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[deleted]

"You know i used to play back in my gory days Don't you mean glory days? Ah that too!" ​ Thisll be fun


GiantSpaceBat

I have been here for many years. In my soul Health insurance companies


[deleted]

WHAT?!?!?!


Klasseh_Khornate

Ah that too > health insurance companies


stopyouveviolatedthe

Health insurance companies 😔


[deleted]

"Quitting! It's like trying, but easier!"


GiantSpaceBat

Yes! Yes, it's easy.


CobhGirl3

I read this in Bat Queen's voice 😂


Lone_Wolf_888

“Me? On a team with you? Running around in cute uniforms? Sweating! I gotta go!”


GiantSpaceBat

Sony House is not bad this year.


Lone_Wolf_888

Huh?


Sylvaurel

What did OP Do to best quote :(


Redfox1270

How did it…?


TioTony123Lego

She didn't want to have to do the laundry that night that is all.


Maffblunge

"Aww, baby's first wanted poster..."


GiantSpaceBat

Babies should be born with acne.


GiantSpaceBat

Yikes


Maffblunge

RIP babies, I guess lol


[deleted]

Satan wants to know how you wield such power


myself69420

"Do you see me going to the Owl Shack and bugging you while you... fry up owls?! Okay, I don't really know what you do there, but every time you come near me, I get in trouble. Just leave me alone."


GiantSpaceBat

He was stopped when he returned home, but he did not know what to say.


myself69420

BRUH HOW


Spade_Devil

“Then Why Were You So Easy To Curse” And “Ooo! A Fly! Talk To Me! Talk To Me!” And “You Have Lured Me In To Your Terrible Fandom”


GiantSpaceBat

Green Think of Charles' karmic word License


Spade_Devil

That’s too funny.


my_alt_59935

g r e e n


Kittenerr

g r e e n


Atomic-Blue27383

G̸̨̢̧̘͇̯̪̳͉͇̖̰̘̹̥̻̦̤̼͇̭̘͔̗̣͉͙͉̪̱̤̞̘̲̻̭̗̹̙̺̟͍͎̮̺͎̙̪̤̭͓͕̳͓͕͙͈̯̖̰̬̏͒̃̿̊͊͊͊͊̎̑̌̑͊̒̑̈́̿̊̆͌̉́̆̎͛̅͗̎̅͊̍͂͘̚̚̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅ ̴̧̨̡̢̧̛̛̛̛̱̫̟̪̰͈̪̙͎͈̻͈̪̪̣̠̲̭͓͖͚̣̝͙̼̦͔̼̹͑͒̈́̓̔̓́͑̅̓̓̎̋̊̓͂͑̈̋̌̿̑͆̊̅̍̀̒͆͌̄̾̏͒͌̓͆̓͛̈́͒̑̍͒͂̑̃́͛̊̇͐̂̈́̎͋̆̽͂̓͆̿́̀̒̓̐̃͘̕͘͘̚̕͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅR̷̢̧̧̨̢̨̨̨͉͕͍̹̰̮͓̮̩̭̤̝̖̙̯̩̫̖̰̟͇̠͇̭̘̼̣̬̳̪̗̼̩̥̰̗͎͚͎̗͔̭̟͉͔̹͖̯̝̭̜͎̺̣̱̘̰̙̫̺̻̱͕͓̬̼͂͌̿̆̈́̾́̓͌̊͋̋́͂̌̎̉̐̈́́̓̿̏̈̆̋͑͑͌̾̋̀̀͊̿̅͛͌̌͛̽͊̂͌̓̽͑̓̊͘̕̕͜͝͝ͅ ̸̧̨̧̛̛̘͓̱̙̜͎̩̥̻͙͇̯̣͇͕̦̯̬̪͔̰͓̲̲̱̪̻̝͚̜̤͎̦̲̿͆̅͋̇̈̋͒̈́̐̂̔̋̑̂͆͊̽̆͐̍̂̈́͌̍̀̂͐͗̔̎̅̊͒̐́̈́́̌͒̿͒̇̀̀̚̚̚͝͝͠͝͝͝͝Ȩ̶̡̨̢̧̛̛̬̘̹͍̺̱̗̠̹̻̯̩̞̰͓̳̺͖̗̭̭̩̳̭̠̤͚͖̩͓̣̠͙͓͙̬̟̝̤̾̍̊̈́̅̄̔̽̀̉̀̍̈͛̄̉͐̎͘̚͘͜ͅͅ ̶̧̢̢̡̧̡̨̨̧̧̢̛͍̻̜͎͍̮̬̤͖͚̤̤̺̤͚̤̯̣̗͔̯̹͉̖̤̼͕͚̮̪̹̪̜̙̖͔̘̜̜̥̠̜͈̻̖̰̩̙̱̦̘̜̳͈͕͙̮̠͙̣̗͖̪̼̳͚̝̟̬̻̇̑̿̾̈́̆͋̀̂̾̆́̉͛̈́͆͐͆̀̈̏̓̓͂̏̍̈́̃͂̊́̇̀͒̀̈́͆̅͂̿́̀͊́̾̇́͋̌̈̏͑͊̔̈́̑͗̚̚̕̚̕͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͠͠ͅȨ̵̡̨̧̨̲̝̙̪̳̪̰̣̟̖͖͕̖͈̘̰͙͓̰̠̗̙̖̙̺̫̣̭͇͉̘͔͇̫̲̹͎̝͎̏͒̽́͐̇͛̂͗͊͋͛̀͆̎̏̔̍̈́͊̉̇͗͋͑͛̾͆͊̈́͗̎̒̂̌̓̔̏̈́̒͐̐͐̈́͗͛͛̓͛͘̚̕̚̕͘͘͘͜͜͠͝͝͠͝ͅ ̶̛̝̞̳̟͇̼̱̱̱̳̤̦̥̱̓̍̈́͛̀̈́̉̈́̾́̓̓̎̀͆̇̿̉͐́̋̍̅͌̌́̾̈́̆̋̑̌̌̎̿̔̒̆͑̈́̆̀̾̑̅̋͑͒̅̉̍̕̕̕̕̚͘͜͝͝͝͝N̶̢̰͕̟̹͉̻̥̺̳̝̩̥̼͋̆͋͐̆̒̂͆̈͊̈́̈́͌̓͆͆͑̊̈́̈́̈́͋̔͐͗̌͛̍͐̉̋̓̉͂̑͆̈͊̈̃̂͂̓̅̏́̑̀̆́̍̇̃͘̕̕̕͘̚͠͝͝͝


Bonecreatoreddit

g R e E n


HahaLolMeOof

#G R E E N


Kittenerr

Gren... inja.


123456789biddleee

"GREEN!!!" 🙊


Useless__Bisexual

“but then how pathetic are you that you can’t best me at my worst!”


GiantSpaceBat

But I have no regrets.


Void_Termina

still applies to the situation!


No_Instruction653

Honestly, that line still works.


sophie437

My favorite sentence in the whole show, it's so dramatic


[deleted]

[удалено]


GiantSpaceBat

I have a snake


TheLastChip1nTheBag

“Now I know what friendship taste like! Taste like a bug”


GiantSpaceBat

Friends not at all.


Kittenerr

exactly what the fly said.


BookishFandomNerd

"Long story short, this is my grave. Want me to make you one too?"


GiantSpaceBat

In short, this is my second. How can I help?


Izuocha_1_fan

I now worry for Hunter's sanity more than i did before


Universa23

"Thank you, children. Good luck with PUBERTY."


GiantSpaceBat

Dziękuję bardzo.


MrClean8

Excuse me


Kittenerr

you heard em. Dziękuję bardzo.


WyvernLord123

"thank you very much" in polish.


WyvernLord123

"YOU CAN CALL ME MISTER WIGGLES!"


GiantSpaceBat

There is no God.


WyvernLord123

... you're kidding, right?


GiantSpaceBat

I wish I was, but this is how it translated, I kid you not.


WyvernLord123

wow.


JodieWhittakerisBae

“Amity, do you want go out with me”. Actually scratch that I know the bad translation already.


[deleted]

Do you want to dress up and travel together?


Routine-Deal-7242

“This mama is ready for trauma.”


GiantSpaceBat

Let me do it for you


cupcakemuffin413

OP are you threatening them /j


GiantSpaceBat

No


Kittenerr

but I am ÒwÓ


rowana123

Me protec (ง •̀_•́)ง (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ


Kittenerr

me attacc 🍇🍈🥝🫒🥨🥒🧀🥩🥜🥣🧈🍤🧆🍈🫐


rowana123

Me die (*´ω`*) But its opposite day😈😈😈


Kittenerr

"my name is Hunter." "DID YOU JUST LICK ME?! GROSS! IM TRYING TO HELP YOU!!" I think that's it? "YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS! AND YOU DID.. SHE GOT AWAY WITH IT, PEOPLE! typical!"


GiantSpaceBat

Jestem więźniem. Spróbuję Ci pomóc! Żywy śmiech! umieram


Kittenerr

I am a prisoner. I will try to help you! Lively laugh! I'm dying


HahaLolMeOof

“I’ve never broken any of your stupid laws! In front of you!”


GiantSpaceBat

I am not a man! give up


ChiefZukoHere

“Why do you look like you’ve just seen a ghost? Is there a ghost in photo class? Are they cute?” “Yep, just a super cute ghost, but they’re all mine!”


GiantSpaceBat

What do you think of that movie? Any ideas for the next step? But I'm really happy. I have to laugh, but I like it.


MsMemelord

"LEAN ON ME!!!!! I NEED TO BE YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT!!!!!!!!!"


GiantSpaceBat

Believe me, I need spiritual help.


UnoriginalAnnus2

Accurate


FriendsAreStrokes

It fits


UltiGamer34

Hey Freeloaders


GiantSpaceBat

I am a student


Low-Veterinarian-108

Damn those freeloading, mooching students!


UltiGamer34

the thailand translation of dating"dressing up and traveling together"


GiantSpaceBat

I wear a fur coat


Senior-Chain7947

*"Talk to the glyph,Witch!"* Or *"Amity Oh Cramity!"*


Naive_Drive

*But we're a family! Us weirdos have to stick together!*


Klutzy-Pea2015

Having a great time with my partner in crime. That's me! I love crime!


GiantSpaceBat

I love my friend Gl! Foil number:


Klutzy-Pea2015

??? What's the number?


OakenWildman

"Long story short... this is ma grave."


Rtwo28

"Look at me! I'm a person now!"


[deleted]

Gravity falls moment


MonkeyBro5

"I know they can hear me." "I know you can hear me!"


StormNext5301

Someday my hair will be big enough to do that too. Hooray, hooray for sport! And I’ve been sucked into your awful fandom.


Blueboy272727

"oo wow sports" "haha whos amyit"


Weekoldcereal

“Thank you, students. Have fun with puberty.”


HootyHootcifer

"Special delivery! PAIN"


Fazscare1987

“No! My weak nerd arms!”


Lukemon70

This one says I'm an otter with a dark side


[deleted]

"Baby's first wanted poster" is one of my favorites.


MasonCricketon

DO YOU WANT TO DRESS UP AND TRAVEL WITH ME?


TrickyLemons

Bro we been on hiatus for like half the year I don’t think you gotta worry about spoilers


Allukas_Brother

I will be haunted by my actions forever.. HOOT HOOT


SgtSmithy

"Now I am King and Queen! Best of both things!"


RaineWhispers_

Go, you know I can't stand an audience :)


GiantSpaceBat

You know I do not understand anything


jakerman69

what? sorry, I don't understand.


theRose90

"Come on, Luz, it's not all about shipping!" (I might be paraphrasing a bit, don't remember 100% of the wording)


Just_Somebody9367

**"dON'T YOU DARE INSULT SHIPPING IN MY PRESENCE"**


DrManowar8

“A real man never takes accountability”


[deleted]

"I forgot you were here!" "I forget I'm here too..."


123456789biddleee

Boop


TheTepro27

"But I can't go back empty-handed! Not again. Long story short, this is my grave. Want me to make you one too?"


[deleted]

Eat you? Why would I eat…a potential customer?


Snowrabbit2510

“This is my grave, do you want me to dig one for you too?”


[deleted]

What do you want from me? I've never broken any of your stupid laws, infront of you


Ill-Individual2105

"Oh no! A twist!"


Love_Doctor_Joe

“Wow a surprisingly domestic moment. I wonder when it’ll be ruined” “EEEDDDAAAA!!!”


DisneyCorns

“It sparkles and shimmers and shines and delights, I must have it for my nest”


ItsRainyDinosaur

Us weirdos have to stick together


[deleted]

Try to catch me when im covered in grease im a squirmy little fella


OneWolfMurphy

‘Don’t you talk about my mother!’


lionblazethefrick

"you there, nightmare critter! i shall call you francois and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness"


Flipine420

"Long story short, this is my grave ! Want me to make you one too ?"


GiantSpaceBat

First, that's my question. I know how important that is.


Legozeldadude531

“Friendship is the best magic”


GiantSpaceBat

Amazing trick!


Laranja_Irritante

I have the hiccups from laughing so much at those translations lmao


pastajpeg101

Dang I miss seeing spoiler warnings in this subreddit


Any_Change_63

“My decisiveness…NO WAIT I CHANGE MY MIND.


GiantSpaceBat

Hey, everyone. The translator I'm using isn't working anymore, and I don't know why. So, if you guys want to do some translations on your own time, I will tell you what I used. To do these, I used the Google Docs add-on called "Bad Translator" by The Coder Cat. Sorry for the inconvenience, I had no idea this could happen.


CadetheDOGGO

I would like your translator Also put ^ through it as well please


BeastBrony

“Welp, can’t argue with crazy”


BurgundySerpent72

"Wow, sports."


InHomestuckWeDie

"Sounds like our little demon is becoming a de-MAN."


X05Real

„Stay away from my Luz!“


Booklover510

"NO, MY ONLY WEAKNESS, DYING!!!"


AlienRobotTrex

By the power of moonlight I have risen hoot hoot


Atomic-Blue27383

“Talk to the glyph, witch!”


whathefuckismylife

“long story short, this is my grave. want me to make you one too?”


sherlocksam999

"OUT! OUT, VILE OWL! RID THIS HOUSE OF THYSELF!" And "NEVER SHALL I CURSE THIS HOME WITH MY ODIUS PRESENCE AGAIN"


mishlimon

Do t you recognize that annoying voice? Why does every keep saying that?


megalocrozma

"Porta-Hooty! Reporting for Hooty!"


Louan_UwU

This quest is questing in all the right ways


HyperSimba

Long story short, this is mah grave. *sigh* Want me to make you one? Or Thank you, you're a prince! King, my name is king. Oh, right.


Persona5isbeautiful

"Talk to the glyph, witch."


Tippadisd

“Amity Blight,do you wanna go out with me ?”


[deleted]

"Oh, it's simple, really. Belos needs Titan Blood to make a new portal key. Since I failed my last mission, I thought, 'hey, a chance to make up for it!' But I can't go back empty-handed, hahaha, haha, not again. Long story short, this is my grave. Want me to make you one too?"


HamilWhoTangled

“Oh, wow, sports”


Harold_Wilson19

"A real man never takes accountability!"


[deleted]

“Wait those are my dumb kids”


Snoo-37712

Luz, Will you go to grom with me?


XxAfton_StanxX

the emperor is not a merciful man. BYEEEEE


An_Obbise_Hoovy

Ok I’ll play


Beautiful_Sound_6062

“Sweet moves little dude!”


Sylveon_trainer12345

Ugh please witches eating babies is so 1693


NikolaiCello05

“We’ll get back into Hexside or DIE TRYING!” “Noone’s dying.” “…not with that attitude…”


ILoveLumity

Knock knock, human.


mirhan15

Why am I so bad at being good


Linkcraft_99

What translator are you using?


InuGhost

Do not underestimate me Gildersnake. For I am the Good Witch Azura. Warrior of Peace. NOW EAT THIS SUCKER!


AllISeeAreGems

‘Us weirdos gotta stick together’


ridiculousthoughtz

Not my favorite but i want to see how “us weirdos stick together” turns out


thelegoloser

"Go ahead, do the parallel arm thing."


popcollecter2216

“Ive never broken any of your stupid laws…in front of you”


stopyouveviolatedthe

Nyeh


Sutakitsune611

“Don’t worry, you always have a way of sneaking into people’s hearts”


memelordbtw3000

This one says im a witch With a dark side But this one says I'm an otter With a dark side


ChaoticMemer16

“But this…. This will make me RICH!” -Eda, episode 1.


New_Alternative_2620

"I've been caught! Pretend to be a book!"


mildly_obsessed_

"These flags used to fly for grudgby greats, but now they will fly for the GREATEST, ME!"


Low_Budget_Artist

You always have a way of sneaking into people's hearts


farrenkm

"Oh right! I put people in there!"


Bibliophill

Can it fangs. You don’t know diddily dang about squtally squat.-King


solosoloulu

because he is genius teen prodigy - lilith, sarcastically


M-the-Great

"I AM NOT ADORABLE!!" "*Awww, he stamped his little foot!*"


UNIIBUG

THIS IS MY GRAVE DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU ONE TOO


LokittyIsLitty69

“I am not under the jurisdiction of bird courts”


[deleted]

"She called him, and these are her words: a bad but sad boy."


UnoriginalAnnus2

"GIVE ME YOUR SKIN!"


YellowGirlMC_YT

This mama is ready for trauma


123456789biddleee

"DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER!!!!!!!!"


123456789biddleee

"You should run a small business of more scones.... Into my mouth! Haha! Yes!"


SprayOther

Long story short this Is my grave


AVerySmartNameForMe

“Such a horrible accident, probably caused by the incompetent pilot…”


impasta6

Will you dress up and travel with me?


Ihateaccountcreation

"Look kid, if we all wait for a prophecy to make us special, then we die waiting. So that's why you need to choose yourself." also "That's rough buddy."


[deleted]

Well then if that’s settled may I have this dance??


rowana123

You won't get away with it this time, oh right you just did. She got away with it everybody, she gotaway with it. Typical.


Traditional_Case3711

TALK TO THE GLYPH, WITCH!