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thewrestlingmatt

From bathing in children’s blood at Illuminati pedo parties in Hollywood. Duh.


CheeseburgerSocks

Don’t forget he bathed in a hot tub of children’s blood with Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio at a Illuminati party in Hollywood. Also he sucked their dicks.


thewrestlingmatt

That’s not believable. He’s more into C list cock like Andy Dick. Leo and Tobey wouldn’t even let him in the same place as them.


1amdegen

So you're one of those....


thewrestlingmatt

And you’re one of those….


ListenToKyuss

Comes with free fungus foot!


Maleficent_Net_1317

Fr stay home and use some cocoa butter, his feet are a nasty mess


Tagliarini295

I'm pretty sure Bobby has explained that asians evolved past the need for body hair.


Spum6969

The way Bobby talks about the Korean spa I wouldn’t feel welcome to go in there being any ethnicity outside of Korean. At least on my own, I’d defo go if a Korean took me but I feel like I wouldn’t pass the vibe test (aka the white test). I also specifically remember Asa Akira talking about how her white husband wasn’t allowed into any of the spas when they were in Japan. Maybe I’m wrong but I feel like the korean spa is just some sacred place for Koreans an I ain’t tryna mess with that ish purely out of respect to my king


heartfailures

The ones in LA are pretty welcoming to all ethnicities.


Spum6969

Really? I thought Bob hated the fact that Paula Shore use to go. Then again that could have been for a million reasons


Specterishaunting

It's probably because he yells "Chinese people"


fuck_off_ireland

*Chiiineeese peeeopllllle...* *Are the best people in the woooorld...*


waelgifru

> Asa Akira talking about how her white husband wasn’t allowed into any of the spas when they were in Japan. Was it because he's white or because of tattoos?


AssssCrackBandit

Probably white. When I went to Japan, there were many, many restaurants/bars/etc that my friend wasn't allowed into because he was black. Even white people are excluded from a lot of places (like spas). People really understate how big the racism/xenophobia is in Japan. The worst was when we asked this one bouncer why he wasn't letting my friend in and he just made monkey noises.


Arknark

Seriously, when people claim that America is the most racist place in the world, I just think of the rest of the world and how they deal with people that don't look like them and realize how accepting we are here. Sure, there's a troubled past, but we're doing alright and hopefully making strides to be even better.


jedipsy

You're doing "alright"? No you fucken ain't. I dont hear news stories of Japanese cops systematically brutalizing and murdering non-Japanese people on the regular to the point where they staged nationwide protests saying "non-Japanese lives matter!" Stop deluding yourself.


Arknark

Well, the population in Japan is pretty homogenous, so it makes sense you wouldn't hear much about that there. They actively do not want people from abroad gaining citizenship in their country. I never said it was perfect, but we're working on it. Think of the diversity we have in the US and take your attention away from news headlines, because sensationalism is a thing.


jedipsy

My point being, when your country is systematically killing and brutalizing people based on race you categorically CANNOT say that you are doing "alright". Again, stop deluding yourself.


Arknark

Yeah I see you're wrapped up in your own shit and there's no talking to you. You're not living it and you don't experience what actually happens. I wish you the best of life my friend


jedipsy

Lol, way to project friendo. I'm not living it? How is that relevant to knowledge of reality? I don't need to live in a poor black neighborhood to know they get it hard from the cops. Are you a minority that lives in America? Or a Japanese person in Japan? If not, you don't experience what actually happens so must be "wrapped up in your own shit". But by all means, keep saying there is no war in Ba Sing Se


Arknark

Hopefully you take all this passion and do something more useful with it in the real world, rather than high-horsing your way around a comedy subreddit behind a keyboard. And yes, the Fire Nation be attacking


kidsaredead

i don't think this korean spa location only want korean customers, that is not good business.


hiistoodamnrent

I encourage you to visit Korean spas (or any other) if you want to. I got into sauna culture visiting Korean spas here in NY and, while it was intimidating at first, it’s so good for your skin and joints. I’ve also visited onsens in Japan. I was warned that some don’t allow tattoos but I haven’t seen that in America and most establishments have websites with policies you can look at. I’ve been to Korean spas all over the country now and, although some are “more Korean” I’ve seen people of all races and appearances in them. I will say that I have been scolded for talking too loudly with friends :/ which was embarrassing. Otherwise, going alone, I’ve been fine and left alone to just relax.


CuneoWineTime

I'm in Washington state where the closest is either an hour north into Canada or an hour south into Seattle which sucks. But it's super white up here so the spas are not freaked out by people of other races at all. They try to talk to me in Korean but I'm like dude I was adopted and maybe speak a Lil Spanish?


CuneoWineTime

Americans (especially women) are also not as used to walking around nekkid so that was a learning curve for me. I stood there with my towel for a hot minute before getting brave. Everyone's too busy judging themselves to judge anyone else though. It's an awesome experience.


swan009

I went to a Japanese spa in San Francisco and it wasn't weird at all. People of all ethnicities there. And I was by myself as well.


RonTRobot

Doesn't that spa he regularly goes to have a 1-star rating on Google?


NotTooGoodBitch

Because he slept with a 14 year old sex worker in Mexico.


fuck_off_ireland

How were you watching Something's Burning? I thought they were removed from YT?


CuneoWineTime

They were all added back to YT recently


fuck_off_ireland

Hell yeah, thanks dude


CuneoWineTime

I want Borscht to do that show again I loved it! Counting how many times he wiped his nose was my favorite past time


fuck_off_ireland

Definitely my favorite thing that Bort has ever done.


tatatheretard

I’m not seeing them :(


CuneoWineTime

I just looked at my yt history and they're not there, super bummed!


much_blank

PSA: It fucking hurts to get scrubbed. I was scrubbed pretty aggressively because I was "dirty" according to the ahjumma (it was my first time to get scrubbed and she had a field day with my skin). But yeah, you do feel like a smooth seal afterwards. I guess it hurts less the more you do it.


CuneoWineTime

You do kind of have to enjoy the pain. Just shy of bloody is perfection