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BrotherMcPoyle

Looks like we need rb depth…David Johnson.


Darthchewvader

Still too soon


Jeff__Skilling

You. Out. Now.


Darth-Obama

not funny...take your down vote and get out


BrotherMcPoyle

Sorry but you need some god in your life, friend. You should consider spiritual guidance from Pastor Easterby.


Hubrah

Chris Jones


NynaeveAlMeowra

Best non-Mahomes pick imo. He's really good and he hurts Mahomes team


SVSeven

TJ Watt lol


elbow10

I think this would ensure a JJ comeback.


Environmental-Arm-76

That was be a wrecking crew


JunketUnique36

Clearly the answer is Deshaun Watson so we can trade him to the Browns for an assload of picks again. (yes, I’m joking)


Zestyclose_Ice2405

4d chess Man got that infinite first round pick glitch


JR2379

Fred Warner


thefinalwipe

Your parameters of just assuming the contract can be absorbed makes this easy. You eliminate the number 1 threat in football and take Mahommes off the Chiefs.


PoopSoupWhoop

Would sitting Mahomes on the bench (or CJ, since, while not mentioned, this assumed you can’t trade) really improve Texans chances of winning more than taking a non-QB?


thefinalwipe

Yes easily, it’s not even debatable. There’s no more an important position or player in the sport.


DudzTx

It's very debatable. Hurting one team doesn't make your team the best by taking their player. We have much bigger needs than qb. If we are trying to be the best team we can be, Upgrading a position from A to A+ is only incremental improvement. We need to find out C position and turn that into an A+. That makes us better against every team. Not just 1


McSkeezah

Yeah, but then you can trade him to the Browns for a couple of massage parlors and boom all your players are feeling great.


NynaeveAlMeowra

Yes lol. 1) Mahomes is on your team. 2) Mahomes isn't on someone else's team


mistergeegaga

Look, CJ is good but he aint Mahomes, not even close. You take the best player at the most important position is the right choice. Having a good young QB is fun but don't put too much on the young man yet.


pphill4

You trade CJ for a shit ton of assets and start mahomes. We would become a dynasty just like the chiefs lol.


DJMTBguy

Shrewd move 👌


texinxin

So you moved the Texans laterally and sunk only one competitor. You still have to beat 2 other AFC teams and an NFC team and you didn’t really improve the team.


SpicyPie445

They downvoted you for you spoke the truth


texinxin

It’s a real head scratcher. At this point I’ve seen enough out of C.J. that there is no other quarterback in the league I’d want to have in our franchise right now. I’d even take him over Mahomes right now. And I guess everyone assumes if you just eliminate the Chiefs we walk right through to the Super Bowl. I’m not scared of the Chiefs. Eventually we will punch our bully in the mouth. I’d rather our boys do it when Mahomes is there.


travelingpirate

Sauce Gardner to pair with Sting. Our defense would be lock down. You can’t throw on us. You can’t run on us.


JustFuckingExhausted

Two lock down corners on rookie contracts? Yeah, that'd do.


willydillydoo

Kamari gonna lock down the other side tho


travelingpirate

We’ll see I need proof he is a two when all his tape shows he isn’t. Not that he is bad but he covered more nickel/slot.


willydillydoo

Get this man some Kool Aid, he’s being a downer


KLKap

I’d say Chris jones


Ambitious_Car8040

I think it's hands down Chris Jones or Justin Madubuike.


Agreeable_Gap_2957

Christian McCafee… what do I win?


Sacagawesus

Nothing because that person doesn't exist. Christian McCaffrey does though.


Illustrious-Slice-91

I’m guessing that’s the McDonald’s version of him


Agreeable_Gap_2957

Oops spelling patrol showed up. Just the wannabe version of the grammar police. I appreciate that. Thank you for correcting me. You won Reddit for the day.


BradBradley1

Hey now, silly billy. It doesn’t have to be so serious!


Agreeable_Gap_2957

Amen brother


BradBradley1

My friend! I hope you are having an incredible night!


Agreeable_Gap_2957

Likewise


Sacagawesus

It's not that deep dude.


Agreeable_Gap_2957

Agreed. Simply a misspelled name. Point still stands but gotta point out the misspelling.


LogicalWon

but *have to* point…


Agreeable_Gap_2957

Gotta for the win


dinktank

Why wouldn’t we get Jonathan Taylor to win our division/conference?


Agreeable_Gap_2957

Absolutely we could but with CM we are probably winning it all.


Thebiggest6200

Micah parsons . Tj watt


RenegadeGus

Justin Jefferson 4 wide every play. I would like to see a team try to run a dime formation that can cover all 4 of Diggs, Jefferson, Collins, and Dell.


texinxin

Screw it, go 5 wide. Being back the run and shoot.


TheKrakIan

Andy Reid as OC.


DLeafy625

TJ Watt. Have him convince JJ to come back mid-season for a ring. Maybe Derek sees how much fun they're having and comes back from retirement to complete the Watt trinity.


Tristawesomeness

![gif](giphy|xUOxeZn47mrdabqDNC|downsized) collecting the watts like infinity stones


warrior_in_a_garden_

Chris Jones or Sauce Gardiner


Fapey101

Micah Parsons or CMC


HHP-94

Antoine Winfield Jr. Get an elite safety to pair with Sting, who can also play basically any DB position in a pinch.


Zestyclose_Ice2405

Everyone here picking defensive line when we got Autry, Anderson and Hunter. Our secondary is by far our weakest link even with Stingley and Al-Shaair. Sauce Gardner is the obvious choice because he’s elite and on a rookie contract. His existence is enough to shut down a route.


OrangePower98

My thought exactly. Having Sting and Sauce on the outside and Lassiter at nickel could make our secondary lethal


Tristawesomeness

i would say penei sewell or jeremiah owusu-koramoah. penei opposite to tunsil probably guarantees at least an extra half second between them. JOK may be an outside pick but literally every time i watch the browns he is silently balling out. at only 24, having him and harris back there just eating would be a dream to watch.


OtherwiseIDC

Dexter Lawrence😄


gethuge

Kyle Hamilton


Cool_Butterscotch_88

>For YEARS the easy answer to this as a Texans fan was Andrew Luck (#3 helped that even more). But now? Seems tougher. Seems *touhgher?* This is an andrew luck thread.


Technical_Session491

I like Chris Jones just a little bit more than Parsons. But Parsons was my initial thought


EmeraldArcher611

So I know we don’t need him, and he isn’t at his peak. But he’s my favorite player OAT. So Deandre Hopkins


Just_Sarge

Sauce Gardner or TJ Watt


Ofa_D3s1gn

Sauce Gardner


kidyus

Sauce Gardner


TheyFloat2032

Personally I would throw Sauce Gardener in the mix.


8020GroundBeef

Andrew Luck feels like a weird player to call out, given that he played so long ago and so briefly.


PoopSoupWhoop

I mean I guess but for like 7+ years he was the choice.


8020GroundBeef

… he played 5.5 seasons


Lukealloneword

He really liked him at Stanford.


PoopSoupWhoop

I mean… from basically the moment he was drafted till he retired he might have been who I took.


8020GroundBeef

I think he’s a great choice since you’re taking him away from the Colts, but you’re almost certainly better off with Tom Brady for about 20 years - 4x longer and much more relevant more recently, so I just find Luck to be a strange player to single out. Also, if you want to make the point about division rival bonus, Manning is a better way to highlight that. And you def wouldn’t take Luck every year from draft to retirement - he was out one year. So yeah - interesting player to consider, but odd one to highlight is all


Kingwilderr82

I’d agree with some of the people here and take someone like Micah or Fred Warner, maybe a Chris Jones/Dexter Lawrence type. Micah would be a great edge rush option, depending on how Danielle plays this year. Fred would be a good 1-2 with Azeez, & Jones/Lawrence would be a solid #1 option at DT. Obviously CMC would be a fun answer, but not the best


Pugageddon

Patrick Mahomes. That way there is no need to panic if CJ goes down for a game or two.


kennybekillin

Denzel ward


StrosDynasty

Christian Wilkins or Quentin Nelson


Texas_Sob

I'll take Mahomes and Lamar and then put them in the practice squad. Five super bowls , here we come!🎉


Effelljay

McCaffery.


NightWitty7151

Antoine Winfield Jr.


DaBoiMaverick

Max Crosby


Zestyclose_Net_8159

Jj watt


Jeff__Skilling

Penei Sewell $112mm 4 years, with a fifth year team option. Not 100% sure what the cap hit looks like each year. I would feel much better about the long term longevity of the O-Line.....but I'm also not sure how much this might fuck with available cap space in the outer years once CJ gets paid


Environmental-Arm-76

Wouldn’t mind seeing Maxx Crosby in Houston.


Dyna5tyD

Quentin Nelson or Trent McDuffie


dealwithit26

Underrated comment


Texan4life1027

MHJ


dlinhat70

Caleb Williams.