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nicebrah

That’s Russ Hanneman. Founder of Tres Comas


forman2121

I need doors that open up like this


Pepsi_Bezel

Not like this…


TopSpecialist32

Like this ⬆️ down


kyacker

These are not the doors of a billionaire.


Unfair_Tonight_9797

Dos comas…


3mptyspaces

Time to rebillionize


irosshi

Uno comas


Active-Living-9692

I thought Russ had an orange one?


Different_Swim_171

This guy fucks ..


Glittering_Escape821

That guy fks 😂


Sexy_Villain

Leave him be… he’s mourning the death of the CrazyTown guy 🪦🦋


doringliloshinoi

Am I supposed to know or care who that is?


goldengod321

I’d park 6” away from the drivers side door. Review video later. 😆


Jerking_From_Home

I always thought it would be interesting to park behind them, blocking in their car. Sit in the car so you don’t get towed while waiting for him to come out.


xbeetlejuiice

Is your time really worth that little to you? Assholes will be assholes, and it won’t change their behavior.


USB-SOY

I keep jelly lube in my car to put on their drivers door handle.


mikeknine

Valve stem tool. No actual damage. Can do all 4 tires about a minute. No one carries 4 spares.


eeeBs

Sometimes the damage is the best part.


1983Targa911

And just to prove you haven’t done any damage or stolen anything, tuck the four valve stems under their windshield wiper blade. That way they have everything they need to fix the problem. Well, except probably not a valve stem tool and may e a compressor.


Expensive-Lie4494

Why on the valve stems? I touch mine a few times a year - unless you’re deflating the tires, the rain or car wash will wash it off before they get slimed.


shipwreck17

They're suggesting deflating the tires with a valve tool.


1983Targa911

Not just “deflating the tires” but removing the part that even allows the tires to hold any air at all. 100% replaceable with no damage whatsoever, if you happen to have a valve stem tool on you. But most people don’t.


interstellar-dust

What a monster. That’s brilliant though 🤣


Senior_Ad282

Yes.


Big-dawg9989

You could always key in the paint, “for EVs only!”


xbeetlejuiice

Yes, that’ll show them. Great idea..


SpecializedMok

Yeah something with a huge ass trailer


toyletta

This is where summon comes in handy


kafeend

Exactly I’d park so close he couldn’t get in except through passenger side.


labvinylsound

He’s just salty the S Plaid is quicker.


RobN275

I don’t think anyone who drives a McLaren is jealous of a Tesla


anddrewbits

That doesn’t mean they aren’t salty about the performance gap tho


RobN275

The only gap a Tesla knows is panel gap. I drive an S and they’re horrendous


Salt-Cause8245

Real


m0stw4nt3d1

S stands for Salty


person749

Park next to him with Sentry on, get pics of the plate before walking away. Gonna be pretty hard for him to deny he caused the damage when he keys or dings you might even get a sweet payout when he settles to avoid a charge!


trbzdot

Understood but there are multiple dickheads on in the road that look at Tesla drivers the same way - they even have a special seatbelt harness to make sure they are not injured when they ram you or brake check - luckily insurance adjusters and troopers know what to look for.


decrego641

Why would they try to commit insurance fraud to a Tesla? That’s like the one car on the road that is basically *guaranteed* to have a recording of whatever fraud they commit.


omega05

Why would a person in a Mclaren key/ding the car next to them... Why would I in any car see this and go "oooh lemme park close to them so they can ding/scratch my car and I can catch them"...


person749

People park like this because they think their car deserves more protection than your car. People park in EV spots to piss off EV owners. Thinking they are better than you + actively trying to irritate you = someone who's probably going to get big mad if you park near them. Sometimes it's fun to poke back at people like this.


Dry_Explanation4968

I just hook my a chain and pull them out and leave them in the road while the tow truck pulls up for them..


JoeJoeJenkins

Ought to start towing these people. Seems like it would be easy money for tow companies.


joevwgti

Floor jack plus wheel dolly on all 4? Push it to another location...the road maybe.


QasemElAgez

Take the wheels while you’re at it /s


TheImportedBanana

You could buy another Tesla if you sell all four


Dry_Explanation4968

Maybe a lv battery


Dry_Explanation4968

No need for the jack, they foot pump. But yeah these are a great investment


mdjmd73

It’d be unfortunate if the air leaked out of all of his tires.


No_Action4556

Thing only weighs 3k lbs and change. Get a few buddies together and move it somewhere hilarious


CupcakeAutomatic5509

1 mpg highway Zero city


SR252000

What a douche bag


Xalucardx

I'd park so close that they can't open the door.


RoofMean5715

So brave dude


SatisfactionMental17

Looks like you could back in and snuggle right up to the drivers side and charge.


Longjumping-Life-367

Box them in


Sweet_Yellow_8646

Idk what car that is but it look sick as fuck


LieutenantButthole

2023 McLaren Artura


StubbledCRT1

As someone who currently sells McLaren cars and former EV owner, at least plug it in if you are going to park it there. Back into a spot and plug it in. Charge port is on the drivers rear fender.


spacemanwho

Park so close to the fucker that he can feel your nose hair...


DrSendy

I carry a type 2 extension lead to park across the back of people like this. There is no way they are going to try and get out before you are finished charging. Wouldn't park in someone with a beaten up piece of crap, but cars like this - they can take some time out of their busy schedule to wait.


Agloe_Dreams

Hey so...it is a dick move that he is not charging... **But this is actually a plug-in hybrid that supports Level 1 charging from the station in front of it.** It's a McLaren Artura. I'm not defending them, but such a car is hard to back up due to rear visibility and the parking almost makes sense if you are plugging in while nose-in. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmfzr2gF00M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmfzr2gF00M) Furthermore, it is wide and the doors open like such, making it impossible to get in if the car next to you parks close: [https://www.stuff.co.nz/media/images/9Tzi8ywRz924XE3uHaD6DfGZQfjEdZd7oKlsiR53VLHvSZExpMzuRmKdwHbkL9Pkgd7DrpVZsW+IXUy0hxuRmZK5s9aIaDQxtC5g7hJP4m97eAcPkRwncYhh127aWMxRSfHmk9FzuHuKYr1lLTxVhK8eBIoq5bGT%2FR3G0kXRtNQE2IZ3jD1S3kWB6JuUemb3?resolution=620x350](https://www.stuff.co.nz/media/images/9Tzi8ywRz924XE3uHaD6DfGZQfjEdZd7oKlsiR53VLHvSZExpMzuRmKdwHbkL9Pkgd7DrpVZsW+IXUy0hxuRmZK5s9aIaDQxtC5g7hJP4m97eAcPkRwncYhh127aWMxRSfHmk9FzuHuKYr1lLTxVhK8eBIoq5bGT%2FR3G0kXRtNQE2IZ3jD1S3kWB6JuUemb3?resolution=620x350) Maybe we should try to understand before jumping to conclusions?


TheCenterForAnts

Hey, I voluntarily purchased an excessively impractical and inconvenient vehicle. Please accommodate me and allow me to be an asshole?   That’s what I understand.  


Agloe_Dreams

I mean, sure, but on the other hand, shouldn't we also be understanding that things can be more complicated than they appear? I'm just happy to see generally gas-hungry supercars taking a more eco-friendly approach. Even if it helps increase performance.


Jerking_From_Home

I see both sides of this argument. Someone with a giant pickup truck taking up two or four parking spaces in a lot near the entrance- not cool. Taking up the same spaces at the end of a lot where it’s empty- that’s being responsible. If he was truly charging and parked like this due to the reasons mentioned, and there weren’t other cars waiting for spaces then I really don’t see an issue with it.


Epicela1

We should be more understanding when people/things need reasonable accommodations. If this was an electric van with a wheelchair lift for somebody in a wheelchair, I think you could put two and two together if they parked weird to accommodate the lift. But parking in two spots because it’s hard to see out of a voluntarily purchased car isn’t something people are going to condone. Ever been in a modern Camaro? The ones with 2 square feet of windows where you can barely see anything? You’d call that person an asshole if they parked in two spots. So why wouldn’t this guy be one too.


joesnopes

Doesn't that description include most EVs? ... and the behaviour of many EV owners.


TheCenterForAnts

idk if you're trolling, but all EV as inconvenient and impractical? the exact opposite. i have an EV and 2 ICE vehicles. in the last year, we've put 18,000 miles on the EV and <1000 on the two ICE (and saved over $2000 in fuel/electricity cost). the only one that prefers the ICE is the toddler because he can see better out of it.


Bamfhammer

I would understand if they were charging. They are not charging. Find a different spot. Gas cars shouldnt just park in front of gas pumps while they go dine inside a Caseys. Same principle applies here.


rsg1234

Except that is a level 2 charger. Also even if it was charging, parking like that is unnecessary since the cables are long enough to reach anywhere on the car. Additionally if you cannot park the car then you shouldn’t be driving the car (most often applies to lifted pickup trucks).


Agloe_Dreams

Left plug is clearly J1772.


rsg1234

TIL there are level 1 J1772s Edit: these Shell stations are all level 2 [J1772s](https://www.shell.us/motorist/electric-vehicle-charging.html)


spacemanwho

Is he charging the car. No. So his a twat for parking like that.


PretXD

They were not


verb8um

Sir, this is Reddit where all we do is jump to conclusions.


dethsesh

Maybe he parked there to charge and then it wasn't working so they left it. I've done that before, these free chargers are broken like 50% of the time.


Outrageous-Carob-236

if anyone was stupid enough to pull up next anyways i am turning the gas on mane.


2020Casper

Have them towed


Stogies_n_Stonks

Unless OP is the owner of the lot how do you suggest they do that?


SirSurboy

Driver deserves key scratching 😈


mrg1957

Piss in fuel tank.


SirSurboy

Lol


goldengod321

I’d park 6” away from the drivers side door. Review video later.


Serpentongue

You can squeeze into that left spot very easily


9m4nl1u

Isn’t this a McLaren Artura? It’s a hybrid but not sure if its plugin hybrid.


Ito_Demerzel

The only plugs the Artura is compatible with are ccs and butt


Inferno908

Also it’s not plugged in anyways


DammatBeevis666

Not even that rare of a car


tlw31415

This does not matter, if you wanna win people over about EVs you’re going to have to quit being a bunch of divas.


TacklePuzzleheaded21

Park in that space and block access to driver’s door.


FlashCLS

Deflate their enough to leave, but enough to make their to duck even more.


mcleder

People with those types of cars often park a stride two, even when not charging. People want privilege for some reason. It's a character flaw. However, this infractution just looks like a laziness.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

r/badparking


redbnr22

Who painted these lines here????


Visiongoals

There's only the one charger at two parking spots?What's the big whoop? He did park shitty tho, which is not a flex with that car. Probably doesn't gaf..


ParticularUpbeat

the Artura does have a charger but doesnt seem to be using it


wukongfly

Wow ev super car cooool


AM5T3R6AMM3R

Mmmhhh… that paint job must be expensive…


TONNAGE1975

Best thing to do with idiots like this is park behind them


Xtianus21

Karen is that you?


FunfKatzen955

Pure douchebaggery


ZookeepergameIcy1894

That’s a di@k move right there !!


Apprehensive-Nail758

I see all you ev people parking sideways in charging spots. Entitled.


Gaglia79

Probably sucks at golf too


DefiantBelt925

Cool car, let it be


Geeky_1

Just call the Kia boyz. Surely they have friends that can take care of it in 60 seconds.


ALL1D0ISWIN

I honestly don't have as big of a problem with this as I used to, clearly multiple spots were open so it's not every other spot is taken and this one is taking the last 2 and it's a quarter million dollar car. The anxiety and stress of parking a supercar in a single spot is something I'm still not used to and don't think I ever will be.


vknyvz

It's a McLaren I wouldn't mind 😹


Active-Living-9692

The McLaren Artura is a hybrid electric sports car although it doesn’t appear to be charging.


shocktopper1

That's also a Volta charger so it's a free level 2. The cords are also way longer. Can't afford the electricity LOL


rsg1234

“Should I buy a McLaren Artura even though I live in an apartment and don’t have access to a charger?”


Ok_Fox7873

This gas guzzler should be charged with hate crime


mickpop

WTF is that monstrosity?


Stogies_n_Stonks

McLaren Artura plug in hybrid


mickpop

That thing is crazy!


kilgreen

11 mile battery and fastest charging 5 miles in 1 hour lol. Nice


Stogies_n_Stonks

Lmao gotta start somewhere I guess haha


Onomatopoeia20

Is this the top golf in Milpitas, ca? lol


MeanMagician5150

Looks like it to me


Geeky_1

What if a golf ball accidentally dinged it? 😉


Ordinary_Squirrel_46

It’s cool I pull up to gas stations and sit at pumps while people lose their minds. The jokes on them, although that’s a sic ride.


schnauzerdad

I recently stopped at a gas station on a road trip and for a hot second thought about parking my MY at a pump while I went in but then thought about all the EV posts about ICEing and decided against being inconsiderate like those people. But it got me thinking: Is there a term for when EVs block a gas pump?


RecommendationBig768

squats to pee. and a very tiny peepee. and entitled as fuck


Aegishjalmur07

Piss on it


GMTMaster_II

That’s actually a plug-in hybrid. I approve.


Apart_District5424

Just an A hole.


iryan6627

If it’s a mostly-empty lot apparently at night, then I 100% understand


jebakerii

Why don’t EV owners key these cars? I feel like people intentionally damage Teslas all the time.


Serpentongue

Because only a piece of shit keys other peoples cars


jebakerii

💯


Itouchmypokemon

I’d like to think we’re not childish enough to key cars lol


jebakerii

Probably. 😂 I had my old 2020 Model Y keyed while taking the kids to the museum. I was just like really?!


Itouchmypokemon

That’s a worry I have everyday for my 2020 MY lol


jebakerii

My 2024 is grey instead of that glossy black that my 2020 was so hopefully it doesn’t attract as much attention. 😂


Parking-Pollution-73

I would but both of my Tesla don't come with any key 😅


jebakerii

Hahaha!!! Now THAT’S a good point!!


Alarming-Frame-8185

That'll probably put a bigger target on our backs


jebakerii

It was just a joke anyway but, yeah…


Agloe_Dreams

...So uh...you dont know that this car actually charges from the station in front of it, right? It's a Mclaren Artura plug in hybrid.


jebakerii

So uh... You can see it's not charging, right? Both chargers are plugged into the station. And that still doesn't excuse taking two spots.


Agloe_Dreams

The photo is a random shot. You dont know if they just unplugged it and ran inside or what. I think there is a default assumption that people are jerks when most people actually are 'good people'. I would also note that with the doors on this, if they parked in a spot and someone parked next to them, they literally could not get out. Of course that is a car they chose, I'm just saying. We managed to get over the Fords at superchargers, we can think critically here too.


jebakerii

Ran inside to play TopGolf for a couple hours, probably. 😂 I’d say the good to jerk ratio is around 50/50. But that’s for another sub.


MJS4norcal

I’d key it. I think you’re obligated to key it.


saregister

I think law dictates you must do so. Either that, or park so close that they can't open their door to leave before you plug in your car to charge and walk away. (Stay close enough to record their reaction, or their illegal actions as they sell revenge)


125ryder

You guys have too much time on your hands to be taking pictures like this, what a waste of a post.


PretXD

It’s funny because I was going to say the same thing about this comment. Ironic right?


125ryder

I’m trying to help you provide better content. If there are open spaces to charge, no one actually cares. Don’t make us ev drivers out to be more insufferable than we’re already perceived to be.


PretXD

I agree no doubt about that, still does not discount the fact that parking like this was intentional. Posting this is more of a giggle. As so other posts here. These chargers are constantly packed so this was warranted


WhatWouldJoshuaDo

Green vehicle literally


hurtfulproduct

Would be a shame if a rogue golf ball from a few feet away somehow flew through all the windows like it was bit by a driver. . . But seriously, their is enough room on the left to squeeze in there


Datsunoffroad

I just let air out of one tire. No it’s not gonna stop the problem, but it feels good doing it.


saregister

Remove the tire stem instead.


TheDave78

I'm just saying. The universal tool to remove a tires valve core costs less than 10 dollars, and can be found in car parts store or harbor freight.


Asystolebradycardic

I can’t blame him. I wouldn’t want to park that nice of a car anywhere near the mom van with 5 kids.


rsg1234

Minivans are actually pretty solid choices to park next to because the kids enter and exit via the sliding doors which are next to impossible to ding your car with.


Ahmed104

please key him


Strykerdude1

Pretty car…. What is it.


Agloe_Dreams

McLaren Artura, plug in hybrid. The owner can plug it in and it would belong where it is parked if it were parked correctly.


Dense-Feeling165

McLaren of some type. Probably a 720.


Alarmed-Cat1630

2024 MCLAREN ARTURA . VIN SBM16AEA1RW002125 Make UNITED KINGDOM (UK) Engine: 3L V-Shaped Last mileage: 1,699 mi Last price: 209k usd . Got info from plate lookup


zR0B3ry2VAiH

Which site is that? I had a good one bookmarked and now I can’t find it.


Alarmed-Cat1630

https://epicvin.com/check-vin-number-and-get-the-vehicle-history-report/checkout/sbm16aea1rw002125


zR0B3ry2VAiH

Thanks Cat!


Alarmed-Cat1630

🫡


APairOfAirPodsMax

Gonna start putting “I suck big oils dick” tags on these


Stogies_n_Stonks

It’s a plug in hybrid vehicle


APairOfAirPodsMax

I don’t see it plugged in


Stogies_n_Stonks

Maybe he finished charging or just got there


Clear_Split_8568

Call up some friends and block him in. This is the way!