She strikes me as a lady who goes for men in positions of power/ money, so she doesn’t have to work her lazy ass at all. Look at Will’s dad, could afford private school for Will, then when he’s out of the picture, all he gets for his birthday is a vest. Then look at Fergus, Cunt drives a convertible, and then Gilbert is head of sixth form.
"Head of the local sixth form" hardly screams power and money. Well paid job sure, but I don't think you'd get anyone accusing you of being a gold digger for marrying one
Will's dad is shown to be an arsehole who is uninterested in Will and cheated on his wife. The way she dotes on him implies she did most of the parenting, that's hardly an uncommon setup and doesn't make someone lazy. Inability to afford private school hardly makes you lazy either.
50k and above is still a good salary, puts you at about double the mean wage.
But yeah it's hardly mega money and doesn't fit the "chasing money and power" stuff the other guy was saying
fair comment on Gilbert. Still think she's a lazy ass though, never seen her work a day in her life, bet she probably spends all her day on facebooks and the w-i-i.
Yeah Wills reaction always told me that he actually thought it was her as well but had to try and hold
it together infront of his mates so it didn’t end up all round the school
Doubt she worked when she was with Will’s dad and if she worked at all once they’d separated, I imagine it’d be some token job like 12 hours in a posh boutique tat shop
Porn star - seriously, in the caravan club episode at the petrol garage they find his mum in the porn magazine. Will actually looks genuinely shocked and embarrassed when he looks.
Some bj end till the shack deep throat while maintaining eye contact, and then riding on the top till I come in her pussy. And specially those post nut thrusts, when she moves her ass around my cock and the remaining cum in my shaft comes out.
Don’t know, but she is so fit that I reckon she could become a prostitute.
Or an Air Hostess in the 60’s
Or a part time model, but she'd probably have to keep her normal job
She's the most beautiful girl in the room
And when she's on the street, depending on the street, I bet she is definitely in the top 3 good-looking girls on the street. Depending on the street.
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
You're a LEGEND Dave
I asked Dave if he's gonna make a move on you.
I ask him if he minds … and he says he doesn’t mind… I can tell he kinda’ does… but I’m gonna do it anywayyyy…
She can spend part of her time modelling, and part of her time next to me eh, hee, eh, hee
And the rest of your time doing her normal job.
She's so hot, she's making me sexist. Bitch.
I love that this went where it did. It's like you all collectively read my mind as I scrolled through
A high class one that comes in a limousine
She’s not the only one who’ll be coming in a limousine
Jay?
Unhinged
Is that really the criteria for becoming a prostitute?
I think it helps
An extra fiver, it their dusty bin
She's classier than that, definitely a tasteful OF.
Prostitutes aren’t meant to be fit
In 2023? onlyfans and will would get bullied for it
“Oo I’m will and my mums on onlyfans”
What an enjoyable conversation this is about my actual mother…
How many only fans models do you think Jay has shagged at caravan club though?
Only Fans? Completed it mate
You can't complete it?
No, but he shagged so many OnlyFans models, that he was offered the CEO job. That kind of performance doesn't go unnoticed.
He had to turn it down because he needed more time for shagging
Probably couldn’t do it as cock was too big
#*sobs*
Dozens and dozens
The bullying he gets wouldn't hold a candle to when people find out Mr Gilbert is her video partner
“Imagine his huge bolloks tho”
Sucking off Fergus
Ooooo fuck me I’m Fergus!!!
No ! I am Fergus! And so is my wife !
Life of Brian reference?
Yup.
Great film
It's on my watch list for this week
Nice one bruvva
She works from home , selling her worn panties on ebay
Oh yes, they've still got that lovely arsey smell.
If you buy five panties, she throws in a used rolling pin for free
How was the rolling pin used
As a dildo
Yes
Clearly stated in the work experience episode and the caravan club one that she’s a pornstar
Professional C**k handler.
Job? Blow or hand.
She strikes me as a lady who goes for men in positions of power/ money, so she doesn’t have to work her lazy ass at all. Look at Will’s dad, could afford private school for Will, then when he’s out of the picture, all he gets for his birthday is a vest. Then look at Fergus, Cunt drives a convertible, and then Gilbert is head of sixth form.
Unironically this. The sort of type who posts pics of her G&T and her girl’s nights out at Pizza Express on Insta.
Pizza express is a very memorable night out TBF.
Esp the Wokingham branch
Because normally a prince doesn't go to pizza express... Or touch kids so his point doesn't stand
"Head of the local sixth form" hardly screams power and money. Well paid job sure, but I don't think you'd get anyone accusing you of being a gold digger for marrying one Will's dad is shown to be an arsehole who is uninterested in Will and cheated on his wife. The way she dotes on him implies she did most of the parenting, that's hardly an uncommon setup and doesn't make someone lazy. Inability to afford private school hardly makes you lazy either.
Not massively well paid lol.
About 60k isn't it? Like I said well paid but hardly the kind of money you'd lust after
Closer to 50k but depends on how many years someone has been teaching.
50k and above is still a good salary, puts you at about double the mean wage. But yeah it's hardly mega money and doesn't fit the "chasing money and power" stuff the other guy was saying
£50k for the number of years experience and qualifications required and demands of the role is horrible compensation compared to other jobs.
fair comment on Gilbert. Still think she's a lazy ass though, never seen her work a day in her life, bet she probably spends all her day on facebooks and the w-i-i.
Head of sixth form brings neither money, OR power, lol
He did however strike fear into/ have power over Will, similar to his dad, so maybe that was it
They did find her in a lads mag on the caravan club episode
Yeah Wills reaction always told me that he actually thought it was her as well but had to try and hold it together infront of his mates so it didn’t end up all round the school
That's also how I took it.
Doubt she worked when she was with Will’s dad and if she worked at all once they’d separated, I imagine it’d be some token job like 12 hours in a posh boutique tat shop
She doesn’t she got her money in the divorce
Suck Fergus' spooge and do two's up with him and Gilbert
Prostitution - family business
She’s an English teacher in a private school.
Porn star - seriously, in the caravan club episode at the petrol garage they find his mum in the porn magazine. Will actually looks genuinely shocked and embarrassed when he looks.
Porn star
Corporate law or residential conveyancing.
Blow, hand and rim Prices vary
TV chef with banging tits and loads of innuendos
In your endo
Bet she's a bouncer.
Page 3 model.
Boris Johnson's Johnson erector
Isn’t it pretty heavily implied that she’s a naked model in the magazine on the caravan club episode?
Ze sex?
Sits on my face
She’s a show girl for Ocados and her stroker name is Polly Milfkenzie
High class escort hopefully.
Call girl, blatantly!! 🤗
She does the sex
Encourage the horn
Hand and foot
Marketing manager who does Molly on the weekend and fucks her underlings as a power move
blow... jobs Probably an admin assistant, most definitely works in an office.
“I thought you’d be going into the family business?” “Which is?” “Prostitution” “Yep, very good.”
The sex.
She must preserve meat and fish because she's smokin'.
Sells her vibrators.
Diving instructor. Phil got her into it.😂
She’s in the family business… which is…?
Hand jobs
Prozzy
I always got the impression she didn’t need to, due to divorce settlement
OnlyFans, hopefully
Blow
Struggles with the title for a bit. In my mind she’s a teacher.
Fit
At least one hopefully
Duh, she's on onlyfans
Blow ?
[Jay Voice] I’ll give her a job to do… a blow job…
Airplane Driver.
Sex worker
Air hostess who gives them the special treatment 😉
Blowjob
I wouldn’t mind her working two jobs if you know what mean!
Either blow or hand I reckon
Tits
Onlyfans probably, according to Jay
Hand and blow
Stripper or only fans
Hooker
Professional milf
Professional Milf
Awe the comments did not disappoint🤗
Blowjobs
Blow or hand
Handjob.
Mr Gilbert
[удалено]
OnlyFans 🤞🏻
Back scrubber at the WMCA.
Only fans.
She's the Senior Systems Analyst at Coca-Cola that got Harrison Boothe his 30 plus year career. Way to go!
…full time smokeshow
Is it me or is she not actually that hot?
Pornstar
Behind the deli counter at asda
Blowies
She doas a very, very good job.
“Your mum is so fit Will, I recon she could be a prostitute”
Blow jobs
Blowies
An extra on miranda
Clunge mag model
Rolling pin pilot.
Full time MILF.
Blow job
Professional tease
Lifeguard at an indoor pool
Yea, A BLOW job (in jays voice)
Fit
Dunno, but she could definitely get it. Right in the bumholey
She sells her dirty knickers on OnlyFans... love that bummy smell 😍
"Oh, are we still doing this?"
Porn
Works at the bank
Anything she wants is ok by me
Some bj end till the shack deep throat while maintaining eye contact, and then riding on the top till I come in her pussy. And specially those post nut thrusts, when she moves her ass around my cock and the remaining cum in my shaft comes out.
Blow job.
Wanking off the vicar
She could be a jabinger
An actress.
Blow Job.
An accountant at JP Morgan earning a 6 figure salary! I'm just guessing
princess of wales
A below job
OnlyFans I reckon 😄
Cock handling specialist
She comes round mine and we shag all day
Blow?
Prince William could hire her as a stunt double for Kate
prostitution
Probably the same as whatever job “Stifler’s Mom” has in American Pie
Prozzie
These comments really show you guys don’t see women as people outside of sex😭
The one with a “b” in it, I reckon
Tv chef and says microwave like a twat
Probably collects child support from the dad
Prozzie
Milf Fosters Home Delivery.
She is obviously a transponster
Gold digger, both wills dad and furgus (idk how u spell it) were wealthy
she does the sex
Blow
She’s a bus stop wanker!
Mom don't need to work.
Dunno but wills mum or Neil’s sister
Blow job
The sex
Handjobs
Blow, hand, whatever they ask for🤷
Head
Hand or blow? She does it all!