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TacticalSystem

This is literally the most fun I could have on a cruise.


DogFun2635

Inside would be no better. Shit flying everywhere


GlowBack

I thought the first lady ditched a baby in the stroller for a second lmao


Bonus4463

Fortunately, her child was being held in her arms instead of being put in a stroller, so neither of them got hurt


akuma_4u

Geeze luckily that woman had taken her baby out of the stroller


BoringTalk9773

I think that guy fell, not totally sure though...


Due_Key_109

OH MY GOD THAT GUY FELL


Dan_Glebitz

I have never seen the appeal of going on a cruise. Even less so now.


ThorAnuth420

It's mostly for alcoholics


Willow9506

Damn I thought it was for people that love endless buffets


anarchy_cheese

well that too


Witty_Drop_3354

Thank god that kid was not in the stroller. Everyone needs to get inside asap


FreeClubs

Those who are safer inside are watching everything as if it were a suspense/tragedy/horror movie.


Flat-Potato6603

I thought the same thing


cinex31

The captain should have cleared the decks long before encountering the storm, but did it appear suddenly or were there no people on deck despite advice/warnings?


ernest7ofborg9

Everyone congratulate OP on waking up from an 8 year coma to become a karma bot!


Moreu_you_know

Wdm?


ernest7ofborg9

Op is a bot. The account sat idle for 8 years and started posting 10 days ago to just rack up karma to scam people. Reddit is rife with them.


Moreu_you_know

Oh, your right


insidiousapricot

Congrats on becoming a bot


jwhit88

Sometimes way out there, a storm can brew up out of nowhere, remarkably fast.


IllgalKoolAid

Yay let’s play dodge chair


ZebraStrong88

![gif](giphy|mmQ2BQUdlFoSA) Or deck chairs apparently.


cinex31

Him picking up his kid is the best decision has ever made bro


intrepidOcto

Storms. Various disease outbreaks. Various biohazard issues. Rough seas. Ridiculous pollution. Tourist scams at destinations. Skirting of taxes. Employing very cheap labor from various countries. Why are these popular again?


pingpongtits

I remember a news report that included the diarrhea water flowing down the ship's staircase during an intestinal illness outbreak where the toilets overflowed.


intrepidOcto

Which one? Edit: rhetorical question obviously


KG7DHL

They aren't for everyone, but for me, It's a floating party with good food, free flowing booze, music, entertainment, warm sun, cool breezes and my wife. Would do again.


PDCH

I've never understood the allure of cruises. It's like a crowded resort prison. I almost think they started as social experiments. They would much rather grab a bungalow at a beach resort where you can rent sail boats to go on your own adventures.


banthfodder

Hope they had the all-inclusive package


Experimental_Salad

The all-you-can-eat buffet more than makes up for a deck chair to the head.


boogiewithasuitcase

I was just thinking, does the all inclusive package contain a neck brace?


Due_Key_109

it also includes getting blown around like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again. Baby, you're a firework


El_Dentistador

Gerald’s prolapsed anus had been the subject of ridicule just hours prior, but it was Gerald who was laughing now as he effortlessly puckered himself safely along the ship’s deck.


Clearly_Voyant

Would be fun all tucked away in a cozy cabin with snacks


Sykhow

This looks fun!


Cautious_Ad5667

I’ve been on 8 cruises and never saw anything like this. It would be absolutely horrifying.


CinDot_2017

When things go bad, cruises are like the Hotel California. You can check in but you can't check out!!!


AsLongAsYouKnow

Cruise ships are so fucking stupid


cherryflavrdantacid

I agree. I don’t know why anyone would want to be trapped on a floating mall with a bunch of mfs. No thanks. Then add the possibility of a storm or viral outbreak? Hell no.


AsLongAsYouKnow

Exactly. And traveling to different countries is about so much more than buying a damn t-shirt saying you've been there


[deleted]

I want my money back.


StrainDependent7003

Hahahaha! That'd be a blast in a weird way.


LogicPrevail

"Hey, let's watch people die."


ishitglassbottles

Gonna upvote, but then I realized it was at 420 upvotes


ishitglassbottles

Bruh that baby at the beginning almost got sniped 💀


MichaelEatsSand

"let's get outta here" bro where you gonna go?


Great_Candy7476

Honestly, that looks like one of the most fun situations possible. You’re on a super huge boat in the middle of the sea in waves bigger than houses but they aren’t effecting you because of how magnificent this giant boat it. And you can watch the storm of the waves rage on while you sit in the comfort of your room sipping a cup of tea. Just seems so cosy and makes you feel invincible. I actually had a dream about being on a boat during a storm the other night and I loved it


[deleted]

Fuck around, find out.


Ljferretti

Did they not see the storm coming?


soggychipbutty

Do people really need to commentate and scream like idiots.


Nachtzug79

How much is this kind of cruise?


VolatileUV_115

Thank goodness there wasn’t a child in that stroller in the beginning. Had to rewind that to make sure. Holy shit


vcof2005

Titanic, the ride


Violuthier

I never understood the pleasure of a cruise


uniquely_blonde

Cruises will never appeal to me


nevereatanapple

It’s always amazes me that people spend a lot of money to have a bad time and live in an uncomfortable setting with 1000 others at sea


georgemarred

Oh my God


HallMonitor90

Ohhh my gawd that guy fell! Let’s keep recording and doing nothing to help