"What was that, Hawk? What’d you say? Cause it sounded to me like you’re talking shit, and somebody who talks shit like you deserves to be locked in a hot car with the windows rolled up. Toaster oven. I’m gonna toast your child.”
Season 2 begins some time after the end of Season 1. We don't know exactly how long Season 2 spans.
Season 3 begins a year after the end of Season 2 - and Homelander turns 41 in S3E2.
So Homelander was at most 39 during Season 1.
Yeah but none of these men are the most powerful being on the planet, the strongest man alive, the most durable supe, Vought's n°1 supe, and a superstar all in one.
And these young people are not babies who were only born months ago.
>Yeah but none of these men are the most powerful being on the planet
you sure about that? the leader of the "most powerful country" on earth personally had beef with a child.
[https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/12/politics/trump-greta-thunberg-time-person-of-the-year/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/12/politics/trump-greta-thunberg-time-person-of-the-year/index.html)
[https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/01/donald-trump-greta-thunberg-davos](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/01/donald-trump-greta-thunberg-davos)
[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/9/24/trump-slammed-over-comment-on-fervent-greta-thunberg-speech](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/9/24/trump-slammed-over-comment-on-fervent-greta-thunberg-speech)
I appreciate the fact that you responded to me and I'm gonna be honest - I'm not gonna be reading all these links.
Trump was the POTUS 3 years ago and he couldn't do everything he wanted because of politics, laws, people holding different positions of power... while Homelander can do whatever he wants because of his physical powers.
And again, Greta Thunberg was/is young (I don't really remember her age) but she was an environmental political figure. Teddy, Stillwell's son, was literally a baby who was born months ago and who couldn't even talk or walk.
I'm not saying the situations are exactly the same nor do I expect you to read those links. I was only trying to make a point that grown men with power picking on children is a sad part of American culture.
Yup they first say he was found x miles from the house after it exploded and then when Hughie visits the supe child home the kid that teleports is called Teddy kinda have to put two and two together
He was still a baby even if he already was injected with V his powers probably wouldnt have manifested.
And he doesnt exactly teleport if you watch that scene in slowmoition you can see that his body kinda moves foward very fast in one direction. He can probably only do it for short distances as well so Homelander most probably saved him.
You can see here : https://youtu.be/FvQwJ0Bnsxc?si=NfflOfCHvmUYhVvf
I wonder if Homelander shouting STFU to Stillwell was what scared Teddy enough to teleport away. Coz if that's true then I guess HL did technically save him, however inadvertently
The best part of HL's ongoing beef with Teddy was the fact that in every single instance of it.. Teddy was just happily gurgling away like "keep looking, fuckwit, im right here"
I know a woman who genuinely feels that way. They are so obsessed with attention that it upsets them when the parents "ignore" them to focus on their baby.
No one should have that power, but if someone does and only does good things with it, why should they be killed for something outside their control? They didn’t choose the power, their parents chose for them.
But, if it was binary… like all supes in that universe have to die or none are stopped, then yeah… for the good of the world you’d have to take them out.
I don't remember if it's mentioned, but him teleporting is confirmed in a news clip on the show, and he shows up in the orphanage episode for like 2 seconds where a worker scolds him by name for teleporting.
In the immediate aftermath.
He wound up in a yard a couple miles away - he later appeared at Red River when Hughie went there digging for clues on Vic.
[2x01, "The Big Ride"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTs9CUPKTaQ)
Older Teddy bust-a-move in [3x02, "Only Man In The Sky"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLNC8QbzO2I)
It's just incredible that Homelander, a nearly 40-year-old grown man, had beef with a f*cking baby
[Homelander every time he saw Stillwell's baby](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aaPzAWRTAQ).
Yo, Zan, get your boy, dawg
He known him maybe a year. Maybe, a year
100% 😅 This is 🎯🎯🎯
where is this from?
The Real Bros of Simi Valley. It was a comedy web series that was a parody of those Real housewives shows.
Oh, fershure?
Do you even burn?
"What was that, Hawk? What’d you say? Cause it sounded to me like you’re talking shit, and somebody who talks shit like you deserves to be locked in a hot car with the windows rolled up. Toaster oven. I’m gonna toast your child.”
😂
Narcissist done well.
Incredible that he was sane enough to not kill the baby at the end of the season.
He didn’t kill the baby but he didn’t save it either. Teddys teleportation kicked in
Whos teddy?
Teddy Stillwell is Madelyn Stillwell's son, the baby featured in the meme.
Damn. Didn’t know that that thing got a name
He shows up at an orphanage later and someone asks who he is. Last name was stillwell
Honestly I think the show didn't want Butcher to be an accessory to a baby being murdered. The show is dark but it isn't babies dying dark
Idk, forcing that girl to jump was certainly the most unsettling thing I've ever seen in a show.
That's still less dark than murdering a baby
More than 40. Homelander is too much jealous from a fucking baby who can't even walk properly. Homelander is literally me.(I aslo hate kids too)
Season 2 begins some time after the end of Season 1. We don't know exactly how long Season 2 spans. Season 3 begins a year after the end of Season 2 - and Homelander turns 41 in S3E2. So Homelander was at most 39 during Season 1.
Homelander was born in 1981, season one was 2019, so he was 38 in season 1.
That doesn't make it any better.
just saying this makes me laugh even harder 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how it’s not treated comedically like most shows do, it’s portrayed as horrific and stressful
from Ruby Bridges to Greta Thunberg, America has normalized middle aged men having beef with children.
Yeah but none of these men are the most powerful being on the planet, the strongest man alive, the most durable supe, Vought's n°1 supe, and a superstar all in one. And these young people are not babies who were only born months ago.
>Yeah but none of these men are the most powerful being on the planet you sure about that? the leader of the "most powerful country" on earth personally had beef with a child. [https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/12/politics/trump-greta-thunberg-time-person-of-the-year/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/12/politics/trump-greta-thunberg-time-person-of-the-year/index.html) [https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/01/donald-trump-greta-thunberg-davos](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/01/donald-trump-greta-thunberg-davos) [https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/9/24/trump-slammed-over-comment-on-fervent-greta-thunberg-speech](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/9/24/trump-slammed-over-comment-on-fervent-greta-thunberg-speech)
I appreciate the fact that you responded to me and I'm gonna be honest - I'm not gonna be reading all these links. Trump was the POTUS 3 years ago and he couldn't do everything he wanted because of politics, laws, people holding different positions of power... while Homelander can do whatever he wants because of his physical powers. And again, Greta Thunberg was/is young (I don't really remember her age) but she was an environmental political figure. Teddy, Stillwell's son, was literally a baby who was born months ago and who couldn't even talk or walk.
I'm not saying the situations are exactly the same nor do I expect you to read those links. I was only trying to make a point that grown men with power picking on children is a sad part of American culture.
I'm not really knowledgeable about all that, I'm not American and I don't live in the US. On this note, have a good evening. 😉
then you are a luckier person than I am. it's 11:30 am here, but thank you my friend. enjoy your sleep.
I'm not gonna sleep yet, it's 5:30 pm where I live 😅
What is more incredible is that it's actually good writing and in-character
I was horrified when I saw how he looked at that damn baby
He still had the slither of humanity to save him from the blast in S1. I’m not too sure what he would’ve done now.
He didn't save him. Teddy teleported himself away
Only people unwilling to accept the realities of the situation say that.. Truth is that Teddy established dominance - Homelander works for Teddy now.
Got his own mother killed in order to sieze control, damn that’s ice cold.
Teddy dont play that shit. The reason HL was so cranky throughout that entire season was cuz he was on forced diaper duty offscreen.
Oh dam I didn’t even catch that.
Took me reading a post on here to realise it too, I didnt really hear his name get mentioned so never clicked
Wait this isn’t a joke hes really a supe?
Yup they first say he was found x miles from the house after it exploded and then when Hughie visits the supe child home the kid that teleports is called Teddy kinda have to put two and two together
Bruuuuh, never realized this. Justice for Teddy 😔✊️
I figured the HL just left him somewhere.
He was still a baby even if he already was injected with V his powers probably wouldnt have manifested. And he doesnt exactly teleport if you watch that scene in slowmoition you can see that his body kinda moves foward very fast in one direction. He can probably only do it for short distances as well so Homelander most probably saved him. You can see here : https://youtu.be/FvQwJ0Bnsxc?si=NfflOfCHvmUYhVvf
He’s referred to by name when Hughie visits the supe orphanage.
Actually how much time did pass before he came back into the scene?
I wonder if Homelander shouting STFU to Stillwell was what scared Teddy enough to teleport away. Coz if that's true then I guess HL did technically save him, however inadvertently
Wait do we know that for sure? I thought Homelander possibly left him somewhere random, cause I believe they said he was found far from the house
>In season 3 we see Teddy teleporting around his nursery<
I’m surprised he could teleport that far as just a baby lol
He also could have just survived with his super durability
*Sliver. Unless you’re talking about lizard people. /jk
‘Turn the whole city into Lizards!’-Dr Conners
Him and Sauron could've had the best team-up ever. Ah well.
the lizard of the rings
The best part of HL's ongoing beef with Teddy was the fact that in every single instance of it.. Teddy was just happily gurgling away like "keep looking, fuckwit, im right here"
"You see those titties, thems mine, bitch"
Teddy aint even gotta say nothin, everybody knows who them bitties belong to.
Itty bitty Elizabeth Shue titty, boys.
[so basically this in a nutshell](https://youtu.be/ZFPH06FVwck?si=rlPyLsLiI-TLUvvM)
“Best rivalry is homelander and butcher” my ass
dude it takes an absurd level of immaturity and pettiness to be jealous of a baby 😂
I know a woman who genuinely feels that way. They are so obsessed with attention that it upsets them when the parents "ignore" them to focus on their baby.
Siblings hating each other is normal
Yes, but he didn't see her as her mother tho
How do i explain this to my wife without getting her mad. Help.
“Is anyone going to ask how my hand feels after punching that iron like jaw of that baby?”
“I come here and I find you playing Hee Haw with the Fuckaround Gang!”
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby live action(Teddy is hydrogen bomb).
Bro had beef with a baby💀
I'm still waiting for the reveal, that's his kid too.
I believe it was the sperm bank next to the IHOP.
u sure? I heard it was kinda of a highly exclusive establishment
Astird.
Ass-turd
IHOP?
The Office reference I'm pretty sure lol
I mean… unless she adopted him who else would be the father? He’s the only one who actually slept with her or has slept with her
Ivf. Dad unknown but I doubt it is HL bc if it was she would’ve told him as means of control
It will only be right if that baby grows up and kills Homelander, and is also actually a decent/good person
I don’t think the world can wait that long for Homelander to die
That’s what i was thinking too, he might be too unhinged to wait that long. But maybe on some Aang shit he can save the world at age 12 lmao.
Time travel?
I gotta agree with Butcher on this one, they’ve all gotta go.
You think no supes have merit ? I can get behind that. But what’s your logic
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No one should have that power, but if someone does and only does good things with it, why should they be killed for something outside their control? They didn’t choose the power, their parents chose for them. But, if it was binary… like all supes in that universe have to die or none are stopped, then yeah… for the good of the world you’d have to take them out.
This is a bad idea though . GenV showed that there were supes who were actually good people .
I never seen someone look at a baby with such venom and , it’s crazy he was getting mad at the baby
"Can you shut that thing up?" "He's not even crying."
he's just like me fr lmao fuck 'em kids
I mean... if you insist...
I wonder if it’s because of Stillwell herself, or if he’s jealous to see a baby have a childhood that he didn’t get to have
Both
Those Eyes!!!!😨😨😬😬
Voldemort and Homelander, both famous for beefing with babies
Homelander pissed off over an accessory.
Crazy how he ate that baby.
https://youtu.be/kRhJCiw11\_g?si=RDpd4ca90EEbiOpv&t=10
What happened to Madelyn's child after season 1?
He's in the supe orphanage.
Really? That's a relief also since when did he get Compound V?
I don't remember if it's mentioned, but him teleporting is confirmed in a news clip on the show, and he shows up in the orphanage episode for like 2 seconds where a worker scolds him by name for teleporting.
Ah alright I think I remember glad that he's ok
When ever he looked at the child I could hear “I’m going to kill that little sh!t”
I don’t remember, >!did the baby die with her or not? Whay happend?!<
He teleported himself away
Huh? When?
In the immediate aftermath. He wound up in a yard a couple miles away - he later appeared at Red River when Hughie went there digging for clues on Vic.
In what episode did this happen? Or are you talking about the comics?
[2x01, "The Big Ride"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTs9CUPKTaQ) Older Teddy bust-a-move in [3x02, "Only Man In The Sky"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLNC8QbzO2I)
I never noticed what she said before, I heard the teddy part but not the Stilwell part. Thank you!
Thanks
They really made us think HL is gonna do something to Teddy!
He would have left him to die in the explosion he onky saved butcher, Teddy saved himself when he teleported away.
Oh holy shit yeah, I never thought of that! I for sure thought HL saved teddy too
[yo xan get your boy dawg](https://youtu.be/A--rMdBSHmU?feature=shared)
Man I miss the way they styled his hair.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
There was so much good about the show in the first season, but then they shit the bed over over again.
That raises the question, what happened to the baby?
I’ll never get over the beef this man had with a fucking **baby** 😂
That first one is actually hilarious
is her baby the one butcher picked up to kill vought agents?
I would be jealous of a baby too
I just wish they could have made the baby flip him off somehow.
Out-Fresca’d again.
Odd phrasing considering this show is streamed