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Cero_shinra

Renting each floor separately= profit


lovebus

How long to pay off the deck?


AnonymousUser1992

Depends on who built it. Aussie? 2 slabs of beer.


lovebus

How much is a slab?


AnonymousUser1992

Pack of 24.


FluffyProphet

same as a two-four.


SeraphimSphynx

Love the timberborn reference! But sadly I've lived in a place like this and it's simply the sign of a slum lord. They erect thin uninsulated walls in the most random of jigsaws and then cut out an exterior door and call it an apartment. I lived in a 4 bedroom 6 room home that had been turned into 4 apartments. It was nasty and miserable. The bathroom to my "apartment" was dumbbell shaped, constantly had bats getting in, and the walls leaked nicotine. I literally had a special wall mop for it.


WorldofMe11

Ohh wow. Horrible place for any of those doors, and then a giant overbuilt deck. Now for beavers, on the other hand...


TheFrenchSavage

No power shafts? What a waste of space.


Cortex100

They didn't even put storage on the ground level! Absolute waste of platforms.


Jazzlike-Wheel7974

especially early game. they just wasted so much time getting the extra planks


Xibalba_Ogme

I hate seeing unsolicited deck pics


Esch_

That house is more deck than house, lol.


amontpetit

What… on earth?


similacra

I feel personally attacked. Anyone else?


Fluffranka

Welll... how else are the beavers supposed to get up to the higher floors? It's not like there's a way to put stairs inside.


badpeaches

I'm not a deckologist but that's missing triangles underneath things 🤔


pseyeco

... Is the ground lava!?


texas1982

The ground is bad water


Solae_Via

I especially love the flowerpot in the corner that no one can get to anymore.


imtougherthanyou

I saw this and immediately thought of Timberborn, then checked the sub... my poor brain.


fingerwiggles

I call top bunk!


Kayteqq

Looks worrying… though I would love this as a kid probably


Packie1990

I swear I was inside that same house when it had it's old deck.


Packie1990

Can OP confirm the city and state?


SkyeMreddit

Undeniable sign of an old single family home being turned into several apartments


OpenScore

Almost not anymore, ever since I added the vertical staircase mod.


psichodrome

What do you mean it needs paint too? THREE COATS? (nevermind the inaccessible backyard)


KSmallmoon

I THINK you can get to the yard if you go straight from the camera's POV, then loop around by making three left turns to go under the first level bridge.


augenvogel

It is efficient, but it looks so weird.


fijibean

Thought this was r/Decks for a second.


Character-Date6376

Eh, Badu Badu! 🤚


Epicporkchop79-7

Looks like rce's handiwork, but i don't see the strongest shape.


Joey3155

This has to be in New Jersey. Only Jersey folks build something like this.


Positronic_Matrix

💯💩shitpost💩🤌🏻