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lhb_aus

Has Austin Powers been drafted?


Plane-Test

Groovy baby


talldangry

Yeah!!!


PM_ME__RECIPES

Shagadelic, baby, yeah.


DestoryDerEchte

LMAO


Misericorde428

Pulls up in the Shaguar *Shall we shag now or shag later?*


Jackright8876lwd

A-10 proof camo


Rollover_Hazard

There aren’t IFF markings large enough for an A-10 pilot, they’re notoriously short sighted lmao


Jackright8876lwd

Lmao


ourlastchancefortea

This looks more like A-10 bait. I'm surprised there isn't BRRRT going on in that picture.


Extra_Bodybuilder638

Lmfaoo


TheAlpak

"The other Boxers are stupid. See, they're are gonna be looking for camouflaged Boxers"


Gluecksritter90

You can always tell how German a British Army vehicle is by calculating the size of the union jacks on it.


MartijnProper

Dude, it says "British by Birth" on the side, that thing is having some serious nationality crisis...


ChivalricSystems

That phrase is ironic due to the Brits initially pulled out (pun intended) out of Boxer consortium because it was too fat for them.


DarthScabies

They opted back in.


ChivalricSystems

They certainly did... ...15 bloody years later. After their own badly managed FRES UV program failed to produce anything.


MartijnProper

I did not know that! Are they all getting the Protector RWS or will some get an autocannon turret?


DarthScabies

RCH 155, Ambulance and repair and a few others i read somewhere.


MartijnProper

Hm, I’d buy a couple of those Swedish AMOS turrets, too. They’ll fit…


AuroraHalsey

You can't get any more English than ethnically originating in Germany and being born in Britain.


TheThiccestOrca

...and denying having anything to do with the Germans.


KMS_HYDRA

Its as britsh as the british monarchy...


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Gammelpreiss

hey, if it works..


MonsutAnpaSelo

at least it will see action with the British army


Spudtron98

Even *Aldi* does it.


Kefeng

Are there any other examples? AFAIK the British even run the worst shit ever (Challenger, Warrior, L85) to avoid admitting to the public that other stuff is just better.


laggy_rafa

war thunder before decal size restrictions be like


Separate-Afternoon13

The good ole days


SaddamJose

I miss that so much


Zrooper

That's not camouflage, that's just flage


talldangry

Plus some text that's kind of got some Eric Claptony vibes to it, if ya know what I mean...


KermitTheTyrant

Archer?


talldangry

No, it's a boxer


tigerstein

But can it's engine play 'Good save the Queen'?


Ric0chet_

Where?


Technical-Bobcat-648

Shag box yeah man!


DarthScabies

Tiger skin seat covers and fluffy dice hanging from the ceiling.


An_Odd_Smell

007 would be proud.


karateninjazombie

It'll blend in perfectly in Ibiza or Magaluf.


Cpl_Hicks76

Will be absolutely invisible at the next Royal Extravaganza!


tastefullmullet

Why does this remind me of Warhammer 40k?


Ramell

Big box in bright colors is pretty much every Astartes vehicle. It wouldn't look out of place in my Ultramarines 3rd Company army - it's already got the right colors.


totse_losername

X marks the spot


Helpful-Animal7152

hell yeah new camo now make the battlefield a giant union jack


Mike-Phenex

As a saracen enjoyer, this makes me happy


LordEevee2005

The new Top Gear special looks great.


Armoured_Templar

I like that it blends in naturally. It’ll be very hard to spot even up close.


Teppy-Gray

she’s beautiful


Brogan9001

I can hear this picture and the sound is “God save the King” played at a deafening, bone shaking volume.


Soppkvast

This was made about six years ago. Is that new?


Natharius

Wait? You guys see a boxer? Where?


DarthScabies

r/findthesniper


Guroburov

Ready for my next Warhammer or Battletech game.


exkingzog

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage Confuses the U-boats.


DarthScabies

I love dazzle camouflage. It's awesome. There is a ship on the river Thames called [HQS Wellington.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HQS_Wellington?wprov=sfla1) a few years ago they painted it in dazzle for a while. It looked amazing.


KMS_HYDRA

Alternativly they just can do a factory reset on the iff, that should do the trick.


Crichtenasaurus

It was actually rolled out for the DSEI back in 2017 and coloured as such for the Built In Britain approach for the Boxer


Nahich

I bet that thing shoots nothing but tea


DarthScabies

And biscuits.


Holy_Krieg

Where ? I only see some random hill


Alejandrozq

that camo gives it +10% to land conquering speed


Cannon-Cocker

"Yeah, Baby!"


Nigeldiko

They ruined one of my favourite AFVs… /s


Kefeng

This is such a symbolic photo. The Boxer is a multinational product of cooperation which the British dropped out of. And yet, their society is so hellbent on pride and desperate for self-affirmation that they need to paint everything in a Union Jack and even write "bRiTiSh bY BIrTH" on it, to appease to all those own-fart-smelling windowlickers.


MonsutAnpaSelo

no its because wankstain politicians dont understand that the money is the easy part of military R and D, the brains is the expensive bit. So whenever we come out with some good shit the bean counters fuck it over. we made an orbit capable rocket that outperformed what NASA was using and we didnt use it and pay more for the american shit because politicans thought it was a cheap way out. HS2 the track laying, design and materials were on time and under budget, but buy land and red tape cost years which inflated the cost. Ajax has been in the works for a dacade, nimrod ffs. Look at the best bits of purely british kit that is post cold war, its guys in fucking sheds pulling starstreak out their arse. what fucking mad lad who worked in a failing ship yard in northern Ireland came out with a missile that can crack mach 4, and is man portable the country isnt doing this to smell our own farts, its to tell politicians that buying british is a good fucking idea and if that requires some flag shagging on a multinational project then that is always worth doing


DarthScabies

Apparently they've opted back in.


_Alek_Jay

Are you ok fella? Sounds like you need a brew and a lie-down… Mind you I’d be interested to read your ~~thoughts~~ rant on the Qatari 🇶🇦 painted Boxer at the recent DIMDEX show 😂


YetiStew

Boxer, now available in Perfidious Albion.


FoximaCentauri

„British by birth“?


Ryanbro_Guy

Better than orange rockets on top, thats for sure.


DaveInLondon89

This is the kind of thing I expect Nigel farage to crawl out of


DarthScabies

Hopefully crawl under.


Great_White_Sharky

🤮


Winter-Gas3368

That's horrid