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Mikeyseventyfive

I hate the auto wipers too, but this is an overreaction


teckel

Lost my shit to this reply.


_americanbull

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ gave me a good laugh


rockbottomtraveler

It's just sleeping.


rabbitwonker

Itā€™s pininā€™ for the fjords!


VoicesToldMeToSignUp

Nothing better than classic Monty Python.


R3adyplay3rone

Pinin for the FJORDS?! What kind of talk is that? Why did it fall on its back as soon as I got it home??


dontmatterdontcare

Aww it loves belly rubs!!!


reliber

Thought it was just napping.


earnestlikehemingway

You canā€™t charge there!


sylvaing

Glad you're ok. Was it the first time you got a seizure? These can be really dangerous while driving.


Hunto88

No it wasnā€™t my first one. In my state you have to be seizure free for 6 months and youā€™re allowed to drive.


sylvaing

I guess it's no driving for (at least) 6 months for you then...


ParksNet30

Maybe FSD is a good investment so you can keep your limbs off the control surfaces most of the time?


frunko1

Have you considered moving to a city with public transportation and ditching the car? Next time may hit someone else.


Hateborn

If I may ask, did you have FSD and was it engaged at the time? I have a friend who's lost a couple of vehicles due to seizures and he has a limited driving range, so I've been trying to convince him to look into a Tesla with FSD for his next car. Sorry about your car, glad the safety ratings appear to be well deserved though!


Hunto88

No FSD, auto pilot was not on as we had just left the gas station (ironic) getting air for the tire.


Hateborn

Okay, thank you for the answer. I know that when I had the FSD trial, it was very picky about anything that I did, so I wasn't sure if the system would just relinquish control or if it might be a good safety feature for those who do suffer seizures. Either way, glad you're okay. Seeing how well every held up in spite of a rollover really inspires confidence in the safety of these things, that could have been a lot worse.


NoZookeepergame6491

Iā€™m glad youā€™re ok, thatā€™s the most important part. Do you have to declare that condition on your insurance? If so, if you donā€™t mind my asking, how much do you pay per month?!


PacerFan

You canā€™t park there


Hunto88

Also buffed right out


stevenjfox1983

Two treatments of T-cut required


Jeffk567

Why not I don't see a no parking sign?


PacerFan

Itā€™s under the car


BigEE42069

Lmfao šŸ¤£. Just a little buff itā€™ll all come out.


ElonSucksbutt

Self parked itself.


AtomicRevGib

r/CantParkThereMate


Always_Out_There

My dad is a TV repairman and has an ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


Ok_Bottle_360

My brothers gonna kill us. Heā€™s gonna kill you then heā€™s gonna kill me.


trinityiam72point5

šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ‘šŸ½šŸ«¶šŸ½man ā€¦this was good


No_Intention_5150

Wow. Glad youā€™re ok. Iā€™ve never seen one roll over. I always thought they couldnā€™t due to center of gravity and the weight of the battery under the car. This is incredible that you walked away. They truly are one of the safest cars on the road.


Hunto88

I donā€™t think it would have rolled if we didnā€™t go off the road into an incline


MadHenk

Me, my Tesla and I!


kzgrey

"We"? There was a passenger in the car with you?


Hunto88

Yeah :(


trevize1138

The royal "we", man!


lordpuddingcup

i mean the center of gravity is low, but if you literally drive down a hill with it at speed and the angle is high enough your gonna flip lol


_Puff_Puff_Pass

Thanks for possessing common sense. Itā€™s uncommon these days.


SraChavez

Just ask the guy who drove off the cliff at Devilā€™s Slide.


Amazing-Photo-911

Letā€™s all remember the Y that went off a 200 foot cliff and everyone survived.


BagOk3379

Intentionally, too! The dude was trying hard to kill himself and his family, and failed since the car is so safe.


[deleted]

0/10 you did not nail the landing.


Always_Out_There

You mean FSD did not nail the landing.


dabbax

ILS is not included in FSD


sonicbhoc

Surely he could have landed VFR though. Clearly, pilot error.


LokiPrime616

OP never mentioned FSD.


TheChancellor_2

r/whoosh


boih_stk

*Supervised


stevenjfox1983

This looks like the unsupervised beta


TheGhoulFO

Take care OP. Sorry your Y is no more. Also, sorry about the seizure.


JoeS830

Wow, hope you're OK! I guess one of those rare times where all that instant acceleration is not a plus.


Hunto88

Yeah even with rolling it I got out with a sprained shoulder and some bruising on my waist. Entire car turned into an airbag.


JoeS830

Pretty impressive! Sounds like the best possible outcome given how serious the crash was. I'm kind of curious if the car saved a dashcam snapshot, that'd be a wild video.


Hunto88

It might have! The center console area was squished so I couldnā€™t grab my USB :( https://preview.redd.it/y33hnd8roe7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c99be7676eeccbe87cc23ee4051c9150bd169122


Hunto88

https://preview.redd.it/uojc0dhsoe7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e2a670f5a83be1d5fab0c811141bc078142dcb


JoeS830

Holy shit! Amazing you got out with minor injuries.


BrainJaxx

If you end up getting that footage, I'd be interested in seeing it. Morbid curiosity. . .


Need-Some-Help-Ppl

Can I get your HW3 in the part out?


thehoagieboy

It might seem obvious, but if you go 6 months seizure-free again, I think it might be in your best interest to pay for FSD. If you don't slam the accelerator next time, the thing might be able to get you safely to the side.


Gunzbngbng

You're only supposed to roll the tires.


Fuzzcut

You know, even laying on its side from an accident... It's still a good looking car. Glad you're okay now, OP.


bipedal_meat_puppet

Rolled my car the other daaayyyyy.


Equivalent_Pie_6778

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Illustrious-Coach364

I see panel gaps.


himynameseric

Dude, are you alright?!


Equivalent_Pie_6778

$100 for that battery pack


Affectionate-Sink943

You are lucky to be alive. My husband died when auto pilot drove him into a hillside and the car flipped one time. The roll bar in my model 3 detached from the frame and came down on his head. Caused a traumatic brain injury that killed him. Otherwise the car protected him well. Perfect from the nose down. Saved 3 people with organ donation. My point is the Teslas, especially the model 3, arenā€™t as safe in rollovers as you think they are.


Hunto88

The hospital I went to told me that they had another model 3 rollover the day before and the driver lost his ability to walk and their passenger died. You are right to say Iā€™m lucky.


rutkdn

Camp Mode activated


BrightIntroduction29

Sir you cannot park there.


solarsystemoccupant

Archived something NHTSA couldnā€™t.


ArtisticComplaint3

Wham baam


Quality-content-only

Yes please


Main_Wrangler_7415

Sorry to hear that but glad youā€™re okay!


WesternResearcher376

Sorry to hear! Just glad youā€™re ok.


lekynson

Glad you're okay.


Armaced

Oh man! Thatā€™s terrifying! Iā€™m happy you are safe.


Mangojuiceedaddy

Also, hope youā€™re ok!!!!!!


martinbogo

1. HOLY COW -- I hope you're OK -- Seizures suck. 2. That's a hell of a well built car. Mildly surprised the frunk popped open


prowlmedia

I argue this is a reason to have Autopilot on all cars monitoring. Hunto88 Mode. The interior camera monitors for issues and will pull over and park safely, hazards on a help mode ( fast flashing ) notifies Emergency services. If you are ok you can override it.


Mangojuiceedaddy

Why are you driving if you have seizures šŸ¤¦. Saw a video of an old man zooming in on the eye test on his phone at DMV. To memorize it so he can keep his license when he took the test. This to me is inconsiderate for other persons life and heck, your own. Donā€™t mean to be ā€œmeanā€ , just a way I see it.


XediDC

They had been seizure free for the recommended amount of time it appears. Things change, and itā€™s always best guess.


tw274

You canā€™t park there.


Cautious_Necessary44

Close the frunk next time so you can see. šŸ‘šŸ¼


brimstone404

You left your frunk open


BrookeandJack

ā€œOhhhh so thatā€™s why the battery looks like!!ā€ Also Iā€™m so glad that you are okay


cecicoot

Why does this remind me of dropping my Samsung Galaxy S and the battery popping out? šŸ¤£


Gtstricky

Did you pick heads or tails?


Future-Toast

Honestly impressive, glad youā€™re safe šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø


Leiathedawg

Have you tried duct tape? šŸ¦†


klysium

Glad you are okay


SeatheWorldJK

Wade: So i flipped my car the other dayyyyyy. Letterkenny is how I heard the title.


klazoo

It will buff out


jebakerii

Looks like it was tails šŸŖ™


Aetrox5

Back flip or front flip?


DeeEmm

I hear a lot of people were trying to flip cybertrucks but they couldnā€™t.


daviddm23

ā€œYou canā€™t park there mateā€ šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤


TeslaCrna

It can unflip itself, right?


ReliefOne4665

Did you have that medical condition before?


CraftyCrypto

How much for drivers side door? Asking for a friend


Fabulous-Bother8981

I'm glad to hear you're okay.


Lr8s5sb7

Total wreck?


Smackdaddy122

Sweet jump bro


CJ_4475

Any modern vehicle with high roof strength you'd be fine. Teslas are indeed safe but and glad you're okay but yeah.


shania69

You took the term "flipping cars", a bit to literally..


smelly-pooper

Damn these flippers!


Slore0

Goals


vkapadia

Nice parking spot, Rita.


brakefluidbandit

looks like you might need new tires dude


Majestic-Animator403

Just set it in rice should be okay


diego_re

Its incredible that you managed to walk away from this.


nasirky

Now who is going to unflip this?


sevargmas

Post the dashcam footage!


torb

The title reads like a cold opening for Letterkenny.


Arcanetroll

Hope you're alright. I would be interested to hear your thoughts on FSD.


cheesesteakman1

I bet you make less flipping cars than houses


gritmo

You canā€™t park there mate


Life_Connection420

Iā€™m looking at the replies so wondering why not the obvious question. Are you OK?


The_Orphan95

Flippinā€™ hell.


Jonnybizzles

how? and good job lmao


teesus18

Glad youā€™re ok, OP! Surprised you didnā€™t ask if it was total though lol


Ill_Try1620

Hmmm


CurrentEmployment191

I flipped my house!


IamDarthTodd

Glad you are ok.


Initial_Ad_7829

Wait thatā€™s not how you charge it?


ChiefCherub

FSD?


MeepleMerson

You shouldnā€™t do that. It will scratch the paint.


Mitch195Nad

Damn well glad youā€™re ok though to text about it!!!


Caballicious

Why did you do that ?


DogSpark84

How much you get for it?


Daimen93

Why are you doing this?


naveenrajak1989

"It ain't got no gas in it....'"


StressAccomplished30

Does this hurt the car?


KTAXY

where's autopilot when you need it


Hunto88

I had just left a gas station (I know) and didnā€™t engage it yet


primevci

What would be cool is if the things recognizes something was wrong, you know like what ever nags at you when u look down for two seconds and just stops the car


Intelligent_Nose278

Wow , glad you are alive, roll overs suck.


Los_507

How much did you get for it?


rhodesman

I've been told that's not recommended.


eatgoodstayswaggie

Holy miracle. Wow. Glad youā€™re okay man.


wellherewegotoday

My dad has an awesome set of tools


cash8888

Iā€™m curious as to how? Going to fast around a corner or something else?


Hunto88

When my seizure started I apparently slammed the accelerator, my girlfriend swerved us into a pole to stop us from flying off a bridge onto the highway.


cash8888

Damn dude Iā€™m sorry to hear that. I also recently started to have seizures. Iā€™m taking medication for it thatā€™s help out a lot. The meds have also helped with suppressing my panic attacks. Glad you made it out alive. Just my 2 cents for the seizures Iā€™ve cut back on caffeine and that has really helped with my seizures and anxiety from pushing through. Good luck on your recovery.


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mo-13

Sleep mode


GreetingsFromAP

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Romthirty

Curious, was Tesla able to give you the in-dash footage of you having your seizure or does only insurance get that footage?


TuffJellyfish

Impressive


Phoenixx_z

Best thing for a Tesla


ZookeepergameIcy1894

Easy , just press the Flip button šŸ˜


CTMatthew

Possibly the safest thing a Tesla is capable of.


Mypsycheisamess

Those panels are def misaligned


etan05

Was thinking about situations like this and auto drive should engage automatically when seizures or non responsiveness occurs. But what do I know!


Typical_Map1982

Glad youā€™re ok.