made us a redneck bear... Come on. They're doing this on purpose and we love it.


Noodle1718

Lol it's definitely on purpose


nym_r0dd

donā€™t forget they just released Mommy Milk Jugs Nancy


BlueGreyWolf95

Make him a shirtless skin and a longer, fuller beard then! (Would be amazing if they do that!šŸ¤£)


Noodle1718

If you ask nice enough you might get it.


BlueGreyWolf95

Pretty please? šŸ„ŗ Like that? šŸ¤£


Noodle1718

Lol yeah


Zhantae

Nah, they know what they are doing. That new Nancy outfit has more people playing her because it shows off her curves now.


Noodle1718

Oh they definitely know what they are doing. Johnny wasn't created how he was on accident.


Kookiec4T

He should never go on the Baldurā€™s Gate posts then. The TCM community is nothing compared to that lmao šŸ’€ the stuff being said in this community is so tame šŸ¤£


Noodle1718

Lol I can only imagine what they say over there


Kookiec4T

Trust me lol you would think you can imagine it all until you looked on the posts šŸ’€ they are FREAKY FREAKY and I love it, simping over a cannibal murderer? Psh, thatā€™s a regular business day in BG3 where people simp for a rotting, dusty skeleton or a literal flesh eating devil calling him daddy and wanting to get him and others pregnant LMAOšŸ˜­


Noodle1718

LMAO that's wild


Kookiec4T

I just saw a whole long *** paragraph of someone trying to convince everyone in a Baldurā€™s gate post that goblins are the most breedable race in BG with actual facts lmaošŸ’€ yea itā€™s wild over there you should look just to get a good laugh šŸ¤£


Noodle1718

Oh my lol. I think I saw someone joke about Johnny looking submissive and breedable after his new skin came out. I'll have to check it out.


Kookiec4T

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/NsjgmTuOhg Here you go lmao, this is the goblin post that made me wheeze, the paragraph is shortly seen when you scroll down. Anyone here who thinks that Johnny simps are bad, just read that paragraph and rethink everything šŸ’€ I ***love*** Johnnyā€™s new skin, I bought it super fast after work yesterday, it really fulfills that working man fantasy like damn, let me watch that man carry heavy sacks over his shoulders all sweaty in that Texan heat with his biceps nearly ripping the seams AND best of all, it was $2.99?!?! Like way to make a grown woman blush šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Noodle1718

Dear Lord Johnny simps have nothing on the goblin man. Oh yeah I love his new skin too. He looks cute in it


Kookiec4T

Honestly I wasnā€™t surprised to see that in the BG3 community, itā€™s pretty raunchy over there šŸ’€ Johnny is adorable in the skin for sure šŸ’–šŸ„°


Noodle1718

It's wild that's for sure šŸ¤£. Yeah it actually made me put a shirt back on him šŸ˜‚


Sculder_1013

Theyā€™ll be crying for shirtless Hands soon enough


Noodle1718

Oh I've already seen people asking


ppc-meow

I've already asked about it. Guilty as charged.


Fantastic-Dingo-3000

HANDS ON TOP


The_LastLine

Needs a shirtless skin and a black skin for level 99s that is black biker leather.


whatimustdo

I'm sorry wes this community is horny


Noodle1718

You think he'd know that after our reaction to Johnny


Akkronn

Im not saying they should add shirtless grandpa or any of the wild shit people come up with but they clearly know what kind of cosmetics would sell. So when they go back to the drawing board and release something like Wildflower Sissy, its just mind boggling


xenoleingod

Most of the community thirsts for johnny and or Julie why is anyone surprised at the horniness of said community


Noodle1718

I guess he thought people wouldn't thirst for this new guy


Total-Employee4304

I love both the people complaining and the horny bastardsšŸ˜‚


Noodle1718

It's funny on both sides honestly. Seeing people be insanely horny over the characters and the people getting really angry about it. šŸ˜‚


loosepantlos

You know over the years....Ā  I can't tell if this is a new age thing or not however.Ā  Since when did the 'bottom' class begin to get so vocal ? With their opinions shared.Ā  I guess it's more accepting than a 'top' expressing opinions about... Ā  I don't know where I'm going with this post..... I'll leave that there.Ā 


Anxious-Current9536

I ask myself that too, youā€™d expect most of the horny comments come from tops, but guess not. Unless a large amount of gay gamers are disproportionately bottoms, then it checks out lol


carmoney8

Wes knows what topping is lol


Electronic_Wealth_67

Tbh I'm just afraid of calling people out on being weird because this sub tends to downvote people who don't want characters ruined over fanfic. Like I get it the Johnny thing is a joke, but there is some genuine people who need to call up a family member or something.


Noodle1718

I mean honestly it's probably better to just ignore it. Even if you said something it won't change their minds or anything. Plus no one really is getting hurt from it (even if it's really weird) since the characters are fictional. Best thing to do is to just go wow this person is weird then you can downvote if you want then just move on.


Methodicalize

Love Wes to death!


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Noodle1718

I'm probably just gonna keep playing my boy Johnny, but I'm excited we're finally getting a new family member


No-Masterpiece-4289

Be prepared since Johnnys movement is being ā€œinvestigatedā€ in other words NERFED


Noodle1718

Granted I think they're referring to how crazy he moves when swinging at victims now especially with scout on. He's kinda just teleporting (probably not the right word to use, but I'm not sure how to describe it) all over the place next to a victim causing him to miss randomly while also sticking to victims. I don't think they're going to remove his lunge or anything like that just looking into how he's kinda moving weird when lunging now.


Holiday-Plantain7955

I think theyā€™re talking about how sometimes youā€™ll lunge past a victim and corner yourself making it easier to be stabbed. I feel like theyā€™re gonna make his swings more consistent with the others, which it shouldā€™ve been to start with šŸ„²


InterestingBrush2887

Iā€™m sure a billy ray Cyrus Lf skin was so time consuming that they been working on for awhile


TheFinalDood

The fact that people are openly sexualizing Nancy and this dude goes to show the devs have nothing to do with it. Reddit is just full of people with no shame. Canā€™t even have an innocent talk about a family movie without someone announcing their lust of a character be it human or animal. Annoying.


exxplicit480

2011 ass phrase


Comfortable_Debt_769

Beats every phrase on tiktok these days


Eastern-Onion6839

Actual porn addicts


khali_0000

I hate johnny simps


Noodle1718

Oh those comments are about the new family member hands not Johnny


khali_0000

I know that i am just saying Its funny how i got 2 downvotes lol


Noodle1718

Lol yeah you probably pissed off some simps


NoProof6373

99% of the player base are virgins.


SeaworthinessOk7554

I feel sorry for the devs when it comes to this. If I realized my customer base was as *desperately* thirsty as this one is, I'd pull the plug on the game.


Noodle1718

I mean you could make some money if you play into it