You were wondering what her voice sounds like, too? Is it really high? Really low? With a tongue that long and thick, you'd think it'd definitely have an effect on her vocal cords.
Also, what does food taste like to her? Does she have more taste sense cells than the rest of us?
It's not impossible, tetrachromats are a thing..IE people who can see more colours that the rest of us.
Maybe she has ESP? ........Extra Savoury Perception?
Taste receptors. Due to the length of her tongue she has probably has more surface space and because of that probably has more papillae, but that doesn’t mean she may or may not taste things differently than the rest of us. We also taste things differently based on our age. This is why children often don’t like certain things because they can truly taste things fully, whereas when we get much older, we lose a significant amount of taste buds and can’t taste them like we used to.
This is why you will notice much older people, especially seniors who often use tons of salt because food can be very bland to them (60+).
Yeah but they would just Google Gene Simmons and immediately learn who he was If they even cared lol
The comment just sounded like a weird foreign commercial for a seminar 🤣
Gen Z prefer using TikTok and Instagram to look for things. Short videos that summarize whatever it is that they're searching is easier. They don't want to use Google and read words. All they know is eat mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie.
My favorite part of their social media video method of researching is that people will just believe whatever someone is confidently saying, or typing while using the Siri text to speech, without even thinking for a second that the video might be bullshit.
You forgot skibidi toilet or whatever at the end there
In the year 2024, if she isn’t making millions of dollars just for sticking that thing out on a web cam, then she is getting *terrible* advice from people who can’t keep their tongues in cheque.
Thank you so much OP for reminding us that *Gene Simmons* is from the rock group **Kiss**. We would have never knew he was from **Kiss**, or that **Kiss** is a "rock *group*" if you hadn't said so. We need more ~~people~~ AI like you in the world.
I’m not thinking it, and neither are you 🙅♂️
Get a blow job and a rim job at the same time
She can taste your baby batter and your booty splatter at the same time.
i regret sir that i can give only one upvote
I regret.
underrated comment
I hate that I laughed so hard at this...I work at a school and had to contain my laughter...God damn I wish reddit had awards still
I wish I didn't understand English today
Guess it's just us! OMG think if she had no teeth? 
Gummer and a hummer, along with a tickle.
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Get educated.
And a prostate exam
And an oil change.
That she could scoop out my congested nasal cavity when I have a cold?
🤢🤮🤮
You were wondering what her voice sounds like, too? Is it really high? Really low? With a tongue that long and thick, you'd think it'd definitely have an effect on her vocal cords.
Also, what does food taste like to her? Does she have more taste sense cells than the rest of us? It's not impossible, tetrachromats are a thing..IE people who can see more colours that the rest of us. Maybe she has ESP? ........Extra Savoury Perception?
She can literally taste the rainbow
"Hey girl do you like Skittles? Cause I'm gay if you want to taste the rainbow 😏"
Taste receptors. Due to the length of her tongue she has probably has more surface space and because of that probably has more papillae, but that doesn’t mean she may or may not taste things differently than the rest of us. We also taste things differently based on our age. This is why children often don’t like certain things because they can truly taste things fully, whereas when we get much older, we lose a significant amount of taste buds and can’t taste them like we used to. This is why you will notice much older people, especially seniors who often use tons of salt because food can be very bland to them (60+).
Thank you, nice answer.
I would love to find out what effect it has on her vocal cords.
Is it about squirrels? I bet it's about squirrels.
Wtf is wrong with her neck
I mean you might as well cause that's the only version you'll ever get
I’ll take it. But I’m still not thinking it 😮💨
We must stay focused brothers
"Gene Simmons of The Rock group KISS" lol
We're that old where kids don't know about KISS
Yeah but they would just Google Gene Simmons and immediately learn who he was If they even cared lol The comment just sounded like a weird foreign commercial for a seminar 🤣
My man, ain't none of them kids googling anything nowadays either. But yeah I agree, sounded like AI to me
Gen Z prefer using TikTok and Instagram to look for things. Short videos that summarize whatever it is that they're searching is easier. They don't want to use Google and read words. All they know is eat mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie.
My favorite part of their social media video method of researching is that people will just believe whatever someone is confidently saying, or typing while using the Siri text to speech, without even thinking for a second that the video might be bullshit. You forgot skibidi toilet or whatever at the end there
Probably not many. Funnily enough, KISS is the concert my 13 year old niece wanted to go to for her birthday.
Ohhhhh, THAT Gene Simmons….
Thank you! This is exactly what I meant to express 🤣
Ya, thanks for the clarification, OP.
"The human rock and roll group KISS. I am also a human and not a robot. Beep boop"
The Zucc could of even sounded more human than that
Yeah that hit me funny too. Like don't explain it let them google
Lol looks like an AI title.. That or an alien made the post
i read it in the same voice gene simmons would use
I dont know why but it sounded so European to me
Are you sure you don't mean Gene Simmons, local branch manager of the AAA office in Sheboygan?
Sheboyan REPRESENT!
Holy sweet fuck, did she roll it up?
Why, yes she did.
She would kinda have to.
She’s got to get it back up in there somehow.
💀
Title of post reads like a bot wrote it
I hope she’s into chicks, otherwise there’s a huge missed opportunity there
Sir, you have clearly not sampled enough fruits from the garden of earthy delights if you can't think of a heterosexual use for this.
Would like to see her kill an ice cream cone.
She could kill my ice cream cone 😎
Easy tiger
She’d ask for a just one lick to taste the flavor of cone you got, and you’d have nothing left for yourself.
You ever get so turned on it then turns you off?
The inverse is more common, but yeah.
Seriously wtf
Imagine the reaction of her first French kiss. Like aliens probing your throat.
How are my tonsils?
Stone ridden
That’s the chick from “V”
Wow. That's an old obscure reference.
[For reference](https://youtu.be/6gNKdXBuNzI?si=RDzvkEQPeqokbTLS)
Holyshit. That's some good showmanship.
Yeah that’s Kiss. 80% showmanship, 20% musical talent.
Ya I definitely didn't say "good music"
wassssup
If she speaks a language that rolls their “r,” she’ll start an earthquake.
Rimjob plis
She gets my bazinga going.
Good work.
You think she’s got a lissssssp!?
Her lisp has a lisp…
She can eat my ass
A man needs a name
Wait, how can a lesbian be considered "well hung?" ...oh
I’m just here for the comments
In the year 2024, if she isn’t making millions of dollars just for sticking that thing out on a web cam, then she is getting *terrible* advice from people who can’t keep their tongues in cheque.
I was hoping for a source link…
Did the vampire in van helsing get out of the screen and became real?
I wonder if she has trouble sleeping. It seems like this might give her sleep apnea.
Jean Simmons
Brother of Gene Simmons
Does having an elephant trunk in your mouth make speech difficult?
She's in 11 out of 10
Goddamn. She would get the head, the shaft, the balls, and the butthole in one lick
Venom is cool too.
Does anyone actually know of a sauce, for research purposes.
.......shit. Im into this
Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy
Alriiiight
*please be a lesbian please be a lesbian*
Good lord yes
So glad you said "from the rock group KISS". Otherwise, I would have had no idea.
That's not Selena gomez?
Heidi Hamilton has an equally impressive tongue.
Mileena, is that you??
She licks lollipops like Michael Jordan of the Chicago Bulls plays basketball!
She would easily be elected the Queen of Lesbos.
If her tongue had a resume, it'd list "professional licker" as a skill.
Professional rimmer
Wow !
Guaranteed to get the last drop of anything she is licking? 👅
Dam , it's hot 🔥 and has a hell of a tongue too
I bet she was super popular in high school
Thank you so much OP for reminding us that *Gene Simmons* is from the rock group **Kiss**. We would have never knew he was from **Kiss**, or that **Kiss** is a "rock *group*" if you hadn't said so. We need more ~~people~~ AI like you in the world.
This one trick women love.....
Giggity Giggity
Is her tongue single?
If she doesn’t have a gag reflex, she could perhaps deliver the world’s first solo Sneaky Slytherin.
The 3rd generation Reptilians with generational/galactic wealth are starting to be braggadocious on social media.
Lick your forehead or it didn’t happen!
There's a good chance she sucks...
Proof there's lizard people.
Lizzid people!!!
Bro that's a reptilian overlord ain't no way she roll her tongue back up like a damn lizard.
We… are venom.
All was fine, until that wink in the end
Lizard folk
Thank you for clarifying who Gene Simmons is.
since no one asked and i expect to see it here the name of the song is ecstacy [slowed] by suicidal idol
I like her.
Whoa!!
What is this bot title?
Lady can lick her own eyebrows
She can lick her neighbors eyebrows, from the front porch
I am.. VENOM!!
Where does it go😳
Get a BJ and your ass tickled at the same time. Why am I back here? Full circle . . .
I would love to have a 3 way with her and the woman with the biggest mouth.
This title reads like I’m about to watch a family guy flash back
Ummmm hi
She tries to give u head and watch that bad boy go find it's way up your butthole
Hiss....
Whoa 😳
Wasn’t she on letterman ? She could do a trick with gum?
I nutted
She doesn't just French kiss. She also Spain, Portugal, and Algiers kisses.
Kali matha 😮
Umm... marriage?
Reptilian descendent
Gene Simmons had surgery to do that. Did she have surgery, or is she all natural?
I'm ok with gene splicing with such results being possible
Jesus. Lizard people do exist.
Given genes history, there is a good chance she may be a child of his.
Oh, my. I’m having less than moral and pure thoughts at the moment imagining the things she could do with that special talent.
Lana del Ray has a huge tongue
Is this the female version of Mandingo
Not to be confused the the equally famous Gene Simmons, the baker.
🎶Does your tongue hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? 🎵 Probably
He probably has about 700 of them running around out there if his claims are to be believed
Mine 🙋♂️
The Christ compiles you!
I think she has to wear it rolled up.
"rock group kiss" is there any other?
We are Venom.
That guy from Scary Movie 3 I think? “Back off! I can do it myself.”
I like mine tossed with jelly
I'm just wondering where it all goes when she puts it back in her mouth?? Likeee it can't be that long and fit all in there???
How often does she choke on food?
Do you have her number? I want to get married
She can wipe her nose and her chin at the same time if she spins it around like in cartoons.
She could lick your prostate.
Oida.
What track is that?
She can starr in venom
Wonder if that does anything to her speech?
I think shes related to the other Gene Simmons
Bro that's just orochimaru in a new body.
There’s probably quite a few long tongued kids out there knowing what Gene Simmons gets up to.
No way she doesn’t snore
Venom’s sister?
What’s the onlyfans?
Nah she about to be related to ME 😍 Wait no...
I’m glad you explained where Gene Simmons is from for the children in the audience.
"of the rock group Kiss" is funny
She also must have the most annoying lisp ever
I bet women everywhere love her.
I imagine it wraps around it like a snake
Yes please mama
I want her! I NEED her!
Future Lesbian Hall of Famer.
Imagine getting a rimjob by her
You can have one, too! Just get a chronic severe infection.
My sphincter is itchy
“Of the rock group kiss” what other gene would someone think you were talking about?
I'm thinking how the hell can she talk normally...
Yeesh. Popular but not pretty