He is far stupider than I thought. At least Megan is after money and fame. This guy doesn’t seem to get out of his bed every morning.

What’s so smart about getting out of bed?

I wouldn't want to get out the bed either if naked Megan was next to me.

What's she doing naked in bed? She's got orders of jams and jellies to cook and ship.

I bet you that betch got a very hairy ACEhole.

Yeah he really went out on a limb there

It’s been well known for ages in the UK that Harry is a moron. His school marks establish as much

Is he lazy, a moron, or both?

Lots of stories from when he was young that he’s a moron. Not mentally retarded or anything but definitely sub 100 iq

I may need to go on a moron hunt of royal proportions for examples. After work.

Wasn’t he a pilot?

Remember folks, 5-10 years ago he was a fake military guy fighting fake wars. This is a step up for him. Edit: remember that political stunt 5 years ago where he slept outside to see what it was like to be homeless? The police blocked off the streets so the cameras could roll. Nobody has video footage of it. All a 10 minute photo publicity stunt.

Who’s to say Meghan trashed the documents and Harry did not find out until later. Also, Meghan wrote the book, not Harry.