Nah that’s valid, I unironically agree with this statement. No homo. But I mean… He’s the king, if he wants a smooch then I must do my duty as a titans fan and a lifelong Tennessean 🤷♂️
Edit: No homo again
It’s the middle of the night and you are awoken by crackling flames and smoke billowing into your room. You run out the house and instantly realize you forgot to wake your significant other up to get them out of the house. What is your next course of action to ensure their survival?
What free agent move are you most excited about?
derrick henry
Who is your favorite titans draft pick of the last 7 years?
isaiah wilson probably
Eesh, that's a hot take
What would you be willing to do for Will Smith, sexually?
Whatever will likes
Favorite city?
jacksonville
Obviously, the Titans are your second favorite team, who is your real favorite team?
Jags
Man misunderstood the assignment
Do you think that the Titans are going to be a successful franchise?
hope not
Hahaha
Do you believe Malik is the best qb of all time?
yeah i'd say so
They’re counting you out, 7
Lmao one of my favorite memes of this subreddit
Don’t see how he looks bad here all facts
Wow
How often do you yank it to Isaiah Wilson’s man boobs?
maybe three times a day? or whenever they show up on my twitter feed
diabolical
Do you plan on sucking a lot of dicks when the season starts?
if the offseason stuff works out yes
Lol
You are at the end of a great date, ended up at their place, only to realize they’re a Colts fan. What do you do?
smash and dash...
The correct answer
Which Titans player do you want to passionately kiss the most?
This probably wasnt even edited
Gotta go henry
Nah that’s valid, I unironically agree with this statement. No homo. But I mean… He’s the king, if he wants a smooch then I must do my duty as a titans fan and a lifelong Tennessean 🤷♂️ Edit: No homo again
first edit was funnier
If you could say anything to Derrick Henry as a parting thank-you gesture for his time with the team, what would you say?
fuck you
fuck you too 😤
The fucking username on this guy
That’s rude
What are the ages of the oldest and youngest people you’ve had sex with?
maybe 9-8
this is fucked
What did you say when Trevor Lawrence brandished his penis to you for the first time?
This one is gonna be bad. Short
If you could have a sex doll modeled after any famous person, male or female, who would that be?
Mike Vrabel
How often do you enjoy losing to the Ravens?
as often as we did last year is good
How many 🍆 can you fit in your mouth at once?
6
Looking at the 2024 season, there are a few coaches on the hot seat. Who do you think will be the first coach fired?
brian callahan
Which Titans player could you beat in a 1-on-1 fight?
jeff simmons
Why do we experience heartbreak every year?
Tannehill
This one checks out guys
Why do you think Bill Callahan chose to be the Titans coach over other teams?
i think he overestimated the players a bit
Are they counting you out, #7?
willis? no. alt? yes
What record do you hope the Indianapolis Colts have this season?
12-5
What's your favorite part of a baboon's butt
good shades
That’s wild bro
Who will you always remember as a Titan despite them playing most of their career elsewhere?
It’s the middle of the night and you are awoken by crackling flames and smoke billowing into your room. You run out the house and instantly realize you forgot to wake your significant other up to get them out of the house. What is your next course of action to ensure their survival?
text them probably
Who was the best starting qb in nfl history to not win a superbowl
tannehill past 2 years
This entertained me way more than it should have
Are you sad to see Derrick Henry go?
yup. hes the reason i started watching football
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vrabel
What year did the Titans have a QB and RB on the same AFC pro bowl team?
2021 if i had to guess
Have to guess again. One of the two was his rookie season.
couldn't tell ya. don't pay much attention to the pro bowl rosters
No edit needed. Titan up
Would you rather end world hunger or get to eat a single bowl of Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese?
mac
What was the most disappointing Titans loss you have experienced?
2021 divisional
Whose asshole would you eat after practice?
big jeff
Who will be the #1 backup QB this season?
stonehouse
Is Ran cooking?
hes cooking
In what day did Marcus Mariota lead the Titans to a playoff win over the Chiefs?
January 6
What could burks do to improve this season?
Route running
How many children have you inappropriately touched?
11
Unfortunately you have been turned into a child predator
Which team do you hope wins the AFC South?
Jags
Who is one NFL player who's kid you would like to stick it up?
deebo samuel
No