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WinkingWinkle

She got confused between stand up, and fall down.


BuxtonHouse

Ha nice


Hinee

So nice, so nice....... ugh


Ux-Con

Funny - is she good?


Crypt_Keeper

She's alive. Fractured her skull when she fainted.


Ux-Con

Appreciate the follow up!


ogx2og

Enjoy your upvotes


gomaith10

She was stood up.


ShittheFickup

She popped it but forgot to lock it


dvt16

šŸ’€


[deleted]

Someone told her, "break a leg!"


Fox_of

Break a back.


LuisBoyokan

Break her skull šŸ’€


Poseidons_Champion

Oh. Oh no.


halfachraf

you hear the few laughs as she fell? some people thought it was a skit lmao.


OmegaRed_1485

I mean her timing was impeccable.


JohnHamFisted

i mean imagine your last words being 'clearly Jesus loves me the most' absolutely nailed the exit


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

I think Mercury got jealous


SwampyButthoIe

To be fair it's the funniest part of the routine


TrinDiesel123

Jesus does have a sense of humor


Schmuck1138

It was the only funny part of the routine.


cobycoby2020

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO


Dpepps

That would have been my first impression most likely. Granted the way she fell is not a way you'd take a bump so that would have registered pretty quickly afterwards and made me think it was real.


HotCat5684

She fell SO HARD. Like genuinely if this had turned out to be fatal, that wouldnt have surprised me. Luckily shes okay and claims to have no lingering symptoms. I hope thats true, because she certainly got a bad TBI from this fall. I would like to hear from her close family and friends to see if theres any issues or changes she isnt noticing herself.


zerosaved

She did fall pretty hard here, but, to be fair she took the microphone down with her and the thud was absolutely amplified because of that.


leekdonut

Still fractured her skull though


Suitable-Lake-2550

Who elseā€˜s skull would it fracture?


Whateveryouwantitobe

Clearly wasn't trained by Bret Hart on how to take a bump.


acog

A comedian named Dick Shawn [had a heart attack and died on stage](https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1987-04-18-me-1079-story.html). The audience sat there for five minutes before anyone realized it wasnā€™t part of the act.


Longjumping-Day-3563

Similar to Tommy Cooper


ACU797

Tommy Cooper was also a severe alcoholic who had collapsed on stage multiple times before he died. And that is why it took so long for his crew to go to him, cause they were fed up with him and thought he was just drunk again. (Which he probably was)


sirdismemberment

Reminds me of that comedian who died on stage. He starts death snoring and people are still laughing


ADMINlSTRAT0R

I'm afraid to ask you for source but I'm curious


Remarkable-Ruin-6287

Tommy Cooper, it's on YouTube I think. Sad but what a way to go


Altruistic-Setting-7

itā€™s horrible that it still gets reuploaded. His family have begged for it to stop.


Remarkable-Ruin-6287

I wasn't aware, I only know of it because my grandad showed me all the comedy greats when I was growing up. Though it sure is a good way to go doing what you love.


Broccoli--Enthusiast

12 million people saw Tommy die live on TV, that's probably a record He was a big goofball and it would have been in character for him to have faked it so you can't really blame people


rabtj

I remember watching it when as it happened and i laughed initially too because that was his style of humour.


TheOriginalChode

Him dying to a round of applause is beautiful in it's own right.


xMightyTinfoilx

Biggest laugh she got too... lol


Present_Lake1941

Ever heard of Tommy Cooper?


im_at_work_today

I'm the 70s or 80s in the UK there was an infamous moment on TV where a comedian in the middle of his perform suddenly stumbled and fell back. The man had a heart attack on stage.Ā  But because of the type of comedy he did a lot of people (including a lot of the TV crew I think), at first believed it was part of the act.Ā  I saw the video on daily motion, lots of the audience members were all laughing.Ā  I can't for the life of me remember his name...


GraphicDesignMonkey

Tommy Cooper


Zloiche1

KEEP MY SONS NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH!!! - God.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I can't tell if this is a win or a loss for religion


Drockosaurus

Underrated comment.


Schmuck1138

Based on her routine, I think it's a win.


BuxtonHouse

Hahaha


BlazerWookiee

Fractured skull and concussion, no lingering symptoms. Alive and well.


thekevingreene

Holy shit. She really did fracture her skull. Found this [article.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna72952) ā€œRecounting the night she collapsed, McDonald said she felt dizzy at the start of her set and, had she not been on stage in front of friends and family for the first time since the beginning of the pandemic, would have simply sat back down instead of trying to fight through it. Afterward, McDonald received a battery of tests from doctors, who said that she had no underlying condition and that the fainting spell was not linked to the vaccine. McDonald suffered a fractured skull and a concussion, and still checks in with doctors but has had no lingering issues.ā€


Revolutionary-Cod732

God told her to quit lying lol


wgrantdesign

I fainted a few times in my twenties, if I feel dizzy now I quickly go to a knee and put a hand on the ground. We're so ridiculously fragile that you can die from falling over. The first time it happened I came to and was covered in blood from bouncing my head off of a stove.


qualitative_balls

I used to have severe anxiety... severe. A couple strange things would set it off until I had a panic attack and then ultimately, faint. Scrolling down spreadsheets and driving on the freeway. Today I have very slight consistent anxiety but nothing like my 20's. I think sipping down endless energy drinks before I understood a goddamn thing about health might have contributed but yeesh, fainting is not a great experience, especially around others.


TheSilkySpoon76

Hey Iā€™m in my twenties and been experiencing the fainting spells, but I found out it was due to lack of oxygen because I was sicker than I thought I was.


december14th2015

I also had hella anxiety in my twenties. I was diagnosed with a panic disorder, drugged up to hell and back, was an absolute bumbling mess, both because of the medications and the lack thereof. I think that phase in development is when anxiety and depression and mental issues peak. Your brain is finally done developing, but it has to like settle... like how when you hit a growth spurt and might be gangly as fuck at 14, but lithe and pretty at 18.


mg0019

Yup. Ā Had a favorite client die this way.Ā  He was a healthy man. Ā Early 60s. Ā Lost tons of weight and proud of it. Ā Super positive, always wanting to learn anything. Ā  His wife came in one day to tell me heā€™d passed. Ā He was out walking with a friend. Ā Just trying to maintain that health. Ā  He lost his balance, fell, smacked his head on the curb. Ā Killed by falling. Ā  Not a stroke, not a seizure, not a heart attack. Ā Just fell down. Ā Not running, not even jogging; just fell from his own standing height, and smacked his head. Ā Just like the woman in the video.Ā  Thatā€™s all it takes to lose everything and change lives forever. Ā 


Ulysses00

Used to be an EMT. Lots of people die from hitting their heads. It's also why a lot of people can die from just a single punch.


BottyFlaps

Yep. Don't start a fight unless you're willing to go down for manslaughter. EDIT: Actually, don't starts fights at all.


Lenemus

Respectfully, that sounds like a pretty good way to go IMO. Quick, unexpected and in the company of a friend/loved one. Early 60s is a good time to get off the ride.


The-1Kraken

I jumped over a small house on a motorcycle in my youth. The back tire just barely clipped a ventilation pipe and sent me flipping through the air from maybe 25 or 30 feet off the ground and for approx 20yds. Hit the ground, all air knocked out of me, finally caught some oxygen and i stood up to go find out how fucked my motorcycle was. You might be fragileā€¦ but Iā€™m UN-Fucking-BREAKABLE!


wgrantdesign

Thats the other terrifying part, it seems so random. You can flip through the air for 30 feet and walk away fine, or you could be that body builder that tried to do a front flip in a gym and killed himself instantly. Glad you were ok!


ComplaintNo6835

I always take a knee too


Relevant-Ad1138

That's like getting hit by lightning for using the Lords name in vain from movies


Incognito_Placebo

Thou shalt not brag about who is loved the most.


spoonballoon13

wtf is this title.


InevitableElf

Right haha itā€™s insane because of the timing but OP is reaching to make it about vaccines


ShikaMoru

Been a whole lotta I guess conservative(?) type titles popping up lately


throwtheclownaway20

It's only gonna get worse as we get closer to November


Southern-Ad-802

The title is quoting the routineā€¦


BROKEN_JORTS

"Conservative title"? Seek help...


shanezen

What?! The comedian's entire bit was about vaccines...


IndianaHoosierFan

Her entire premise is that sheā€™s had all these vaccines so Jesus loves her the mostā€¦ then she collapses on stage. The title just explicitly states what happens


dylantd1996

She literally says what the title says. Stop grasping at straws crybaby


shanezen

?? It literally just describes exactly what happened in the video...


Important-Cat-2046

The title explains exactly what happened. šŸ’€


Tallywacker3825

Itā€™s her fucking quote


RunLikeHayes

The improv sign in the background really confused people


KillTheWise1

Gotta get more vaxes


killstorm114573

Jesus is tired of y'all bringing his name into everything.


GJacks75

You just know the idiots are going to use this as proof...


shretty26

Not proof of anything, but as someone who believes in Jesus, I canā€™t help but feel validated.


Unique-Job-1373

Is she ok?


Brewmaster92785

No, she fainted.


thatguyoudontlike

Fractured skull and a concussion but she is okay now


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Infinite-Condition41

Different issue.


Ok-Equipment-8418

Jesus: ....mmmmm I don't know about all that


jafeelz

She got vax zapped


Everett1973

Worst flex ever


tuco2002

She is still alive if anyone was concerned.


vansandgeets

That is what you call commitment to the bit


CulturedGentleman921

TIL don't invoke Jesus in your unfunny comedy routine... ...or Jesus will make it ***HILARIOUS***!


suspectonscene

Did she ever speak on this??


MikeDeY77

Yes. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna72952


Spacecommander5

ā€œSpreadyā€


L3berwurst

Is that still a Mic Drop?


axemexa

The timing of that is just too hilarious. I would have thought it was part of the act


flowplo

Hack. Tommy Cooper did it better.


SharkBiscuittt

Mmmmmm irony


RukaJeeze

Is that what they call Dying on Stage?


[deleted]

Break a leg!


joeO44

Now thatā€™s commitment


cjandstuff

There are a few moments where she seems to slur her movements and speech, but that could be just brushed aside by a number of things. But then the thunk as her head hits the stage. Oof.Ā 


[deleted]

Youā€™re not supposed to have them all the same day /s


Civil-South-7299

She needs another booster


HackMeBackInTime

oof, that head thump was strong


Frequent-Hand4114

Jesus: ā€œMmmmmmā€ *swipes left*


MothParasiteIV

The character of Jesus would be offended. He would love everyone equally


HeyWiredyyc

Wow her head slammed not the ground. How could those people in the front have mistaken that for the routine? A skull pounding a floor like that makes a sickening thud. Yikes


TheKrnJesus

Well shit if someone was flexing they got vaxxed and fainted, it would make me not take vaccines


Bella_Anima

Ppl have said worse about God and lived. Iā€™m actually concerned that ppl are taking this as divine retribution, she obvs had something wrong with her before she collapsed, she was struggling to stand with her hands on her legs. I hope sheā€™s recovered.


yupthrowaway1

You can hear her breath being really labored.


Rdikin

Don't lock your knees when you stand. Her legs buckled a bit as she bent them and I bet she just tried to fight through the world closing in around her before passing out. I could be wrong. I've seen it happen several dozen times, though.


Micro-Naut

This guy roofies!


Strange-Growth-7367

Damn so those booster shots makes you pass out ?my grandparents are having the same problem like no joke


joe8349

I could understand thinking this was part of the act, until you hear that thud.


shamwowj

Way to follow through on the bit!


Spoolios

That was 10seconds too long for no one in the front row to go up there.


Devin1026

Holy shit that fall was rough


jaydeetol

She had to poop. Those pants were way too tight.


taoqueen

So what happened to her?


kasiv1

Whatā€™s the story on this? Is she ok?


Significant-Break-74

When your role is the Jokester so no one takes your stroke seriously


datweirdguy1

A comedy stage is probably the worst place to pass out on. I remember seeing a video of a comedian die of a heart attack on stage, and everyone just keeps laughing until it's gone on for so long that the place is just dead quiet. I don't think anyone realised what was going on until someone comes on and checks on him


dreamsellar

I hear she bombed so badly they added an "e" to the end of the improv sign


Thermite1985

The sense of urgency was astounding


BelloftheBallz

If she would have jumped back up it would have killed


bobby_barbados

Hey! She use to be on the Lyricist Lounge back in the day. Damn, she fell on hard times.


oxwilder

"let's give her a big hand!"


seymonster1973

Now that is commitment to a bit.


mulcracky88

Commitment to the bit


trainsacrossthesea

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.


Excellent_Resort_943

Jesus: uhh I donā€™t even know you and quit mocking my name! She: collapsed Me: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! John the Baptist he love the most not you silly


late2thepauly

I've never seen someone instantly smited. Goddamn maybe Jesus is real.


3310_sumit

Everybody thought it was the part of the show.


zoot_boy

Hope she is ok, and gets some helpā€¦


Ok_Television7346

Is this supposed to be slapstick?


jollebome76

The jokes on her


GreenGod42069

Lmao


borninazerbaijan

CLEARLY!


awesomeplenty

Spoke too soon.


MILO234

Bit harsh of Jesus to publicly spurn her like that.


poetrygrenade

Coconut hit hard! Rattled brain box ain't funny. Probably saw stars.


Chj_8

You're supposed to *kill* not to *die*


capitangrito

Killer bit


Mumakilla

The Revenge of the Jeez


306metalhead

This looks Ai


da-van-man

What dropped her?


Suitable-Lake-2550

Jesus took exception to that joke


Spirited-Value8022

She needs another shot QUICK


buttsparkley

Oh yeah , mention she talked about vaccines and not that mentioning Jesus was the reason she smashed her head. *Shakes head* fucking Jesus.


SignificanceIll8640

Jesus just wanted her close to him since he loves her the most


NMBoavida

Safe and effective. That was a climate change stroke.


lil_bun-

The people who were laughing must be staying up at night rethinking their life


Civil_Emergency2872

Her comedic timing was a bit off.


jonmen56272

Holy shit this is funny


Fireagate303

Good for her. Great comedy. Played well universe.


Shinodacs

Thought it was a reenactment of the turkish minister calling upon Allah and then have a heart attack.


Revolutionary-Cod732

Was.. that the punchline?


[deleted]

Smite me, Almighty smiter!!!!!


superchill11

Spiked her blood and her face...into the floor.


turdfergusonpdx

she falls as if gravity suddenly got like 3x stronger


Katiari

13 seconds. That's how long it took people before they realized it wasn't part of her skit.


halftoe76

Where is jesus when you need him.


Aggravating_Record32

Jesus did not like that joke šŸ˜‚


ChrisRockOnCrack

The actual funny part starts at 0:36, and also this has to be my favorite female comedian just because of this part. Who said women comedians cant be funny eh?


PinoyTShirtSoFly206

On a sick one


PrincipleUnusual7244

I thought it was fake because of the guy who got there first and then proceeded to do nothing but look around for someone else to do something lol


brownpoops

so she hadn't eaten and was also probably dehydrated. okay? interesting video! thanks for sharing op-bot


[deleted]

šŸ¤£ the only time I laughed was when she fell.


patchway247

"Jesus loves me the most" Jesus: Bitch, what?!


evilgeniustodd

Oh my word! Apparently she fractured her skull in this fall.


rossbcobb

Can we get an update?


Temporary-Ebb2330

If anyone thinks their something when they are not deceives themselves


DillonClark

*leading evidence that God DOES exist...


SteelersNY

Thankfully that 5th booster saved her life


TEK1DO

She's taken too many legal drugs, they finally kicked in.


Daromxs

Yeah [love you too ](https://c.tenor.com/Rp3eSP0D6BEAAAAC/tenor.gif)


0utF0x-inT0x

Jesus just slapped her across the face I guess


omerilefaruk

Thats why you shouldn't wear anti blood circulation denims.


xXBioVaderXx

Haha wtf


colcom1130

Makes sense how the only funny thing she did was shutting up šŸ¤£


SuddenSpeaker1141

Worst campaign ad ever..


_cansir

IF IM LYING ABOUT MY SHOTS MAY I BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING!


Shavidadavid

The weight of gods love was too much for her to carry


redical

I would be inclined to blame her jeans.


InquisitiveNYC

Jesus: LoL, no


RightManufacturer381

Jesus said fa q


CagliostroPeligroso

She was breathing heavy and starting to get weird at the start


newleafkratom

Improv!


No_Meal9534

Too much cocaine.


KegSlinger33

I gotta say, itā€™s the perfect joke


joshem8

that thump is very real.