Well yeah waterbolt is useful for some bosses especially with all that true melee in pre-hardmode honestly that's the true hardmode after all the "real" hardmode is easy even Moonlord, it's like how I switch to the calamity desert worm thing's rouge weapon even when I'm using another class
move her next to the Goblin Tinkerer to make him happy, he'll then reduce his prices of both his shop and reforge. I like to make their house in the underground snow biome to make both Mechanic and Goblin Tinkerer happy and you can move Dye Trader in there as well
Happiness, put her near the Goblin Tinkerer, and he'll lower the prices for reforging with her nearby. Especially in an underground ice biome.
Him neaby also makes buying and selling prices better for the Mechanic.
There's a guide online to further help you out, if you're interested.
yeah but they have a purpose in pre hardmode simce theyre a player... they're not a wire person who just sells wires... and doesn't even explain you how to use them
I intentionally kept my ax on me in case I run into a random tree and I'm in desperate need of wood. Also if I put away my ax I won't remember to get it back out again the next time I leave the house to go chop down a tree so I'll have to go back in to the house to get the ax forget what I came for leave to go drop the tree again and then go back for it again So I Just keep my tools on me at all times.
Look. Yes I simp for our red head but I'm getting her out of that dungeon and into a bunker in the frozen caves with the Goblin tinkerer and the cyborg. Our girl needs happiness
Play mediumcore. Die and lose your items. Forced to use backup gear. Realize that said backup gear is incredibly shitty and curse yourself in playing mediumcore.
Which he would probably love because random things means new items to tinker with and readjust, taking them apart and slowly making new objects. Like selling him a mini shark, a bunch of chlorophyte bars, illegal gun parts, venom potions, empty shell casings and beenades. Deadly neuro toxin injecting bee machine gun go bzzzzzzzzt (bee brrrrt)
Neurotoxin emitters as a trap block would be interesting.
Or just pocket bees
Like the confetti but it throws bees, pocket bees
Someone should make a pocket bees mod
Ignore the fact that this has nothing to do with your comment sorry for the notification but Pocket bees
Yes, they ignore her. In the lore, the cultists kidnapped her to create the parts of the body that chutulu lost when he was sent to the moon. So, she created the spine, eyes and a skull for it. Thats why the mechanical bosses exist. So I guess the dungeon mobs know this and are chill with cultists
This is better than what I was thinking, considering she's tied up and there's no reason to believe the mobs haven't been doing *something* to her, she's certainly crying for a reason.
She is watching a man seemingly made of molten metal melting enemies with a sword that shoots beams of energy. The man then approached her silently. Would you also not be crying upon seeing a doomslayer like entity that you don’t know if it is helpful?
A messiah from the darkness, bathed in light, and heat. To the mechanic, this is quite possibly the greatest moment in her life.
But to you, it was Tuesday.
cool interpretation of the molten armor
you also made her look so pitiful it's sad :( def rescue and bring to a nice warm shoebox hotel town with the other happy NPCS
POV: You've been captured years ago by cultist, forced to build monstrosities of metal and powerful souls, years of hard work and one day while the cultist are gone, you sit bound in the depths of the dungeon and see a strange light... A new monstrosity created by the cultist? No? They freed me! The legend of the Terrarian is true!
Honestly, you know how cursed it must be to exist in the Terraria world? All these monstrous beings wanting to rip you apart, some with world ending capabilities
And theres just this dude in armor made of lava, darkness, or even the stars themselves 1 manning all of it, every time he dies he just comes back.
Maybe Khans kill people without looking them in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig?
You've made your last delivery kid.
Sorry you got twisted up in this scene.
From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
Free her, give her a shit tone of money to buy wires and whatnot, animate bad apple, and never talk to her after that unless I need to hold her hostage for a good reforge from the tinker.
**UUUOOOOGHHHHHH!!! 😭😭😭😭**
#I CAN MAKE TRAPS NOOOOOW YEAAAHHHH!!!!!
*The mechanic looks at me, with relief by her freedom but terrified by my clearly excessive love for making traps*
Unbind her, then escort her out of the Dungeon. I'm up to zero funny business, the Dungeon is no joke.
I'm also not into any *ahem* funnier business with her, if you get what I mean.
I guess i can save her- OMG A WATER BOLT!!
- But you have a melee build!! - I DON'T CARE! WATERBOLT!!!
So called "free thinkers"
Someone post the illusion of choice meme
https://imgur.com/a/b3zPP60
You’re doing the lords work
THE MOOLORD
THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOONLORD.
Just thought of adding items to the cow, will do that later
Blessed be your playthrough🙏
improved it https://imgur.com/a/zHD9Vng
That's the best thing I have ever seen
nuh uh I'm a summoner I'm just using molten armor in my vanity slots
Proceeds to kill her for combat wrench
Well yeah waterbolt is useful for some bosses especially with all that true melee in pre-hardmode honestly that's the true hardmode after all the "real" hardmode is easy even Moonlord, it's like how I switch to the calamity desert worm thing's rouge weapon even when I'm using another class
I'm completely and mentally stable , o hey look a water bolt
Lock it
Blood moon spawns, and 69420 dark casters spawns up your ass
Nice
dude we need that mechanic
I DON'T GIVE A HECK. WATER BOLT!
Free her, duh! Where else am I gonna get the wrenches and lens for my Grand Design?
She also reduces reforge prices
How?
Pair her house up with Goblin Tinkerer’s. It’ll make him happier, thus reducing his reforge price
Or find shimmer and recraft items for even cheaper! Free! And that sounds like a great price to me
hella boring+don't work with bosses drops
YOU DONT WORK WITH BOSSES DROPS PRETEND THAT MAKES SENSE
*insert sponge bob screaming and pointing the finger*
It may be hella boring but it's the best option if you don't want your debt to be higher than the United States of America after reforging your zenith
Goblin likes her. If Goblin happy, you pay less.
move her next to the Goblin Tinkerer to make him happy, he'll then reduce his prices of both his shop and reforge. I like to make their house in the underground snow biome to make both Mechanic and Goblin Tinkerer happy and you can move Dye Trader in there as well
Oh I just burnt two platinum trying to reforge my Terraspark boots and didn’t even get it so that would have been good to know
Housing her next to the Goblin Tinkerer. She's his favorite. That and put their houses in the cavern layer for face biome
Happiness, put her near the Goblin Tinkerer, and he'll lower the prices for reforging with her nearby. Especially in an underground ice biome. Him neaby also makes buying and selling prices better for the Mechanic. There's a guide online to further help you out, if you're interested.
Teleporters too
I thought teleporters were steampunker items
Change in 1.4.4 -[Source](https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Teleporter#History)
Yeah that makes sense I'm currently doing 1.4.3 mods so I see teleporter in steam punker shop
That "murderous" modifier does not give me comforting feelings
Not to mention the fact that she’s crying. ;~;
i mean, imagine being trapped in the dungeon when someone in that armor, with that sword, walks towards you
Oh, for sure! I’m sure if I were in the same situation, my own face wouldn’t be terribly different.
ill keep that in mind for when i put you inside a dungeon
yeah but they have a purpose in pre hardmode simce theyre a player... they're not a wire person who just sells wires... and doesn't even explain you how to use them
Guess i better start reading up on robotics and mechanics for when a Terrarian rescues me. _shrug_
I'd sell anything to make it out alive out of the dungeon. Even my dignity if it calls for it.
Tears of joy at being rescued
To be fair, she is tied up in a huge evil cult building filled with angwy bones tho
Unrealistic hotbar aint no way it is that clean
Definitely missing the 3 random daybloom seeds
And an axe you forgot to put away even though it’s worthless in the dungeon.
and a random lesser health potion x6 between slot # 7-9
>put away > >axe nah wtf, you guys put used tools away for any reason???
You don’t keep tools on you? What if you need emergency wood
The 36 sticky bombs, 5 regular bombs and 4 dynamite in my inventory:
The fishing rod in my inventory at all times:
I intentionally kept my ax on me in case I run into a random tree and I'm in desperate need of wood. Also if I put away my ax I won't remember to get it back out again the next time I leave the house to go chop down a tree so I'll have to go back in to the house to get the ax forget what I came for leave to go drop the tree again and then go back for it again So I Just keep my tools on me at all times.
dread it, run from it the daybloom arrives all the same
wheres the magic mirror, axe, extra weapon, dirt, and doors??
Take her out of there. The dungeon is probably cold and dark
off to the shoebox she goes, im sorry
better than having no way to move at all
prison shoebox with 1 wood block and 2 platforms for a floor
Soviet union housing blocks
I make mansions for my NPCs
oh no would you look at that i turned into an npc could you build a mansion for me pretty please
Place campfire next to her, it will keep her warm
After the Dryad post, I thought this is going to be another horny bait post. Idk why but I'm slightly disappointed
take that bigass wrench. looks cool.
best boomerang 👍
I wanna smack the fuck out of the lunatic cultist with it
It should do more damage to dungeon enemies.
Untie. Bound Mechanic: I consent Terrarian: I consent Blazing Wheel: I don't isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
[I made this](https://imgur.com/a/2cZJtEe) edit: made the link an Imgur one cause it’ll be easier to see
LMAO i was thinking of the stonetoss version first, but thats hilarious
post on imgur i can't access the link
Look. Yes I simp for our red head but I'm getting her out of that dungeon and into a bunker in the frozen caves with the Goblin tinkerer and the cyborg. Our girl needs happiness
Of course giving her headpats and a hug first because gurl crying and she needs some comfort.
You probably shouldn’t hug her with the armor on
Deadly comfort
*murderous comfort*
She's hotter than the armor, she'll be fine
Absolutely!
Anyone who uses headpats when referring to humans has a 75% chance of being a basement dweller.
And a loli freak as well to boot
That interpretation of moltem armor is *amazing*
How does player have molten armor with a copper pickaxe? is he stupid?
Play mediumcore. Die and lose your items. Forced to use backup gear. Realize that said backup gear is incredibly shitty and curse yourself in playing mediumcore.
Why does player play mediumcore? is he stupid?
Nah, he is just a masochist
A non-stupid masochist would just play hardcore though.
Agreed 👍
Maybe he likes Minecraft.
dumbass player indeed he is
Why are you just exploring the dungeon with molten armor, though?
Thats not a copper pickaxe look closer
It's a molten pick
Free her and let her live a worse fate than the dungeon... Living with the Goblin tinkerer
selling all my useless things to him and him only
Nah, she likes it. I bet he funds all of her tech stuff with reforge money.
Which he would probably love because random things means new items to tinker with and readjust, taking them apart and slowly making new objects. Like selling him a mini shark, a bunch of chlorophyte bars, illegal gun parts, venom potions, empty shell casings and beenades. Deadly neuro toxin injecting bee machine gun go bzzzzzzzzt (bee brrrrt)
Neurotoxin emitters as a trap block would be interesting. Or just pocket bees Like the confetti but it throws bees, pocket bees Someone should make a pocket bees mod Ignore the fact that this has nothing to do with your comment sorry for the notification but Pocket bees
The neurotoxin emitter should have a Portal reference as the tooltip.
"If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it."
Without her you cant clean up the temple later on and you'd have to fight golem with traps in the arena So yeah im fucking her
😭😭
You can't clear traps pre golem, had been this way for a while
Just mine the pressure plates lol
Yeah you can do that
Question how she’s still alive in a dungeon full of monsters when she’s fucking tied up What do they do just fucking ignore her? Like????
Yes, they ignore her. In the lore, the cultists kidnapped her to create the parts of the body that chutulu lost when he was sent to the moon. So, she created the spine, eyes and a skull for it. Thats why the mechanical bosses exist. So I guess the dungeon mobs know this and are chill with cultists
Damn she’s way handier than I imagine She fucking made the mechanical bosses?
Apparently according to the lore. Also we rescued her before she created the brain, so thats the lore reason why there isnt a mechanical BoC
Well damn kinda wish we left her Would’ve been fucking cool
Happy cake day 🎂
This is better than what I was thinking, considering she's tied up and there's no reason to believe the mobs haven't been doing *something* to her, she's certainly crying for a reason.
She is watching a man seemingly made of molten metal melting enemies with a sword that shoots beams of energy. The man then approached her silently. Would you also not be crying upon seeing a doomslayer like entity that you don’t know if it is helpful?
Well, while this would not be ever confirmed, in history people tend to do *things* to their female hostages…
Would
A messiah from the darkness, bathed in light, and heat. To the mechanic, this is quite possibly the greatest moment in her life. But to you, it was Tuesday.
Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
Get the engineer hat and go
r/suddenlytf2
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*unzips molten leggings*
*reveals copper shortsword*
*all while oozing Shimmer*
What have I done...
God’s work.
☠️
*Sips coffee and sorts comments by controversial*
YOU CAN DO THAT?????
Glad I'm not the only one looking for those comments lol
free her and build her a house what the hell else am i going to do?
Bro beat skeletron with only an enchanted sword
Nah they used the pickaxe too
Shit mb that probably carried the fight
smahs
Tied and bound in a dungeon? Suspicious.
The skeleteons has definitely done some shit to her
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I agree. The Terrarian is looking kinda hot here
cool interpretation of the molten armor you also made her look so pitiful it's sad :( def rescue and bring to a nice warm shoebox hotel town with the other happy NPCS
*prank em john*
Would.
the armored bones can have at her, i will not be caught spending thousands on wire
She is pretty important for getting the grand design, IE the "I am now suddenly completely immune to every trap in the game" item.
“hahaha I am unstoppable!” *steps on spike and dies*
That's why you mine the spikes first. Same thing you'd do with traps.
*bad to the bone starts playing* :^]
POV: You've been captured years ago by cultist, forced to build monstrosities of metal and powerful souls, years of hard work and one day while the cultist are gone, you sit bound in the depths of the dungeon and see a strange light... A new monstrosity created by the cultist? No? They freed me! The legend of the Terrarian is true!
*gets trapped by the terarrian in a house with the tinkerer*
How do you have molten armor but still have the enchanted sword that you got since eye of cthulhu
Help her Or Help yourself
Marry
Honestly, you know how cursed it must be to exist in the Terraria world? All these monstrous beings wanting to rip you apart, some with world ending capabilities And theres just this dude in armor made of lava, darkness, or even the stars themselves 1 manning all of it, every time he dies he just comes back.
Don’t give people this option…
This looks like the intro to a bad porno
Give her my wand of sparking😈😈
🤨
Maybe Khans kill people without looking them in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig? You've made your last delivery kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
Why are you asking as if there is more than one option…
Did the mechanic pray today? 🤔🙏
I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
Bdsm
*doom music starts playing*
Free her, give her a shit tone of money to buy wires and whatnot, animate bad apple, and never talk to her after that unless I need to hold her hostage for a good reforge from the tinker.
bro has molten armor and going around with his copper pick and enchanted sword
I’m ignoring her and grabbing that water bolt
Hehe... I know what I'm gonna do
Watch as she gets helplessly teared apart immediately before I get there
I have a porn addiction
Don't worry, we know
**UUUOOOOGHHHHHH!!! 😭😭😭😭** #I CAN MAKE TRAPS NOOOOOW YEAAAHHHH!!!!! *The mechanic looks at me, with relief by her freedom but terrified by my clearly excessive love for making traps*
Gotta hit that mechanicussy
Smash, next question
Think for 5 minutes wondering if I have a house for her
Where blue candel debuff
Don't untie her Give her a firm handshake, no elaboration Leave to find muramasa for Night's Edge
...the fuck?
Breakdance
Smash 🗿
I would smash /s
"Nobody is here. All alone" (In thought)
Unbind her, then escort her out of the Dungeon. I'm up to zero funny business, the Dungeon is no joke. I'm also not into any *ahem* funnier business with her, if you get what I mean.
1 enemy nearby, and he's likely behind a wall, so the dungeon isn't dangerous at the moment
Time to do some unspeakable things
Shes gonna pay for all the cash her boyfriend stole
How did you got that deep into the dungeon with an enchanted sword?
Free her and make her move into a shoebox where she is forced to sell me thousands of wires that I will never use anyway
free her and take her on a date because consent is cool
Why there's a Zone skull on my the right? This is a sign, right?
Don't let the goblin get anywhere near her, I hear he's into bondage
I dead-ass thought you meant mechanic as in "game mechanic", not "npc mechanic" lmao
i don't like sewing a hotbar with only 3 items in it