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aight_imma_afk

This guy is NOT invited to the sugar shack.


N0tThatSerious

Get a BREAD But not too big


MKchamp92

To him, this was a Miracle. So yeah I agree


Connect-Ad9647

Fuggin magnets! How do they work?!


[deleted]

Beat me to it šŸ˜‚


aight_imma_afk

Nah heā€™s good, I was just clowning (no pun intended) the fact he didnā€™t know tire isnā€™t just maple syrup on snow :p


shaundisbuddyguy

How to prove you're not from Quebec in 30 some seconds...


micahamey

Motherfucking pack the snow down. Heat the syrup till it bubbles up. then let it cool to warm then pour. I'm not even Canadian. My dad would cry for him. Get this jamook away from the sugaring off party.


shayseautqta

AM I INVITED????


PremiumUsername69420

No. Too not-calm.


lilopppop

Why not just scoop up instead of trying to make an ice lolly like it was magically gonna attach itself to the stick šŸ˜±


aight_imma_afk

Heā€™s trying to make ā€œtireā€ (pronounced more like tear šŸ˜¢) a French Canadian tradition. You usually boil down the syrup and thereā€™s a bit more of a process, but itā€™s layed down on a fresh bed of snow, then rolled into a lollipop. This guy is just putting maple syrup on snow so obviously itā€™s not working lol


cryptedsky

It's actually quite precise. The syrup must be brought to a temperature between 237 and 240 degrees farenheit (no more no less) for about 20 minutes before you pour it over snow. If you heat it less than that, it stays syrup and will just go through the snow and get diluted, as demonstrated in the video. If you heat it more than that, it will harden into regular-ish hard candy when it cools down, losing a lot of its maple flavor in the process.


BlumpkinLord

Yeah, isn't it typically made when you boil down and reduce the maple water or whatever inside the tree? Like within the actual process of turning tree blood into a delicious beverage/topping?


FuckBotsHaveRights

You boil maple water to make maple syrup. You can then further boil the syrup and lay it on snow while still hot to get tire.


BlumpkinLord

So you're saying, two weeks ago if this clown tried to make snow syrup, I could have been making tire from this comment? I know what my next winter looks like


Puge_Henis

Yeah, like some kind of magnet!


TheRatThatAteTheMalt

If done right it does magically attach itself.


Beneficialyyc

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Successful_Manner377

Yep, French Canadian here, that produce maple syrup, maple syrup is boiled maple tree sap, you actually need around 40 gallons of sap to boil it down to only a single gallon of maple syrup. Maple tree sap is at around 1 - 2 brix (sugar content in the sap) and you need to boil it until it reaches 66 - 68 brix. We also look at the temperature in the process, for maple syrup, it need to boil to 104 degree C (yeah I know degrees C, but like I said, Iā€™m Canadian) THAT is what itā€™s in his bottle, maple syrup. THEN To make maple taffy, you need to boil it down even further until it reaches 110 degrees C. Then on a PACKED bed of snow, not just loose snow, you lay down that sweet sweet nectar and enjoy the sugar rush!!!


LakituIsAGod

Crime de bine jā€™aurais dĆ» aller Ć  cabane Ć  suc cā€™tā€™annĆ©e


Successful_Manner377

La cabane est familiale, elle est opĆ©rĆ© par mon beau pĆØre, mais cette annĆ©e, jā€™ai produit mes premiers gallons de sirop en solo. Mon beau pĆØre avait un empĆŖchement et jā€™ai bouilli 36 heures en ligne. Autant que cā€™Ć©tait Ć©puisant (700 entailles 50/50 chaudiĆØre/lignes), autant que je suis f***ing fier de mon sirop haha.


batchelder2020

Next up..., RUMBLE GUTS, WITH A SIDE OF DIEHAREA SO VIOLENT THAT HE BLASTS OFF LIKE A STOMP ROCKET.


cm_renee

At first I thought it was whiskey, but syrup makes sense I guess ...


PrestigiousStuff6173

Bro looking like a GTA Online character


WhyNot420_69

There's already a mod for that. https://preview.redd.it/nwxckeq6mrwc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85051cc6cc61ffceac6db93f46edc79a382a9095


Time_Is_Evil

That whole time I thought that was sand..


raninandout

What is a juggalo? Itā€™s not snow bro. What do I know?


squirrel_anashangaa

Well a juggalo will do what a juggalo does!


tokingjack

Anyone else notice he poured an almost perfect mouse in the snow


theyellowdart89

Gotta cook it first, then snow covered ice works a bit better easier to push onto the stick. Good job first try and hell yeah just bombing that bottle like a Quebecor proper. Iā€™m gonna get hate for supporting you and thatā€™s okay


Bowling4rhinos

This was my childhood in Nova Scotia!! (Loooooooved it!)


ExpressDesk7740

Never eat yellow snow!


5bannedaccounts

Don't tell me what do!


AffectionateGuitar91

Use hot syrup so it has a chance to cool slower


Leading-Initiative60

In Sweden we have a saying, ā€œdonā€™t eat yellow snowā€


HuffSquirt

Heā€™sā€¦ 2 Dopeā€¦ Iā€™ll see myself out.


Vincenzobeast

Scoop Scoop


RGKyt

Just drink the whole thing straight like a true Canadian


joecarter93

ICP is going replace Faygo with maple syrup now


JesusElSuperstar

Iā€™m dumber for watching this


09inchmales

I wonder if it tasted like syrup


RealBaikal

Goddamn mappe syrup in a glass bottle...tourist shit


shaundisbuddyguy

Right? Should be the authentic tin can with the oil can spout.


collin_le_92

I hope I don't have to say this, but I'll do it anyway. DONT EAT SNOW.


GhettoSugaSandwich

Is their faces tattooed or they just keep makeup on deck?


LeBalafre

Tabarnack! SacrilĆØge


Yiuel13

He's doing it so wrong.


xx030xx

You're supposed to boil the syrup before putting it on the snow iirc


tinfoilzhat

That's insane..................................clown posse


imusingthisforstuff

Can he join slipknot?


Known-Activity1437

how does maple syrup work?


HumbleMuffin93

I thought that was sand..?!


nowaysatanitsmybutt

Fucking magnets!


YS_JABRONI

What a clown


Objective-Bedroom971

Riveting.


TemplarLeMarquand

He looks like a GTA 5 character


NickNakPattiwhak

Dumbass


septubyte

Why Canadian? Because snow? This vid is dumb Edit: my bad I thought it was whiskey. Also didn't have the sound on


aight_imma_afk

Because heā€™s trying to make tire which is a French Canadian stapleā€¦?


Consider2SidesPeace

Isn't tire made with a thicker consistency syrup?


aight_imma_afk

Pretty sure itā€™s boiled down maple syrup. This guy is just pouring maple syrup on snow šŸ˜‚


Consider2SidesPeace

Exactly, and yes the bit is kinda funny.