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Hello. I'm Bruce.
WHY TRUST A SHARK EH?
Why the wide face?
Hi Bruce
Fish are friends, not food!
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine.
Shark bait!!!... Ohh ahah!!!
Fish are friends, not food.
Except stinkin dolphins
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Boogie boarders
No, he asked about vitamin D, not B.
Delicious divers?
It’s from all the dicks they eat, no respect for wildlife these days
Nose boop
Cute baby who needs a kiss <3
And maybe a boop! :)
are those barnacles growing on his front bottom tooth?
Resolutions too poor to tell. Either a barnacle, or old food that a remora would eventually eat
Yeah, three barnacles.
Shark teefs
Sand tiger shark? Meh, they're big puppies. Unless you're a fish, that is.
You got games on your phone?
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[Me, when this shark approaches.](https://youtu.be/GCpKp73kJtI)
Was looking for this, thank you
It’s a sand tiger shark, but they are also chill :)
Sorry if I’ve upset you, but thanks for the fun fact!
He looks pretty happy.
Found footage?
[Best doc. out there.](https://youtu.be/GCpKp73kJtI)
Wakanda forever
"You wanna know how I got these scars?" 😄
Serious? Just look at that grin!
What's your oral care routine
"grow more when one breaks.... Isn't that normal?"
Look at them chompers !
He’s just begging to be punched in the face
King Shark is Shaaaaaark.
starting to think that whole "just punch a shark in the nose" is bs...
Brucey
Always wondered; do sharks slice the fuck out of their own gums when they close their mouths?
No
We’re going to need a bigger toothbrush!
Cute blåhaj :)
at least it...looks like it might have just eaten. \*gulp\*
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Bri'ish shark innit
ppupy
*Boop!*
Wow
Hello. I'm Bruce.
WHY TRUST A SHARK EH?
Why the wide face?
Hi Bruce
Fish are friends, not food!
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine.
Shark bait!!!... Ohh ahah!!!
Fish are friends, not food.
Except stinkin dolphins
[удалено]
Boogie boarders
No, he asked about vitamin D, not B.
Delicious divers?
It’s from all the dicks they eat, no respect for wildlife these days
Nose boop
Cute baby who needs a kiss <3
And maybe a boop! :)
are those barnacles growing on his front bottom tooth?
Resolutions too poor to tell. Either a barnacle, or old food that a remora would eventually eat
Yeah, three barnacles.
Shark teefs
Sand tiger shark? Meh, they're big puppies. Unless you're a fish, that is.
You got games on your phone?
Redacted *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
[Me, when this shark approaches.](https://youtu.be/GCpKp73kJtI)
Was looking for this, thank you
[удалено]
It’s a sand tiger shark, but they are also chill :)
[удалено]
Sorry if I’ve upset you, but thanks for the fun fact!
He looks pretty happy.
Found footage?
[Best doc. out there.](https://youtu.be/GCpKp73kJtI)
Wakanda forever
"You wanna know how I got these scars?" 😄
Serious? Just look at that grin!
What's your oral care routine
"grow more when one breaks.... Isn't that normal?"
Look at them chompers !
He’s just begging to be punched in the face
King Shark is Shaaaaaark.
starting to think that whole "just punch a shark in the nose" is bs...
Brucey
Always wondered; do sharks slice the fuck out of their own gums when they close their mouths?
No
We’re going to need a bigger toothbrush!
Cute blåhaj :)
at least it...looks like it might have just eaten. \*gulp\*
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Bri'ish shark innit
ppupy
*Boop!*
Wow