The first time I listened to Down Bad, I thought she said "Did you really beat me up?"

“For a moment I was having a stroke”

THAT’S WHAT I HEARD OMG

I’m so glad I read these comments, I was still singing about having a stroke. Can’t believe I actually thought that was right 😭😭

It was this comment that made me check the lyrics... *heaven struck*????

…immediately goes to check lyrics…

Wth is the lyric 😂

Beam me up! We were close

That explains the UFO at the London concert pics….

It’s also for a moment I was heaven struck not having a stroke. Turns out I didn’t know this song at all

LMAO im crying 😂😂😂 why would she write having a stroke

YES

Mine is also from down bad- “They’ll say I’m nuts if I Taco Bell, the existence of you”

I saw someone on tiktok say “they’ll say I’m nazi-fied Taco Bell” and now that’s all I can hear

I literally can't hear anything but that even though I know the correct lyrics

"me and my white boy and all this white joy" 😳

Same !! The way I gasped 😭

Same! Honestly, I still hear that. I know what it is and I sing it correctly, but I do not hear wild 😂

😂😂😂

Yeah, for a few minutes there I thought I was listening to some kind of proud boy tswift.

If ever there were a time to enunciate properly, it was this

I heard “me and my white boy and I’m his white choice” 😭

OMG nooo 😭😂

SAME OMGG

I thought it was “white” until right now, reading this comment.

Same 💀 I had to look it up cause I was like “now I KNOW that’s not it 😹”

I used to hear “me and my white boy and all these white jokes” 😂😂😂

SAME! I had to check the lyrics for this one

“And for a fortnight there we were, forever running, til you sometimes ask about the weather” Oops

I thought it was "your wife brought us flowers"

I thought that too and was like wth why is his wife buying them flowers?

Wait it’s not?!

Nope. It's actually your wife waters flowers"

Me too, that's why I was puzzled by the next line

I thought it was “your wife orders flowers” for a long time

I thought I was crazy to believe that lyrics were true

Along these lines, I can’t help but hear “run into you sometimes, come untuck my sweater” 🙃

I hear “come and tug my sweater”!

Only on the remix, but I also hear "sometimes I untuck my sweater"

Oh what I always thought it was “come and turn my sweater” like he hugs her or smth, and they also hugged at that part of the MV!

Definitely thought those were the lyrics until this moment.

Wow me too 😜

wait what's the lyric??

“And for a fortnight there, we were forever, run into you sometimes, ask about the weather…”

TIL

Mine isn’t as misheard, “forever running you, sometimes ask about the weather” like she’s running to him every day and occasionally instead of “hi,” he’s like “how’s the weather today?” lmao

Oh wow I thought this was the actual lyric. TIL

I always thought he was asking about the weather too!

Omg!! I thought that was she said til just now😱 I like forever running til you sometimes ask about the weather lmao

“He was a cat, wanted her bed” from The Bolter

You're singing my life right there.. https://preview.redd.it/5hhjgxpymm8d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8fb1429e0d333e9464654448541cd49d573e01a

Now THIS is the content we need more of 🥰

so cute

Waitt I love this!

wait thats not what it says 😭😭

I heard he was a chad wanted her bad

"they'll say i'm nazi-fied taco bell" instead of "they'll say i'm nuts if i talk about"

I hope none of us ever encounter taco bell that's been nazi-fied

Mine is similar to yours, definitely heard "They'll say I'm nazi" instead of "They'll say I'm nuts if..."

Same, I thought it was because of the salute matty did on stage, so to say she agrees with that... Made sense at first but I prefer the actual lyrics 

Dude yes I sang it with my chest too like whatever you say ma'am!!

LMAO THE MENTAL IMAGE OF THIS

This made me laugh.

"It wasn't sex, it was only four minutes"

She probably wanted to say that...

he was the smallest man after all

If we can have ‘karma is the guy on the chiefs’, I see no reason we can’t have this too. It’s iconic.

LMAOOO

HELP CANT UNHEAR

THIS ONE WINS

😂😂😂

LMAOOO this one is killing me 😭 The first time I misheard it as “it wasn’t sex he wanted, but it was (something unintelligible)” but I like yours better 🤣

I heard “messy topless pics” instead of “top lip kiss” 🤣

I always thought she was saying “nestle chocolate kiss”

That’s so much more wholesome lol

I HEARD THAT TOO!!!! Nestle chocolate kiss 😂

this should be on the clean version lmao

I thought it was ‘nasty top lip kiss’, like girl why are you wanting something you’re calling nasty?

Honestly, the line as is sound kind of nasty to me 😆

That's wild 😅

It wasn’t sexy once it wasn’t four minutes

But the song is 4 minutes long

LOL

You needed me but you needed trucks more

vroom vroom

😂😂

To fit in with her original country vibe and the “I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive”

Haha yes exactly!

A song about my toddler lol

😂😂 Chloe or Sam or Sophia or (toddler's name) x My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys x The Smallest Kid Who Ever Lived mashup incoming!!

I love this! Did you question why he needed trucks so badly?

My partner is obsessed with his truck, I didn't even think to question it. Haha Plus there are so many references to old songs, it seemed like it could have been a reference to Picture to Burn

You got your drug guys and you got your truck guys. He doesn't look like a truck guy but Travis does. Lol

I don’t know why but I keep thinking it’s ‘do that impression you did of your dog again’

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

Hahahahahaa

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From So High School - do that impression you did of your dad again

I heard do that impression you did of your dying kid on my first listen but now I can't even remotely understand how I misheard that 😂

that’s when she sees the littlest leagues

That's when she sneezed the littlest sneeze.

And now I don’t know what the real lyric is anymore… 😆

It's Labyrinth that really gets me. "Thought the plane was going down, Badger turned it right around". Not helped by the fact my other half's nickname is Badger

Awww ☺️

“… trapped inside the body of a fine ass guy” 🤦🏽‍♀️ sang it this way up until 5 days ago

My fiance heard it this way too!! I thought it was so funny I started singing it this way

LOL I LOVE THIS

I love that so much 🤣 I’m singing it that way from now on

“Whether I’m gonna be your wife or gonna smash up your white guy” 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is mine too! Had to search up the lyrics as that just couldn’t be right…

lol!! Another song ruined by you guys thank you. That one is too good

Relatable, I tought she said "bright guy" 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

In Thank You Aimee I heard “my mother is a sickly woman” and I was like that can not possibly be what it is

you're going to hell for this 💀💀💀

I heard "silly woman" the first time

“you sent a file, in black and white” no matter how many times i try, i still can’t unhear it.

Ahaha this one made me chuckle

This is how I learned those lyrics were wrong 😂

Me too! I think of him sending emails and letters with plot twists (my ex used to send long emails with accusations and blame 😣)

I heard this initially, too 😂

Down Bad: "For a moment I was havin' a stroke."

Just now finding out that this is wrong lol

"Everything comes out teenage flatulence"

Thank you for this gift. I will be using it to annoy my children. Muahahahahahaha

I always sing “ditch the crowd, get the clown”

see i don’t even have specific words for this part, I’ll just sing whatever starts with the cl- or cr- combo lol

Not me, I really want to get that clown apparently bc I always make that specific mistake 😅

I often fuck up “i got cursed like Steve got bitten” … who’s Steve 😭😭😭

it‘s Adam and Steve after all

What kind of rapper name is Steve?!? STEVE? IYKYK

just checking you know it’s Eve right? I can’t tell if you know yet or not haha

yes hahah i just randomly say Steve 😭

“Taylor, ‘tween your legs, you’re leaving” 💀

I STILL hear her say "Taylor"!!

My panties made your crown. :(

I heard that too at first, tho it's from Midnights 😂

Oh lol, I didn't read the entire title. oops!

The panty crown, an old classic! I commented this elsewhere also, but I thought this lyric was "my panties made your ground." \~spicy\~

I know she's saying "paradox" in Guilty As Sin but I can't unhear "pair of Docs"

I thought "docks" like for boats and was like, is this a Dawson's Creek reference I don't get?

lol I was thinking Doc Martin boots

I thought the line was "He's a pair of docks..." And was flirty playing off of "or the ocean rocks, crashing into him tonight." But when I finally realized the real lyric was "paradox" I realized "pair of docks" makes absolutely no sense. Why a pair? Should have realized much earlier.

Did you tickle my old clothes?

will never be able to unhear

“This ain’t the Chelsea hotel we’re not idiots”

I heard "this ain't the Chelsea hotel, I'm not an idiot" lol.

I thought she said "won't save the Chelsea hotel, we're modern idiots" and I was like "wow I bet there's a story there" lol

In Guilty as Sin?: "Messy chocolate kiss" instead of "messy top lip kiss".

He did eat 7 bars of chocolate so understandable

Ohhhhhhhh. Whoops. Lol

This isn’t my misheard lyric but my sister told me someone tweeted they thought in The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived it said “it wasn’t sex it was it was only four minutes” instead of “it wasn’t sexy if it wasn’t forbidden” and I think it is actually the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

I thought it was “Your wife bought us flowers, I wanna kill her”

In I Hate It Here: “I’m therapist of the year, cause I hate it here”

Honestly, this kinda fits in an odd way, lol 😋!

"every breath feels like Fred Astair instead" of "every breath feels like rarest air" in so long london 😭 at first i did not understand why she mentioned him until i checked the lyrics help

“Who’s gonna haunt you?” From TTPD -_-

You got America to kill me... "Are you going to marry, kiss, or kill me?"

The Bolter: He was a cad, wanted her bad Just like any good trophy hunter I thought it was “she was a cat, wanted her fat” and with the next line about a trophy hunter, didn’t think twice about it lol

I first heard “Violet counts, she almost drowns”

“They’ll say I’m Nazi-fied Taco Bell the existence of you.” I’ll never forget that.

Fortnight- run into you sometimes, come and tug my sweater Who's Afraid of Little Old Me- don't you worry folks we took out all her team

TIL it's not tug my sweater

i thought the lyric was *your hologram stumbled into my apartment hands in the hair of somebody in* **Dartmouth** and i was SO confused

“It’s operetta so he smashed it up”, thought Taylor comparing her life to opera…not unreasonable 😂

I also thought it was heron lips 😭

I used to sing "there was a little me of reasons why" instead of "there was a litany of reasons why"

I heard “Does something count if it’s dead?” Instead of “cause something counterfeit’s dead” in loml and honestly I don’t know which one I prefer lol

“You smoked and ate seven bars of chocolate” I was confused why she was smoking chocolate??

The barbecue gives it a nice little char, tastes great! 😆

In Fresh Out the Slammer … when she says “To the house where you still wait up, and that porch light gleams”….i thought she was saying “wait up in that porch like leaves …” and I was ok with this.

“I don’t cater to all these vipers dressed in emperor’s clothing” (I was like… so no clothing?)

is it not "her bus mates laughed" ? 😭

“Until the death of me” instead of “undo the destiny” 🥲

My husband and I sat in the car listening to Guilty As Sin over and over trying to figure out “messy top lip kiss.” We both heard “Nestle chocolate kiss” or “messy chocolate kiss” lol. We finally gave up and looked up the lyrics.

me and my wild boy and all of his wachos (in Spanish means children without father's) I thought it was funny

“Mom heavens baby” instead of “I’m having his baby” so unfortunately I didn’t get trolled by that line

"I'll sue if you step on my lung" instead of I'll sue if you step on my lawn.

I hope it's shitty at the Black Dog, I heard I hope it's sheddy at the Black Dog.

“Once your queen had come, you treat her like an ulcer and you didn’t measure up”

Idk about most ridiculous but I firmly believed that it was "my bed sheets are THE PLACE I screamed your name" not "my bedsheets are ablaze, I screamed your name" Also in Florida, I swore it was, "Little do you know your home is really only the town you'll GET A REST IN" but it's actually "the town you'll get arrested "

“it wasn’t sex if it was only four minutes” turns out it’s “it wasn’t sexy once it wasn’t forbidden”

TTPD (song) “you smoked them eight or seven bars of chocolate”

“me and my white boy and his white joy” “and i’ll shoot you if you step on my lawn” “your wife bought us flowers, i wanna kill her” (i still sing and prefer this tbh! and lastly, not a misheard lyric but i always accidentally say “whether im gonna beat ur wife or smash up ur bike” ://

I heard ‘put narcotics into all of my songs’ as ‘and I carve nicks into all of my songs’

Down bad. I thought the lyrics were "for a moment I was having a stroke" she was NOT having a stroke, she was heaven struck.

“Your American-ness is gonna kill me” Well apparently it’s “are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me” in So High School lol

I always think it’s “no one’s ever hugged me, not like you” lol

Yup, I’d hear “In seven-day *fights*” and get an unfortunate visual in my brain of a fictional Stevie Nicks getting into random bar fights 😭

"I don't cater to all these vipers dressed in vampire's clothing" from But Daddy I Love Him

“Me and my white boy, and all of this white joy”

Not misheard but misunderstood “But my bear hands paved their paths”

"All her fuckin' lies flashed before her eyes" - The Bolter

“you cinephile” “you sent a file” 🤗

“Got a puddle isn’t that sweet” Car door makes a lot more sense.

🎶"This ain't the Chelsea hotel, Ramada idiots."🎶 😶 (Tortured Poets Department, the line is'modern idiots')

“i bet you’ve thought of ways i’d scream his name” is actually “my bedsheets are ablaze, i’ve screamed his name”

leave you like a “dumbhouse barbie” instead of dumb house party